Chapter 168: They Are All Suicides

No, the other one can't be let go, a waste of points, anyway, you have to eat two wild boars to make up for it.

"Don't let me use the Soul Trapping Rod, then I'll use the Immobilization Technique!"

Raising his hand and pointing in the air, the other wild boar was frozen in place. Snap off a branch and shoot at the boar. The branch pierced the boar's throat like an arrow off the string.

Blood gushed out in an instant, staining the ground red.

"Hmph, this time I killed the wild boar with a branch, you have nothing to say!"

When he came to the wild boar, Lu Tianyi grabbed a pig's leg with one hand and dragged the wild boar back to the camp.

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"Mr. Lu, what are you?" Two soldiers approached in surprise.

"It's nothing, I just went out and saw wild meat in the mountains, so I grabbed two and brought them back to improve everyone's food."

Shun...... Conveniently!

This sister. What is called handy?

It's all easy, so what does it mean to be serious?

Do you have any misunderstanding of the word "handy"?

Of course, in addition to complaining, they were also surprised.

One person, with his bare hands, killed two wild boars unscathed, which is too strong!

Although everyone had seen the bone demon in the cave, and these soldiers were amazed by this world they had never known, but they had never experienced how powerful these beings were above ordinary people.

Not to mention anything else, let's just say that the wild boar adds up to at least 500 catties, plus the mountains and forests are inconvenient to walk, and the friction of branches is very large, to transport it back, at least seven or eight hundred catties of strength. And looking at Lu Tianyi's calm and relaxed appearance, this strength is a thousand catties. World-class Hercules, that's it! Especially Lu Tianyi still looks thin and weak, and he can't even see a muscle on his body!

"If we encounter such an enemy in the future, how can we, the soldiers, destroy them?" One of the soldiers thought, clenching his gun in his hand, hoping that it would give him a little confidence.

As a soldier who believes that a gun is in hand, some of my soldiers suddenly found that there is an existence in the world that is not even afraid of guns, and that kind of panic and anxiety is difficult for ordinary people to understand......

"Mr. Lu, you don't have a single muscle on your body, how did you drag such a heavy wild boar?" Another optimist soldier who didn't have the slightest sense of crisis asked.

"Who said I don't have chicken!" After speaking, Lu Tianyi turned around, blocking the sight of the two, and he didn't know what he was doing with his hands.

Then he suddenly turned around, holding the pheasant that had always had a bright coat in his right hand, "Dangdang-dang, isn't this chicken!" ”

Soldier A: "......"

Soldier B: "......"

They had forgotten where Lu Tianyi had taken out the pheasants at this moment, and the corners of their mouths twitched.

Don't you have some misunderstanding about what we mean by chicken?

Ah no, it's muscles!

"Mr. Lu, the muscles we are talking about are not this chicken, they are ......"

Before Lotte sent Soldier B to finish speaking, Lu Tianyi interrupted him and stuffed the pheasant in his hand to him, "Okay, don't care which chicken, hurry up and take these things to the cooking team to deal with, let's eat something good tonight." ”

At this time, both of them saw that Lu Tianyi didn't want to answer this, so they didn't ask any more.

"Alright, let's go now!"

The two of them grabbed a wild boar leg and prepared to pull it to the cooking class.

Only then did they know that these two wild boars were not only 200 catties, but each of them was 300 catties.

"What are you doing?" At this time, Yan Zhengping walked over, saw the wild boar on the ground, and asked, "Where did this come from?" ”

"Mr. Lu brought it back!" Soldier B raised the pheasant in his hand, "And this pheasant too!" ”

Yan Zhengping glanced at the wild boar and pheasant, and said leisurely without hurrying: "Wild boar, the state has three protected animals, and it is illegal for individuals to hunt privately. ”

"Pheasant, scientific name pheasant, national second-class key protected animal, anyone hunting is also illegal."

Suddenly, Yan Zheng's face straightened, and he said sharply: "Lu Tianyi, the evidence of your crime is conclusive, what else is there to say?" ”

As soon as Lu Tianyi opened his mouth to speak, Yan Zhengping said: "From now on, you have the right to remain silent, but every word you say will become evidence in court!" ”

"You're done?" Lu Tianyi looked at him expressionlessly.

Yan Zhengping nodded.

"Did I say I killed me?"

"Who killed you if you didn't kill it? Could it be that they commit suicide? Well? Yan Zhengping dragged a long nasal voice.

"They killed themselves!" Lu Tianyi said with a determined face.

Hearing this, Yan Zhengping stared at Lu Tianyi, revealing an expression that I thought I would believe it.

"Don't believe it!" Lu Tianyi said, "Look at this chicken, it was killed by a blow to the head, and the situation at that time was that when it flew down from the tree, it fell to the ground with a mistake. ”

"These two wild boars, look at this one," Lu Tianyi pointed to the wild boar that was hooked by him, and said: "It didn't have a fatal wound on its body, and I don't know how it died. ”

"As for this one," Lu Tianyi pointed to another wild boar, "you see that it has a branch stuck in its throat, and it is obvious that it fell while walking, and then it happened to be stuck in the throat by the branch, bleeding to death." ”

"Hehe, Mr. Lu, then your luck is really good, you went out and met three animals that died unexpectedly." Yan Zhengping said expressionlessly.

You're just making up excuses, and please make it up like a little bit, okay?

You're completely despising our intelligence!

"Perhaps...... Maybe I'm God's godson! "Lu Tianyi is serious nonsense.

Soldier A: "......"

Soldier B: "......"

Yan Zhengping: "......"

"Anyway, you brought this animal back, and you are extremely suspicious." Yan Zhengping said with a sneering smile.

It's useless to blow the sky out!

"Then you must not eat pheasants and wild boars later, because they are all illegal!" Lu Tianyi said.

"Don't worry, I won't eat it!"

"That's good!" After speaking, Lu Tianyi crossed Yan Zhengping and walked towards the camp. After only two steps, he suddenly turned around and said with a smile: "Remember to ask the cooking class to make the meat delicious, don't waste it." ”

"Mr. Lu, don't worry, the craftsmanship of our barracks cooking class is no worse than that of the hotel chef!" Soldier B said with a smile.

"That's good!" Lu Tianyi nodded and turned to leave.

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In the evening, everyone held a bowl of fragrant wild boar meat and ate it with relish.

In front of Lu Tianyi and the three old men, in addition to the wild boar, there is also a pheasant that is being roasted on the bonfire, brushed with red oil and spicy seeds, the golden pheasant exudes an attractive fragrance, and the chicken fat makes a "zizi" sound under the scorching flame.

"Such wild food, of course, barbecue is the most correct way to eat!" Lu Tianyi said with a smile.