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"I've got all our sales slogans in mind! Are you still worried about loneliness, loneliness, and emptiness? Don't be sad, don't be melancholy, let the wooden clone soothe your broken heart, buy one get one free, buy two get three free, buy more and give more, if you buy more than ten wooden clones, it is possible to become my body, from now on there is no need for a wooden clone, and you will not be lonely, lonely, empty and cold, because you have gone insane! The wooden clone said impassionedly. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

“……”

"What a talent!"

Yan Luodao once again sighed that his wooden clone was a talent, and sighed: "Seriously, you are my wooden clone, I really wronged you!" The United Nations needs people like you! No, it should be said that the mental hospital of the United Nations needs a managed talent like you! ”

"That's!"

The wooden clone pursed his lips and raised his chin to signal to Madara, "The real talent is sitting there!" The body of my Yushu Linfeng, one person can support a mental hospital, you say that he is not powerful! Isn't it talent! ”

"Awesome! You are all talents! Yama Dao let out a long sigh.

"It's like you're not a talent!" The wooden clone laughed.

"That's right! I'm also talented! Yama Dao also smiled.

"That's right!" The wooden clone grinned.

Madara stared at the blood-like juice in the wine glass without a trace of fluctuation, and said nonchalantly, "Do you know what I admire most about myself? When you're alone, you can make yourself laugh! ”

"I'm about to cry when you say this!" The wooden clone raised his hand and wiped the non-existent tears from the corners of his eyes.

If someone hears the conversation inside the rope at this time, it will definitely feel creepy.

Imagine that in the middle of the night, when everything is silent, a conversation with the same voice and different tones comes, and it feels like a person talking to himself in a different tone, mixed with a few laughs from time to time.

"Does Fish-Man Island still exist? It's incredible! I thought that Xiaoxian had already eaten Fish-Man Island, and from then on it could only be seen in history books and museums! ”

The wooden clone's gaze penetrates through the layers of barriers, taking in everything on Fish-Man Island.

"This room is unique."

After observing Fish-Man Island, the wooden clone began to look at the gorgeous room he was in, and when he saw the little white star sleeping on the shell bed, he let out an exclamation, "Wow! It's a big fish, now we don't have to worry about the lack of food in the future, such a big fish is at least enough for Xiaoxian to eat two meals, we can also mix fish soup to drink, and chew some fish bones, making do with ten days and half a month is not a problem. After speaking, he pointed to the sleeping little white star, and said without hesitation: "I declare that from now on, this fish is our strategic reserve food!" ”

“……”

"What a strategic reserve of grain, it's obviously a mascot!" Yama retorted.

"Be a mascot when there is no shortage of food!" The wooden clone has the final word and makes a perfect summary.

"Whether it's a strategic reserve, or a mascot, or whatever, please take a trip!" Madara shook his glass, raised his head and said to the wooden clone.

"I knew that if you came out of me, something must be wrong!" The wooden clone pursed his lips, looking like I had seen through everything a long time ago.

"It's so much easier than having a meeting! Right! Madara laughed.

"It's too low, it's not challenging at all! In fact, the ontology can do it, mainly because he is too lazy! The wooden clone said dissatisfiedly.

"Thank you for speaking his greatest goodness!" Yama Dao laughed.

"Isn't our greatest strength handsome?" The wooden clone asked in surprise.

"Hmmm! The biggest drawback is that it's too handsome! Madara couldn't help but laugh as he spoke.

"That's true!"

The wooden clone took the wine bottle and touched the glass with the main body, then raised his head and drank it all.

Bang!

The wooden clone casually threw the empty red wine bottle into the garbage heap on the side, and instantly appeared at the head of Xiao Baixing's bed, sat down cross-legged, stretched out his right hand and pressed Xiao Baixing's broad forehead, closed his eyes, and invaded Xiao Baixing's mental consciousness.

"To be honest, I really want to know how that guy used to convince Jixiangyu!" Yama Dao's tone was full of curiosity.

"Then go check it out!" Madara glanced at the wooden clone, drank the remaining red wine from the wine glass in one gulp, and casually lowered the wine glass to the ground.

"Sure enough, you're interested!"

As soon as Yan Luodao's words fell, the scenery in front of him had changed.

The endless green meadows, the sky is full of sunshine, the earth is full of spring, and the surrounding is full of birds and flowers, which is really a good place for spring outing.

A handsome young man sat low on a big tree, his face was like a crown of jade, his eyes were like stars, his waist-length long black hair was scattered behind his back, he was dressed in a simple black robe, the pitch-black robe was decorated, and the whole person had an indescribable mystery.

There was a young mermaid lying in front of the black-robed young man, although her cute appearance was full of immaturity, her body was not much smaller than the big tree behind the black-robed young man. Compared to the young mermaid, the black-robed youth was like a sapling and a big tree. The black-robed youth is a sapling, and the little mermaid is a big tree.

This person and mermaid are naturally the wooden clones and the little white stars.

The wooden clone created an illusion space, and then pulled Xiao Shirahoshi's spiritual consciousness into the illusion space.

A warm breeze blew, and the little white star's long eyelashes trembled, and he opened his eyes blankly, and the first thing that caught his eye was a green canopy and a blue sky.

Where is this?

After a brief period of consternation, the first thought that came to Xiao Baixing's heart was where this was, and then the next second he burst into a deafening exclamation.

"Ahh

Little White Star screamed incessantly, and his eyes showed an undisguised look of horror.

She obviously slept in her room, and she didn't even have a dream, and even if she did, she definitely never had such a strange dream.

Thinking of this, Xiao Baixing was even more panicked, what happened? Why did you come to this strange place as soon as you opened your eyes?

"Can you stop your screaming for a moment?"

A peaceful voice came from Xiao Baixing's ears.

"Madara-sama!"

Xiao Baixing heard the words of the wooden clone, and immediately shifted his gaze, and saw the wooden clone sitting under the tree, less than a few meters away from her, his bright eyes were full of tears, and he was surprised.

She hadn't seen Madara's wooden clone, and she mistook it for Madara. Of course, the wooden clone was originally Madara's doppelganger, and it was basically a person, so there was no difference.

The wooden clone nodded with a smile, and was about to speak, when he saw Xiao Baixing sit up from the grass and pounce on him like him.

Rumble!

The wooden clone was directly pounced on by Xiao Shiraxing, and was pressed under the huge body.

"I ......"

The wooden clone was stunned at the time, his eyes were straight, and he didn't seem to understand what was going on. (To be continued.) )