Chapter 117: Mascot

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"What are you going to do with that little fish?"

The little fish in the mouth of the sword spirit spot is naturally the little white star who is sleeping soundly on the bed at this time. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE怂 ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½†ļ½.81ww*w.ā””

"Do what you have to do!" Madara said nonchalantly.

"It's not useful, but it can be used as a mascot!" Dao Lingban laughed.

"Ahh

"That's good, the boss of the organization is a cat! The mascot is a fish. Dao Lingban laughed.

"This is in line with Xiaoxian's character."

"Why don't you let the wooden clone try! That's one of his specialties! Dao Lingban laughed.

"It's like my wooden clone is a villain!" Madara smiled too.

"Do you still need it?"

"Speaking of the wooden clone, he should have completed the fusion of the Devil Fruit, I don't know what the result will be!"

The space in front of Madara's eyes distorted, and a tall figure appeared in the spatial vortex.

Bang!

The visitor fell from the whirlpool to Madara, lying on his back on the ground, holding a soft pillow in his arms and wearing a black pajamas.

"Are you sure he's done with his mission?"

Blade Spirit Madara glanced at the sleeping wooden clone, and then put his gaze on Madara's body.

"Wake him up!"

"Just wait for this sentence!"

As soon as the words of the sword spirit spot fell, the Yama knife placed beside him was instantly unsheathed, and it rotated in the air, and the blade of the cold light Huohuo stabbed straight down, and the target was the head of the wooden clone.

Bang!

The sleeping wooden clone suddenly opened his eyes, stretched out two white fingers of his right hand, and caught the falling blade between the lightning and flint.

At this point, the tip of the Yama knife was less than a centimeter from the tip of his nose.

"You two neurotics, don't you see me sleeping?" The wooden clone said angrily.

Glancing at the wooden clone, he stretched out his hand and made a move, and the Yama knife flew back into the scabbard from the wooden clone's fingertips. The sword spirit spot itself turned into a black mist and escaped into the Yama sword.

"Why did I just wake up, and people went back!"

The wooden clone sat up from the ground and looked at the Yama Knife in surprise.

"Maybe he doesn't want to see you!" Madara laughed.

"It's all your own people, why are you shy!"

The wooden clone is really not wrong, the Yama Dao is himself, to be precise, the soul clone of his own body.

"What's the matter? Did something happen? ā€

The wooden clone sat across from Madara, looking at him curiously.

"It's okay, I just want to see the result of the Devil Fruit's fusion!" Madara said.

"It's fun, isn't it?" The wooden clone laughed. He knew that the main body had read his memories, and that he already knew everything that had happened when he synthesized the Devil Fruit.

"Hmm!"

"As you know, I'll go back to sleep if it's okay."

The wooden clone covered his mouth and yawned.

"I remember not long ago, I told you to go to a meeting, but I didn't tell you to go to sleep!" Madara said with a smile.

"Actually, I don't sleep for myself, no, I sleep for myself, it's not right!"

The words of the wooden clone were incomprehensible, he thought for a moment, and said happily: "I know, it should be said that I sleep for my body, you think!" If you don't sleep, I sleep, and then when I wake up, you remove the wooden clone, is it equivalent to you also sleeping! ā€

"Talent!"

Yama Dao sighed, the way of thinking of the wooden clone was really different.

A sleep problem is about to rise to the height of philosophy!

"I'm talking about meetings, not sleep!" Madara chuckled softly.

"You're really a meeting expert! Non-stop meetings during the day! Dreaming at night, dreaming of meetings! Then get up the next day and continue the meeting that I didn't finish in my dream last night, and so on, you can have a meeting for a lifetime! The wooden clone said angrily.

"Forget it, let's not talk about the meeting."

Madara raised his eyebrows slightly and said, "You can have a meeting whenever you want." ā€

"It's like I don't want to have a meeting, you can force me!" The wooden clone said disapprovingly.

"I may not be able to force you to have a meeting, but I can find a wooden clone who is willing to have a meeting!" Madara said.

"That's hard to say! If you divide 10,000 wooden clones, you may not be able to find one willing to have a meeting! The wooden clone said.

"If you want to talk about the topic of meetings again, believe it or not, I'll cut you immediately!" The Yama Dao, who had been silent, finally spoke.

"Open ......"

As soon as the wooden clone said the word 'open', he saw a knife light flash in the air.

"Joked!"

The wooden clone held the sinister blade of the Yama Sword in his right hand.

"But it's not enough for you to wave!" Yama said.

"As long as there is the sea in my heart, no matter where I am, I can make waves!" The wooden clone said proudly.

ā€œā€¦ā€¦ā€

"Don't make trouble, I'll change the subject!"

The wooden clone lowered his right hand, and the Yama knife returned to its sheath.

"I'll tell you! I just had a dream in which I came up with a nice way to make money, and of course, this inspiration was also thanks to my handsome and dashing body. ā€

The wooden clone stretched out his hand, and the wine bottle next to Madara fell into his hand, he raised his head and poured a sip of red wine, casually wiped the corner of his mouth with the back of his right hand holding the red wine bottle, and said to Madara: "When you were eating in the space just now, weren't you going to exchange me for canned fish!" This brings me to a good way to make money. You can completely detach as many wooden clones as you like and sell them! There are all kinds of personalities, and the characters that are easy to split are sold cheaper, and the characters that are not easy to split are sold more expensive. Popular personalities are more divided, and unpopular personalities are less divided. ā€

"And then?" Madara asked calmly.

"And then, you think! People with different personalities are engaged in different jobs, and wooden clones with different personalities can be engaged in different jobs, such as what cures all diseases, fortune telling, housekeeping, red and white water cases, celebration preparation, defending the earth, destroying galaxies, ********, ghostwriting homework, repairing aircraft carriers, modifying spaceships, cleaning satellites, refurbishing nuclear weapons, shopping guide translation, playing handsome and cool, poetry and songs, business planning, copywriting, game training, fruit batch, scrap acquisition, spy bodyguard, presidential campaign, logistics and delivery, professional ribbon cutting, energy opening, draft comparison, arms trade, anti-evil hoe rape, extras, problem solving, psychological counseling, conference speech, jewelry consultant, antique leakage, cultural relics identification, dog walking and bird taming, inverted bucket treasure exploration, planting environmental protection, gardening and greening, atmospheric cleaning, mining and fish farming. ā€

The wooden clone said a long list of occupations, and after finishing speaking, he was quite unsatisfied, and said: "In a word, all walks of life, three religions and nine streams, the wooden clone can do it, and do it very well!" ā€

"Thank you for letting me know that I can do a lot of things after being unemployed for many years, and that my life is so meaningful!"

Madara smiled and nodded to the wooden clone.

"At the same time, it also makes you understand that you are completely hopeless!"

The Yama knife is really worthy of a knife, and it doesn't need to be unsheathed.

"......" (To be continued.) )

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