Chapter 50: The So-Called Love

After a night of toilet grabbing, Li Huihui understood a truth, asking Jin Yuan Bao to watch a movie like 'Titanic' with three wrong views would only add fuel to the fire and take this guy to his grandmother's house.

After learning his lesson, Li Huihui adjusted his real-time strategy and asked the three of them to watch the second movie, "My Grumpy Girlfriend".

It is said that this movie has become a 'love textbook' level existence, a must-see between couples, usually girls force their boyfriends to watch it, as for the reason is very simple and rude: look at other people's boyfriends!

Speaking of which, I can't help but want to complain more, other people's husbands, other people's children and other things are simply obstacles on the road to the development of a harmonious society, the root cause of the deterioration of family conflicts and disputes, and a cancer on the road to the healthy growth of teenagers!

All in all, the heroine in this movie is ruthless to her boyfriend, unconvinced, slaps you in the face, disobedient, puts on the old lady's high heels and walks around, reluctantly, wah, spit on you......

Of course, the purpose of this movie is not to promote violent tamers, but more to explain the beauty of love to everyone.

It's like the male protagonist in the movie said.

First, don't call her gentle.

Second, don't let her drink more than three glasses, otherwise she will hit anyone she meets.

Thirdly, in a café you must drink coffee, not coke and orange juice.

Fourth, if she hits you, you must pretend that it hurts, and if it really hurts, then you must pretend that it is fine.

Fifth, on the hundredth day of your acquaintance, be sure to go to her class and give a rose, she will like it very much.

Sixth, you must learn to fencing and play squash.

Seventh, be mentally prepared to go to prison for her at any time.

Eighth, if I continue to go underwater, I'm afraid I'll be beaten to death......

Therefore, in the eyes of normal people, after watching this movie, the most gained is full of emotion. is like Ye Qingqing, after watching this movie, I feel more and more that Li Huihui's goodness is not comparable to others.

It's a pity that among the three people who came to see the movie, she was the only one who belonged to a 'normal person'......

The gold ingots sat in the position with a face as earth-colored as a sieve, shaking like chaff. Because he suddenly discovered that the heroine's personality and Wang Xue's character were simply carved from the same mold!

Originally, he was very miserable under Wang Xue's obscenity, but now after the baptism of this movie, it is difficult to guarantee that Wang Xue will not distort the technology tree, give up the development of the mechanical revolution, and ride a horse on the road of barbaric flesh.

Afraid of something, just when Jin Yuan Bao was worried in his heart, Wang Xue beside him suddenly turned his head to look at him and smiled, revealing his snow-white teeth, like a big bad wolf seeing a fat and tender little sheep.

Jin Yuan asked tremblingly.

"Wang ...... Wang Xue, what do you want to do......? I warn you, don't mess around in public, be careful!"

Wang Xue moved her wrist and said 'gently' to the gold ingot.

"Ingot ~ I have a bold idea....."

A hoarse howl suddenly erupted from the soundproofed VVVIP screening room.

"Asia~hemp~fall~"

......

Such a miserable movie-watching activity lasted for a total of three days, and on the morning of the fourth day, Jin Yuanbao dragged a sallow face to Li Huihui, hugged Li Huihui's thigh, and cried with snot and tears.

"Master, I can't live this day! Please be merciful and let me go, you are boiling people in the way of boiling eagles? Don't wait until the eagle doesn't succeed, people burp first!"

Li Huihui stroked the head of the gold ingot, and said meaningfully.

"Ingots, the ancients, the heavens will descend on the Si people, and they must first suffer their minds, strain their muscles and bones, and starve their bodies and skin. It's the same thing I told you to go to the movies......"

Unexpectedly, as soon as the words 'watching movies' came out, Jin Yuanbao's face changed dramatically, and he covered his mouth and ran to the corner of the wall and vomited.

Li Huihui was stunned for a moment, is there such an exaggeration? People are talking about the tiger's color change, you are good, smell the shadow and vomit wildly!

After vomiting for a long time, the gold ingots dragged their vain steps and turned back, still holding Li Huihui's thighs in their original posture and not letting go.

"Master, you don't know that I've been miserable these days. Since the last time I watched "My Grumpy Girlfriend", Wang Xue seems to have been opened up to the second vein of Ren Du, and she has beaten and scolded me at every turn in the past few days, I can't survive and die, what kind of sin do you say I have created?"

His miserable experience did not make Li Huihui empathize, on the contrary, Li Huihui's small life in the past few days is called a nourishment. I don't know what the reason, Qingqing's attitude towards himself can be described as a 180-degree turn, his own salty pig hand was impossible to succeed in the past, but now it has been repeatedly successful, although Qingqing has to scold two sentences angrily on the surface, but how do you look like you want to refuse and welcome.....

"It's okay, manly man, it's over for two more days!"

"Master, I can't get by!" Jin Yuan Bao has never been so aggrieved since he was a child, and the crying is called 'I see pity'.

"Now Wang Xue pointed to a dog and said it was a rabbit, I don't dare to refute it! Otherwise, it will be another beating, and I don't dare to say that it hurts!"

"Hiss~" Li Huihui gasped, in the past few days, he has been obsessed with the happiness of 'love came too suddenly', and he has long forgotten about this pair of crooked-necked men and women, but he didn't expect that the situation has developed to the point where the magic skills of 'pointing a deer as a horse' have reappeared in the rivers and lakes!

In order to avoid a bloody storm and at the same time strangle the signs of Wang Xue's development towards the queen into the cradle, Li Huihui announced the convening of a high-level meeting after a moment of silence.

After removing the gold ingots, Li Huihui, Ye Qingqing and Wang Xue met to start the second round of totaling.

"I don't think it's the way to go on like this! We need to change the way to correct the three views of the ingot!"

Wang Xue estimated that he was still indulging in the pleasure of abusing the gold ingot, "I think this is very good, I recently found that the ingots are much more well-behaved than before, and I dare not disobey my words!"

Li Huihui and Ye Qingqing looked at Wang Xue in horror, thinking the same thing about each other in their hearts.

You don't have a little bit in your heart when the gold ingots become like this...... What is this good, it is clearly a trick to be beaten!

I used to think that the gold ingots really deserved it, but now Li Huihui feels sorry for him inexplicably, this kid, it is not easy to persist to this point......

"Movies are always fictional, and to change a person's view of love, you have to feel it with your heart, I think we should take him to the real society to feel the real love!"

Li Huihui's words were strongly supported by Ye Qingqing, and it seems that there is a trend of slowly developing in the direction of women singing and husbands.

"I think Hui Hui is right. ”

In the end, the result of the high-level meeting was two votes to one, and Wang Xue didn't have much to say. The three of them dispersed, set up the gold ingots and walked straight out. Completely ignoring the terrible pig cry of the gold ingot.

The car ran straight towards the city, circled around and stopped, under an old residential building.

Only then did the gold ingot come back to his senses and asked.

"It's not about watching electricity today..... Gott~"

Li Huihui patted Jin Yuanbao's shoulder, took the lead in opening the car door and walked down.

"Today I will take you to visit a model couple and see true love! Let me tell you, this elderly couple is a well-known loving couple, and they can be called moral models, they have all been reported on TV, and they have also been awarded awards: Good Couple in Daxia!"

Jin Yuan pouted and scoffed at what Li Huihui said, but he thought that it was a hundred times better than watching a movie, right?

A group of four people stepped into the building, ignored the stairwells plastered with all kinds of small advertisements for unlocking, delivering water, and connecting sewer pipes, and finally came to an iron door that refused to be thousands of miles away.

Li Huihui took two steps forward and just wanted to knock on the door, but he didn't expect the iron door to be opened from the inside out, Li Huihui and others saw a snow-white haired and withered old man holding one hand on the doorknob, and said loudly to an old woman with a spatula in her hand.

"I can't live anymore! I want to run away from home! I will never be in your pocket again! I want to escape from your shackles and pursue my lost youth!"

Not to be outdone, the old woman was not to be outdone.

"Okay, you dead old man, you know all day long that you go out to drink and play chess with Old Man Li!

The group was dumbfounded, silently turned around and walked outside the building, just walked out of the gate of the community, the gold ingots could no longer hold back, looked up to the sky and laughed, looking indescribably arrogant, shouting at Li Huihui.

"Hahaha, this is what you call a moral model? A good husband and wife in Daxia? What a bullshit marriage, the grave is almost the same!"

Li Huihui's face is indescribably ugly, something is wrong, he obviously turned over the marriage book before going out, this elderly couple is obviously a model of growing old together and unswerving to death, how could they encounter such a thing?

"I said Master, you better give up, how can there be any love in this world? The so-called love is a lie told by loneliness, and thus a false signal to your brain!"

"Shhh......h It's cool, this guy seems to have some truth in what he said!

Wang Xue's face on the side was not very good-looking, I wanted to make Yuanbao believe in love through this model couple, but I didn't expect it to be counterproductive, this situation is no longer as simple as 'stealing chickens and rice'!

At the critical moment, Qingqing stood up and reached out and pulled Li Huihui's arm.

"Huihui, don't be discouraged, don't we have the next preparation?"

Her words immediately cheered up Li Huihui, and then he waved his hand and said in a high-spirited manner.

"Let's go, since the white-headed old man didn't succeed, then I'll take you to see each other!"