Chapter Forty-Nine: The Ox Doesn't Drink Water and Pushes Its Head
Well, as soon as he heard that the culprit turned out to be his brother Xiao Lizi of the same clan, Li Huihui suddenly lost the idea of Xingshi asking for guilt. That guy doesn't look at his harmless appearance, and even a little handsome, but once he provokes him, he will disguise himself into a combat form, wearing sunglasses, shirtless, with half of his underwear exposed, and a water gun in his hand.
However, a woman is like an egg, which will always produce a hard shell on the surface to protect her fragile soul. I think there are two ways to get a woman's heart.
The first is through crazy and persistent gestures, which are the practice of boiling boiled eggs, which are cooked inside and out.
The second is to take advantage of the situation and start when there is a crack in the hard shell on her outside, which is a scrambled egg method, which is more troublesome because you need to wait for an external factor to break her shell. But once you wait, whether it is in terms of success probability or speed of arrival, it is bigger and faster than the first one!
Of course, if you're tall, handsome, and rich, you're just farting for me......
Now, Li Huihui has waited for this opportunity to take advantage of the situation and ask Qingqing for warmth.
As a classmate Li Huihui, who has mastered the "Pickle Girl Treasure Book" and claims to be the most talented student in the pickle girl world, he immediately tidied up his clothes, shook off the gold ingots and walked towards Qingqing's room.
Arriving at the door, he cleared his throat and said in what he thought was the gentlest of all kinds.
"Qingqing, open the door. ”
"You go away, I'm in a bad mood right now!"
Ye Qingqing's words were mixed with sobbing, and it seemed that this film touched her a lot, like an awl, piercing the hard shell on the outside and reaching the softest part of the heart.
When Li Huihui heard this, he didn't have the slightest intention of leaving, but pushed open Ye Qingqing's door and walked in.
Women, always duplicitous, say don't to, but if you really don't give it, hehe...... Let's solve it with your hands for a lifetime!
When she walked into the room, she saw Qingqing sitting at the head of the bed with her knees in her arms, her eyes were red, and the corners of her eyes were slightly moist.
"Who let you in?"
Li Huihui smiled.
"If I don't comfort the woman I like when I am sad, is that still a man?"
His words were straightforward and bold, like a robber breaking into a bank and coercing Qingqing with a gun to fill the empty bag on the counter with money, which immediately made Qingqing feel at a loss, although she already agreed with most of them, but subconsciously wanted to resist, just like a bank clerk facing threats, he would always subconsciously reach to the bottom of the counter and touch the alarm button.
"I ..... I don't want you to like it. ”
She buried her blushing face in her arms, and her voice was as thin as a mosquito.
Li Huihui didn't hold on to this problem, sometimes cooking oil over a blazing fire will spoil a pot of vegetables, feelings are this thing, it is taboo to be in a hurry, and it must be like boiling a frog in warm water.
"Qingqing, are you hungry (what, wait for me to settle the advertising fee), I'll give you something to eat?"
"Phew, rascal!"
"Shall I tell you a joke then?"
"Don't listen!"
"Then I'll go back and buy you a big kombala to sleep with you instead of me?"
"No, you don't!"
“......”
Although Ye Qingqing's mouth was very hard, his heart was like eating sugar, and there was a hint of sweetness.
Women are born with princess disease, they like to be noticed, cared for, and enjoy the feeling of being pursued. Ye Qingqing is no exception, although he is a little Taoist priest who chases him, he is not serious all day long, he is poor, his place is broken, his face is thick, and his appetite is still big...... He has countless shortcomings, but there is one thing that others cannot match, that is, Li Huihui's sincerity to her.
It's not that everyone will choose bread in front of bread and milk, at least Ye Qingqing belongs to the kind of existence that chooses neither. Maybe it's because of her inconvenient legs and feet, there is always a trace of inferiority hidden in her heart, although she hopes that a beautiful love will happen to her, but hope is a hope after all, and it is an ethereal possibility between zero and one.
Until I met Li Huihui. He was so simple and direct, like a rough hand, dragging her from the shadow of inferiority complex to the fierce sun, which made her feel a feeling that she had never felt before, that the shriveled seeds germinated in the spring rain, and it was the enlightenment and touching that she had never had in her life.
So, from this moment on, although Li Huihui's seemingly frivolous words were still ringing in his ears, Ye Qingqing was already moved and tried to bravely open his arms to embrace this true feeling......
Soon it was dusk, and Ye Qingqing suddenly came out of the room and announced that he would cook himself and cook a good meal to reward the core of the team, Li Huihui.
is also a woman, can Wang Xue not understand Ye Qingqing's drunkard's meaning?
When Li Huihui heard this, he immediately looked happy like a two-hundred-pound child, on the other hand, the gold ingot, his face was as black as the bottom of the pot, and when the two women went to prepare the ingredients, he trembled and pulled Li Huihui's Taoist robe.
"Big ...... Master, it's not too late, let's run. ”
Li Huihui asked puzzled.
"What's the matter? Wang Xue, a young lady who deigns to cook for you, still doesn't appreciate it? Do you understand women?"
The gold ingots seemed to remember something unbearable from the past, and the cold sweat on his face was about to come down.
"Master, you don't understand Wang Xue! In addition to being quite talented in martial arts, she belongs to the kind of person who has poor talent, does not work hard, and is also self-confident. If it's something else, it's fine, but you can't be careless about eating, what if you eat and kill someone?"
Li Huihui smiled disdainfully, thinking that the gold ingots were worrying about the sky, stir-frying, as long as the raw materials were fine, what could happen?
An hour later, when Li Huihui looked at the black food in front of him, he suddenly began to regret that he had not listened to the words of the gold ingots, this thing was no longer just a question of whether it was difficult or not to eat, but it was impossible to put it in his mouth at all! Otherwise, it was the truth that 'color' and 'fragrance' came before 'taste'.
Ye Qingqing and Wang Xue stood aside, their expressions different.
Wang Xue felt a little ashamed, as the saying goes, if you want to capture a man's heart, you must first grab a man's stomach! I wanted to show off my skills in cooking, so as to capture the 'fang' heart of the gold ingot, but I didn't expect that cooking is actually a science, and she tried to stir-fry for the first time, she immediately planted a heel in this knowledge, and fell her head and bleed.
Ye Qingqing glanced at Wang Xue with some resentment, although his cooking skills are not top-notch, he can at least reach the realm of 'going to the kitchen'. However, there is an oil bottle around her, and she has to grab the spatula from her own hand, and now she has fried so many things, she feels aggrieved for these chickens, ducks and fish served on the table, and a good meat is wasted in the hands of a 'mother' outside the door, which is really dead!
Li Huihui is now riding a tiger, don't eat it, I'm afraid it will hurt Qingqing's heart, and I'm afraid that it's irresponsible for my own life. The expression on his face was tangled, as if he heard Qingqing ask him, if I fall into the water at the same time as your mother, who will you save first?
"Why don't we go out to eat?"
Just as his heart was swaying wildly, Ye Qingqing spoke, mixed with a hint of embarrassment.
This sentence was like a catalyst, which suddenly made Li Huihui's masculinity swell out of control.
In ancient times, King Youwang laughed at the princes of the Beacon Fire Opera for the Pomeranians, and now there is me, Li Huihui, who sacrificed his life to eat scorched vegetables in order to win the hearts of the young and the young! Besides, is it true that I have eaten for nothing at a roadside stall for more than 20 years? I have long been trained to have a rubber stomach that is invulnerable to all poisons under the 'cultivation' of gutter oil.
Thinking of this, he yelled.
"Qingqing, no matter what you do, as long as you don't die on the spot, I like to eat it!"
After speaking, he generously went to righteousness, stretched out his chopsticks without looking at them, picked up the dishes and stuffed them into his mouth frantically. In that scene, it seems that he is afraid that someone will rob him!
Ye Qingqing's eyes were full of emotion, a man can do it to the point where he doesn't even care about his own life and safety in order to maintain her dignity, what more luxury can he ask for?
Wang Xue looked at Ye Qingqing enviously, at this moment, she felt that Qingqing was the happiest woman in the world. Look at the gold ingots again.
Alas~
Women, once they envy another woman, the jealousy in their hearts will ferment wildly, so that they will do some unreasonable things, Wang Xue is such a living example.
"Yuanbao ~ Eat quickly, you see how fragrant the master eats!"
The body of the gold ingots shrank back in horror, shook his head again and again, and covered his mouth with both hands, it seemed that he would rather die than give in.
Wang Xue was angry, and said before that if you want to capture a man's heart, you must first grab his stomach. But there are many ways to catch it, one is to make his stomach get caught willingly, and the other is to ...... In fact, it can be done through some necessary, forceful means......
And the performance of the gold ingots obviously made Wang Xue give up the former way.
I saw her take two steps forward and press the head of the gold ingots towards the food on the table, and while pressing, she shouted coquettishly.
"Eat today, eat if you don't eat! Don't want to leave until you finish eating!"
The gold ingots struggled frantically, but they couldn't get rid of Wang Xue's clutches, so they had to shout loudly.
"You're a cow who doesn't drink water and presses your head... I'm not hungry, not hungry at all... Hmmm..."
The latter words were forcibly pressed back by the food on the table.
That night, in front of the only toilet in the small broken temple, one after another dragon battles were staged. Whenever the parties mentioned this matter in the future, they all looked like dirt, talked about the change of color, and made up their minds that even if they starved to death and jumped from the edge of the pit, they would never eat a bite of Wang Xue's food......