At his son's full moon ceremony, Ren Zitao took two big kiwi fruits and placed them on both sides of his son's head, and he took pictures from the top of his head.

Liu Che asked, "What are you shooting?" ”

"Take a comparison photo. I posed for my son when he was born, and his head was as big as two kiwis, so now I can take a picture to see how much bigger. After saying that, he laughed out loud.

Liu Che and Liuzi looked at each other and thought: I really know how to play.

……

Ren Xiaoou can raise it so well, Jiang Nan is the first to thank his mother-in-law.

Because her mother is dedicated to taking care of her, she takes care of everything. The mother-in-law is a mind to pounce on the baby. During the confinement, I didn't let her worry at all, and when I saw her, I said that I was happy, and I treated her very well.

And after becoming a mother, Jiang Nan can always remember that Ren Zitao pierced four holes in her legs.

She couldn't imagine if her little gull would one day be crazy if she had four holes in this fleshy calf for the sake of a girl. She would complain a lot about the girl who made her son want to die.

Therefore, she was very grateful to Lin Yaping and felt that she was far worse than her mother-in-law.

Therefore, when Ren Xiaoou was in a month or two, Ren Zitao always complained to Jiang Nan in private: Mom is too spoiled by her son, she hugs her every day and doesn't let go.

Jiang Nan advised: "Mom hurts the little gull." No matter how anxious you are, you are not allowed to talk to your mother in a bad tone. When a mother holds a child, her arms are so tired that she can't lift them, you are a son, what are you doing, do you have to look at her, massage her, find some medicine, you will complain. ”

When Ren Xiaoou was more than three months old, Ren Zitao talked to Lin Yaping behind Jiang Nan's back, and he said: Look, my mother-in-law has already gone back, you should go back too, don't you want the restaurant? Besides, take a break, my dad can't always leave the house alone.

Lin Yaping didn't hear her son picking her up, and said that it was okay. What can you do if you don't make money, your home is not bad for money. Your dad doesn't have to worry about it, I have a little gull, what else do I want him to do.

Ren Zitao couldn't help it, so he simply said honestly: "You are here, the little gull has a lot of things, and he is very hypocritical, and he will play if he doesn't like it at all." Take a vaccination, he will cry when you cry, you won't let him go out, you won't let him see him at all, alas, in short, I want to plate him. ”

"You dare!"

"Mom, my son, dear, you are here, it really affects ......"

Lin Yaping didn't wait for her son to finish speaking before she got up and packed her things, and by the time Jiang Nan knew, she was already carrying her duffel bag and was about to sit in the car door.

"Mom."

Lin Yaping restrained her emotions and said: "Wait until I go back and rest for a while, and then come back, you can take care of the children." If you want to go out to work, call me too. When you're young, there will always be times when you want to go out and play. There are also things that the little gull puts in its mouth, and we have to do it ourselves. If you think about it, you've been kidnapped, you've been mentally ill, what if it can't happen, what if your aunt is bought by someone and drugs our little gull, you take it seriously, TV series are all like that. ”

"Mom, don't worry. I want to say, don't be angry, don't be the same as Ren Zitao, I thank you very much, in fact, he also thanks, you just left, he saw your back and eyes were red, don't blame him. ”

Lin Yaping cried all of a sudden, took Jiang Nan's hand and said, "I blame him for not blaming you, when it comes to Zhenzhang, my son is not as honest as his daughter-in-law." I know that the thing I gave birth to myself is not a good thing. ”

Jiang Nan wiped Lin Yaping's tears with his hand, and couldn't hold back his laughter.

Lin Yaping also laughed: "Come into the house, I'll call you when I get home, and remember to report to my eldest grandson every day." ”

Jiang Nan turned his head and reprimanded Ren Zitao: "What are you doing, I always thought that your EQ was higher than mine." ”

Ren Zitao said: "There is no way to have the best of both worlds in this matter, it must be resolved quickly, and if you continue to be so used to it, you will not come back when you are one year old." ”

"Then you can bring it." Jiang boy airway.

"I'll take it, I'll bring it, who will you scare? Isn't it just a little milk baby? Ren Zitao muttered quietly.

Not only muttered, but he also deliberately ran to Ren Xiaoou and said: "Smash, from now on, you will be mixed up, behave well, and let you be the second generation of rich." ”

Ren Xiaoou smiled extremely happily for his identity of lying down to win.

Ren Zitao pulled his son's little hand, thinking that he was quite discerning: "Come, happy cooperation." ”

A week later, Ren Zitao's eyes turned black.

At three o'clock in the morning, Ren Xiaoou lay down next to his father and ate his fingers, eating super loudly, clattering, lying down like an uncle.

Ren Zitao was using his mobile phone to contact Chang Hao in the United States, squinted at his son, and found that the kid's feet were also erected, this is a signal that he is completely awake, he immediately stuffed the mobile phone into the quilt, closed his eyes, hugged Jiang Nan and pretended not to receive it.

He wants to fight psychological warfare with his son, and if the enemy does not move, he will not move.

He was about to die of boiling, and when he caught up with the boiling eagle, he begged his grandfather to tell his grandmother to coax him to sleep, and when his son fell asleep, he folded his hands and prayed to sleep more, and he woke up again at three o'clock.

Ren Xiaoou snorted a few times, and found that his father ignored him, but he didn't pay attention to it.

Okay, let you ignore me, I'll scratch you into alopecia areata.

"Huh? You stinky boy is only how old you are, you dare to beat Lao Tzu. Ren Zitao made his son lie on him, and Ren Xiaoou stopped biting his fingers again, but bit his father's bulging chest instead.

"Hi-hoo? Don't ruin my innocence. ”

Jiang Nan turned over, he was really annoyed, a naïve ghost, and it was not good to take a child.

During the day, Ren Zitao deliberately picked Jiang Nan to train his son when he went out, and scolded the milky doll who was a few months old, saying that if you are disobedient, I will be beaten, I am not spoiling your numbness, I am a superman, what are you doing with pulling, it is to beat the baby drop.

Ren Xiaoou wanted to cry out loud, but his mother was not there, and he couldn't do it with this big demon king.

Ren Zitao put up his son: "What kind of expression do you have?" ”

Ren Zitao pouted and endured the grievances and looked to the side, thinking: When your mother comes back, there will be times when you cry.

Ren Zitao read the contract to the child in six foreign languages.

Child: I don't listen, I don't listen.

Ren Zitao pulled away his little hand: "If you don't listen, you have to listen." ”

Ren Xiaoou: Mom, Baba is sick and doesn't speak human words.

After more than an hour, Jiang Nan came back.

Ren Xiaoou cried as soon as he wowed, with a face: Baba bullied me.

Ren Zitao looked stupid, whether his son was a drama or not. No matter how unbearable it was just now, I endured it, and I didn't shed tears when I was reprimanded, and I cried as soon as my mother came back.

If you want to say that baba is not good, Ren Xiaoou will shake his head firmly: NO, Baba will take him out for a drink.

Jiang Nan went out to have a party with his sisters one night, Ren Zitao received a call from Liu Che to make an invitation, hesitated for a moment and said, you find a clean place, don't smoke, and then you will respond.

Pushing open the door of the private room of the club, everyone sighed: "You haven't come out for a long time." ”

Ren Zitao said that it was okay, and while pulling the zipper of his jacket, a small head was exposed from inside his clothes, and he smiled at everyone.