A few bachelors looked stupid, how did they bring this little ancestor out. How old is it, I will give the director of the comprehension an insight that his father is poisonous.

Ren Zitao undressed Bao, took out a naked little doll from his schoolbag and handed it to Bao to hold.

Liu Che poked Bao's little belly with his index finger: "How many pounds is he?" ”

"Eighteen pounds, if you get fat, your mother will lose weight for him."

Liu Che smiled and teased: "Are you hiding something on your body?" Pull it out. Ah, I didn't hide it, where did that meat come from? ”

Ren Xiaoou: Dad's money, Mom's love. Oops, you're so nasty, don't keep poking me in the belly.

Liuzi also came over and squatted down, touched Bao's little fleshy arm and asked Ren Zitao: "He is a boy, how can he like little dolls, and the doll doesn't give him a piece of clothing, how bad the impact is." Wait, Uncle Ming'er will buy you a few clothes to wear. ”

Ren Zitao said that no, there are a bunch of them at home. explained that the little doll was smashed by his son's son, and since they recognized each other, his son took him wherever he went, but he was responsible and single-minded. It's a novelty for other dolls, and it's annoying to play for a while. This is true love, just look for it when you think about it.

Liu Che laughed and said, "Follow his father." ”

Yang Bin also came around, and He Bao stared at him and said, "Little Ou, your sitting posture is at least a Baylor, which is quite stylish." How much money do you put in your pocket? ”

Ren Zitao saw that his friends were envious once, and he was secretly happy in his heart once.

Before, hey, don't mention it, it's miserable, he is so envious of Liu Che and Yang Bin. Buying toys for Liu Che's children, according to incomplete statistics, you have to spend tens of thousands, no way, I like it. Go back to China and carry toys back to other people's children.

The door of the private room opened, and a beautiful woman walked in with a fruit plate.

Ren Xiaoou didn't sit still, and planted aside with a pop. smiled at Liu Che: "How old are you, you know how to look at beautiful women, does your mother know that you are like this?" ”

Ren Xiaoou said, "Babble." ”

The waiter was also startled, how could a child come out.

Ren Zitao didn't believe that his son was looking at beautiful women, so he beckoned to the waiter: "You come, come to my son with a fruit plate, I'll see if he looks at you, or if you want to eat." ”

As it turned out, Bao did not let go of two things, his eyes looked at the beautiful woman and laughed, the flesh of his whole body was hard on the fruit plate, and the harazi was dripping down, drooling and giggling, and the box was full of children's laughter.

Ren Zitao's mouth was half open: he felt that he still didn't know his son well enough.

The sixth son took a piece of cantaloupe and fed it to Ren Xiaoou.

Ren Xiaoou pursed his small mouth and ate hard, sucking the sound like eating the taste of a full Han banquet.

The little baby thought: Fragrant, delicious in the world.

Liu Che stopped: "Zitao can't do it, right?" Even if you eat it, you have to squeeze it into puree, right? ”

Dang Dad's hand waved: "It's okay." ”

Ren Zitao and his father sneaked home before Jiang Nan went back.

Jiang Nan hugged his son, who had just seen the world of flowers, and found that he was so excited today. Sniff the smell on Ren Zitao's body: "You went out?" Drinking? ”

"No, I'll drink some red wine at home."

The two aunts didn't dare to tell it.

But one day after that, Jiang Nan asked Lin Peijun to eat together and hugged his son. found that his son was holding the bottle and kept shouting to the little baby at the next table: "Huh? Ahh ”

The adults at both tables were a little confused and didn't understand what it meant.

Later, the little milk baby at the next table also picked up the bottle, and Ren Xiaoou stopped shouting, jumping on his body with all his might, and after making a cheer at others, he happily hugged his bottle and drank.

Lin Peijun was stunned for a moment, and Jiang Nan's eyes were also round: "Are you toasting?" ”

"Babble."

Jiang Nan went home to study with Ren Zitao, saying that the child didn't know where he saw it and remembered it. Ren Zitao was a little weak-hearted.

When Ren Xiaoou was more than six months old, he once fell out of bed. The whole person was spinning around the bed, the little meat hand tightly grabbed the sheets, and the fat calves had nowhere to place, so frightened that the feet rolled up and didn't dare to move.

Ren Zitao was frightened when he entered the house and saw this scene, ran out in a panic, found the video recorder, and reflexively said while recording: "Son, you hold on a little longer." ”

Jiang Nan came out of the shower and got angry, and called his mother-in-law to complain, Lin Yaping was more direct: "Don't live with him, you take the child back to your mother." What kind of thing, send me away, just to make it easier for him to play? ”

However, no matter how much Ren Zitao criticized the baby, Jiang Nan and Lin Yaping were no longer convinced, and Ren Xiaoou's first clear and joyful voice was "pull out." ”

Babala rolls over with him, kicks his legs together, and demonstrates to him.

Baba was afraid that he would eat ice cream, so he made his own research on cucumber popsicles and steamed bread popsicles.

Ba Ba coaxed him to drink medicine, lied to him and said that it was coffee, the same coffee as Ba Ba drank, and he could grow into a man after drinking it, and deliberately used a coffee cup to fill the medicine.

Baba coaxed him to sleep and told him many stories in a soft voice.

Baba made him a big beauty card and taught him to spell out a whole mother. He knows all the photos of my mother from the time she was four years old to the present.

Pull him high, play games with him, and take him out to play.

Jiang Nan said: "Ren Zitao, listen? ”

Ren Zi snorted: "This is not the first time he has spoken, the first time he has spoken is incense." ”

With a dry mouth, he turned around and went out, Ren Zitao found a place to carry people, and his eyes were red. Hearing that his son was still laughing in the bedroom, and his father was screaming, he was moved.

But this touching didn't last for a day, Ren Zitao thought: Oh no.

Ren Xiaoou, that little demon star, dad is too expensive, thirsty, hungry, peeing, boring, and tempered, he shouted to his father to find Ren Zitao.

This is really a sticky bean bag, and I can't get rid of it.

Ren Zitao's face was extremely sad, his hair was messy by his son, Jiang Nan persuaded him seriously: "It's okay, just wait for him to go to kindergarten, just wait for him to go to school, wait for him to take the college entrance examination, and wait for him to get married." ”

"You did it on purpose, didn't you?"

Jiang Nan smiled and encouraged his son to torture his father more, so he kissed the little demon star. The little devil star laughed even more and trembled all over his body: "Pluck." ”

From this day on, Ren Xiaoou has more and more routes, and there are many places to see.

He went to work with his dad.

Other uncles have beautiful secretaries, his father's secretary is him, and two aunts and aunts. The business bag turned into a big school bag, and he still had to carry his bare doll in his hand.

His father scared him, saying that he didn't understand his babbling, and that he had to say what he wanted, and that he didn't get used to you.

He wasn't afraid, he sat at his father's boss's desk and pulled.

His father yelled and said that he had a habit of cleanliness.

Xiaoou thought to herself: Dad, you have to be cured if you are sick.

Therefore, if you can't cure your dad once, then pull it twice, and if you pull it, your dad will be cured.

His father criticized him for not eating well, he was very angry and tore up his father's contract. dared to criticize him, and he tore it, so he asked Dad if you were afraid.

His father was always annoyed that he was too handsome, and he always muttered too many rotten peach blossoms with him.

He thought, he is his mother's protector, so it would be good to scratch that face more, step on that face more with his feet, and flatten it.

Dad also took him to the racetrack.

Ren Xiaoou came for the first time, and he admired his father deeply, his eyes were straight, staring at Ren Zitao's back was hot and hot.

Behold, the man of the horses is his father, mighty and majestic, in his heart; galloping horses like the wind; In the endless wilderness, I really want to wander with my father.

Dad also took him to play little white ball.

Ren Xiaoou sat on the green grass with the bare-chested doll in his arms, took a deep breath of fresh air, and imagined: I really want to go to the end of the world with a sword and see the prosperity of the world, his nine-month mind is always a little frivolous, well, let's eat a small biscuit first.

Ren Zitao swung out: "Smash, ball?" ”

Babbling, just eat a little biscuit Kung Fu ball is gone. Then go and find it, you are stupid, what are you staring at me for?

Ren Zitao squatted in front of Ren Xiaoou and conjured a small white ball from behind him.

Ren Xiaoou immediately called sweetly: "Dad." ”

"I've got you."

Ren Xiaoou was shy, and there was even a gift.

on the basketball court.

A group of children were playing basketball, and Ren Zitao said that he was an adult bullying children, occupied the basketball frame, and held Ren Xiaoou high: "Son, you also shoot a basket." ”

In the envy of a group of children, Ren Xiaoou threw the little white ball into the basket and laughed haha. The uncles and aunts who passed by also laughed with him.

Companionship is always rewarded.

Jiang Nan finally caught Ren Zitao secretly wiping away tears again.

This time it was because Ren Zitao cut the nails of the little gull, and it hurt to accidentally cut it, as if the meat had been cut, and the little gull cried when he wowed.

But the baby saw that his father's face showed distress, and kept blowing his little feet, not only did he stop crying, but also hugged his father's neck with tears on his face, leaned over and kissed Ren Zitao.

Ren Zitao said: "Son, I'm sorry. ”

Ren Xiaoou seemed to understand, and smiled and kissed Ren Zitao, as if to say that it didn't matter.

Then Ren Xiaoou gave his father a second touch.

His ass was labeled with the word internship by his mother, and under the witness of his grandparents, grandparents, and parents, he squirmed and left.

Ren Xiaoou had a beautiful little face, and deliberately put on the expression of his father's subordinates: Get out of the way for me, I'm going to take a few steps.

Well, it's just that the milk is a little too much, and the pace is a little floating.

It seems that it didn't take long, at least in Ren Zitao's opinion, Youmiao really didn't have to worry about longevity. It seems that he will leave yesterday, and his son will be able to sneak to the gate to see him off, and his son will be able to eat by himself, and his son will be able to run forward unfavorably.

The most important thing is that the son went out to play one day and saw a chubby little girl who was pleasantly good-looking, and he ran over with a whoosh.

Just when Ren Zitao felt that his son was going to talk to someone, Ren Xiaoou fell down in front of the little fat girl, stretched out his legs and gave the little girl a heel, and the two fell together.

Ren Zitao: Admire and admire, and talk to each other by touching porcelain.

Turning his head, Ren Zitao and Jiang Nan finished their son's studies and did not worry about finding a partner in the future, and his son really brought back a little girl who was about the same age as him.

Yes, it's not that chubby girl, it's been replaced.

Ren Zitao scratched his head, this has to entertain his son's children, he has to eat and drink. Take a large bottle and insert two straws: "You two please." ”

When I go back for the New Year, Ren Xiaoou will play a small drum kit, and I have to ask my father to bring his guy, and then people will stand up ceremoniously after two knocks, and say thank you to grandpa grandma and other elders.

Grandpa and they were all dumbfounded: "I learned to circle money at such a young age, and the appearance fee is not cheap." ”

Grandpa said, "Thank you for being perfunctory to us in your busy schedule." ”

Grandma said: "We are not perfunctory, this is an intermission, change diapers and drink milk before continuing." ”

Grandpa grabbed the little gull and kissed the incense, hugged the Tao boy and asked flatteringly: "What else have we learned from the gull?" Grandpa loves to watch it, please let you perform two more in a while. ”

Jiang Nan thought to himself: Ren Xiaoou has completely learned the skills, if you show it, I am afraid that you will kill Ren Zitao.

Because that skill is, Xiaoou will feed his father very patiently, and before feeding, he knows to put a piece of paper on his father's chin, and wipe his father's mouth after feeding.

Look, Ren Zitao's father is so difficult to bring, it breaks his son's heart. In order to please my father, I can be a rich second generation, it's simple. Do you understand? Smash it, no one's money is easy to spend.

Ren Xiaoou must know that if her mother thinks so, she will definitely deny it: "No, my father is quite easy to serve, don't cry or make trouble." ”

Ren Xiaoou thought that his father specially made a balance car and a small car for him, taught him to reverse the car into storage, and specially asked Zhang Yichi to greatly study a small hook machine for him, when he can completely say "Dad, I love you", he and Daddy will love each other to a higher level.

Then mom and dad go to work, and he goes to kindergarten.

But one day my mother threw up and scared him into tears.

This cry represents an unlucky signal, it means that his sky is about to fall, and he is so miserable.

My sister is here.

Who said he wanted a sister?

He didn't say ah, he didn't want a sister.

Under Jiang Nan's strong protest, Ren Zitao renamed: Jiang Qianxun, nicknamed Jiang Xiaobai, the little princess arrived, and as soon as she came out, she was better than her brother, eight catties and three taels.

Ren Xiaoou: I'll kill her.

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