Human beings are very small, even if they have lived for thousands of years, this world, for human beings, there are still many unknown and unexplained problems, and even human beings have many unknowns for themselves, and the unknown almost enriches people's lives.

"The greatest joy in life is the unknown, and the greatest fear comes from the unknown, you never know what will happen in the next moment, what surprise or fright it will bring you. 」

Anyway, Yu Yinyu didn't expect that he was chatting with his friends one second ago, and suddenly had a heart attack and died suddenly the next second.

He was depressed.

That day, Yu Yinyu returned home after a busy day, as an ordinary office worker, his biggest pleasure is to go to have two glasses of wine with friends at night on the weekend, and take a rest.

This is a dilapidated small bar, the location is very remote, in a small alley, this alley, how remote? Simply put, it belongs to the kind of place where you can't hold back and want to defecate on the street, otherwise you won't run into it at all, the whole bar has an unobstructed view, the people in the bar are also a handful, and the music in the bar is also very stylish jazz music, which is the "secret base" that Yu Yinyu and his two friends spent a long time discovering through the streets and alleys.

You can never guess what unbelievable things one person will do when he is idle, let alone three people who are idle.

As soon as he pushed the door in, he saw the bar, and there was a man sitting next to him, wearing a suit and leather shoes, looking like a decent person, and when he heard someone enter the door, he looked back at Yu Yinyu and smiled.

"Yo, Lao Yu, how are you doing lately? This person is Wang Hong, one of Yu Yinyu's sworn friends.

The two of them have been in a class since elementary school, and now they are both twenty-five years old, and the relationship is still as good as it was at the beginning, Yu Yinyu cherishes this hard-won friendship.

"It's okay. Yu Yinyu smiled, "How are you?"

Wang Hong waved his hand: "It's very uncomfortable, this time the performance is almost at the bottom, damn, I can't sell a single insurance, if there is one, just one, willing to buy my insurance, I will definitely be able to turn over a salted fish in an instant......" Before he finished speaking, his eyes suddenly stared at Yu Yinyu, Yu Yinyu was still drinking, he wanted to ignore Wang Hong's gaze, but after staring at it like this for a long time, he suddenly had a feeling of being looked up against, and couldn't help but shudder, put down the wine glass, and asked, "What are you doing?"

Wang Hong hooked Yu Yinyu's shoulder, "Look, 1,000 yuan, you can't buy it, you can't buy it, 1,000 yuan, you can't buy it, now like us, young people in their twenties, the pressure is great, the money is small, often work until the evening, and the life and rest are irregular, it is likely to cause sudden death, and there are unforeseen circumstances and people have good and bad luck......

"Come on, aren't you?" Yu Yinyu waved his hand and glanced at him with disdain, "Can you speak human language, how can I ......" Before he finished speaking, he suddenly felt his heart throb, and then his breathing became very difficult, and the whole person collapsed on the ground, clutching his chest and panting.

Wang Hong was startled, and hurriedly helped Yu Yinyu, "Damn, what's the situation with you, it's okay, can I open my mouth?!"

He looked at Yu Yinyu's appearance, it didn't look like he was acting, although he was anxious at this time, he didn't lose his mind, he immediately shouted to the people around him: "Quick! help call an ambulance!"

Yu Yinyu only felt that his breathing was gradually becoming weaker and weaker, and his vision began to blur, until the back, his consciousness began to gradually dissipate, and the last picture in his impression was Wang Hong's anxious face, shouting something in his mouth, and then Lao Lin also arrived, and the two of them supported themselves, and then, he was unconscious.

Damn, the more I thought about it, the more it hurt, and I died like this.

If he had a hand, he wanted to pat himself on the face to see if he was dreaming.

However, he can't feel the existence of his body, but he can see things, and the consciousness of the whole person is also very clear, this feeling is very illusory, he can't describe it, in his vision, there is a palace in front of him, and a white-bearded old man standing at the door is watering the flowers and plants on the flower bed at the door, and he is humming a little song in his mouth, which looks very leisurely.

And above the door, there was a festive banner that read, "Congratulations!

This cheap banner and the gorgeous palace seem incompatible, it's just stupid, stupid, Yu Yinyu can't imagine how stupid a person must be to do such a thing.

Is martyrdom something to celebrate?

The old man put down the shower in his hand, turned his head to look at Yu Yinyu, raised a confident smile on the corner of his mouth, pointed to the banner, and said, "Young man, how do you feel? This banner, I carefully prepared for you, you hang this in the world, it looks very decent, right?"

It turns out that you are that fool, Yu Yinyu secretly slandered.

Yu Yinyu looked carefully at the old man in front of him, he gave people a very kind feeling, he shouldn't be a bad person, so he replied: "It's okay, it's just ......" As soon as the words came out, he felt very uncomfortable, his voice was very ethereal, and he didn't know where it came from, he choked for a while, he continued: "No, old man, who are you?"

"Me?" the old man smiled, and then the kind expression on his face gradually became serious, and he walked slowly towards Yu Yinyu.

The sense of oppression on his body actually made Yu Yinyu feel a little scared, but when he thought about it carefully, oh, no, he was dead, and he was afraid of a fart.

In front of Yu Yinyu, the old man stopped, spread his hands, faced the light of the sky, raised his head, and the corners of his mouth crossed a confident smile again:

"I am the supreme deity, the being who governs all life, I am God!"

"......" Yu Yinyu was a little speechless for a while, he is not a devout Christian, so should he be happy now? I actually saw the legendary God, is it possible to take a photo with him and upload it to the circle of friends? No, he has already burped!

“......”

The atmosphere was a little awkward for a while.

Suddenly, Yu Yinyu realized something and asked, "Wait, you say, you can dominate the lives of all things?"

"Uh-huh," God was stunned for a moment, "yes." ”

Damn, it turned out that it was you, the turtle grandson, who killed Lao Tzu, Yu Yinyu thought to himself.

God's face changed suddenly, "I can hear what you are thinking." ”

"Eh," Yu Yinyu lowered his head, oh, he didn't have a head, and said sincerely: "I'm sorry, I was wrong, please forgive me." "He's not a fool, he knows the old man in front of him, he can't afford to mess with.

God's face softened a little, and then he stroked his beard and said, "Actually, I let you die because I have important things to entrust to you. ”

Hear the words. Yu Yinyu's eyes lit up, although he didn't have eyes now.

"Could it be that I am the legendary Chosen One who needs me to save the world?!" Yu Yinyu said excitedly. Damn, to be honest, a boring office worker like him thinks about this kind of thing happening to him every day, day after day, ordinary life, he has long had enough of Yu Yinyu!

God was stunned for a moment, obviously Yu Yinyu's overly excited expression made him a little overwhelmed, coughed, and said, "Save the world? Listening to Yu Yinyu's expectant tone, God still felt so guilty in his heart.

"Well, do you see the flower garden at the entrance of the palace?" God pointed to the flower garden.

The area of this flower garden is very large, surrounding the huge palace for a week, and the garden is full of flowers, which is very beautiful, but at this time, Yu Yinyu does not have the idea of enjoying the beautiful scenery and chanting poetry.

He's dead! Damn, even though it's been a little while, it still hurts every time I think about it.

Yu Yinyu pretended to nod calmly, couldn't help the curiosity in his heart, and asked, "What's the mystery of the flower garden?"

"Well, anyway, you go and water him every day, that's your job. After saying that, God turned his back and stopped looking at Yu Yinyu.

"Huh?" Yu Yinyu was stupid, this has a fart relationship with saving the world? After talking for a long time, it turns out that he is a servant who waters the flowers of God?

God saw that Yu Yinyu's face was a little unkind, after all, he was God, and forcibly killed a person to let him help him water the flowers, it was indeed a little unreasonable, avoiding Yu Yinyu's eyes, he coughed and said: "You must know that as a God, I have a lot of things to do every day, but I also have my own hobbies, and I can't take care of ......"

"So you killed me and I watered the flowers for you?"

"Yes. ”

“......”

"Why choose me?"

"It's not deliberate, it's just, it's just a coincidence, when I was dealing with the book of life and death in the world, I thought of this method, so I chose one of the unlucky ghosts who did nothing in the world, thinking about it, I was distracted, and when I turned the page, I accidentally crossed out your name, and it just so happened that I lacked a ...... to water flowers."

Yu Yinyu suddenly felt that his life was very miserable, all kinds of things didn't go well at work, he died so casually, and now he was inexplicably killed by a neurotic god to water the flowers, and look at his future person, oh, no, ghost body, it's gray!

"Teenager, teenager. God called to him softly.

Yu Yinyu didn't pay attention, twisted his head to the side, and closed himself.

"Ahem. God was finally a little embarrassed, looking at the silent Yu Yinyu, he was a little at a loss for a while, "That, in fact, you don't have to be so pessimistic, there are many benefits to helping me water the flowers." ”

Yu Yinyu smiled coldly, "Heh, could it be that I can water a flower fairy to be my daughter-in-law?"

"Not really, but I can make you, Heavenly Agent!"

"Heavenly agent?" Yu Yinyu suddenly became interested, this sounded like it was quite awesome.

"Well," God nodded solemnly, "yes, Heavenly Agent, in this way, you can be considered half a god, how about it?" Yes, you must know that the competition for the god position is no worse than that of you in the world, and the emperor is not a disadvantage to you for a god position, right?"

Yu Yinyu was silent for a moment, and then asked: "You won't fool me, this heavenly agent just sounds majestic on the surface, but in fact, it is at the same level as Sun Wukong's Bi Ma Wen in "Journey to the West", right?"

"How is that possible?" God said without changing his face: "Heavenly agent, but it is a rare position, and he has very great power in the divine realm, not to mention calling for wind and rain, ordinary gods have to stand aside when they see you, and it can be said that they are the existence of the façade." ”

"So awesome?" Yu Yinyu finally felt a little moved.

"Yes, that's it, how about it? You can stay and water my flowers with peace of mind, right?"

Yu Yinyu still has a sense of half-belief about the position of "Heavenly Agent", but if he thinks about it carefully, he is content, even if it is Bi Ma Wen, it is also a god, no, he has been crawling and rolling at the bottom for so many years, and he never dreamed that he could be a god, and now this shit luck has smashed on his body, crushing himself to death, even if he is not obedient, there is no way, the other party is God, and he can no longer gain an inch.

"In short, you are now a Heavenly Agent. Then God said impatiently, very confused, he waved his big hand, Yu Yinyu felt a trace of warmth coming, and then his body gradually began to compose with glowing particles, and soon, the whole body appeared out of thin air, Yu Yinyu looked at his hands, and then jumped, the feeling in heaven is not much different from that in the world, but in heaven, the ground is very soft, and it doesn't seem to need to breathe, and the whole person has a feeling of lightness.

"Take it!" Before Yu Yinyu could take a good look at the surroundings from a human perspective, suddenly God threw something over, Yu Yinyu was startled, and after catching it in a hurry, he took a closer look.

It is a turquoise token with five large characters engraved on it, "Heavenly Agent".

Looking at Yu Yinyu who took the token and looked at it carefully, God breathed a sigh of relief, and finally fooled it.

God coughed vigorously, and Yu Yinyu, who was obsessed with studying tokens, came back to his senses.

"Heaven Agent, this position is quite important, this is the face of our Heaven, and you have to attend many important occasions. God said, "You should stay in the world and not be too conspicuous, otherwise, once your identity is discovered, it will lead to death, and remember that there are many people in the world who spy on the identity of your agent." ”

God is really not joking about this, although the agent of heaven is an idle position, that is, a position of eating and waiting for death without name and substance, often for hundreds of years without doing anything, and being in this position in the divine realm is basically abolished, and no one wants to be it at all, but in the human world, there are a large number of people who want to become this so-called agent.

"Wait, you said the world?" Yu Yinyu grabbed the keyword, is it possible that he can still return to the world?

God smiled at him, "Yes, there are still many unknowns waiting for you in the world. ”

God's smile gradually became illusory, and his voice, echoing in Yu Yinyu's ears, gradually drifted away, and everything began to move away from him, as if he had returned to the state when he was dead, and then Yu Yinyu's eyes were black .......