Volume 1 The New Officials Take Office Chapter 2 Honorable Appointment!
It's cold, the wind is biting cold.
I just felt that my whole body was very cold, Yu Yinyu hit a spirit, but he didn't care too much, turned over and moved the cloth on his body, wrapped it in his side, and curled up on the bed, just as he was about to fall asleep again, he suddenly noticed, like, something is wrong?
He slowly opened his eyes, and found that everything in front of him was very unfamiliar, and he seemed to be in a place similar to an underground garage, the surroundings were very quiet and dim, the lights were very weak, and they would be extinguished from time to time, creating the atmosphere of a horror movie.
His whole body trembled suddenly, and he immediately lay up, where is he?
Looking down to observe his dress for a moment, he found that he was wearing a white hospital gown with a red rope tied around his left wrist.
Yu Yinyu was very puzzled, looked around carefully, and found that there were many people dressed like himself lying on the bed, these people seemed to be still sleeping, Yu Yinyu was going to get out of bed and ask what the situation was, his feet had just touched the ground was soft, and then soon a feeling of hunger hit, and his knees knelt directly on the cold ground, and the instant pain made his consciousness gradually clear.
No, I think I'm dead, huh?
Cold space, hospital gown...... After a while, he felt that his legs began to warm up, and at the same time, the pain in his knees became more and more obvious, Yu Yinyu couldn't help but gasp, trembling and standing up on the bed, looking around, he found that there was an elevator not far away, which may be the only exit, and he walked slowly towards the elevator.
But before he could take two steps, Yu Yinyu felt that someone grabbed his shoulder, which scared him half to death, and the whole person seemed to forget the pain and jumped up screaming.
When he turned around, he saw a middle-aged man, looking at him in confusion.
He breathed a sigh of relief, Damn, it turned out to be a human.
"Damn, big brother, you are scary, why don't you change places? You don't look where this is, morgue, you ......" Yu Yinyu's words were not finished, and suddenly he heard the sound of dripping water, he looked towards the source, and found that the man's abdomen was broken with a big hole, and at the moment the intestines were still dragging on the ground, and the blood was slowly dripping down the intestines.
“......”
He understood, oh, buddy in front of him.
It's not a fucking human!
"Hell, ahhhh!!hh
His grandmother's, this old man is even more fierce, his head is directly twisted at 360 degrees, the corners of his mouth are still bleeding, and he is still looking at himself with a lewd smile on his face.
Yu Yinyu only felt that his scalp was numb, and he collapsed for a while, and his feet couldn't help but start shaking.
It's terrifying!!Damn, now Lao Tzu is dead, and he has encountered so many ghosts at once...... , huh?
Wait, I seem to be a god now, so I'm still afraid of a fart ghost?
Thinking of his identity, Yu Yinyu suddenly felt that his actions just now were a little embarrassing, and he coughed pretendically, he raised his right hand, pushed away the old man in front of him, and then put on an expression that he thought was very serious, and said: "Do you understand the rules? ”
After speaking, Yu Yinyu held his head high and limped towards the elevator.
He thought that after he finished speaking, these two ghosts would leave, but he didn't expect that these two ghosts not only didn't go, but there were more and more ghosts following him, so scared that he hurriedly ran up, and when he arrived at the elevator door, he poked the button to go upstairs vigorously, and soon, the elevator arrived, Yu Yinyu got in, turned to look at the group of ghosts outside the door, and smiled, "Click" The elevator door closed, and Yu Yinyu officially breathed a sigh of relief, but before he could smooth his breath, he saw a head suddenly popping out of the ground, it was the middle-aged man just now, and his godless eyes were staring at him at the moment.
I'm going to wipe it!!
Yu Yinyu was really frightened at this time, as soon as the elevator door opened, he ran out violently, and he didn't look at the situation in front of him, but just after stepping out of the elevator, he bumped into a person, he felt cold in his heart, wouldn't it be a ghost again? !
The man was knocked to the ground by Yu Yinyu.
He Yu Yinyu accepted his fate, and he hit back and forth, he had nowhere to run, and it was a big deal to go to see God again.
Just when Yu Yinyu closed his eyes and was about to give up resisting, he heard a scolding from the person who was knocked down by him, "Do you have long eyes?!"
Seeing that the man dressed as a doctor in the hospital, he was rubbing his head and looking at Yu Yinyu at the moment, and found that this person was actually wearing a hospital gown, and was wondering if this should be a psychiatric patient who ran out, and found that he had a red rope tied to his left wrist, and then remembered the floor where Yu Yinyu walked out, and the man's face was suddenly pale with fright.
The man moved back with his hands on the ground, then stood up, his legs trembling, and shouted, "Hell, !!"
Yu Yinyu was also taken aback by him, and thought that the man was talking about the ghost behind him, damn, it turns out that ordinary people can also see it?
Doesn't that mean that your journey to heaven is just a dream?! I didn't become a god, but the ghosts of this world have been resurrected?!
Yu Yinyu was frightened, and ran away with the man, and the crowd of onlookers next to him didn't know who followed, and they also began to run, in the noise, everything was messed up, and the herd effect spread quickly, and after a while, the entire hospital was disturbed, and people were fleeing and screaming everywhere.
......
Yu Yinyu was lying on the hospital bed, and at this time the chaos in the hospital had been resolved, and he looked at his two dead friends with no love, oh, and a bunch of ghosts, yes, those ghosts were still following him.
The chaos was so big that it even attracted the police, and finally the police investigated and reported to the news media to clarify the facts, but many conspiracy theorists made the matter even more mysterious, of course, this is all off-topic.
"Dude, you're going to turn the whole hospital upside down this time. Wang Hong sat next to Yu Yinyu and teased.
Yu Yinyu smiled reluctantly and didn't answer, the person next to Wang Hong was another friend of Yu Yinyu, named Lin Chaoji, who was Yu Yinyu's friend in junior high school, Yu Yinyu's junior high school life was very boring, but it was very beautiful when he was with them.
Lin Chaoji threw Yu Yinyu a peeled apple, with a smile on his face, and said, "The doctor said that you are a miracle. "That's right, Yu Yinyu is a miracle, an unexplained miracle, normal people's heart stops for only half an hour at most, and Yu Yinyu can still come back to life after his heart stops beating for a day, isn't it a miracle?
The doctor said that this phenomenon can be said to be "suspended animation", which has been similar several times in history, but most of the "resurrected" can only live for two or three days and then die again, plus Yu Yinyu's physical condition is not very good, the doctor recommended that he stay in the hospital for a few more days for observation.
Bidding farewell to his two friends, Yu Yinyu lay on the bed and began to think about the existence of God, he tried to say hello to the ghosts around him, but these ghosts didn't seem to understand him at all, but they would follow him unconsciously, even going to the toilet, which became a big trouble for Yu Yinyu, he was a person with "shy bladder syndrome", so many "people" looked at him, so that he couldn't pee all the time, this way is not a way, although these ghosts seem harmless to him, but can not be dragged all the time.
......
A week later.
Yu Yinyu returned to his home, at this time his body had completely returned to normal, of course, there were those ghosts who went home with him, Yu Yinyu counted carefully, a total of twenty-one, of course, there must be more than this in the morgue, just a few noticed him, he couldn't imagine what would have happened if he stayed a little longer.
Fortunately, at the same time, there are still a lot of troubles waiting for Yu Yinyu to solve, just after his "death" In a few days, he was fired from the company, and the damn boss refused to settle this month's salary for him, saying anything, his death ruined the company's reputation and so on, in short, he didn't give money, although Yu Yinyu was angry, but there was no way, after paying the medical bills, he could be said to be penniless, and now, he is an unemployed vagrant, fortunately, with the help of Wang Hong and Lin Chaoji in this month's rent, he can survive for the time being, otherwise he will not even have a place to live, and patted his face, well, he has to find a job again。
However, before going to look for a job...... , I have to solve the troubles in front of me first......
These ghosts are about to burst his room, but fortunately, the ghosts have no entity and can pass through the walls, but it looks so weird, it's the same as the game mold card BUG.
He really wanted to ask, "Did you all cross over from Ubisoft?"
During this time, Yu Yinyu was not idle, he tried many ways to contact God, but no matter how he called, there was no response, and the token of the "Heavenly Agent" was not on his own.
Just when Yu Yinyu was lying on the bed confused, he suddenly heard a familiar voice.
"Teenager. ”
When he came back to his senses, he had come to heaven, and the person in front of him was God, and God was holding a shower in his hand at the moment.
Before Yu Yinyu could figure out what was going on, God shoved the shower into his hand and said, "Work boy, today you are going to water the flowers." ”
Seeing God, Yu Yinyu couldn't wait to say his problem, and after God heard it, he couldn't help laughing, and then he began to laugh up to the sky.
Damn, as for that funny. Yu Yin was speechless.
I don't know how long I laughed, but God was done laughing, and told him the reason for the incident.
As an agent of heaven, this identity is very special, the agent is a person, but also a god, is the façade of heaven on earth, simply put, it is the messenger of the agent of heaven in the world, responsible for going out to deal with some trivial matters in the world, Yu Yinyu is just a mortal, but because of the identity of the agent, he has a very heavy yang energy, comparable to a god, Yu Yinyu's yang energy has not converged at all, this feeling will make the ghost feel very warm, and Yu Yinyu woke up in the extreme yin land, the ghost can't see things, so in the eyes of the ghost, he is like a light bulb in the dark。
These beginner ghosts have no consciousness, only some pre-life instincts, which are to move with the light source.
"What then?" Yu Yinyu asked, "You can't just let them follow me every day, right?"
"Absolutely. God said, "This is actually a very good thing." ”
Okay, what a fart, I can't even go to the toilet, okay?
God pushed his palm away, and something resembling a smartwatch appeared on his hand.
He handed the "watch" to Yu Yinyu and said, "This is a shopping device in heaven, you take it." ”
What kind of stuff is it? It's like the setting in the rotten novels that Yu Yinyu usually reads.
God then explained: "In heaven, we buy things by virtue, and the more virtue you accumulate, the more things you can buy, and these things include ritual utensils and daily necessities, of course, you don't always live in the divine realm, these are not important, but you have to remember that following your ghost is a good deal, you only need to send a ghost to Hades for a while, and you will get it." If you don't want the ghost to follow you, you hold down your heart, feel your own breath, and then let the yang energy hide in your body and not leak out. ”
God explained everything to Yu Yin and left.
To be honest, he really didn't feel how busy the old man was.
This is the first time Yu Yinyu has observed this palace up close, the style is a combination of Chinese and Western, people will feel a sense of tranquility just by looking at it, the place where the palace is located is an independent space, according to God, the divine realm is divided into almost countless spaces, each space is independent. This huge palace is not guarded, after all, it is God's residence, ordinary people can't get close, the whole palace is quiet and terrible, he took the shower, and seriously sprinkled the entire flower garden, the water in the shower is endless, as an ordinary person will be surprised to see it, but Yu Yinyu will not, after all, even God has seen it, and now even if he jumps out of the alien, he will not be surprised.
The process of watering the flowers was fine at first, after all, the flowers are beautiful, who doesn't like beautiful things? But later, Yu Yinyu felt that his mentality was about to collapse, and this palace was too big, right?!
It took two hours for Yu Yinyu to finish watering the flower garden, although he said that he would not feel tired in the palace, but the process was really boring, he knew at this moment that the god of Ya was not busy, but idle panic, if he was really busy, how could he personally spend so much time watering the flowers every day?
......
Back in the world, Yu Yinyu opened his eyes and found that he was still lying on the bed, the sky outside the window was still bright, and when he looked at his mobile phone, although he had been in the divine realm for a long time, in fact, only a few seconds had passed in the world.
God said, "One day in heaven is one day on earth, one day in hell, one year on earth."
The reason why it took so long for me to wake up at that time was because my body was too weak, which made it difficult for my soul to return to my body.
Therefore, God deliberately warned Yu Yinyu to be careful when sending ghosts to Hades, and never step into the interior of hell, otherwise he will bear the consequences.
Yu Yinyu knew in his heart that God was not talking about his physique, but time, time is a very terrible thing, even God can't reverse it, if he accidentally goes to hell, he comes out and finds that the world has been fucked up after decades.
On this trip to heaven, Yu Yinyu finally understood the position of "Heavenly Agent" and the entire divine realm, although he had not been to many places in person, but listening to what God said, he was a little moved, and even some places he couldn't wait to see now.
Yu Yinyu looked at the ghosts around him, put his hand to his heart, snapped his fingers, and surrounded all the ghosts with a circle of light.
A smile tugged at the corner of his mouth and said, "Let's go, let's go to hell......"