Time is like water, and time is like a shuttle.

In 2007.

Pasadena, California.

High IQ rice, green, sub-library.

Two young people, one tall and one short, took the registration form given by the front desk, walked to the chair and sat down, and began to fill in their personal identity information.

"Leonard, I don't think I can do it. ”

The tall and thin man took a pen and paper, glanced at the form, and suddenly looked up and said to the short young man next to him, who had barely changed since the eighth grade.

"What are you kidding? Sheldon, you're a semi-professional. ”

The short young man sneered, holding back a smile.

The two were friends of Irving, Sheldon Lee Cooper for the tall and thin and Leonard Richie Hofstadter for the short.

Because of Irving's efforts to fade out, the trajectory of the fate of the two has hardly changed, Sheldon worked at Caltech for three years, and after leaving in a row and driving out n roommates, Leonard ignored the various warnings of Glenn, the delivery boy of the walking dead, and crashed into it.

Because of many commonalities, Leonard actually passed Sheldon's tests, and after two years of running-in, the two became colleagues, roommates, and good friends.

"I'm serious. ”

Because Leonard didn't hold a sign with 'sarcasm' written on it, Sheldon, who had too low emotional intelligence, still couldn't hear the sarcasm in Leonard's words, and explained without any anomalies: "We are committing genetic fraud like this!"

Our rice and green do not guarantee that we will be able to produce high-IQ offspring in the future. Come to think of it, I have a sister who has the same DNA structure as me, but she's just a waitress at a fast food restaurant!"

"Sheldon, this was your idea. ”

Leonard put down the pen and paper in his hand and said helplessly: "With the money subsidized by this scientific experiment, we can install a split T-1 broadband in the apartment." ”

"I know, and I do crave faster download speeds. ”

Sheldon struggled: "But when I think of those poor women who will pin their hopes on my scientific experiments, I hesitate, if I finally find that little point does not even know whether the area under the curve should be integrated or calculated, what will she think?"

Leonard was speechless, "I'm sure she'll still love him!"

"I won't!"

Sheldon affirmed: "Talent is innate, two people with talent and two people without talent, two completely different races, do humans care about monkeys' thoughts?"

As he spoke, he also glanced at Leonard vaguely, and that little look made Leonard angry!

“come on！”

Leonard also has an intelligence of up to lv5, and after two years of getting along, he has long been familiar with Sheldon's various urine properties, and in the chain of scientific contempt, he, an applied physicist, is indeed a head short of Sheldon, a theoretical physicist, but it doesn't mean that he can't refute it.

"Edison said that success is 99% perspiration and 1% inspiration......"

"Edison?oh~"

Before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Sheldon with a look of disgust and contempt.

"Sheldon!"

Leonard couldn't help but raise his voice.

"You continue. ”

"But remember, the second half of this sentence is that 99% of the sweat before it doesn't make sense without that 1% of the inspiration," Sheldon said.

"That's true. ”

Leonard said: "But inspiration is not exactly equal to innate intelligence, it is a complex, even if the innate intelligence of ordinary people is not as good as yours, but after long-term efforts, it is possible to burst out of inspiration in work and life!"

"False proposition!"

Sheldon sneered, "Those who can burst out of inspiration must be born with talent, but they haven't discovered it before." How high a person's talent is, how great will his future achievements be! Diligence is just a bubble of mediocre fantasies. ”

"Oh, really?"

The corners of Leonard's mouth curled, and he began to enlarge his moves: "So in your opinion, who is higher in talent between you and Owen?"

"Of course it's my ......"

Sheldon blurted out, but then thinking of Owen's achievements over the years, he paused there abruptly and glared at Leonard with a 'baby is angry' eyes: "Curse you!"

"Thank you!"

Leonard was elated to refute Sheldon, and even Sheldon's little curse, he accepted it willingly: "Now, what do you want to do?

Actually, you can't stop it, because you're a semi-professional, and someone might have taken a sample of your previous science experiment. ”

"Oh~"

Sheldon sighed, then picked up a pen and paper and began to sketch quickly.

"Continue?"

Leonard was surprised.

"Of course. ”

Sheldon didn't raise his head and said: "Since I can't stop it, then of course I choose the fractional T-1 broadband, I'm in the Eastern Kingdom, but I'm a hero with Xie Er, a level 85 blood elf, I don't want to limit my play because of the bandwidth speed." ”

"That's right. ”

Leonard, who is also a hardcore player, agreed.

After the two agreed, they quickly filled out the form, took the transparent box given by the front desk, went to the special bathroom, and played LOL together......

TBBT Apartments.

Sheldon and Leonard returned to their apartment after doing LOL's science experiments, because they were a little tired today, so when they saw the yellow warning tape posted on the elevator entrance, Leonard complained, "Oh~crap! Maybe we should have asked the property to fix this elevator a long time ago." ”

"Good idea. ”

Sheldon agreed solemnly, "But don't forget that I threw the bomb in it because you used classified rocket fuel on the Howard model rocket, but you miscalculated it when adjusting the recipe, and I did it to save you, and don't forget Joyce King......"

“stop！”

Leonard couldn't listen anymore, looked around weakly, put his finger to his mouth and made a silent gesture: "I'm just casually talking, let's take the stairs." ”

“ok！”

Sheldon didn't care.

4th floor.

"New neighbors?"

Leonard took out the key and just wanted to open the door, but the afterglow swept a bright figure, his eyes instantly focused on it, and Sheldon also looked over, and saw a blonde girl in a blue T-shirt and ultra-short jeans on the bottom, in the open room 4B opposite, packing her luggage.

"It's obvious. ”

"It's a significant improvement from the previous one. ”

Leonard muttered without blinking an eye.

"That transvestite who weighs 200 pounds and has skin problems?"

Sheldon continued: "Compared to him, this is indeed a big improvement. ”

“oh，hi！”

Feeling Leonard's fiery gaze, the blonde girl turned around and greeted generously.

“hi！”

“hi！”

“hi！”

“hi！”

“hi？”

The first two were the normal responses of Leonard and the others, the third was too nervous for Leonard to say more, and the fourth was an additional echo from Sheldon, who had severe obsessive-compulsive disorder.

The fifth, of course, was Penny's confused rhetorical question.

The three of them greeted him briefly, and the more Leonard who returned to the room, the more he thought about it, the more impulsive he became, and the sage couldn't stop the surging hormones, so he opened the door with his head held high and invited Penny over for lunch, but unfortunately if it wasn't for Sheldon's reminder, Leonard would have turned the lunch invitation into a special lecture on intestinal unobstruction.

"So, what do you usually play?"

Petunia happily accepted the invitation, closed the door, and walked to Leonard's room, asking casually as she went.

Sheldon said bluntly: "Well, today we made money by doing scientific experiments......