Chapter 79: The Stickman Coming (Ask for Recommendation Votes!)

TBBT Apartments.

Because of Leonard's hormonal explosion, he readily agreed to Penny's request to help her get her back from her ex-boyfriend, but she didn't want two geniuses with an IQ of more than 360 to face Penny's muscular ex-boyfriend, but they had no power to resist.

"Leonard. ”

Sheldon was wearing white briefs and walking coldly down the stairs with Leonard in boxers.

"What?"

"That's the pants my mom bought me. ”

"I'm sorry. ”

"You're responsible for calling her. ”

"I know, Sheldon, I'm sorry, you're right, my original motivation was to count on a relationship with Penny and maybe one day to sleep with her. ”

"But it's my pants that you take off. ”

β€œ......”

Leonard was choked by Sheldon's direct and ambiguous words, and was speechless, which was indeed the case......

"Well, I've learned my lesson, she's not the same kind of person as me, I'm done playing with her, I've got work to do, one day I'll win the Nobel Prize, and then die alone. ”

"Don't think so, you won't die alone. ”

As soon as Sheldon's words comforted Leonard, he immediately changed his voice: "And you definitely won't win the Nobel Prize." ”

β€œ......”

"Leonard, I have a question. ”

Sheldon suddenly thought of a question and asked, "Owen is going to fly in from New York on the weekend, he's our muscle, why don't you wait for him to arrive and then help Penny get back to the TV?" ”

Leonard said a little unnaturally, "Owen can only come over on the weekend, and I hope to help Penny get back to the TV sooner." ”

"Really?"

Sheldon wondered: "But you should know, the experience of being bullied countless times is enough to predict that our chance of success is less than 0.01%, and if we wait until the weekend, with Owen joining, with Owen's other side of the effort, the success rate is as high as 99.99%." ”

"I know. ”

Leonard pouted: "Okay, that's not the main reason just now, the real reason is that I want to have a good relationship with Penny in advance before Owen comes over, Owen is that person, you know." ”

"I thought you and Owen were good friends?"

Sheldon was surprised.

"Of course we are good friends. ”

Leonard struggled: "But in the face of pursuing a female mate, Owen is too enviable and vigilant, of course I know that the success rate of our current action is less than 0.01%, but when Owen comes over, once he shows interest in Penny, with his ability, my chance of success will be directly reduced to 0!"

"It's true!"

Sheldon tilted his head and agreed: "Based on the history I've heard about Owen's coitus, I seriously suspect that his DNA chromosome is a double Y structure, a supermale gene, and the urge to seek coitus is countless times greater than that of ordinary people.

Owen's upbringing is actually a glorious history of coitus, and history proves that when Owen pounces on a female, there is no female to escape before he has a good time, ha! ”

"What's the idea?"

Leonard wondered.

"You can wait until Owen has a good time. ”

Sheldon said seriously: "Owen's history of coitus also proves that he never stays in front of any female creature for too long, and his powerful super-male aura will make many females who have been with him coitus silently follow him and are reluctant to leave for a long time.

And there are records that after being abandoned by the male they like, the female creature will show feelings of loss, sadness and other emotions, at this time they will be hungry, for males like you who they usually don't look down on, as long as they take the initiative a little, they will also show enough interest, this is your best chance!"

The corners of Leonard's mouth twitched, and he said with a toothache: "You mean to let Owen date Penny first, and then abandon Penny, and take advantage of Penny's heartbreak, I will come forward to comfort her, so that I can establish a relationship with Penny?"

β€œyes!”

Sheldon thought for a moment and replied affirmatively, "In this case, you can achieve a 50% success rate in achieving your goals." ”

β€œ......”

Leonard pouted and stared at Sheldon, and when Sheldon puffed out his eyes and looked back for a while, he suddenly nodded, "Okay! That's a good idea! When is Owen coming over for the weekend?"

"The plane at 7pm. ”

"I can't wait to pick him up!"

They don't know that this situation is on the other side of the ocean, and there are a few words that can be very concise and vividly summarized: "spare tire, pick-up man, honest man ......"

But even if he knew, Leonard wouldn't mind!

In the original time and space, Penny and Rajesh were fooling around in his room, and he was just angry for a while before it passed, and the fundamental reason why he was angry was not that he cared about this, but that Rajesh's sister abandoned him, and he became single again.

Room 4A.

"Oh, my god!

Penny looked at the two men in the panties with a look of surprise.

"Your ex-boyfriend asked us to say hello to you on his behalf. ”

Leonard said ashamedly, "The rest, I think it's obvious that we don't need to talk about it......"

"I'm sorry. ”

Penny stepped forward and hugged Leonard and Sheldon one by one: "Thank you for doing so much to help me, you are so nice, why don't you get dressed first, and then I will have dinner?"

"Okay. ”

Leonard happily agreed.

"You're not done with her yet, are you?"

Sheldon couldn't help but ask when he saw Leonard leaning on the doorway staring at Penny's back.

"Our children will be both smart and beautiful. ”

Leonard looked at it with his head held high.

Sheldon lightly stabbed the knife: "Imagination is even more self-evident!"

At this time, Howard Warnowitz walked over with an envious face, sniffed Leonard and the others obscenely, and muttered with an intoxicated face: "What a charming cheesecake goddess flavor......"

"shut up!"

Leonard was disgusted by Howard's obscenity, and when he saw Howard sniffing, he still closed his eyes and wanted to hug him as Penny, he couldn't stand it, and scolded loudly.

It is always very time-consuming for a woman to change her clothes and go out, and while waiting for Penny, Howard and Rajesh ask for details while making fun of Leonard, who has his pants off.

"What? Owen is coming?"

Howard stood up abruptly and exclaimed excitedly, "Are you sure it's Owen Lee? Dr. Owen Lee, who solved a millennial math puzzle, won a million dollars, and won a Fields Medal last year?"

β€œholy crap!”

Rajesh's eyes widened as well, and he exclaimed in an Indian accent: "He's a legend in our scientific community!"

"yes!"

Howard summed it up in one sentence: "He's the Chamberlain of our scientific community......"