Li Huihui felt that he had missed billions, and when all his thoughts were in despair, there was a "ding dong" sound on his mobile phone.

Open the SMS and take a look: your Tiandi bank card number is *5837 and the incoming Tiandi currency is 25 yuan, and the current balance is 25 yuan!

“......”

Play me too!

Finally contributed to a pair of gold and jade good fate, and a bonus of 25 yuan?

Li Huihui was full of thoughts, and once again had a deep understanding of the former abbot's discipline.

However, it is your first bonus, how to squander it to be worthy of your identity?

Without the slightest hesitation, he decisively came to the back of the idol and inserted the bank card into the card slot.

Although the things in it are expensive, if you want to become a successful man, you first need to set a small goal for yourself, for example, earn it first?

He decisively clicked on the 'sort by price from low to high' in the upper right corner of the screen, and did not have the temperament that a successful man should have, and began to look at it attentively.

A statue of a god at the top of the line caught his eye, and he immediately clicked in and looked at the description of the item.

The low-level Moon Old God Statue, a god who is truly blessed by the gods, has powerful divine powers that mortals cannot comprehend, and the price is twenty-five heaven and earth currency.

This looks good, Li Huihui thought about the miserable broken statue in the main hall, and now he can buy a new one to support the façade.

And this statue looks very majestic, it is as big as half a moon old hall, the whole body is golden, the face is lifelike, it is obviously from the hand of the master carver, if you replace this, it is estimated that those demolition teams can also give themselves a little more time.

He decisively clicked to buy, then turned and ran.

Just kidding, although this thing is said to be free shipping, but God knows how this idol will be delivered? If such a big one falls from the sky, he won't stone himself to death?

Running more than ten meters away, fantasizing about what kind of expression would it be to see such a statue when those demolition teams come again in a few days? I must be surprised, such a statue is enough to prove the long history of the Yuelao Temple, as long as I brag about it again, even if I can't convince those people, at least let the Cultural Relics Bureau come to appraise it, and drag it out for half a year.

But when he was so good at how to make money to pay off the demolition liquidated damages, there was no movement in front of him, Li Huihui rubbed his eyes, didn't he say that it was delivered in ten seconds, why didn't there be any movement at all, didn't he see it? Impossible, I'm not an e-sports player, why can't I even see such a big statue.

Walking up to check carefully, the store page clearly showed that it had been delivered, but he looked left and right and really didn't even have a hair, and finally found that there was something strange at his feet, and when he looked down, a pocket statue of less than twenty centimeters was standing quietly on the ground, and there was no golden light, just a wooden statue......

"it!"

Li Huihui picked up the fairy and carefully compared it with the pictures on the store, except for the appearance of the same (which can only be called almost), there is no comparison at all, not to mention the size, what about the golden light? What about the gold plating?

Scroll down the store interface, and at the end of the description, you'll see a series of small print that is hard to distinguish with the naked eye: images are for reference only.

Refer to your sister, what is the phone number of the Consumer Association? I have been busy for so long, and I also used my personal connections to ask my old classmates to find Zhao Xue's current information, and finally matched the pair to get twenty-five yuan, and you just gave me such a piece of wood?

What is this thing?

Bad review!

Return!

Li Huihui roared in his heart to find the return interface, but found a string of shocking texts: Once this item is sold, it will not be returned or exchanged (another: this product has not yet opened the evaluation function).

“......”

This has been calculated a long time ago, and it will not be returned or given to a bad review.

Li Huihui was so angry that he almost vomited blood, this last abbot was a pit goods, and it turned out that this heaven and earth store is also a pit goods! Isn't there anything that doesn't pit in this temple? Besides, if you want to pit it, won't you change someone? Do you have to stare at my sheep and die?

But no matter how angry you are, this idol has been bought, and you can't return it, can't you put it into the toilet and flush it down the sewer pipe?

Li Huihui comforted his injured little liver and returned to the main hall, but he was embarrassed again.

Where should this little idol be placed?

After thinking for a moment, he simply put the little god statue in the arms of the broken god statue, took two steps back and looked at it, and nodded with satisfaction.

"Well, it's just right, your distance is just right here~~"

After everything was dealt with, he finally breathed a sigh of relief and walked towards the merit box, after a busy day, there was at least a thousand yuan to comfort his soul, what should he eat with the money?

Forget it, it's more reassuring to put his salary card on me!

Just as he was focusing all his attention on the merit box, he didn't notice a faint golden light flashing from the statue of the old moon.

Touching the merit box with his hand, Li Huihui finally felt a little comforted in his almost crazy mood, thinking about it, in this materialistic society, only the merit of the donors still has a little human warmth.

1,000 yuan plus three 100 dollar bills, I've been looking for a job for so long, and he hasn't exceeded three digits in his card for a long time......

Where is this called the abbot, the beggar is better off than me!

But after thinking about it, where can I compare with a beggar? Selling miserably is a technical job, and I can earn a few thousand a month.

When he opened the merit box in YY, the smile gradually solidified on his face, his eyes widened, he obviously watched Chen Feng throw ten red bills in, why is there only one fifty left now, even if it drops, it is impossible, could it be that the old man on the banknote is unhappy, and his face turns from red to blue?

And what about my Franklin?

Li Huihui instantly opened the merit box and had his heart in it, and after looking through it carefully, he was stunned that there was no red one. What kind of immortal operation is this? Think about it carefully, he hasn't touched the merit box since Chen Feng put the money in, could it be that there are rats? After all, it has long been common to see news that the money was kept at home and finally bitten by rats.

A fierce brain suddenly appeared in his mind, and when he saw ten red bills falling in, he suddenly became ill-willed, bit all the money to smash and swallowed it into his stomach, and burped with satisfaction, and finally felt embarrassed to eat this amount of money, and spit out a fifty ......

This TM is a rat spirit!

Before he could come up with a reason, the mobile phone suddenly rang, and when he saw the call on the mobile phone, it turned out to be the old abbot. The old man finally remembered that he was here and quickly connected.

"Old man, tell you, your temple is a monster, it's in the merit box!"

", it's the 21st century, where are there any monsters, as a young person in the new century, you have to believe in science, don't be so superstitious. ”

“......”

You are a month-old abbot of the temple, and you actually told me that you believe in science? You can tell me, is it the science of the bank of heaven and earth? Is the science of the store of heaven and earth?

"Okay, don't talk nonsense with you, I'll call you to tell you, according to the contract, I will share 95% of all the incense money in Yuelao Temple, but you don't have to bother, I have my own way to get it, and the remaining fifty yuan has been left in the merit box, the young man got so much incense for the first time he went to work, yes, come on, do it well!"

"What? You took the 950 and left? No, what about the three Franklins?"

"What Franklin, I seriously suspect that your kid received a counterfeit banknote and confiscated it! Leave the remaining fifty in the merit box, don't you see?"

"I!D@#$^*()!!!"

No wonder I only saw fifty dollars, and it turned out that you took it all for me, and you still believe in science, which is the most unscientific thing...... No, now is not the time to discuss science, when is this clause in the contract?

quickly turned out the contract, and it turned out that there was really such a clause: 95% of all the incense money obtained by Yuelao Temple belonged to the previous abbot.

This is a bit excessive, Lao Tzu has worked hard for so long, and you still have to share 95% of me without doing anything, I can't bear it!

"No, old man, I can tell you, I worked hard to get this money, and it is absolutely impossible for you to share so much!"

Li Huihui's heart has been filled with anger, if this old man is in front of him, he even doubts whether he will not be able to control himself and directly stab him with a knife.

"Then I don't care, it's written clearly in black and white, and you signed it yourself. ”

"you black and white!"

Li Huihui forced himself to hold back the anger in his heart, and said directly: "Old man, I'll tell you, it's a big deal, let's break up, I resign!"

As soon as he heard that Li Huihui was going to resign, the other side was obviously a little panicked, and hurriedly relieved: "Don't mind, think about how much you say it now, you are also an abbot, how beautiful it is." ”

"Scenery, can the scenery be eaten as a meal? Don't talk nonsense, open five or five, otherwise I won't be the abbot of the live broadcast eel." ”

"No, twenty-eight open, this is my bottom line!"

"Roll the ball, open three-seven, this is also my ......"

"Deal!"

didn't wait for Li Huihui to say the word bottom line, the other side had already readily agreed, leaving Xiao Huihui, who realized that he had been fooled, was messy in the wind.

It can really be said that the day does not understand the darkness of the night, and I thought that even if a person's conscience was bad, how bad could it be?

But when the words are spoken, he doesn't have the face to swallow them back, after all, not everyone has no lower limit like that old man.

"Okay, then you hurry up and get me the money. ”

had no choice but to sign the alliance under the city, Li Huihui had tears in his eyes, after all, he was still too young and lacked life experience......

"Okay, okay, manly man, what does it look like to die or live for a few hundred yuan, you cover the merit box first, and I'll get you the money. ”

Li Huihui did so, and sure enough, when he opened it again, there were two more red tickets and one green ticket inside.

With these two hundred and five, he couldn't be happy, because he felt that he was two hundred and five.

"Okay, forget it, I have one more thing to ask you. ”

The wood has been completed, and Li Huihui is no longer entangled, and hurriedly tells the matter of the last demolition, and the old man still has the contract signed by the old man in his hand.

"You have to explain this matter to me clearly, people can say that they even gave you the demolition money, hundreds of thousands!"

"Well...... My side of the signal ......"

"Shut up, if you don't have a good signal, I'll resign!"

"Hey, it's all a bad fate, but now that you are the abbot, you should find a way to deal with these problems, don't think about letting others deal with everything for you, young people have to learn to fly on their own, let's not talk about it, there is something on my side." ”

didn't wait for Li Huihui to say anything, but he heard a mature female voice from the opposite side: "Uncle, come and play......"

......

In the end, Li Huihui didn't know how he hung up the phone, he had lived for more than 20 years, but he had never seen such a shameless person, and his naïve and ignorant character really didn't have anything to do with this kind of person who had no lower limit.

It wasn't until he finally changed Qiu's remarks to 'peeling skin' that he felt that he had a bad breath......