Chapter 189: Chang'an City
The wine sword fairy finally relented, and Zen Master Luo was overjoyed, and said loudly: "Amitabha, good, good!" In the future, the Taoist will be able to transform countless sentient beings and form boundless good karma, which is really a happy Buddha in the world! ”
Although this is a boast, the wine sword fairy listened to it very awkwardly, other monks praised people and said that others were living bodhisattvas, and instead of Luo Zen Master praised him but said that he was "living happy Buddha", it sounded as if he was satirizing him.
In fact, the Wine Sword Immortal should be happy, if Luo Feng praised him as a living Bodhisattva, it must have turned him into a woman, and then injected the alien mother mutant potion, and sent her to the demon army to give the flesh to the fierce male demons, and breed countless mixed-race children in another way.
In fact, Jiu Jian Immortal also escaped unintentionally, if he wanted to be a scumbag, he would not accept the conditions proposed by Luo Feng when he died, and resolutely abandoned the seven cute little banshees, waiting for him was a shot of LM medicine!
refuses to let the female goblin get pregnant, so let the male goblin inseminate him, anyway, the effect is the same, and he can give birth to a ladyboy hybrid, which is called "toasting without eating and drinking." ”
As for the seven little banshees who were ruthlessly abandoned, Luo Feng could only helplessly help Jiu Jianxian take over, get on the horse himself, and lie in the seaside beach villa originally prepared for Jiujian Xian every day, basking in the perfect life of the Internet celebrity monk.
Fortunately, Jiu Jianxian is a warm man, and he can be regarded as a helper who helps himself, and his kindness has been duly rewarded, and it has also saved Luo Feng a lot of trouble.
The trouble here refers to the training of a rough old man into a fertility machine that puts on a black face when he sees a male creature, which requires extremely rich human breeding experience and psychological knowledge, and only professionals can use professional techniques and rational use of physics and biology knowledge to be perfectly trained successfully.
It is convenient for others and oneself, sowing good causes and bearing good fruits......
This is the test of the monk's understanding of ordinary people, the wine sword fairy moved his heart of compassion at the critical moment, and escaped the terrifying catastrophe of infinite fertility with a thought, which is really gratifying, gratifying.
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Since it had been discussed, Luo Feng didn't care that it was midnight at this time, and immediately decided to immediately follow Jiujian Immortal to Chang'an City, present all the tributes asked by the Heavenly Ghost Emperor, and then immediately hold this wedding.
This is exactly "the emperor is not in a hurry and the eunuch is in a hurry", Luo Feng behaved like an old father who was in a hurry to hug his grandson, and he hated to send his son and daughter-in-law into the cave room immediately.
Jing Xiaolou, as one of the few relatives and friends of Jiujian Immortal, naturally had to go without getting married, and he could only go with them.
Jiu Jianxian thought that it would be enough to call Shangjing Xiaolou, and he didn't want to find more acquaintances to attend the wedding, but Luo Feng sent someone to call Li Xiaoyao very eventfully, saying that he would let him go with him to recognize his master, so that he would not be embarrassed when he visited his master in the future.
Jiu Jian Xian's heart was ten thousand unhappy, if Li Xiaoyao went to attend his wedding, he would definitely be looked down upon by his apprentices, and this master would not be able to stand up.
At the same time, Lao Dao still felt a little weird, and he couldn't say what was wrong, but he always felt that Zen Master Luo didn't seem to be well-intentioned.
It is not difficult to understand what Luo Feng has settled, with his bad taste of watching the excitement and not thinking that it is a big deal, he must be looking forward to the wine sword fairy's house being more lively, after all, if you want to create an Internet celebrity Taoist, how can you stir up the heat and attract attention if you don't spread the lace scandal?
Li Xiaoyao was called up from the bed, and when he heard that Master Jiu Jianxian was getting married, his reaction was not excited, but he was very happy for his master, thinking that it was a good thing that the sloppy master could have someone to take care of.
Young people are still relatively receptive to new ideas, and they don't think there's anything wrong with the master's pursuit of love, even if he heard that his seven masters are young banshees, Li Xiaoyao was not too surprised, but inadvertently cast a slightly admiring gaze at the master.
Li Xiaoyao, Jiu Jianxian, Luo Feng and Jing Xiaolou, plus a small snake spirit, a total of four people and one demon, set off from the top of Shushan Mountain overnight and flew to Chang'an City in the north.
Li Xiaoyao learned to fly the sword, and alone controlled the Heavenly Sword that Luo Feng gave him, and the Wine Sword Immortal summoned the wine gourd and carried the rest of the people with the larger gourd.
The big gourd of the wine sword fairy is a rare magic weapon in the fairy sword world that can carry others to fly, but the upper limit of this gourd is only three people, but fortunately, the little snake spirit can change the belt, greatly reducing the load, and barely flying.
The flight speed of the wine gourd is much slower than that of the flying sword, Li Xiaoyao is also a novice to the sky, and he has little experience in controlling the flying sword, and he can't get up fast, and the group flew all night, until the next day, the three poles on the day, before arriving at the south gate of Chang'an City.
Jiu Jian Immortal wanted to fly directly to the imperial palace in the north of the city, but Luo Feng asked him to land, saying that he wanted to personally investigate the situation after Chang'an City was occupied by demons, and confirm whether the Heavenly Ghost Emperor had kept his oath not to harm civilians.
Although he wanted to get the marriage done quickly, but when it came to the safety of the people of Chang'an, Jiujian Xian would not abandon the public for personal reasons, and manipulated the gourd to the ground in a good way.
Several people jumped off the flying sword and gourd, and walked to the gate of Chang'an on foot. Coming to the city gate, Jiu Jian Xian immediately found the difference from yesterday, most of the people who flocked to the city gate to flee yesterday had dispersed, but there were still many people out of the city, but the flow of people was relatively sparse.
The demon team that originally guarded the city gate was also withdrawn, leaving only two bull demons lazily lying at the city gate, stretching their waists and yawning, not looking at the people entering and leaving the city gate, looking very lax and unvigilant.
The people who fled the city didn't seem to be too flustered, and even many people who entered the city didn't know what kind of mentality they had when they ran back to the city occupied by demons.
Jiu Jian Immortal couldn't hold back his curiosity, grabbed a middle-aged man walking towards the city, and said, "Brother, wasn't Chang'an attacked by demons, how dare you go back?" ”
The man said: "The Taoist chief doesn't know, after the city was broken yesterday, I was also scared and urinated, and I tried my best to escape from the city, and I even forgot to extinguish the fire on the stove at home!" ”
The man patted his chest with palpitations, and then pointed to a notice posted at the city gate: "But this morning, I heard from the people who escaped from the city later that the demons didn't pay attention to the common people at all, and only attacked those high-ranking officials and nobles, and also said that a notice was posted at the city gate, saying that the demon leader had made an agreement with the immortals of Shushan that they would never eat the civilians, so I pretended to have the courage to come back and see." ”
Jiu Jianxian hurriedly followed the man's guidance and came to the notice board at the gate of the city, and sure enough, he saw that there was an An Min notice posted on it, and the words on the notice were quite good, but the wording was very awkward, as if it was from the hand of an old pedant.
"The notices of Anmin have been posted...... "Jiujian Immortal was surprised: "What's going on, the demons have been locked up in the lock demon tower for hundreds of years, they are all barbarians, how can they be literate and decipher, could it be that some literati have taken refuge in the demons and acted as clerical staff for them?" ”