Chapter 188: I can't help myself
This time, Jiu Jianxian can be regarded as understanding, Luo Feng regarded him as the champion of the Great Song Dynasty Imperial Examination, this is going to be dressed in red and green, and cross the horse to parade the streets!
In order to encourage young people to read, Song Zhenzong of this dynasty made a poem of "encouragement", which contains: "There is a golden house in the book" and "Yan Ruyu is in the book." These two sentences set off a boom in the culture of the Song Dynasty and the upsurge of students dedicated to learning.
Luo Zen Master's method is the same as Song Zhenzong's persuasion, and it is similar, but it is more intuitive, vulgar and plain, so that Jiu Jianxian can directly post his big villa facing the sea in spring, and post a small video of him playing in the water with seven beautiful girls on the beach, which is a hundred times stronger than the dry poetry and words.
Think about it, an ugly and sloppy old man, just because he is successful in cultivating immortals and strong in martial arts, he has seven flowers to treat this lump of cow dung as a treasure, enjoy the blessings of all people, and live more freely than a fairy.
Those disciples of the Immortal Cultivation Sect, in addition to being jealous, wouldn't they yearn for it?
Jiujian Fairy became a podcast, and at the same time showed the world the cute side of the female goblins' lives, so that everyone knew how blessed it would be to marry a female goblin.
In people's inherent cognition, female goblins are all evil ghosts dressed in painted skins, and they must have given their lives to the end of their temptation, and I don't know if this idea is deliberately promoted and fueled by some immortal cultivation sects, and people all over the world are deeply convinced.
Just like Liu Jinyuan, the champion of the Great Song Dynasty, even if Caiyi was gentle and considerate to him and exhausted his Taoism to treat him, he was a high-achieving student with a champion diploma but misunderstood Caiyi to harm him, and the top intellectuals who were highly educated and had read thousands of books were all prejudiced by ignorance, let alone ordinary people.
After this viral publicity, on the one hand, it reversed the image of female goblins in the minds of humans, and on the other hand, it set an example of Jiujian Immortal, a winner in life, which attracted countless young people who were aspiring to cultivate immortals to follow suit, and subtly changed the ultimate goal of their cultivation.
Soaring to the realm of abstinence and indifference, where can there be happiness in the world of flowers?
A certain psychologist believes that sex is the most primitive driving force of people, and the urine sex on the Xianxia side, the more primitive the power, the more awesome, and the combination of the rules of science on the reality side and the rules of metaphysics on the Xianxia side will definitely burst out amazing sparks.
"The old way doesn't do it!" The Wine Sword Immortal said angrily: "You are letting the old Taoist sect be a bad young man!" Young people are cultivating immortals in order to marry a beautiful wife, can they still be in a peaceful mood? I'm sure I'll step into the wrong way! ”
Luo Feng was not happy when he heard it, and said in a heartfelt manner: "You old Taoist is talking nonsense with your eyes open!" How did you step into the evil path? It seems that your group of virgin Taoist monks in Shushan have achieved remarkable results in their cultivation, you are pure in heart and have few desires, and you are not close to women, where did you run away during the first few times of the Great Tribulation of Heaven and Earth? Isn't it a few young people who are dedicated to soaking girls to help you wipe your butts? ”
Holding his fingers, Luo Feng counted: "Sedum, Nangong Huang, and Yun Tianhe hundreds of years ago, as well as Li Xiaoyao, who you are optimistic about, which one is not surrounded by several confidantes, talking about love all day long?" The tremendous achievements they have made are something that you virgins and veterans have not been able to cultivate in a few lifetimes! ”
Pointing to the nose of the wine sword fairy, Luo Feng said with menacing disdain: "You Shushan is a group of single dogs forming a dead group, you feel that you have suffered a big loss for abstinence, but you refuse to admit it, and after holding it for a long time, your mentality is extremely narrow-minded, and you can't see other people's little couples showing affection, so you always have to make a stumbling block from it, and promote your nonsense theory that you can be a great immortal if you are single and practice, and you can be a great immortal without getting married at the age of eighty!" ”
Where can Jiu Jianxian say that Luo Feng, he was scolded by him to the point of blood, depreciating the Shushan faction for a penny, and slandering the predecessors of Shushan with red fruits, the most helpless thing is that this guy can really take historical facts as evidence, those who are in love are really faster than those who are not in love, and their achievements are higher, which is a bit annoying.
"In short, the poor monk's reasons are all over." Luo Feng concluded: "If you think you can accept it, the poor monk will contribute money and effort to complete your marriage in this life, on the condition that you should be the 'spokesperson for the love of the lady', and promote the many advantages of the love between the fairy and the demon for the poor monk." ”
Jiu Jian Immortal suddenly felt extremely entangled, and he really didn't dare to agree easily.
In fact, Luo Feng's request is not too much, taking out 1.5 million taels of gold, just to let him live a normal married life, and bask in his happiness by the way.
But at a deeper level, this is essentially forcing Jiu Jian Xian to completely sentence away from the Shushan faction, negating the ancestral teachings of the Shushan faction that the sect has adhered to for hundreds of years, and vetoing the sect development policy set by the ancestor of Shushan.
To tell the truth, Jiu Jianxian actually felt that the Shushan faction had strict rules and did not pay attention to human feelings many years ago, and he was very disgusted with this.
Luo Feng's crooked reasoning, even if Jiu Jian Xian didn't agree with it, he didn't hate it, and even felt that it was more humane than the Shushan faction.
However, after all, Lao Dao has a very high temperament, even if he does not agree with the concept of the Shushan faction, the Shushan faction has never done anything sorry for him, and he also has a great grace to him, betraying the sect and bullying the teacher and destroying the ancestors violates the principle of being a man of the old way, he doesn't want to be an ungrateful and shameless villain who switched to other factions.
Seeing him hesitate, Luo Feng hit the railroad while it was hot: "The plan of the poor monk is also from the ancestral training of the ancestor of the Shushan faction 'Ping Yin and Yang, and the ladyboy'." The starting point is still to hope that the Six Realms will be stable, that the human race can coexist peacefully with the demon race, and that love will be used to resolve the grievances of the world, prejudice and arrogance, discrimination and hatred are the real barriers to separate the demons. ”
Looking at the little snake spirit beside the wine sword fairy, Luo Feng said in a soft tone: "Don't you want the children of the human race and the demons to play together in the future, know each other, fall in love, understand each other, and become friends, so as to turn hostility into jade silk?" Demons are also sentient beings, they also have feelings, they also have good thoughts in their hearts, they also have sorrows and joys, and they also want to live freely in the sun......"
The little snake girl nodded again and again, widened her big orange eyes with vertical pupils, hugged the arm of the wine sword fairy, and said excitedly: "The bald brother is a good silver, he is too easy to provoke, and he has told the little snake and the sisters what is in their hearts!" Some demons like to fight by nature, and some demons don't like it, my sisters and I just don't like to fight, but this world is sinister, we have little strength and no support, we can only live desperately, and we have to do everything in order to survive. If the day comes when the shemales are in harmony, and all living beings on the earth can live without worry, it will be too beautiful! ”
"Alas...... It's really a bad fate, but I know it's a bad fate, but I can't get out! ”
The Wine Sword Immortal was stared at helplessly by the pitiful little eyes of the little snake spirit full of anticipation, and sighed: "Now the poor Dao understands the painstaking efforts of Jiang Qing's predecessors!" That's it, the matter has come to this, the poor road should also be seen away, just rely on you, the ending will not be worse than Jiang Qing's predecessors. ”