The fist wind is whirring, and the footsteps are pounding.

The monk trembled with fat, and the Arhat Vajra Bodhisattva trembled all over his body, his fist swung towards the air, and he shouted the sound of humming and hey in his mouth, looking very troublesome and majestic.

It's as if there's a vicious female ghost on the other side.

Ye Dou, who was watching from the sidelines, was embarrassed, originally he thought that the fat monk was going to sing Jay Chou's nunchucks, but he repeated the sentence "hum haha" from beginning to end.

After a while, the monk broke out in a hot sweat and slowly finished his work.

He clasped his hands together, bowed his head slightly, and finally had the appearance of an enlightened monk: "Amitabha! This powerful ghost is indeed powerful, and it has been beaten by the old Arhat Demon Fist, and everything is over." ”

But the subsequent action instantly broke his compulsion.

I saw that the monk's fat hand stretched out in front of the stunned Boss Wang, and almost poked the other party's face, shouting: "After the exorcism is completed, the donor will give money quickly, 6888 yuan is not missing!"

Boss Wang was a little puzzled.

I thought, how is it different from what it looks like on TV?

Aren't monks all practicing things and chanting sutras excessively?

As a result, the fat monk waved his fist and stomped his feet, and that was the end of it.

Is it reliable?

can see the vigorous appearance of the great monk, Boss Wang can only touch his pocket and obediently pay for it.

Ye Dou on the side really couldn't stand it, this deception is too obvious, Boss Wang rushed to the hospital in a hurry, and in order to seek peace of mind, he actually believed the other party.

Taking advantage of Boss Wang's efforts to go out and quit the monk's money, he simply stepped forward and said: "Master, you really did how to kill ghosts just now, and that female ghost is simply vulnerable!"

The monk did not raise his head, continued to count the banknotes, and smiled at the corner of his mouth: "Amitabha, of course, Lao Gao's status in Shaolin Temple is not low, known as the head of the four Shaolin Dharma Protectors, if it weren't for the Wang benefactor begging Lao Gao, Lao Gao would not easily go down the mountain to exorcise ghosts." ”

Ye Dou raised his head silently, his eyes strange: "Master, why is there a woman lying on your back?"

"What did you say?" The monk's smile instantly stiffened, and his hands counting the money stopped abruptly.

Ye Dou pointed to his eyes, took two steps back, and his expression was a little scared: "Master, I actually have yin and yang eyes, just after seeing the exorcism, there was a woman lying on her stomach behind her, this woman was wearing high heels and stockings, no eyeballs, her eyes were still bleeding, she looked so scary." ”

"Yin and Yang Eyes, you don't fool the old man, I don't know how many times the old man has subdued demons and eliminated ghosts, how can he be entangled by ghosts?"

Ye Dou suddenly shuddered and asked, "Master, do you feel a little chill on your body?"

Taking advantage of the other party's suspicions, he quietly used his internal force to slap a palm in the air, and the majestic palm wind set off a strong wind in the room, making the sheets whirring, and the sudden cold wind also made the monk shiver.

"Impossible, the old man is full of blood, and there is no way to be targeted by evil ghosts!"

The fat monk's face trembled, and he couldn't help but swallow dryly.

Ye Dou slapped his back to him again, and the strong palm wind directly blew the curtain away, and the originally closed window suddenly opened.

At this time, the monk's face changed greatly, his expression was a little frightened, and he was just about to step out of the door of room 13, when a cold wind hit behind him, slamming the door that was already half-hidden shut.

"Amitabha, female benefactor, you and I have no grievances in the past and no hatred in the near future, and the old man is just eating with a mouthful, don't you embarrass the old man like this......"

The monk wanted to cry without tears, and he was so frightened that he didn't even dare to open the door, his hands were folded, and he kept bowing like a bed, and he was almost kneeling down to apologize to the female ghost.

However, he kept the banknote in his hand tightly and never dropped a single one.

"Master, in fact, I have a way to stop this female ghost for you, but I have only met the master for the first time, and we don't know each other very well......"

Seeing that the other party was so scared, Ye Dou was a little unexpected, and simply stepped forward to strike while the iron was hot, looking like he was sacrificing himself to live for others, but he was staring at the banknotes in the other party's hand.

After hearing this, the monk seemed to have grasped a life-saving straw, and immediately shoved a dozen counted banknotes into Ye Dou's hand, forcibly held the other party's hand, and said excitedly: "Amitabha, God has the virtue of a good life, donor, you help Lao Wei block this female ghost, there will definitely be good people with good rewards, Lao Gao will go first." ”

After speaking, the fat monk immediately opened the door and flashed people, his fat body was flexible and fast, and he simply turned into an Olympic sprinter.

"That's it, it's at least two thousand dollars. Looking at the stack of thick banknotes in his hand, Ye Dou felt that happiness came too suddenly.

He really couldn't stand it just now, so he wanted to scare the monk who quit sex, but he didn't expect this fat monk to be so timid, but he was only slightly frightened, so he chose to slip away.

In the end, he is a fake monk pretending to be a ghost, and he has no real skills at all.

Stuffing the money into his trouser pocket, Ye Dou went out of the room casually.

The money was accepted by himself, and it was regarded as the mental damage fee given to him by Wang-Grande, who asked Boss Wang not to inform him that there was a murderous house in the hotel when he moved in, and as a result, he met the female ghost in the middle of the night and almost killed him.

After coming to the hotel counter, Ye Dou saw Boss Wang, who was holding a calculator and pressing it back and forth, with a grief-stricken face, as if he had cut meat.

Boss Wang, you really deserve to be deceived!

When he looked up, he saw that the monk was standing across the street, stretching out his head to watch from afar, and he didn't go far, and when he saw himself coming out, the fat monk immediately beckoned to him.

Ye Dou simply walked out, wanting to see what else the other party wanted to do.

"Hey, thank you so much for this donor. ”

The monk clasped his hands together and smiled at Mimi, like a Maitreya Buddha: "I can't imagine that the donor is also a fellow believer, if it weren't for the donor's great powers, the old man might have been planted in that room 13." ”

Ye Dou smiled: "Master, I'm not a fellow practitioner, I just have yin and yang eyes, and I paid a little price, the female ghost won't come out to make trouble for the time being, master can rest assured." ”

"Well, that's good, collect people's money to eliminate disasters for others, otherwise I don't dare to accept this money, saying that this female ghost has only been dead for a long time, she is so fierce, and my blood is so strong that I am entangled, how is this?" muttered the monk who had quit sex, and seemed to be a little confused.

Hearing this, Ye Dou turned to ask: "Listening to what the master said, people with strong blood are not easy to be entangled by ghosts?"

The monk nodded, and the high monk temperament just now returned: "Of course! ”

"Three fires?"

The monk explained: "The so-called three fires do not mean that there are really three fires in the human body, but that the three fires are just another name for spiritual light. The so-called spiritual light, some people refer to the essence of a person, and in medicine, it is called a person's state of life. ”

"People can't see these three fires at all, but ghosts can, and they are more afraid of these three fires, and ghosts are reluctant to approach within a certain range. ”

Ye Dou thought about it, although this monk is a liar, he seems to have a lot of research on ghosts, it seems that he is going to try his best to find martial arts to enhance his blood and qi.

The two chatted for a while, and the monk said: "Master Ye, Lao Ge has a special viagra gift here, this viagra strengthens the body after taking it, and it is also a little bit of Lao Ge's heart, please accept it." ”

What rice?

Can Viagra still strengthen the body?

Before Ye Dou could react from his bewilderment, he was stuffed with a wax pill by the other party.

The wax pills looked pitch black.

Hey, are you stupid for me?

Isn't Viagra all little blue pills?

The monk seemed to see the other party's doubts, and mysteriously stepped forward and said: "Donor, my homemade viagra is made of tiger whip, atractylodes, wolfberry, and ginseng, which not only tonifies the kidneys but also quite replenishes qi. ”

Ye Dou "......"

It turned out to be a fake viagra.

I knew you weren't a serious monk for a long time, but I didn't expect you to be so improper.

And also

I don't even have a girlfriend, what do you mean by giving me viagra?

Encourage me to go to those bewitching sluts to release the power of the wilderness?

And brother is so young, he doesn't need this kind of thing at all, okay?

After the abstinence monk finished giving viagra, he left quickly, looking in a hurry.

Ye Dou shook his head, put away the so-called homemade viagra, and with money in his pocket, he went directly to the supermarket opposite to buy a lot of food and daily necessities, and in the surprised eyes of Boss Wang, he took the big bag back to the room.

After graduating and leaving school, he has been eating his old book, and after renting a house, he has a few hundred yuan, so he is quite economical in terms of money, and now he has made a windfall and naturally spends a lot of money, not only buying a box of instant noodles, but even he bought 30 ham sausages and 60 braised eggs.

Sorting out the various foods he bought from the supermarket, Ye Dou knew in his heart that the matter of finding a job must be put on the agenda as soon as possible.

Although he suddenly has an income of several thousand dollars, it is never advisable to sit on the mountain and eat empty, and the Pure Yang Tongzi Gong does not know that he can only achieve success until he cultivates in the Year of the Monkey and the Horse Moon, and it is the most important thing to fill his stomach and not be starved to death.

Looking at the soul ring on the index finger of his right hand, he muttered to himself: "According to the cheats, it usually takes about ten years for this Pure Yang Boy Gong to become complete, I am currently a small success, and I have also encountered a bottleneck, I don't know when I will be able to cultivate to the sixth layer realm, if the soul ring can speed up the function of cultivation, how good it would be." ”

Unexpectedly, as soon as his thoughts moved, the soul ring began to tremble slightly, as if there was a response.

Then his index finger automatically turned dark gold, and he also plated a round object in his hand with a layer of dark gold, and the two runes on the soul ring consumed one in this way!

When I looked closely, the round thing in my hand was the homemade fake viagra that the monk gave him.

Hey?

What the hell is going on?

Could it be that the Soulring doesn't just react to cheats?

Converted this fake viagra too?