Chapter 11 The old man's name is abstaining
The next morning, Ye Dou slowly opened his eyes and exhaled a faint breath of white gas.
After experiencing yesterday's strange incident, he felt more and more that there were many crises around him, and the pressure was great, so he didn't dare to slack off in the slightest, and he grasped every minute and every second to practice.
Under the penance, the pure yang true qi in the body is indeed growing, but there is still a distance from breaking through the bottleneck, and it is estimated that it will take at least a month of cultivation to break through again.
Since you won't be able to break through for a while, it's better to find some food to fill your belly first.
Ye Dou freshened up and went downstairs.
As soon as I arrived at the door, I saw Lao Wang chatting with the owner of the shop next door, the two of them were holding cigarettes in their hands, swallowing clouds and spitting fog, chatting happily, looking solemn, and they didn't know what they were talking about.
Ye Dou didn't want to disturb the two, but when he passed by the door, he heard the words "Dead Man's Alley" from Boss Wang's mouth, so he immediately stepped forward.
"Boss Wang also knows about Dead Man's Alley?"
"Well...... Of course, Dead Man's Alley is well known here. ”
Boss Wang glanced at him: "You shouldn't know, there was a food poisoning case on the old street outside the Dead Man's Alley last night, and several diners were poisoned, and they were all poisoned to death." ”
"Poisoning!"
Ye Dou's heart sank.
"Is there a lot of food stalls at night on the old street outside Dead Man's Alley you said?"
"That's right, it's that old street!"
Boss Wang nodded and took a puff of his cigarette fiercely: "I don't know which pervert who has lost his conscience and secretly poisoned the food of diners, I heard that even children were poisoned, it is really a loss of conscience." ”
The owner of the shop followed: "I have heard that many people have died in great pain, and their cries are very miserable. ”
Ye Dou was silent.
It felt like a stone was crushed in my heart.
Immediately, he gritted his teeth and went out to walk towards the old street.
Before he entered the old street, he saw several policemen and forcibly blocked the entrance of the old street, and no pedestrians and vehicles were allowed to pass through.
"Sure enough, it's a so-called supernatural event. ”
Ye Dou knew it.
After observing the surrounding terrain, he came to the street next door to the old street, took advantage of the lack of people around, luckily dantian, jumped over, stepped on the top of the roadside car, and jumped on the roof of a three-story building next to it.
From the high vantage point, the panorama of the old street can be seen at a glance.
I saw that there were also many policemen in the Alley of the Dead, and a dead body with a hideous expression and bleeding was being carried out by the policemen on a stretcher, and there were old people and children, men and women.
Sure enough, it's not food poisoning!
These people all met with an accident last night and died in this alley of the dead.
Ye Dou felt a chill in his heart and couldn't breathe.
If I hadn't escaped in time last night, I'm afraid I would have to confess in the Dead Man's Alley?
It seems that there must be a great horror in the Alley of the Dead!
Soon, all the bodies were carried out, and many bodies were lined up on the ground, waiting to be transported by vehicle.
As soon as he was about to evacuate, Ye Dou found three people coming out of the Dead Man's Alley, these three were wearing black tights, their posture was tall, and their outfits and temperament were in stark contrast with the surrounding police.
What do they do?
PLAYING COSPLAY?
Just as he was wondering, a white soul the size of a grape floated from the alley of the dead, and quickly floated into the soul ring of the index finger of his right hand.
That's great!
I didn't expect to make a lot of money by coming here!
This is definitely an unexpected income.
Could it be that the men in black eliminated the evil spirits?
It seems that if a supernatural event occurs in the future, it must be rubbed well, just like rubbing WIFI.
Ye Dou didn't have time to think about it, because at this moment, the tall woman in black actually looked in the direction where he was, as if she felt something.
Immediately, he immediately turned around and jumped off the roof, and came to a deep hidden merit and fame.
The actions of the woman in black in the Alley of the Dead attracted the attention of the young man in black beside her: "Captain, did you find anything?"
The woman smiled, and a row of bright teeth appeared in her red lips: "It's nothing, it's just an ordinary person with a lot of curiosity peeking at us." ”
"Ah, actually, I'm asking about this case, is it possible that the player did it?" the young man in black scratched his head.
The woman in black pouted: "Player? shouldn't it be a player, the unjust soul who died tragically in this dead man's alley was awakened by someone, suspected to be done by worshipping the ghost sect, the other party has a very strong ability to summon spirits, and specially created a spiritual door, which can awaken the unjust soul more than ten years ago, and there are very few people with this ability among the players." ”
"Is it another ghost from the Cult?" Captain, what are we going to do with this here?" another woman with short hair asked.
"The ghosts guarding the spiritual gate have been eliminated by us, and the spiritual gate has also been broken by us, so there should be no threat, but according to the terrain and the concentration of yin qi, this was once a place to gather yin, and it was mostly a cemetery in ancient times. ”
After the woman in black finished speaking, she waved her hand: "There is nothing for us to do here, let's withdraw the team." ”
......
Hurried back to the hotel, and Ye Dou saw a fat monk with a bright head and a yellow monk's robe at the door of the hotel bargaining with Boss Wang.
I heard the fat monk shouting in a rough voice: "Amitabha, the king benefactor, I said that I would drive away ghosts for 10,000 yuan, why have you changed your hexagram now?"
Boss Wang: "Master of Sex Ringing, you also know that my small shop has had no income for a few months, can't you be cheaper?"
The fat monk groaned slightly, and he didn't know where to find an electronic calculator, and kept pressing it one by one, and the numbers on it were lit up: "Let's do it, the old man looks at the Wang donor's face to be kind, he must be a person who has done a lot of good deeds, speaking of which, today is the tenth anniversary of the old man's exorcism, the old man can give you a 9.8% discount, as long as 9800 yuan, the old man will give you medicine to get rid of the disease, and all the filthy things will be cleaned up, the price is already very cheap......"
A master of color ringing?
It's funny.
Still calling himself an old man?
Ye Dou looked at the fat monk carefully, the other party had thick eyebrows and big eyes, fine skin and tender meat, and was full of meat, looking only in his twenties, did this sub-level old man want to increase his value?
The two sides come and go, and in a burst of bargaining, the two sides finally decided to ask the monk to exorcise ghosts at a price of 6,666 yuan.
6666?
This number is really auspicious, I didn't expect Boss Wang, who slammed the door, to spend so much money in order to exorcise ghosts, it is estimated that Comrade Wang-Grande's heart is dripping blood.
Out of curiosity, Ye Dou also followed the monk and Boss Wang to room 13, planning to see how the folk capable people exorcise ghosts, and if they can't get it themselves, they can learn a few tricks.
After the three of them came to the No. 13 door, Boss Wang carefully opened the door with the key, and then exited quite fearfully.
Who knew that as soon as the great monk of the abstinence entered room 13, his face changed greatly, and he suddenly shouted: "Not good!"
"Big ...... Master, Master of Chromosity, what the hell is going on?"
The monk clasped his hands together and shouted: "Amitabha, the female ghost in the room is so resentful, what a powerful ghost, the old man has never seen such a fierce ghost...... Lord Wang!"
"What?"
Boss Wang trembled violently, and his eggs were about to be shattered.
"You're going to have to add money!"
The room became very quiet, and the air was about to freeze.
After a while, Boss Wang stretched out five fingers.
"I'll add fifty dollars. ”
"The king and the donor add three thousand. ”
"That'll give you three hundred. ”
"Are you a beggar?"
......
The two sides had another frothing confrontation, and finally under the vigorous bargaining of the monk who had quit sex, the price of the exorcism was set at 6,888 yuan.
Looking at this dramatic scene, Ye Dou didn't know what to say.
You two are arguing hotly, where do you put the ghost's face?
It would be nice if the ghost didn't give the spirit.
Well, the female ghost has been eliminated by herself.
However, this monk is really greedy enough, and his bargaining skills are high enough, and he actually knocked 6,888 yuan from the indefatigable Wang Grande.
It's not easy, it's not easy!
The price was negotiated, and the monk immediately began to do it.
But the other party's next move surprised Ye Dou, and his jaw almost fell to the ground.
I saw that this fat monk took off his bright yellow monk's robe, revealing a fat body, and the two major pectoralis muscles stained with black hair were shaking violently, looking very strange and a little ghostly.
Devil figure!
A word flashed through Ye Dou's mind.
The chest of this monk is definitely bigger than any girl he has ever seen, even the bust of those stars who claim to have a devil's body is not as big as the chest of this fat monk.
Belch!
But this picture is so devilish, devilish that people can't bear to look at it directly.
How can a man's boobs grow so big?
Could it be the legendary G Cup?
No way!
I'm going to be blinded by my titanium dog.
But if you take a closer look, there are still many tattoos on the fat body of the fat monk, so I heard the monk shouting: "I am the left Arhat, the right King Kong, the Buddha, the Bodhisattva, the evil ghost is dead, drink!"
Feed!
You are basically the left green dragon and the right white tiger, the black and astringent mantra of the upper and lower Xuanwu, and you have modified it again, okay.
Looking carefully at the tattoos on the fat monk's body, Ye Dou couldn't help but be dumbfounded, the tattoos on this body for a long time were really Arhats, Bodhisattvas, Buddhas and the like.
It's a pity that the Arhats and Bodhisattvas have all been deformed in this body, and with the fat body of the fat monk, bumping up and down, left and right, the expressions of that appearance are distorted and deformed.
Hey, it's really hard work for all Arhats and Bodhisattvas.
Suddenly, when he heard the roar of the monk who had broken the color, he frantically shook his fist at the air, and then stomped on the floor a few times, stomping on the entire floor with a bang, and the tables, chairs and benches shook slightly, as if there was an earthquake.
Ye Dou obviously felt the tremors, and couldn't help but take two steps back, he was really worried that this person would stomp a hole in the floor.
Stomp your feet and the whole room will shake with you.
Monk, are you an elephant?