Chapter Seventy-Six: If You Don't Have a Colorful Big Waist, You Are Worthy of Being Called a Wine Sword Immortal?
At this moment, in the fairy world, Dao Xuan Zhenren is comfortably soaking in the hot springs.
Don't think that immortals don't soak in hot springs, the hot springs in the fairy world are not simple, and they are formed by the spiritual energy that is rich to the extreme. Soaking for half a day is equivalent to ten years of penance!
But if you want to soak in such a spiritual spring, the fee is not low, the reason why you didn't soak it before was mainly because you didn't have money in your pocket, but now it's different from the past, after a bumper harvest from Li Huihui, Dao Xuan Zhenren's small life now is not uncomfortable.
While soaking, he reached out and unfolded the interface of the Heaven and Earth Store. Its mentality is similar to the mentality of ordinary people who play with their mobile phones while taking a bath.
As soon as I opened the interface, I saw a message from someone in the lower right corner, and I clicked in to see that it was my biggest financier.
In fact, through the incident of the last movie, Dao Xuan Zhenren decided that this master must have a strong background, otherwise, how could he take out so many merit points without frowning? No matter whether he is rich or expensive, all in all, it is definitely not something that he can resist as an unemployed wandering immortal!
Now I suddenly saw Li Huihui send a message to me wanting to consult something, and I was a little apprehensive.
"Didn't this master notice something and settle accounts with himself after the autumn, right?"
With such a mentality, he replied tremblingly.
"Here, if there is any problem, you can just say it!"
"You tell me how to cultivate immortals?"
As soon as he saw that the other party wanted to consult this kind of thing, Dao Xuan Zhenren breathed a sigh of relief. Thinking that this master was definitely not simple, in order to avoid any trouble falling on his head in the future, he immediately decided that he wanted to answer this question sincerely.
"Cultivating immortals, I'm clear about this question, let me explain it to you!"
"If you want to cultivate immortals, first of all, I have to mention to you, what is the cultivation of immortals! Cultivating immortals, the first talent, depends on whether there is a spiritual root in your body. Spiritual roots are divided into five types: gold, wood, water, fire, and earth, and everyone has these five kinds of spiritual roots, but each person's outstanding spiritual roots are different. ”
"After you have a prominent spiritual root, you can choose a cultivation method suitable for your spiritual root according to different spiritual roots, absorb the spiritual energy of heaven and earth for your own use, when the spiritual energy in your body reaches a certain level and can be released freely, we call this stage the qi refining period!"
When Li Huihui saw this, his face suddenly darkened, and he tentatively sent a message and asked.
"After practicing qi, it should be the realm of Zhuji, Jindan, and Yuanying!"
"Eh, looks like you know a lot!"
Do you think Lao Tzu hasn't read Xiuzhen novels? You use this to fool the ghost!
When Li Huihui complained, another message came from the other end.
"Since you understand everything, I won't talk to you about the division of realms in detail, let me share with you my cultivation experience back then!
The content of the news in the future is all Dao Xuan Zhenren's own cultivation experience, and the content can be described as detailed and could not be more detailed, and even what kind of feeling he felt when he cultivated was clearly written.
The reason why he wrote it out so heart-wrenching is to curry favor with Li Huihui, hoping that the other party will look at the face of this favor, and he will not come to find trouble for himself in the future because he cheated him.
However, the more detailed this thing is, the more unreliable it is in Li Huihui's view. I thought that there was definitely a novel next to this thing, and the content was all excerpted from it!
"Idiot!Thinking I'm so easily fooled?Want to trick me and earn merit points from me!!"
He didn't even glance at the message sent by Dao Xuan Zhenren, he directly closed the chat interface, took out his bank card and turned around and left.
"Alas! It's still the master who brushed himself away afterwards and hid his merits and fame deeply~~"
If these words were heard by Dao Xuan Zhenren, he might spit out three liters of old blood.
He is really pitiful, how do he know that Li Huihui has been under the guidance of neurosis, and the cultivation system has long been biased to his grandmother's house, and now he doesn't know that he is patting the horse's legs. Seeing that Li Huihui didn't react, he thought that after the other party listened to his experience, he must have been like a treasure, and he rushed to cultivate.....
In the early morning, when the first rays of sunlight danced on the window edge like a mischievous elf, Li Huihui, who was asleep, was awakened by a rapid knock on the door.
He quickly wiped the corner of his mouth, pressed the 'small tent' on the quilt hard, and jumped up reflexively.
Where is this knocking on the door, but it is like a trumpet for a charge, a drum before the battle......
It only took him ten seconds to complete a series of difficult actions such as dressing, folding quilts, combing hair, etc., and then after squeezing a bright smile into the mirror, he ran over and opened the door gracefully.
Sure enough, the goddess Qingqing was wearing pajamas, standing in front of the door with a sad face, and when she saw Li Huihui, she threw herself into his arms and cried.
"Woo woo, I can't live this day!"
Feeling the gentle touch of jade in his arms, Li Huihui's pores all over his body were refreshed, he gently patted Qingqing's shoulder, and comforted softly: "Good, what's wrong?"
Qingqing buried her head in his chest and choked up, "I, I, I just got up today and wanted to go to the courtyard for a walk, but I didn't expect that as soon as I opened the temple door, I was almost blinded by a burst of flashing lights......"
Li Huihui was stunned, "Did you still hear the sound of clicking?"
Qingqing nodded, "What's more, I still hear some scattered footsteps!"
Li Huihui instantly understood, he rolled his eyes, and ordered: "Good, you go to the bedroom to wash up first, and I will deal with this matter." ”
Qingqing raised her head and asked blankly, "What are you going to do?"
Li Huihui smiled narrowly, "Let's go to the toilet first......"
“......”
As the saying goes, people are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, since "The Legend of the Magic Sword" exploded, Li Huihui and others have become popular, but this kind of fire is not 'the little fire in winter', but a fire that can set the prairie on fire!
Countless reporters, fans, and paparazzi are desperately harassing them, all trying to get information about them as soon as possible.
Poor Li Huihui and others, from now on, their daily lives seem to be being broadcast live, and even when they go to the toilet, there are people 'waiting for the rabbit'......
After a few days, everyone was anxious, and finally decided to avoid the edge for the time being, and each went back to his own house to find his own mother, Li Huihui and Qingqing of course returned to the temple, after all, this is their real home.
Originally, Li Huihui was still snickering for a while, and he could enjoy the rare 'two-person world' with Qingqing, but unexpectedly, these paparazzi had their hands and eyes all over the sky, and they didn't know where to find out the news, but it only took one day to find here.
The 'flash' and 'click' mentioned by Gangqingqing must be the sound of the camera......
"What a ghost!"
Li Huihui, who was in the toilet, cursed fiercely, and then poured all the soaks of 'boy urine' into the potty.
I was dragged by Wang Jun to drink a lot of wine last night and held it all night, so this time the urine has reached a very objective level in terms of 'quality' and 'quantity'......
After finishing his work, he lifted his pants and came directly to the temple gate with a bedpan.
The familiar flashing lights and clicking sound sounded again, and Rao is Li Huihui was mentally prepared, but he was also dizzy.
After getting used to it, he looked around and sneered in his heart.
"Whoever wants to hide it, hide it a little better, do you want to show your buttocks and come out? That who, just your big cake face bigger than a pig's head, think you can block it with a leaf? And that who, who, what does it mean to have a bird's nest on your head......"
Not to mention that these people's tracking skills are first-class, and the hiding skills are really amateurish, but they can't be blamed entirely, who said that this ruined temple is empty for several miles.
The corners of Li Huihui's mouth curved a little, pretending not to be seen, and walked to a short distance from their ambush site as if nothing happened, and directly spilled the 'boy urine' in the bedpan......
Like a goddess scattering flowers, and like a drizzle in spring, it is all poured on them impartially.
There were two unlucky people who were closest to each other, and they were directly drenched, but at this time they showed their patience, and they didn't say a word, they were unmoved, and they kept clicking with the camera intently.
Li Huihui was 'shocked' at that time, and sighed in his heart: "I'll go, the professionalism of these paparazzi is really not ordinarily high, if they are dragged to the battlefield, they must be the elite of the elite!"
I can't afford to mess with it...... Fighting against these 'non-humans' is completely self-defeating.
Li Huihui sighed to himself, and fled back to the temple with a bedpan in a daze.
Qingqing happened to finish freshening up, looked at his embarrassed appearance, and said in surprise: "The matter is solved?"
Li Huihui's old face turned red, and he said embarrassedly: "This matter has to be considered in the long run......
“......”
Now it seems that the door can't get out, let alone his plan to go to the fields with Qingqing, and the two of them can only huddle in the broken temple, just like the prisoners in prison.
Li Huihui looked at the 'iron window' at the entrance of the temple, and shouted in his heart, "Let me out, I want to pretend!" while boringly opening his notebook and flipping through the web page.
Originally, he wanted to see if the 'great god' was online, but he saw that the Internet was full of news about "Magic Sword".
A netizen who did not want to disclose his name posted a post titled: "Heroes with Urine"!
The text is as follows: Shocked! "Magic Sword" director Li Dashi actually sprinkled a whole large basin of 'fairy urine' this morning! And the color is crystal clear, and the strong aroma of wine is overflowing, and the children next door are crying greedily......
According to a colleague who was fortunate enough to be moistened by the 'fairy urine', Li Dashi is definitely not a very human being, and he must be the legendary wine and sword fairy!
This post is too absurd, but it was actually added to the top by the administrator, and what is even more bizarre is that the number of comments from netizens below has also broken the record!
"That's right!
"The wine sword fairy fruit is very human, and there is actually half a basin of urine in a bubble, so I sigh to myself!"
"Wine Sword Immortal Colorful Big Waist, Niu Bi 666!"
"Isn't that the one with the colorful big waist the long-missing Xiu'er? wait for me to peel an apple for Xiu'er with Fang Tian's halberd!"
"Crazy call for the colorful big waist!"
"Ask for a big waist to cultivate Dafa, I'm willing to exchange dozens of gigabytes of otaku hard drives!"
"I don't believe it, unless the wine fairy asks me to give it a try......" (this avatar is a cute little girl)
"Upstairs is rough, men and men are true love, we have to face difficulties (men) and go up. ”
"It's hard (male) to be even more difficult (male)!"
"Uh, it's as hard as climbing to the sky?"
"Nan no Amitabha?"
"Borrow a building, recommend a good book, the name is "Poor Road Spring"!"
"Upstairs is rough, don't want to rub the heat of my colorful big waist......"
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1.2 million floors are omitted below......