Chapter Seventy-Seven: Wang II and Wang III who were sent to the door
Seeing this, Li Huihui was already wet with cold sweat, the imagination of the vast number of netizens is really earth-shattering, and the brain hole can hold the stars of the sea!
But I was dragged by Wang Jun to drink last night, and I drank beer...... Could it be that he has invisibly cultivated the magic technique of turning beer into Moutai?
He took a deep breath, quickly closed the webpage and didn't dare to read it anymore, this Nima didn't want to read it anymore, not to mention that the three views collapsed, it is estimated that he will become a pervert!
Just then, there was a knock on the door.
Li Huihui's surprise was not trivial, "Could it be that these paparazzi can't hold back and want to rush in directly to cut and study my so-called 'Wine Sword Immortal'?"
As he thought so, the knocking outside the door grew more and more rapid......
Li Huihui let out a long sigh, and with the mentality that it was a blessing or a curse, and that it was a disaster that could not be avoided, he walked over and opened the door with full vigilance.
The two people outside the door let him breathe a sigh of relief, fortunately, although it was a little strange, but the people who came here were still acquaintances.
I saw Wang Xue, who had not been seen for a long time, and her second and third uncles rushed in suddenly, and knelt down in front of Li Huihui without saying a word.
"Master, help!"
"Master, quickly collect the supernatural powers!"
Li Huihui was taken aback, looked at it fixedly, and almost couldn't hold back his laughter.
It turns out that these two people don't know what they've been through these days, they look as embarrassed as they are, their good robes are torn into pieces, their bare skin is full of red and bright scratches, and their long gray hair looks like they haven't been washed for a long time, and it's messier than a chicken coop.
At this time, they knelt on the ground, with two bruised panda eyes open, and their faces were full of sadness, as if they had just returned from a desert.
Hearing the sound of clicking outside the door again, Li Huihui quickly closed the door and then helped the two of them up.
After all, in terms of age, they are Li Huihui's predecessors, and aside from others, the identity of Wang Xue's second and third uncles alone is enough for him to show the respect he deserves.
"What's going on, you two, why do you want to make such a big gift?"
Wang Er and Wang San glanced at each other, their old faces flushed, obviously knowing that they were really losing the face of a warrior by doing this, but Mu has a way, life is always more important than dignity, right?
They sat at the table, took the tea handed over by Li Huihui, and took two sips of it.
"The master doesn't know, the two of us are here to take the blame this time!"
Li Huihui looked confused when he heard this, "Bear the guilt of Jing and ask for it!? Haven't you already revealed your holiday with me? Could it be that you still want to teach me again?"
The two of them hurriedly shook their heads when they heard this, and Uncle Wang said in a trembling voice: "The master's miraculous skills are world-famous, where do we dare to make a mistake? This time I came because of other things." ”
At that moment, he concisely recounted the experience of the two of them to Li Huihui, and it was extremely miserable with tears in his eyes.
After hearing this, Li Huihui understood, and couldn't help but sigh: "It's really sad for those who say it, and weep for those who hear it!
Wang Er cried: "Who says it's not? It's not a human life, and the most helpless thing is that we can't figure out what went wrong...... After thinking about it, I came to you!"
Li Huihui was surprised: "You mean, you are suffering this calamity because of me?"
Wang Er sighed and cried with a sad face, "Since the last time we were defeated by the master in the courtyard, everything has not gone well, I thought that it would be fine after a few days of stability, but I didn't expect that all kinds of contradictions emerged one after another, and the twists and turns were so bizarre that they were comparable to detective novels, and finally we became this ghost......
The muscles on his face twitched, and the tragic past seemed to be vivid, "Then we analyzed it and felt that we must have been punished because we offended the master last time and touched the majesty of the temple." ”
Li Huihui was stunned when he heard this, and thought to himself, "Their situation is very similar to the demolition team that came to demolish the temple before, but I really haven't changed their marriage line...... Could it be that the problem is my earth-shattering fist?"
Thinking of this, he had no clue, the two unlucky guys looked at him pitifully and pitifully, and Li Huihui raised his eyebrows.
"Don't worry, wait for Master Ben to untie a little hand......"
After speaking, in the surprised eyes of the two, he ran to the toilet with a cigarette, and quickly took out the booklet and looked through it carefully.
I didn't know if I didn't know and I was startled, but I saw that in the marriage book, the marriage line between Wang Er and Wang San was winding and intricate, like endless mountain peaks, and like the undulating sea......
I'll go, no wonder they are so miserable, this is more exaggerated than Tang Seng's ninety-nine-eighty-one difficulty.
But why exactly is this pinched?
Li Huihui continued to look through the booklet, and sure enough, he found the answer in the martial arts column.
This time, the booklet is very humane and gives a direct explanation: curse! In the experience of people, it is inevitable that personal behavior will hinder others, which will produce cause and effect, and good deeds will produce merit.
When the merit is greater than the cause and effect, the merit will be blessed by merit after reincarnation, and if the cause and effect are greater than the merit, then the reincarnation will be punished by cause and effect, and it can be offset only if the merit is good.
The so-called curse is when the practitioner uses special means to ignore the merits of others and trigger their cause and effect punishment in advance.
However, there are pros and cons to this method, and for cultivators, after eliminating cause and effect through this method, karma can be eliminated and demons can be eliminated, and from then on, merit and body protection will advance by leaps and bounds. For ordinary people, because their life span is short, their lives are often terminated before cause and effect are eliminated.
That's why this method is called a curse, and it is called karma elimination by practitioners.
Curses can be offset by consuming merit points, and if a marriage is cursed, it can be eliminated through the marriage book.
Causal punch, no need for causality, comes with a causal punishment simulation BUFF, and the timeliness will be increased as the caster's cultivation increases.
This is immortality!
Although this explanation is difficult to understand at first glance, Li Huihui is no longer Wuxia Ameng, after thinking about it, he slapped his head and suddenly realized that when he fought with Second Uncle Wang and Third Uncle Wang before, he unexpectedly used the immortal technique - Cause and Effect Fist!
No wonder their later days were so miserable.
It's really unexpected...... Li Huihui inadvertently mastered an immortal technique!
Now he suffers from a particularly weak telekinesis.,It's the limit to be able to cover the fist.,If the telekinesis reaches a certain level in the future.,If you can release it at will without the medium.,That's not the special meow who you want to do?
"Hahahaha!" Li Huihui couldn't help but look up to the sky and laugh, he really has a 'skill in the world, I have it'!
He smiled, and it took a long time before he wiped the corners of his mouth, ran to the bedroom and put on his 'flickering robe', and then came to them slowly.
When Wang Er and Wang San were nervous, they suddenly saw Li Huihui put on a tattered robe, and hurriedly got up to ask for advice.
"Master, we ...... Is there any salvation?"
Li Huihui pretended to sigh, "Your analysis is correct, I just used my mind to communicate with the moon god and his old man, and your disrespect made him very angry! The fairy was angry, alas, you can't say it, you can't say it......
The two of them were taken aback, almost knelt down again, and hurriedly shouted: "The moon god is angry, we are unintentional, I hope you have a lot, give us a chance to be a new man!"
Li Huihui walked over and patted them on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "It's useless to just shout, you have to come up with something practical!"
If you say this, you can still be saved! Second Uncle Wang's eyes lit up, and he pulled Third Uncle Wang and bowed down under Li Huihui's robe.
"Please make it clear to the master, and we will do it!"
Li Huihui hurriedly helped them up, and pouted at the statue of the old moon god, "Incense, bow, donate money according to fate......"
Because these two people are ordinary people who can't see the couplet, the merit value can't be scavenged, but it's still quite good to get some money.
Sure enough, Wang Er and Wang Sanyi heard that it was so simple, and they hurriedly went to burn incense and kowtow with joy, and finally without saying a word, they boldly took out a check and wrote a number of zeros on it, and threw it directly into the 'casual box'.
Li Huihui couldn't stop it in time, and sighed in his heart, "Alas, it's cheap and the old immortal is in autumn......"
After sending off the two of them, Li Huihui took out the marriage book and straightened their twisted marriage line, and then he nodded with satisfaction and sat down in front of the computer again.
I can't imagine that there is an automatic door-to-door transaction without leaving home...... After helping them solve the marriage problem, Li Huihui made a commission from it, and he was so happy that he wanted to fly!
Through this little episode, he summed up two things.
First, the Moon Temple is indeed sacrosanct! As long as anyone dares to touch the majesty of the old man of the Moon God, he will definitely be punished accordingly.
Second, in the past, I used to sit and wait for people to ask for marriage, but now I can take the initiative, and whoever dares to provoke myself again in the future will directly hit a set of 'cause and effect punches', and then sit and wait for them to kneel and beg...... It's relieving and reaping benefits, cool and crooked!
Thinking of this, I have been extremely depressed by the paparazzi for several days, and my mood has improved a lot.
However, as soon as he turned on the computer, he didn't know if it was a ghost or something, knowing that the netizen's 'dog can't spit out ivory', he still opened the webpage again curiously......
Sure enough, the majority of netizens did not disappoint him, and a post about him was pinned.
"The wine sword immortal is really a master among the masters, the two grandmasters of the Wang family knelt down and bowed on the spot, there is a picture and the truth!"
"No wonder the wine sword fairy in the movie is amazing, it turns out that there is really real kung fu!"
"However, the old man has already seen through everything, if you don't believe it, please look at the 187987 floor of the previous post......"
"Please upstairs! The number of likes determines the temperature of his shower!"
"Lao Tzu is going to apprentice now, no one should stop me, I am the only martial arts wizard!"
“......”
290,000 floors are omitted below......
"Alas......"
Li Huihui's long sigh came from the ruined temple, and he couldn't understand the strange brain circuits of these people at all.