Chapter 4 Bad Luck Charms
"Hey, hey, there's a good show!"
"Isn't that Jiangshan, next to him is Wang Jian and his current girlfriend, that is, Jiangshan's ex-girlfriend?"
"yes, it's going to be lively!"
"A green hat, now on Jiang Shan's head, and it also comes with taunts and critical damage status, it's really sad!"
Students from all over the world discussed it, and even if they didn't know what was going on, they all knew the general thing from other people's mouths.
Jiang Shan looked at Wang Jian, and then looked at Yang Shuping, who had only broken up for two days, gritted his teeth and clenched his fists.
Damn, it's too much of a deception!
"Hey, I don't know how I was blind before, a poor boy, I can't even afford a bag, and I still want to be my boyfriend, funny. ”
Yang Shuping said with disdain in a high profile, Wang Jian next to her, with a good family background, is an absolute little rich man, and is a golden turtle in the eyes of many women.
"Haha, that's why you made the right decision!"
Wang Jian laughed, and Yang Shuping, who was holding Wang Jian's arm, drilled into his arms even tighter, and the soft thing made Wang Jian think about it.
Wang Jian, Yang Shuping's ridicule, and the ridicule of classmates from all directions, made Jiangshan almost run away.
"Heh, it's just a broken shoe, and it really has the face to show off here. ”
"And a person who picks up broken shoes, it's like picking up a treasure, I really don't know how thick his skin is!"
Jiang Shan took a deep breath and said with a smile, Wang Jian and Yang Shuping's faces suddenly became gloomy, staring at Jiang Shan with fierce eyes.
"What are you looking at?"
"Am I not right?"
"You are willing to live in a house that has died, I really admire you!"
Jiang Shan immediately said disdainfully, and in an instant, the faces of the people around him changed, and they looked at Yang Shuping with a sneering face, and their eyes were very strange.
"Bastard, what do you say!"
"Wang Jian, don't believe him, I didn't even let him pull his hand, a country hillbilly, how could I let him touch my body!"
Yang Shuping hurriedly sighed, her face was so pale, and Wang Jian on the side also took a deep breath, smiled coldly, and pointed to the country.
"Little bunny, you wait for me, and I'll clean you up sooner or later!"
Jiang Shan snorted coldly, then laughed weirdly, took out the bad luck charm given to him by Shen Gongbao from his pocket, walked to Wang Jian's side, and slapped him on the back.
"What are you doing!"
Wang Jian, who was slapped by Jiang Shan, turned around and roared directly, and the bad luck charm behind him disappeared strangely and entered his body.
Jiang Shan, who saw this scene, immediately smiled, wait!
"It's okay, it's okay!"
As he spoke, Jiang Shan walked directly to the side, far away from Wang Jian, and looked at Wang Jian with a gloomy smile on his face.
Seeing that Jiang Shan retreated directly, everyone dispersed and started to eat again, and Wang Jian and Yang Shuping also made a meal and soup each.
As a result, at the moment when Wang Jian turned around with two portions of piping hot soup, it was a coincidence that at his feet, I don't know when there was an extra piece of watermelon skin.
Slippery!
Wang Jian's whole person flew straight forward, and the two bowls of hot soup in his hands also flew high, and it was a coincidence that a female teacher wearing eyes and a dress in front of him was in front of Wang Jian.
As a result, Wang Jian subconsciously pulled it directly with his hand, and actually tore the female teacher's dress in half from top to bottom.
No way!
All the people were stunned, looking at the strange scene in front of them, and swallowed involuntarily.
"Ahh
The female teacher who was carrying the meal, looking at her body with only underwear left, screamed wildly, turned her head and glared at Wang Jian fiercely, and ran out like crazy.
Poof, at this moment, the two bowls of hot soup that flew high directly smashed on Wang Jian's body, and the hot soup poured him all over.
"It's hot, it's hot!"
Wang Jian, who was lying on the ground, rolled around, and Yang Shuping's face on the side suddenly changed.
"Quick, quick...... Oops!"
Yang Shuping was holding the meal and was about to walk to Wang Jian's side, but the watermelon peel that had just lifted Wang Jian away made trouble again, and directly lifted Yang Shuping again.
Bang dang, bang dang!
The two meals smashed directly on Wang Jian's head, and Wang Jian, who was directly deducted from rice and vegetables, was all over his body, and instantly became a soup chicken.
Stupid, everyone is completely stupid.
"Haha, this bad luck charm is really good!"
And Jiang Shan in the crowd clenched his fists excitedly and muttered, it is worthy of Shen Gong Leopard, it can be called a BUG existence in the entire God Tribulation.
"Hey, hey, don't get up yet!"
Wang Jian, who was lying on the ground, smashed by the food, and was pressed by Yang Shuping, roared frantically, he was about to go crazy, what kind of luck is this!
Yang Shuping got up with a pale face, but at this moment, Wang Jiangang raised his head, and there was a creaking sound above his head.
A ceiling fan hanging on the roof creaked and swayed, and Wang Jian's face suddenly changed.
"Holy!"
Suddenly, Wang Jian roared, and everyone watched the ceiling fan fall down strangely and hit Wang Jian's head hard.
"Holy!"
"No, the mold god possesses!"
"It's over, it's over, Wang Jian is a waste!"
"The female teacher who ran out just now is a well-known tigress, she will never give up with Wang Jianshan!"
For a while, the students in the entire cafeteria were embarrassed and discussed.
Wang Jian definitely offended the broom star, otherwise how could he be so unlucky, and a series of blows?
How did they know that the culprit of all this was sitting in the crowd, enjoying what was happening in front of them.
"It's better not to mess with me, otherwise, next time it won't be so simple!"
Jiang Shan smiled coldly and muttered, he finally found that he, who had become an immortal official, had instantly escaped from the realm of mortals and could control many things that he had never dared to think of before.
Although he doesn't have any supernatural powers yet, he is an immortal official in charge of the Heavenly Gate, and this is a fattening position!
A bold idea quickly diffused from Jiang Shan's mind.
That night, Jiang Shan was bored reading books in the dormitory, and the other roommates in the dormitory were either playing with the computer or swiping their mobile phones.
In short, it was very quiet, but at this moment, suddenly a little fat man with glasses ran directly into the dormitory, his face full of shock.
"Jiangshan!"
"You're famous, you're famous!"
The little fat man is Jiangshan's roommate, and he has a very second name, named Wang Dagang, and he has a good relationship with Jiangshan.
Famous?
Jiang Shan's forehead wrinkled, what kind of name can he make.
Suddenly, Jiang Shan's face suddenly changed, and he thought of a terrible thing.