Chapter 3: The Best Encounter
Shen Gongbao is pitting himself!
This elixir is poisonous!
This was Jiang Shan's first reaction, and then Jiang Shan picked up the paper and ran towards the toilet, his stomach hurt, and he changed his posture when he ran.
As a result, the toilet in the dormitory was broken, the door was closed, and Jiang Shan gritted his teeth and ran frantically towards the teaching building.
As soon as he ran to the toilet, Jiang Shan squatted down directly, and then there was a loud bang, and a puff of white smoke slowly floated up under Jiang Shan's buttocks.
Boom!
The whole toilet seemed to shake, and Jiang Shan's eyes widened, seeing that the pool below him had been collapsed by himself.
"Holy!"
Jiang Shan's face turned pale, and then a foul smell came, his eyelids turned white, and he almost fainted.
However, with the collapse of the country, he felt much more comfortable, his stomach no longer hurt, and his whole body was very comfortable, as if he was about to fly.
"It seems that I have discharged a stream of waste gas from my body, and I even suspect that Shen Gongbao has done a black hand on me, because I am careful and think too much. ”
Jiang Shan shook his head and smiled bitterly, Shen Gongbao, that is a dignified immortal, if you want to clean yourself up, you still use black hands?
"I actually became the immortal official in charge of the Heavenly Gate?"
Squatting in the toilet, Jiang Shan still couldn't believe what happened today, and then thought of the conversation last night, which made him sigh.
Wang Shanhu, did he really resign from his position and go to find his love?
What a man!
At this time, a girl tiptoed into the men's toilet, wearing a long yellow dress, revealing her long legs that made her heart tremble, glowing with a charming luster.
The long black hair of the shawl sets off a flawless demon fox face even more charming and charming.
Her name is Ye Chengcheng, one of the top ten school flowers of Beihai University, and her stomach suddenly hurt, so she hurriedly ran to the women's toilet, but the women's toilet was closed because of maintenance.
Thinking about Sunday, there was no one at the school at all, and she really couldn't help it, so she ran to the men's toilet, thinking that it would be convenient to hurry.
As a result, this Ye Chengcheng just found a place and squatted down, closed the door, and went straight to the ground.
"Hey, I'll go!"
"Brother, you stink, how many soybeans have you eaten!"
Jiang Shan, who happened to be next to Ye Chengcheng, immediately covered his nose and said in disgust, but he forgot that his white eyes were still floating on it.
Two exhaust gases, disturbing the whole toilet is a miasma.
"You have to take care of it!"
Ye Tingcheng's face suddenly turned red, thinking that this was the men's toilet, so he pinched his nose and roared, his face was about to drip blood.
Don't be discovered, or you'll be a celebrity!
Thinking of this, Ye Tingcheng hurriedly closed her mouth, afraid that Jiang Shan would find out that her voice was wrong.
"Huh. ”
"It's quite personal. ”
As he spoke, Jiang Shan got up and came to the door of Ye Tingcheng's toilet, and suddenly pulled it, and opened the door with a broken handle directly.
"I'd like to see which god has such a temper...... Holy!"
The moment the door was opened, Jiang Shan's eyes suddenly straightened.
It's not a man, it's a woman!
"Ye Chengcheng!"
"Jiangshan!"
The two of them screamed at the same time, completely dumbfounded.
"Quick, close the door!"
Ye Chengcheng is about to go crazy, what kind of person is this, how can he open someone's toilet door for no reason, and is there any quality!
"It's embarrassing, it's embarrassing!"
Jiang Shan closed the door directly, patted his chest and said, Ye Chengcheng, that is one of the top ten school flowers of their Beihai University, and even the top of the list!
Oh my God, the school girl actually went into the men's bathroom?
This is definitely exciting news!
"Bastard, I'll let you out and close the door!"
Ye Tingcheng, who was squatting on the top of the pit, looked at Jiang Shan leaning on the door of the toilet like crazy, and almost ran away, this bastard actually went into the toilet and closed the door?
Can't hear clearly?
Jiang Shan subconsciously lowered his head and instantly saw a piece of snow white.
"It's so white!"
Jiang Shan swallowed his saliva, and Ye Chengcheng screamed, grabbed the paper in his hand, and smashed it directly towards Jiang Shan.
A few seconds later, Jiang Shan went out in embarrassment, his heart pounding.
"Hey, don't go!"
Just when Jiang Shan was about to flee the scene, he was suddenly stopped by Ye Tingcheng, which made Jiang Shan suddenly stunned.
What does it mean to take revenge on yourself?
"I'm out of paper, send me some paper!"
Ye Qingcheng gritted his teeth and roared, all his papers were smashed out, making her almost crazy, what happened to this!
Jiang Shan was stunned, then ran out, and a few minutes later, sent Ye Tingcheng over.
Ye Tingcheng, who came out of the toilet, looked at Jiang Shan with a blushing face, and Cuizhi nodded at him fiercely: "Don't tell anyone about this matter!"
Jiang Shan nodded very cooperatively, if this is spread out, then Ye Chengcheng's reputation will be completely ruined!
"Jiangshan?"
"Ye Chengcheng!"
Suddenly, with a shocking shout, Ye Tingcheng and Jiang Shan involuntarily turned around and saw an uncle sweeping the toilet holding a broom and looking at the two of them blankly.
Damn,!
Ye Tingcheng was about to go crazy, he turned around and ran, and Jiang Shan also turned around and ran, leaving a sweeping uncle who seemed to understand and looked at the background of the two of them blankly.
In the dormitory, Jiang Shan sat on the bed, almost sluggish.
I actually had such an encounter with the school flower of my school, or was it in the toilet?
It's so special, isn't it?
Immediately, Jiang Shan shook his head, the gap between him and the school flower is too big, the two of them are not in the same world at all, it is useless to think so much.
"What happened today is so terrifying!"
Jiang Shan took a deep breath and shook his head, feeling that his head was about to be unable to fit.
became the immortal official in charge of the Heavenly Gate, and had a strange encounter with the school flower?
Well, not only is the worldview collapsed, but it is also messy.
On Monday, which was also the next day, Jiang Shan got up early, washed up and walked towards the teacher with his roommates.
The whole morning of class allowed Jiangshan to spend in the process of sleeping but not sleeping.
This guy who carries all the hopes in the village, in college, is almost a bastard waste, as long as he can not fail the course, there are no other requirements.
At noon, the other students all went to eat outside the school or in the cafeteria together, but Jiang Shan was alone, walking towards the cafeteria in a daze.
In the lively canteen, Jiang Shan was queuing, and suddenly a man and a woman happened to walk to Jiang Shan's side.
"Oops, hey!"
"Isn't this the country!"
"I said Shuping, did you hurt people too hard, why do you feel that he is getting more and more wasteful?"
A guy with a famous brand hugged a good-looking woman and said sarcastically to Jiang Shan, weird.
This man and woman are none other than Jiang Shan's ex-girlfriend Yang Shuping, and as for the man, his name is Wang Jian, and his family conditions are quite superior.
Wang Jian's ridicule instantly attracted the attention of students from all directions.