Chapter 184: It's All Geniuses
TBBT Apartments.
Room 4B.
"Whew~"
Leonard picked up the asthma inhaler on the bedside table, took a few deep breaths, and looked at Penny next to him with some expectation and apprehension: "How was it just now?"
"Not bad!"
The female man Penny looked at the dwarf who was doing his best because of his efforts, tilted his head and thought about it, the previous embarrassment and dissatisfaction disappeared, and finally showed a smile, and said with some surprise: "Progress is fast, you are really a genius." β
"Not really. β
The curvature of the corners of Leonard's mouth couldn't fall, and he said modestly: "I listened to Owen's advice and learned ...... on the Internet."
"Wait. β
When Penny heard the word Owen, her heart was hot, and she was about to pull Leonard to explore it again, when she suddenly thought of something, and her face turned cold: "They?!Who else besides Owen?!"
"Ho, Howard. β
Leonard replied weakly.
β**οΌβ
Petunia flashed Howard's extremely obscene face in her mind, she trembled, cursed, moved her body, moved away from Leonard, and said with a cold face: "What advice did he say?"
"It's not a suggestion either. β
Leonard was not stupid, he couldn't see what Penny meant, and hurriedly explained: "It was Owen's suggestion, and then Howard improved some of it, in fact, it has nothing to do with Howard, they just asked me to refer to some Rejing's techniques, really only this one!"
Hearing this, Penny's face looked a little better.
"You're not angry, are you?"
Leonard probed.
"Uh-huh. β
Penny was noncommittal.
β......β
Leonard opened his mouth, but he didn't dare to add fuel to the fire, and said in his heart: "Whatever, if I play with Penny for Howard's agreement, then I am a 'genius'!"
Next.
California Polytechnic University.
Faculty cafeteria.
"So, did you talk to Penny?"
Howard yelled and asked, "Where's my hot, long-legged girlfriend?"
"Nope. β
Leonard looked up at Howard and replied weakly.
"Why?"
Howard shouted.
"Because I'm busy, I haven't had time to say it yet. β
Leonard found all sorts of reasons: "Because I don't know how to talk to her, and most importantly, I don't want to mention it at all!"
"A promise is a promise!"
Howard yelled, "You have to ask Penny to find me a girlfriend!"
"What shall I say?"
Leonard had a headache and said, "Penny, do you have any friends you want to break up?"
"This can be had!"
Owen quipped: "Actually, with Penny's personality and her identity as a woman, there really aren't too many friends like this." β
"Really?"
Leonard said thoughtfully.
"Comeon!
Howard shouted dissatisfiedly, "I'm so smart......"
"Hah!"
Sheldon came out with a single tone, and he completed the daily knife.
"I have a good job. β
Howard glared at Sheldon and continued, "And my body fat percentage is only 3%!"
"It's true. β
Rajesh quipped: "I've seen it on the beach, and when he takes off his clothes, he looks like a humanoid chicken wing." β
"Okay. β
Leonard couldn't shirk it, so he had no choice but to respond, and began to think about the most suitable time to mention it to Penny.
TBBT Apartments.
Room 4B.
"Wow!"
Penny sighed, "You're such a genius!"
"Thank you. β
Leonard smiled at the corners of his mouth.
"You're welcome. β
Penny patted Leonard and proposed, "Honey, you don't have to say thank you to me every time you applaud your love!"
"Habit, habit. β
Leonard smiled wryly, skimmed the bedside table out of the corner of his eye, and said secretly: "It seems that the thank you letter is also going to be put away, and Penny doesn't seem to like me like this." β
There was a moment of silence in the bedroom.
Leonard hesitated, "Penny, have you made an appointment with anyone?"
Seeing Penny nodding, Leonard hesitated again and again, but still spoke: "Listen, I had an agreement with Howard that involved you~"
Before the words fell, Penny moved again, away from him, with a cold face, and said word by word: "I don't know what you're going to say, but Leonard, remember, be careful, maybe this will be our last conversation!"
"Not what you think. β
Leonard panicked and quickly explained: "The deal is that if any of us has a girlfriend, we have to ask the other party's girlfriend to introduce a girlfriend to the other party. β
"Do you think it's appropriate to say this after applauding love?"
Penny didn't have a good air.
"Well. β
Leonard slurred, "I don't know, but I'm pretty sure this kind of thing is not suitable to say before applauding love~"
"You're a genius!"
Penny scoffed, "I guess you've been delaying this for a long time, right?"
"You're so smart!"
Leonard genuinely complimented.
Penny glanced at Leonard, who was smiling, and couldn't help rolling her eyes, this kind of dangerous thing of playing after talking and returning to a single dog, fools know that they can drag it out.
"I would never introduce my friends to Vorowits. β
Penny shook her head.
"You don't have to be a good friend, you can break up if you have a bad relationship~"
Leonard thought of Owen's teasing and weakly proposed.
"I don't have that kind of friend!"
Penny said arrogantly: "I'm so popular, my friends like me very much." β
"Yes, yes. β
No matter how stupid Leonard is, he knows how to nod and agree: "But Howard is still a good person in his heart......"
"The problem is not within him!"
Penny complained: "His creepy and obscene appearance, a few people can stand it!"
"Please. β
Leonard begged, "Think about it, just do me a favor!"
"Can't you just let Owen introduce Howard?"
Penny said angrily: "He's so romantic, he should know far more women than me!"
βcomeonοΌβ
Leonard spread his hands and said: "You know what kind of women are around Owen, and Howard is not Iron Man, where does he have any chance!"
β......β
Penny was stunned, feeling a little unhappy inexplicably, Owen was surrounded by superb beauties, and she couldn't even make up for it if she wanted to, let alone the obscene and terrifying Howard.
"Please!"
"Okay. β
Petunia finally agreed.
For the spare tire licking dog who has been a spare tire for more than two years, she still has to give some face to her boyfriend, and she muttered in her heart: "Just to introduce, with Howard's obscene appearance, ninety percent of them will die of seeing the light...... Even if Howard understands the disguise, he will definitely not be able to survive the second date, and he will definitely be exposed in his true form......"
Thinking of this, Penny's face looked much better, and she imagined: "Even if you survive the second date, when it comes to the third date, with Howard's small body, it will definitely not work...... Even if I underestimated him, his mother's level would definitely scare off my friend 100%.
Well, that's it!"8)