Chapter 183: Fully Functional Dwarf

Texas.

Cooper's house.

Ding dong!

"Owen, Leonard!"

Sheldon's mother, Mary Cooper, opened the door, her eyes lit up, and she greeted warmly.

"Mrs. Cooper!×3!"

The four Owen greeted each other three times.

"Come on in!"

Mary Cooper stepped aside and smiled.

She was clear about the intentions of Owen and the others, because she called them over!

"Pull (mispronunciation) right, still can't talk to women?"

Mary Cooper patted Rajesh and began her racist speech again: "Did you know that we have a pastor in our church who will be happy to help you get rid of this evil disease you got in the Third World that I don't know what to call it!"

Owen frowned, then relented.

Texas is the birthplace of the American cowboy, and its people are particularly xenophobic, and there is more or less racial discrimination for both men and women.

Owen had been here for a few years and had known this for a long time, as Mary Cooper, for example, had mocked the other side for being small-eyed.

"It seems that I've been acting as Missy's big brother all those years, and I'm still right~"

Owen thought to himself, and the slightest guilt he had felt about Mary Cooper vanished.

"Shelly, your friends have arrived!"

Mary Cooper shouted.

"What are you doing here?"

Sheldon walked out and asked unpleasantly.

"I'm sorry, Sheldon, we did it wrong. ”

Seeing that Owen and the three of them were looking at him, Leonard tilted his head, and stepped forward helplessly: "Come back with us!"

"No!"

Sheldon said angrily: "I will never go back, because of you, I have become the laughing stock of everyone, my career has suffered an unprecedented setback, I can only stay in Texas in the future, to explain to this group of superstitious believers what science and truth are......"

"Watch your words!"

Mary Cooper's face turned cold, and she exclaimed, "Faith is not superstition, and science is only a faith. ”

"Science is not faith!"

Sheldon exclaimed, "Science is truth, it is fact!"

"That's your personal opinion!"

Mary Cooper said coldly.

Sheldon and Mary Cooper glared at each other, neither of them would compromise, and after a while, Sheldon turned his head and said, "I forgive you, let's go!"

Rather than staying in Texas and being 'tortured' by his mother, a devout believer, he would rather go back and accept the ridicule of his colleagues, at least everyone believes that science is the only truth!

"Wow~"

Howard whispered, "It seems that we are not the only ones who will bear Sheldon's 'Doctrine of Truth'!"

"It's the second strike!"

Sheldon glared at Howard with puffed eyes.

“damn!”

Howard's face changed, and he regretted it: "Damn Vulcan hearing!"

Thinking that Sanzhen was going to receive Sheldon's education, Howard complained: "Why don't we go back, Sheldon likes to stay in his hometown, so let him stay in his hometown." ”

"Gone!"

Owen beckoned, "Goodbye, Mrs. Cooper!"

A few days later.

TBBT apartment downstairs.

Stewart's comic shop.

"Hey, guys!"

"Leonard, what are you doing here?"

The four of them were reading the comics, and when they saw Leonard push the door in, Rajesh was puzzled.

"What's wrong?"

Leonard was surprised, "Isn't tonight comic book night?"

"yes. ”

Howard answered, and said with a lewd smile: "But since you and Penny applauded for love, we think tonight should be a pop night." ”

“......”

Leonard rolled his eyes and complained, "Life isn't just about applauding love!"

"We know, but we highly recommend that you applaud love day and night. ”

Rajesh smiled: "Because when Penny dumps you, you will have to return to being single all year round, and it is not impossible to even be lonely for a lifetime!"

"Penny won't dump me~"

Leonard argued, and then asked rhetorically, "Why did Penny dump me?"

"Too short, too short, too short!"

Howard frowned and said, "Compared to Penny's previous boyfriends, what do you think you are good at?"

Leonard thought and thought, and was dismayed to find that he really didn't seem to have any strengths.

"Does anyone agree that Penny will dump Leonard in a month?"

Howard said sarcastically.

"Agreed!"

"Agreed!"

"Disagree!"

Both Sheldon and Rajesh raised their hands to second, and Owen's disagreement gave a glimmer of hope in Leonard's eyes again.

"Owen?"

"Don't be discouraged. ”

Owen patted Leonard on the shoulder and comforted, "Remember what I told you before? You have a special fate with Penny, no matter how many boyfriends she has, as long as you have a heart, she will eventually return to your arms." ”

"Really?"

Leonard felt that Owen's words sounded strange, but his attention was drawn to Owen's words, 'He can finally get Penny,' and said excitedly.

"Really!"

The corners of Owen's mouth curled: "Don't care if you're short, no matter how short you are, you're also a fully functional dwarf, you have time to surf the Internet more, study the boutique episodes of Fernande Valley, believe me, you can!"

"I prefer Rekyo, Domoto, 8 gold, Pirates of the Caribbean, layman......"

Howard's spirit was shocked, and a series of professional words blurted out, seeing that everyone's eyes were over, he shrugged his shoulders and said: "You know, these brands are more technical and more in line with our physical conditions~"

"That's right!"

Owen looked at Leonard and Howard's short stature, and agreed: "It's me who thought wrong, Leonard, listen to Howard, he still has a lot of theoretical knowledge." ”

Leonard gave Howard a disgusted look.

"Wait. ”

Howard was very upset by Leonard's disgusted eyes, and suddenly thought of something, and shouted, "Leonard, remember our agreement, when you have a girlfriend, you must ask your girlfriend to introduce me to a girlfriend." ”

"There's no such thing. ”

Leonard's face froze, and he lowered his head in denial.

"Yes!"

Sheldon's daily stab: "September 13, 2005, Los Angeles, Science Center, you and Howard had this agreement!"

"Thank you for reminding me!"

Leonard was defeated by Sheldon's high-definition image memory, and caught a glimpse of Howard rubbing his hands with a lewd look on his face, and said sarcastically unhappily.

"You're welcome. ”

Sheldon smiled cutely, completely unable to accept Leonard's sarcasm, leaving Leonard with nothing to think of.

"Why don't I know?"

Rajesh complained, "I also want Penny to introduce me to a girlfriend." ”

"Because you have a bad bladder. ”

Sheldon said seriously: "Every time something happens, you can't stop peeing." ”

“......”

Rajesh was speechless.

The dignified Indian Iron Man is a complete joke in the United States, not only does he dare not talk to women, he is often scared to pee, and he is not clear with the male dog Xiao Guizi, but he is also afraid of being expelled, and he mocks his own country vigorously, and the malice of the United States is really full......