Chapter 77: Crossing into a man's fellow countryman
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The strange eyes of the people around him began to look.
"What's going on over there?" It's not a big deal.
"I don't know, looking at the old man's appearance, I should be able to be the woman's father-in-law." Well, it does look like it.
"What, father-in-law and daughter-in-law?" Rumors, rumors!
"It's so fresh! The young daughter-in-law and her father-in-law are pulling and pulling on the street! "Someone began to analyze and ridicule.
"That's it, it's all about etiquette!" There are still people who agree.
Yu Mengmeng heard a sweat, who is the father-in-law and who is the little daughter-in-law!
But this "father-in-law" obviously didn't hear the discussion of the people around him, or in his eyes, it was much more important to explain that he was not GAY than to be talked about.
"Lao Tzu, no, I'll tell you, old lady! I was ...... before I came here."
Seeing that the more he talked, the more angry he became, and with grievances, Yu Mengmeng was afraid that he would accidentally say something more terrifying, so he covered his mouth with one hand and pulled him out of the crowd and came to a secluded place at the bottom of the bridge. Then he let go of his hand and said, "Hey, old man, now you can say whatever you want." ”
After hearing her words, especially the word "old man", the storyteller looked at her with tears in his eyes, his eyes were clear, there seemed to be infinite grievances and grievances in them, and he closed a pair of thin lips tightly. This is clearly the appearance of a thousand words choked in the throat, and I can't vomit!
Yu Mengmeng was embarrassed, thinking that his actions had abruptly abrupt him. Although it is also crossed, it may have been assimilated after living in ancient times for a long time......
"Do you know I wasn't like this before?" It took a long time for the storyteller to say such a sentence.
Yu Mengmeng nodded, "Of course I know, I wasn't like this before I crossed over. ”
"Neither nor not!" The old gentleman who told the story was full of resentment, "I used to be a small white-collar worker in a company, who knew that after entering the café, I actually encountered a robbery scene that has not been encountered in 10,000 years." When the thug lit the gun, I fled outside, only to be hit by the rabbit and hit the floor-to-ceiling window, smashing the front glass down on me. I fainted, woke up and crossed. ”
So, he, no, it's her, it's not right, it's him now. So this is a woman's soul crossing into a man. No wonder when she said that the other party was GAY just now, the other party reacted so much.
"It doesn't matter!" The storyteller looked at Yu Mengmeng through gritted teeth.
It doesn't matter, it's all women wearing men! But seeing the other party's extremely unstable mood at the moment, Yu Mengmeng was embarrassed to make up for it again, and silently waited for the other party to continue.
"Wear it, I don't mind dressing as a man." Uh, girl, no, sir, you have a big heart.
"Anyway, I used to dream of crossing over!" It's fine, who hasn't had a daydreaming time. However, this is a dream come true, and it is a good thing!
"It's okay to cross into a man, he's still a bad old man! It's okay...... "It's okay!" Yes, you really can, the one who has become a big thing!
“…… The key is that the last time Lao Tzu visited the Qinglou, he found that this product could not be used! "In other words, there is no such thing as ****. Indeed, for normal humans, this is indeed depressing enough.
"That's it! The point is...... "That's it????
Yu Mengmeng had to look at the old man in front of him, and felt that this person was really tolerant and receptive!
“…… The point is, it doesn't work even if you use medicine! "This ...... Forgive the old man, no, Miss Ben, no, this monster has no ...... Wait, Yu Mengmeng forgot, she's not human! Maybe she can help him, maybe he! Go back and ask Bai Hua and Qianrongbei!
Hearing this, she bowed deeply for this fellow countryman, and looked at him crying: "You are really too strong...... Woooooooo ”
This fellow villager saw her crying, but he was a little helpless, he had been a man for a long time, and he really felt a little pity in his heart. Stretched out his hand to stop her and patted her on the shoulder: "It's okay, the old man doesn't care about those things, it's a big deal to be reincarnated in a few decades, and Lao Tzu is a good man." ”
This is a powerful statement, but there is also something sad about it.
Yu Mengmeng whimpered and took out one of the hands he was touching on his chest, sobbing and said, "...... Well, it's okay, I'm actually quite miserable, let's find a place to drink a pot? ”
The storyteller looked at his hand, recalled the warm and soft touch in his hand just now, and said, "Okay." My name is Xu Bing'er, of course, this is the name of the previous life, you can call me Xu Bing in this life. ”
"Hmm. My name is Yu Mengmeng, and I have been the same in my previous life and this life. Yu Mengmeng wiped the tears from his face and said, "But I have to go to the teahouse before to get my ...... Well, the handmaid and the guards are settled. ”
Xu Bing raised his eyebrows and looked at her, and kept poking her chest with his elbow, "Yo, I can't see that you are so good!" There are also guards and maidservants, can you cross over and become a princess? ”
"No, no." Yu Mengmeng was embarrassed, in fact, it was similar, but she was afraid that she would tell her identity as a demon directly on the street, which would scare him into something.
Without waiting for Yu Mengmeng to finish speaking, Xu Bing reacted first, stroked his beard and said: "The princesses who married in this dynasty have all gone to foreign countries, and I haven't heard that any princesses have returned!" You're definitely not a princess anymore, look at this outfit and you've been married. ”
Yu Mengmeng nodded, "I got married as soon as I crossed over, I don't have a choice!" ”
"Yo, it's still a wife!" Xu Bing said in a strange voice. It's strange to say, since he confessed his identity, Yu Mengmeng felt like he could see a delicate girl through her. But since he is a fellow villager, the knife on his mouth is still supplemented: "Don't worry, a man who doesn't have that ability is still an old man, and my husband must be relieved when he sees it." ”
Xu Bing really clutched his chest and said bitterly: "I didn't expect you to be such a bad person who exposes people's scars regardless of the occasion!" If you continue like this, you'll lose someone's money! ”
Yu Mengmeng looked at a man with a drooping beard and a wrinkled face coquettish with him, and he was still suddenly disgusted in his heart, and secretly paid attention to it, and must ask Bai Hua if there was a way to rejuvenate this person.
"I remind you, don't call me little Mengmeng, maybe you're not as old as me!" Yu Mengmeng said while dodging an old man who was trying to lean on himself.
"I've crossed the top twenty, and there are at least fifty when I crossed over, tell me who looks big between the two of us! Just like you," Xu Bing looked Yu Mengmeng up and down, and said in his heart; This girl really has good breasts! Then he continued, "With the way you look, no matter how you look at it, my granddaughter is believed by anyone!" ”
"Hmph, I'm afraid I'll scare you to death if I tell my actual age!" Yu Mengmeng mysteriously leaned into Xu Bing's ear and said.
"How big can it be?" Xu Bing looked at her disdainfully, "As a new human in the twenty-first century, and a student studying abroad, I still studied molecular biology in college, do you think Miss Ben will be afraid of you!?" ”
Yu Mengmeng still shook his head, and made up his mind not to tell him now: "I'll tell you when I find a good place, otherwise you faint outside, and I won't be able to get you away." ”
In this way, Xu Bing quit! He stroked his beard and shook his sleeves and said, "Let's go, find a place!" If you are really scared and stunned, Miss Ben will treat you as a cow and a horse! ”
Yu Mengmeng's eyes lit up and he smiled: "This is what you said!" ”