Chapter 76: You're GAY
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In the afternoon, Bai Hua said that he wanted to play chess with Jun Fufeng in the Wushuang Building. Yu Mengmeng rarely came to the world to come out for a walk, so he naturally didn't want to accompany them to be bored in the house. Besides, she keenly smelled the smell of "base feelings" in Bai Hua and Jun Fufeng. It's not easy for people to meet, and it doesn't seem good for her, a third party, to disturb others. So he took Qianrong and Ling'er to walk around the street.
Jun Fufeng thought of Yu Mengmeng's eyes looking at him, thought about it again, and finally asked: "Demon King, don't you think the queen looks at the two of us strangely?" It's like, it's like......" He searched his mind for words, which seemed close but not yet unspeakable.
The chess pieces in Bai Hua's hand landed firmly on the chessboard, and said lightly: "She thinks you are my lover." β
Jun Fufeng smashed the chess pieces in his hand on the chessboard with a "clang", and the tea cup in his hand was not stable, and he didn't care about the splashed water after shaking it a few times. Asked incredulously, "What did you say, Demon Lord?" "He may or may not have heard it wrong, after all, he lost half of his spiritual power a few days ago.
"The queen thinks that you and I are in love." Bai Hua saw that he was a little frightened, and smiled extremely contemptuously and changed his sentence to repeat the meaning of the words just now.
Jun Fufeng picked up the chess pieces that had just fallen with a little headache, restored the chess game that had been messed up by himself, and couldn't cry or laugh: "That queen is really wrong." β
He said, why did he look at himself so strangely when he came in. I knew I wouldn't have dressed so casually in front of her.
Yu Mengmeng and the three of them were strolling around the street, and after a while, they were carrying a lot of food and toys in their hands. If it's too heavy, he stuffs all the items in his hand into Qianrong's hand. Qian Rong took it with a relaxed face, and stuffed all the items in his hand into the space ring with the person on his back.
Just kidding, if you don't prepare for shopping with a woman, I'll be waiting to tire you out. In the past, Wucai also dragged herself out to go shopping, and she was ready to come a few more times. Besides, he has a romantic nature, and he has provoked countless women, and there are hundreds of times when he goes shopping. For this time on the street, he can be said to be prepared.
Ling'er is also a woman, don't look at her usual stay, but she is not slow at all in shopping, and she is on the same level as Yu Mengmeng. Seeing that Qianrong shook his head, while shaking his head, he had to pay behind the butts of the two women.
When he arrived at a teahouse, the sound of storytelling came from inside, and Yu Mengmeng pulled Ling'er and ran in. I picked a secluded place to sit down, and then Xiao Er, who had this white sweat towel around his neck, came over and asked, "A few guest officers, what do you want to go on?" β
Yu Mengmeng didn't know what to do, so he asked Ling'er, Ling'er also shook his head, and Qianrong said calmly: "Have a pot of good Longjing, and then pick up a few more delicate dim sum." β
"Okay! Wait, officer! The little two turned away quickly, and after a while came up with the tea, laid it out the same, and then poured the tea for them. Yu Mengmeng took the opportunity to ask: "What is this storyteller talking about?" β
Xiao Er smiled heartily and replied, "This is the story of Princess Xinyuan and the concubine Fu Rushu. β
"Oh, but the princess who married today?"
"Isn't it! This horse is the prime minister's eldest son, the champion three years ago, and now the official worships the second grade, and the character can be regarded as the best. Three years ago, the palace test was favored by our emperor at a glance, so he chose a horse for the princess, but the princess was arrogant and didn't like the eldest son, so she dragged it out until this age to complete the marriage. There are a lot of twists and turns in the middle, but it's basically a story of a talented and beautiful woman. This storyteller is talking at this time is a year ago in front of the royal hunt, the princess went deep into the forest and shot a deer, who knew that there was a poisonous snake behind, it was the eldest prince who saw it and saved the princess, for which he was also poisoned, and he was in a coma for three days and three nights before waking up......"
"Then the princess was moved, and in order to thank the eldest prince for saving his life, she promised herself?" Yu Mengmeng continued.
The little two gave a thumbs up, "Isn't it!" Now this gentleman is talking about the same passage back then! β
Yu Mengmeng listened carefully, and sure enough, he was talking about the eldest prince's courage to save the princess. As Xiao Er said, isn't it a story of a hero saving a beauty.
Although the story is clichΓ©d, the storyteller's skills are not weak, and he speaks with emotion, as if one person plays several corners, as if he can see all kinds of characters moving in front of him. The audience under the stands was fascinated and followed the feelings of Mr. Storyteller.
"If you want to know what will happen next, and listen to the next breakdown!" As soon as the storyteller filmed the case, the story came to an end.
"Wonderful!" Yu Mengmeng clapped his hands and said, "This old gentleman has a high level, and I don't know if I can cooperate with him in the future and write a martial arts, such as "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" and "Seven Swords Under the Heavenly Mountain" or something." β
When Mr. walked past Yu Mengmeng, he suddenly looked at her, with a deep meaning in his eyes, but walked out without saying a word.
Yu Mengmeng looked at the back of the gentleman, said, "You guys are waiting here now", and then chased out. As if he was deliberately avoiding her, the gentleman walked very fast. Yu Mengmeng chased two streets, and only grabbed the gentleman in front of a bridge, and asked breathlessly, "Why are you avoiding me?" β
The gentleman was already old, and he was chased by Yu Mengmeng like this, and his physical strength was more than hers, so he bent over and waved his hand at this time, "You let the old man take a breath first." β
"Good!" Yu Mengmeng let go of him, but asked a little anxiously: "The look in your eyes when you were in the teahouse just now was very wrong, let's say, what did you see from me?" β
The old gentleman replied intermittently: "Do you want to chase Lao Tzu so desperately, do you know how to respect the old and love the young?" β
How does this sound so modern? Yu Mengmeng looked at him suspiciously, and said: "Fahai, you don't understand love?" β
ββ¦β¦ Vulgar. The old gentleman was silent, but then he still said very cooperatively: "Do you remember the summer rain lotus on the shore of Daming Lake?" β
"Little Swallow, it's actually you!" Yu Mengmeng said in ecstasy, and even his hands trembled, "Compatriots! β
The old gentleman was no longer reserved, and hugged Yu Mengmeng with open arms, "...... I'm glad I found you, but the copyright of the two books you just mentioned is mine. And I've already said it. β
Yu Mengmeng let go of him and said with a disdainful face: "I said, how can you tell that I am wearing it, it turns out that the sentence is exposed!" β
"Nonsense, or else? I'm an ordinary person, I really think I'm the kind of god stick! The storyteller said unkindly, rolling his eyes as if they were about to fall out of their sockets.
"When did you wear it?" Yu Mengmeng straightened his face and felt that he needed to get acquainted with this fellow cross-fallen person.
"It's like yesterday." Speaking of this, there was still a hint of sadness and loneliness on the storyteller's face, "It was a rainy autumn, but the wind was not so lingering, I came out of the library, and was about to go to a late appointment, and then a speeding car ......"
"Knocked you to death?" Yu Mengmeng interjected and asked.
The storyteller glanced at her, "Don't you listen to me?" β
"No, no, no. Hehe. Yu Mengmeng waved his hand awkwardly and smiled, "You go on." β
The storyteller glanced at her and continued: "It's too late, then it's too fast, I walked over with the car, and safely arrived at the opposite one, and my boyfriend was waiting for me in the Maple Leaf Cafe opposite......"
"Your boyfriend?" Yu Mengmeng covered her mouth in shock, "You're actually a GAY?"
I really can't see it, it's all because of the poison of those beautiful and beautiful anime, which makes her Yu Mengmeng think that GAY are all young, handsome and beautiful men, for example, like Bai Hua, Xiao Li, Qianrong and Jun Fufeng, I really didn't expect that the sloppy and unattractive fifty-year-old man in front of me was actually too!?
It must be said that this refreshed a certain cognition of Yu Mengmeng.
"You are GAY, your whole family is GAY!!" The storyteller looked annoyed and refuted loudly, and his actions looked suddenly girly in Yu Mengmeng's eyes, and he didn't know if it was her psychological effect.