I sneaked into the bureau, thinking that while no one was looking, I sneaked all the way to Zuo Zheng's office.

But I was so naïve that I even wanted to go through the motions under the nose of the policeman who handled the case like a god...... So, just a few steps into the police station, I was caught.

"Hey, isn't this Xiao Wu?" An unscientific voice came from behind him.

Why not scientifically?

Because he recognized me!

I wore a hat, mask, and sunglasses, and I wore a puffy coat that covered my body, and the collar was high and densely blocked, and I could still be recognized, do you say this science?!

I looked back and saw a fat police officer with a small belly walking towards me, I didn't have much friendship with him, I only knew that his surname was Zhou, and he was a person in the General Bureau who looked at the façade, so every time I came to the police station to look for Zuo Zheng, I would walk in front of him, so over time, my face was familiar.

When he walked up to me, I couldn't help but pull down my mask and wondered, "How did you recognize me?" ”

Lao Zhou looked me up and down with a strange look, and then the corners of his mouth twitched, and said, "You are dressed like this ghost in the police station, who do you say will not notice you?" ”

I nodded: "Makes sense!" ”

Lao Zhou said again: "Fortunately, I recognize you, otherwise if someone else dared to walk like this in the police station, within 3 seconds, he would have been pressed against the wall and dozens of guns pointed at his head!" ”

I nodded again: "Makes sense!" ”

However, the avenues in the police station are so open, what channel do I choose to sneak into Zuo Zheng's office?

Listening to Lin Xin, there are a lot of people gossiping about me in the police station now, if I don't come in like this, I'm afraid that within 3 seconds, I will have been sprayed to death by a bunch of people with saliva, right?

"Eh, by the way, did you steal the decapitated corpse that was lost in the forensic department last week?" Lao Zhou said.

"Hey, you can't talk nonsense about this, stealing from your police station, isn't that looking for shi? Am I stealing from your bureau after I'm full? If someone finds out, won't I be in prison? I said deliberately.

Lao Zhou smiled and pulled me to the corner, looked around, and when he saw that no one was paying attention to our corner, he squeezed his eyebrows and said to me: "Brother, just whisper to me if you did this, otherwise I will always be itching in my heart, and I want to find out what is going on!" How the hell did you manage to get a corpse out without anyone noticing? Also, how did you get the lost head back? And how did you get the body back? ”

I said righteously, "It's not me!" ”

"What are you afraid of? Three days ago, our left team had already explained the situation to the director, saying that you had actually discussed with him about stealing the body, and it was only after his approval that you took Zhang Qixin's body. In other words, even if you admit it, you won't be caught! ”

“what？！”

The baby is confused!

I saw Lao Zhou say to me in a heart-itching manner: "So tell me honestly, what method did you use to bring a corpse out?" This unsolved case has been hanging in my head, I ...... I can't stand it! ”

"Wait, wait, what the hell is your left team's 'note'?" I asked in amazement!

Lao Zhou looked at me in surprise: "Didn't you steal the corpse with the approval of the left team?" ”

"...... what else can I say at this time?" All you can say is, "Yes!" ”

As soon as the words fell, I felt that the magnetic field behind me was a little wrong.

As soon as I turned around, it was so ingenious, the big guy on the left stood behind me with a book, looking at my expression that was secretive.

Me: "......"

The neck is a little cold.

"Follow me into the office." Zuo Zheng said.

“yes，sir！” I stand upright, salute!

He turned and walked away.

It took a few seconds before I let go and lowered my saluting hand...... Salute? When will I become virtuous?

"It looks like you really stole this corpse, and when you come out of the left team's office, tell me how you did it." Lao Zhou patted me on the shoulder, looked at me with the eyes of a dead man, and left.

Me: "......"

I, was it just a trick?

When did I get so stupid?

Lao Zhou usually looks like such an honest and upright person, but he has learned to speak?

If he is so good at talking, why does he only stay in the hall and do front desk work? It should have been transferred a long time ago, right?

I followed Zuo Zheng in the office aggrievedly, and along the way, several people saw me with their eyes immediately glowing, the corners of their mouths raised, and greeted me with high interest: "Hey! Wu Shen! ”

Especially to enter the Criminal Police Section.

The eyes of this department are more venomous, glowing green like wolves.

Unfortunately, when they saw me walking towards their boss's office, they didn't say anything.

*

When I entered the office, Zuo Zheng threw the notebook on the table, sat down, and asked me, "Say, how did you take Zhang Qixin's body out." ”

I pretended to be stupid: "I didn't do it!" ”

Zuo Zheng: "Need to call Lao Zhou in, can we confess?" ”

Me: "......"

I admit this decay.

I reluctantly lowered my voice and asked, "Lao Zhou said, did you really tell your director that you approved me to take Zhang Qixin's body out?" ”

Zuo Zheng stared at me: "What do you say?" ”

I whispered: "Lao Zhou is a simple person, he doesn't have so many thoughts, I think what he said should be the truth." ”

Zuo Zheng: "Hmm. ”

Seeing him admit it, I felt a bitter and sour feeling: "Why did you say this to your director?" I really didn't steal this corpse! Isn't that what you said to confirm my crime?! ”

Zuo Zheng: "Then can I find out who really stole the corpse?" ”

Me: "......"

Zuo Zheng hummed: "Where do you let me find it?" ”

I was speechless and held it for a long time before I said stiffly: "Anyway, I didn't do it." ”

Zuo Zheng: "You didn't do it, you'd better admit it." ”

“what？！” I was shocked!

Zuo Zheng rolled his eyes and said: "Because I really can't find the real culprit who stole the body, if I don't say that you did it, then I must investigate this matter thoroughly, but I know that I will never be able to find the second person who stole the body, so put this matter on your head, even if the case is over, I don't have to investigate any further, I can save a lot of time to have afternoon tea." So you get the idea, right? ”

“……”

you MMP, this strong argument really makes me have nothing to say!

Zuo Zheng took a sip of tea and said slowly: "Also, I decided that in the future, I will say that you did all the cases that I don't understand." ”

I'm convex (the dish)?!

"Because I can't write a scientific report anymore." Zuo Zheng looked at the book and said to me.

Me: "......"

Inner OS: On writing a "report", I really want to suggest that you go to Wang Xiaoming next door to learn from me.

Zuo Zheng stared at me and said, "Tell me, how the hell did you get the body out?" ”

I said, "I didn't bring it." ”

Zuo Zheng snorted, took out a document from the folder on the desk, and threw it in front of me. Before I could see it, he had already spoken: "The corpse expulsion technique originated in Xiangxi, and after the severed head of the corpse had to be stitched completely, the soul of the deceased would be recalled by the spell, and the corpse would be temporarily attached to the body, and then driven by the magician to the designated place. The suture on Zhang Qixin's corpse is actually a secret magic rune, which is still under investigation, but eighty percent of it is definitely a kind of corpse chasing technique. We can continue to investigate further, but it is only a matter of time. Moreover, as far as I know, there are not many people in this world who can drive out corpses, and if you really investigate them one by one, you will be able to find out who did it one day. ”

He spoke sharply, and as he spoke, he couldn't help but get up, and his body slowly leaned towards me on the table, invisibly, and the sense of urgency was approaching step by step!

"I heard that you warlocks have their own habits of casting spells, and there can't be exactly the same people in this world, so it is impossible to have exactly the same spell casting techniques. Laymen may be fools and can't see the subtle gaps, but if you people on the road are asked to identify it, how many people do you say will be able to identify this as your Wu Shen's handwriting?! Zuo Zheng hooked up a sneer, staring at me with a playful look:

"Wu Shen, I heard that you are very famous in our Black Rock City!"

Me: "......"

Does this count as a face tear?

Zuo Zheng is an experienced criminal policeman, according to his style of acting, before he is completely sure, he is "tentative" to the suspect, at most it is the next cliché or something; But if he says it bluntly to his face, I'm afraid that the human and material evidence is complete.

The evidence is complete, and if you disguise it, I'm afraid you will have to put the evidence out one by one - I still want to save face!

Taking a deep breath, I asked in a low voice, "Who told you these things?" ”

Zuo Zheng wants to know these things, and he can only be told by the people in our way.

However, we have always had a conventional convention on the road, that is, we do not reveal the bottom to outsiders, and even if we do, we will not reveal the bottom of others.

I think I still have a lot of say in our territory, and all my colleagues buy me a little bit of thin noodles, so I can't think of anyone who will betray me!

After Zuo Zheng got my acquiescence, he breathed a sigh of relief, sat back, and said, "A few days ago, because of Zhang Qixin's case, I have been investigating the bottom of the hot pot restaurant. The chef of that shop is a person from your Tao, and she told me everything. ”

The woman!

I'll just say that whoever has such a bad relationship with me on this territory will sell my bottom!

It's just her!

She's new to the city, and she hasn't had a good relationship with me yet!

Even...... Is it a bad fight?

But

"Wait, why did she tell you this?" I asked.

People on the road have a common habit, that is, no profit can not be early, so how can a woman tell Zuo Zheng about me without conditions?