This night, I slept until 4 o'clock in the afternoon, my stomach was rumbling with hunger, my urine was so deflated that my bladder was about to explode, and I finally couldn't bear to get up.

I touched my phone.

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[Lin Xin] :( all kinds of photos without beauty filters, and took a 360-degree 360-degree photo of Zhang Qixin's corpse in all directions, hey, hey, big sister, don't people want to lose face? ）

[Lin Xin]: Wu Shen, Lao Zhang's corpse is back!

[Lin Xin] :( Neck Suture Diagram) This craft, is it not what you do, is it not what you do, is it not what you do?

[Lin Xin]: Old Wu?

[Lin Xin]: Wu Shen?

【Lin Xin】:(Big Horn Roaring Expression) Wu Shen!!

[Lin Xin]: What about people?

[Lin Xin]: Dead?

[Lin Xin]: Isn't there?

[Lin Xin]: If you're still alive, you'll squeak!

[Lin Xin]: Did you steal this corpse? Did you send it back? Did you sew it?

[Lin Xin]: If you don't die, squeak for me!!

……

Me: "......"

MLGB, big sister, isn't it just a corpse? Is it worth your serial cannon, one person brushed me 99+? What about the noble and glamorous fan that was said before?

I didn't have the patience to enjoy Lin Xin's photos one by one, nor did I have the patience to look at them one by one, so I replied to a few key questions.

[Wu Shen]: I didn't steal the corpse, didn't your left team have no evidence to prove that I stole the corpse? If there is no evidence, don't say that I did it, I don't want to go to your bureau for a few years.

[Wu Shen]: I didn't steal the corpse, and I definitely didn't sew it.

[Wu Shen]: I have carefully read the photos you sent, the stitches of the sewing corpse are dense and meticulous and neat, and a scar the size of the wrist has been repaired without a trace. Under admiration admiration!

Lin Xin's beautiful woman is really free, and the second reply message is like a corpse, which startled me.

[Lin Xin] :( expression: a "I know everything" look)

[Lin Xin]: Just praise yourself! （→_→）

[Wu Shen]: It's really not me.

[Lin Xin]: After you left that day, the body was lost, and my master and Xiao Zhen also said that you knocked them out, and you dare to say that the loss of Lao Zhang's body was not a good thing you did?

[Wu Shen] :(Spread your hands), beating someone is beating someone, stealing a corpse is stealing a corpse, how can two things be mixed together? I admit that I have beaten someone, but I don't admit that I stole the body, and I apologized and apologized, what do you want?

[Lin Xin] :(Expression: White Eyes)

There are some things that can't be said more, and the more they are described, the darker they become.

Of course, I did both beating and stealing corpses, but the former is a lesser crime, and as long as the person concerned doesn't care about me, it's fine; But the latter is a crime that can be sentenced to a few years, who is stupid to admit it? Lin Damei understands this truth, so she asks a question, but she doesn't ask the bottom line.

I exited the chat box with Lin Damei.

Find the left......

Turning to the end, I saw his head.

Wait a minute!

Uncle Zuo, you didn't leave me a message?

No??

There really isn't???

I couldn't believe it three times before I was sure it was true – no!

excuseme？

Lao Zhang's corpse went back, such a major matter, Uncle Zuo didn't say anything??

Look at Lin Da Beauty, they are all excited to support the 99+ army for me alone!

Am I still not awake or something? Something so big happened, and the big guy Zuo Zheng didn't give me a little reaction?

I don't believe it!

I don't believe in evil, and I turned over the circle of friends - no;

Open QQ - no!

SMS – no!

Telephone – no!

Mail – no!

Weibo - no!

There is no trace of the left-right boss in any social software.

Me: "......"

That's right, this big guy doesn't usually play the Internet, and he usually calls me directly, or sends a message, those Weibo friends don't touch it once in hundreds of years, and it's normal to not find any traces of him this time, but, Lao Zhang's body was sent back, and he, as a police chief, didn't react at all?

According to my imagination, this big guy should have called me as soon as he saw Zhang Qixin's body appear at the gate of the police station. (Actually, I slept until the afternoon)

But he's calm?

The calmer I am, the more ...... I am Restless! Like there's going to be a big net waiting for me to get into?

Uneasy, I couldn't help but reopen the chat box of Lin Damei.

[Wu Shen]: Beauty, is your left team okay?

[Lin Xin]: You just ask me this?

[Wu Shen]: Hmm.

[Lin Xin]: Damn, you want to know what happened to Team Zuo, just ask him, aren't you two iron buddies?

[Wu Shen]: Once upon a time.

[Lin Xin]: What about now?

[Wu Shen]: He is my uncle!

[Lin Xin]: What's wrong with your uncle?

[Wu Shen]: I'm afraid of him.

[Lin Xin]: Why?

[Wu Shen]: I don't know, he's been weird lately, always looking at me with a weird look......

[Lin Xin]: Bent?

[Wu Shen]: Once, when your old Zhang was still alive, the left team looked at him like this.

[Lin Xin]: What did you do? What could be worse than stealing a corpse? What about the iron buddies who said they were good? It's a plastic buddy?

[Wu Shen]: I didn't steal the body! Don't talk about this, you quickly reveal the bottom of your left team, otherwise one day when I sleep at home, he will descend from heaven and arrest me into the bureau again. The baby's heart is bitter!

Lin Xin: What do you want to know?

[Wu Shen]: What happened after Lao Zhang returned to your bureau.

[Lin Xin]: The left team is the same as in the past, what should we do, just let us examine Lao Zhang's body more carefully to see if there is any evidence that you stole it.

[Wu Shen] :(laughing cry) I didn't steal it!

[Lin Xin]: Oh, so aren't we looking for evidence that you didn't steal it?

[Wu Shen]: ......

[Lin Xin]: The left team is to let people check the corpse, and send someone to adjust the nearby surveillance to see how the corpse came back. Hell of the hell, it took 10 minutes for the monitor on the entire route from your house to our police station, no more, no less, just 10 minutes!

[Wu Shen] :( vomiting blood! ）

[Lin Xin]: What is the calm before the storm? Nowadays it is, too. Xiao Wuzi, wash the chrysanthemums and wait. (Wicked laughter)

What else can I say?

I really calculated and wiped off the clues on Zhang Qixin's body, but I forgot the naked reality foundation!

Zhang Qixin went to the police station, the magnetic field on his body was too strong, and he sparked all the monitors passing by, woo woo, but he didn't expect that the whole road was so clearly pointing to ......!

There are no three hundred taels of silver here, no wonder Lin Xin would talk to me so much, this is because he thinks I'm happy, right?

tat！

At this moment, I looked at Zuo Zheng's avatar again, and the calmer I looked at that avatar, the cooler my neck felt......

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Later, this matter was also closed, because of insufficient evidence, but I also heard that this incident spread in the police station, almost distorting the values of 80% of the children in the general bureau who have socialist orthodoxy - the headless corpse ran away, and after a week, he not only came back, but also recovered his lost head!

Tsk, there are a lot of stories that can be made up in the brain!

Are you saying it's man-made?

How do you explain the monitor that took the screen all the way?

You say it's a ghost...... Do you still need to continue to do the profession of a police officer?

The most important thing is that this brain-made up story is inseparable from a key character - Wu Shen!

What else can I do? I'm desperate! I was sitting at home and I felt like a crowd of police officers would rush in at the door at any moment and ask me to go to tea with them!

However, many people probably understand in their hearts that I have done a "good deed", but due to the lack of evidence, they can only let me continue to get away with it.

But none of that matters!

The important thing is that after the dust settled, the lip words that the big guy Zuo Zheng promised to read to me!

Of course I don't dare to set foot in the police station on the cusp of the storm, isn't that the electric light in the toilet - looking for shi?

So when I learned from Lin Damei's mouth that Zuo Zheng had submitted reports on the murder of Zhang Qixin and the disappearance of Zhang Qixin's body, I had the courage to step into the police station......