I'm ......

There are countless mythical beasts running wild on the prairie in my heart!

Sister, which one are you singing?

I looked at Yang Yufan, and Yang Yufan was also looking at me, with that look in his eyes, as if he was going to eat me.

Me: "......"

There are countless divine beasts in the heart, but there is no "grass and mud horse" in the mouth!

Alas!

After a long time, under the attention of the melon-eating crowd, I couldn't help but stammer: "That, that big sister, you went to the wrong place, right?" ”

"Wu Shen." Yang Yufan shouted softly.

it!

What kind of tone is this?

Light, gentle, bird-like!

It was definitely not the lifeless tone you had when you talked to me in the morning, and the goosebumps were falling all over the floor anyway.

Master said: Women are a curse, and when they are angry, men will be unlucky!

Don't lie to me.

I wittily retreated to the store, shaking my head and shaking my whole body: "Sister, who are you?" Why do you know my name? Which hotel are you holding your wedding in? How about I send you there? ”

Old paper, I don't know you!!

However, Yang Yufan looked at me sadly: "Have you forgotten that night a month ago?" Now that I'm pregnant with your child, aren't you going to admit it? ”

oh！！

Still pregnant??

Are you kidding? Eldest sister, you are watching too much dog blood at eight o'clock, right? Even if you want to ask me for help, you don't have to play this far, do you?

Just when I was thundered by this bloody plot, Yang Yufan suddenly pounced and hugged me!

This breast, there is material......

Calm down, it's not time to test this!

In plain sight, there is nowhere for my hands......

After 3 seconds of brain short-circuiting, I was in a hurry, picked up Yang Yufan, gritted my teeth, and said to her affectionately: "Honey, let's go to the cave room now." ”

"Huh?" Yang Yufan looked confused, but at this time, she couldn't help it, she had already been picked up by me, and there was a veil on her body that touched the ground, where was there a place to touch the ground, her strength couldn't be used, she couldn't even struggle!

Just when I was about to carry her into the room to "go private", Yang Yufan reacted at this time, and suddenly shouted: "Ah! I have a stomachache. ”

the groove.

I was also very anxious, and immediately turned around and walked outside: "It's going to be a miscarriage, right?" I'll send you now! Medical! Courtyard! ”

There's always a place where you can put down your little goblin and be "private"!

But obviously, "settling privately" is not the result Yang Yufan wants, as soon as she heard what I said, she screamed and struggled, so I really couldn't drag her away, so I had to put her down.

"What the hell do you want?" I gritted my teeth and asked in a low voice.

She put her arms around my neck and leaned over me.

Me: "......"

On the street, isn't this posture immoral??

but

"Good ——!"

I don't know which stupid one yelled, and took the lead in applauding.

"Kiss one! Kiss one! ”

Fuck you stupid melon-eating masses!

In the momentum of "kissing one", I quietly stared into Yang Yufan's eyes and asked, "What do you want?" ”

Yang Yufan said: "I want to live with you." ”

"That's it?"

"Hmm."

"Eldest sister, are you insane?"

"It's not."

Me: "......"

What a fuck up.

I sighed depressedly, I really couldn't help it, I raised my hand and waved it into the store, and said, "Okay, okay, you can live if you want, don't fucking continue to play TV dramas on this street, let me in!" ”

Yang Yufan stared at me faintly: "Don't drive me away." ”

You have to inch in,!

"Kiss one! Kiss one! "The melon-eating crowd is still applauding and shouting.

Okay, I'll compromise.

If you can bend and stretch, you are the real husband.

I tried to get a smile and nodded kindly, "Good ......"

"Good~" Yang Yufan showed a smile and let go of me.

I breathed a sigh of relief, and just as I rolled my eyes in frustration, two hot lips suddenly pressed against my cheeks.

Terrified!

By the time I came back to my senses, Yang Yufan had already run into my store with a smile and a giggle.

At this moment, I actually felt that she was the most beautiful bride in the world......

*

but

The beautiful bride is just a momentary illusion when male hormones explode......

It's the hateful bride!

It was already an hour later after dinner, but Yang Yufan did not take off her red wedding dress or remove her makeup. At this time, I thought of a very serious problem, that is, this woman came with no bag, that is, no change of clothes.

No change of clothes......

Damn, she really plans to wear a red wedding dress until the moment she dies, right?

I'm a man!

The abominable bride, as if nothing had happened, was smugly savoring the dinner I had made with her own hands.

I finally couldn't help but ask, "Yang Yufan, what do you want to do?" ”

Yang Yufan ate happily: "I want to live with you." ”

"If you want to live here, then just tell me directly, it's not like I won't agree, why do you have to make such a big fight? As long as you are willing to pay the rent, I will live in that room as long as you want! I said with a bitter face.

"So I told you directly~!" Innocent smile~!

the groove.

"If you just say it, just say it, why do you wear this dress?" I'm distressed.

"You said it, before you die, you have to dress up beautifully, and the more festive you are, the more tragic it will be when you die; The more tragic it is, the greater the resentment, and the more powerful the ghost it becomes. Yang Yufan smiled and gestured with chopsticks, and said, "I don't know if I can survive tonight, if I really can't survive tonight, then it is just right to wear this dress." Hee-hee! ”

"You're not going to die with me, are you?"

"Uh-huh~" she nodded.

I...... Convex (艹)!

I dropped my chopsticks and couldn't help but ask, "Sister, why did you have to pick me?" I'm not wronged with you, am I? If you want to die, you will die far away, so why should you find me? Give me a reason and tell me what I did wrong to make you unhappy, can't I change it? ”

"You're not wrong, you don't have to change anything."

"Then why are you still looking for me?!"

"There's no why," Yang Yufan stared into my eyes sincerely, "I'm going to die, and I want to find a back." ”

"Then why me!!"

"There's no reason, it's just that it hit the muzzle of the gun."

“……”

Yang Yufan smiled.

This bridal makeup makes her smile even more beautiful and moving.

Good.

I threw in the towel.

When you fight a girl, you lose.

"Unreasonable", it was originally tailor-made for them, I won't ask, okay??

*

Yang Yufan really didn't plan to change out of her bright red wedding dress, just take a bath and sleep.

What, in fact, my words are not joking, the more festive I dress, the more terrible I will be after death - it's just that I, Wu Shenyi, am a bold person and don't take ghosts seriously. But now when I see a living person eating, bathing, and sleeping without changing this bright red wedding dress, I really feel more terrible than a ghost!

"Where do I sleep tonight?" When it was almost 12 o'clock, Yang Yufan asked me with his waist in his hand.

I pointed to the soles of my feet, "Here." ”

Yang Yufan frowned, pouted and said, "Don't you have other empty rooms here?" ”

"Nope."

"I don't believe it!" Yang Yufan pointed to the wind chime room and said, "I want to sleep in that room!" ”

Girls love delicate gadgets, well, that's right, the wind chimes hanging at the door of the wind chime room are just in line with the girls' fantasies.

But, you know, what's in that room......

I put on a straight face and said, "There's no bed in that room." ”

Yang Yufan snorted: "You won't help me move a bed over?" ”

I kept a straight face: "You go and see if that room is what you like." ”

"Just go!" She snorted and walked over arrogantly, and when she pushed open the crack in the door, the whole person froze.

Actually, there was nothing in the room.

Isn't it just a bunch of bells?

But the next second,

Jingle Bell!!

All the bells are windless and automatic, swinging wildly and making a sound of resistance!

Yang Yufan shuddered, quickly retreated, and quickly closed the door!

I raised my eyebrows and asked her, "How's it going?" Is that room your favorite? ”