Chapter 254: Pretending to be stupid
She looked young, in her early twenties, with very marked features, and came with a hint of panic, and I felt pity for her misty eyes.
I greeted me with a professional smile: "Hello, miss, what kind of tattoo do you want to make?" ”
She stared blankly at me.
After being stared at by her for 10 seconds, I was sure that she might be in love with me, otherwise, how could a woman stare at a strange man for so many seconds? She must have been fascinated by my handsomeness!
"Are you...... Wu Shen? The woman looked at me with a strange look.
I blinked and nodded: "Yes, I am Wu Shen, Wu Shen is me." ”
She looked at me complicatedly, and then, lowering her head, she didn't know what she was thinking, and after a while, she reached out and shook my hand: "Hello, I'm Yang Yufan." ”
"Yang Yufan? Where do I think I've heard this name? "I thought about it for a long time, and finally remembered!
This seems to be the name of the genius tattoo artist that day!
I'll go!
Is it a woman?
And it's a big beauty??
What a surprise! I thought it was a silly boy who didn't know the height of the sky and the height of the challenge, but I didn't expect it to be a girl, it seems that this era is really different from before, women don't let the eyebrows go!
Since it's a peer, it's not here to get a tattoo.
I didn't come to get a tattoo, I didn't come to give me money, so my attitude immediately changed, no longer with any service attitude, but relaxed, and treated her as a friend I had just met, and my attitude became much more casual.
I saw that she came over today, and she looked preoccupied, the corners of her mouth never pulled up, and her eyes kept staring at the floor, not knowing what she was thinking about that was not very good.
So I made her a cup of tea to relieve stress, and after she drank it, she relaxed a little.
I smiled and asked her, "Come to me today, what's the matter?" You can't be here to get me to get you a tattoo, right? ”
She shook her head.
I knew it!
"I ...... I want to ask you a question. She hesitated and asked me.
"Huh?"
"You, why didn't you take on the pig tattoo job in the first place?" She asked me, staring straight at me as if the answer was important to her.
I said, "I just think it's ridiculous, I don't want to take it, so that's it." ”
"And what's your warning?"
I flicked my bangs and sullenly said, "Pretend to be a force, don't you break the law?" ”
"Impossible!"
How did you reply so categorically??
I raised my eyebrows and glanced at her, obviously Yin Tang was blackened, and her face was declining - the disaster of blood light was coming!
At this time, I just want to say one sentence:
Fortunately, Yang Yufan is a woman, and she is a beauty - if she is a man, I don't bother to care so much.
"Tell me, what's going on? Say give me a piece of fun? I said with a smile.
Yang Yufan glanced at me, a little annoyed, but like an eggplant beaten by frost, wilted, and didn't vent his unhappiness.
The more depressed she is, the darker this hall becomes.
Long
She said slowly, "Someone died. ”
"Who?"
"Zhu Dachang, Luo Kai, Tao Zeguang, He Yunlong......"
I drank tea calmly and said: I don't know anyone.
After a while, Yang Yufan, who got the desired reaction, asked unhappily, "Why don't you care at all?" ”
"I don't know!" I said innocently.
Yang Yufan was displeased and anxious: "How could you not know them? ”
I was innocent: "Why do I have to know them?" ”
"......" Yang Yufan glared at me for a while, and suddenly seemed to understand something, lowered his head, and said stupidly: "I'm sorry, we've been talking about you all the time, so I thought that you and they both knew each other." ”
"No, no, you know me, I don't know you." At this time, I had already guessed in my heart who those people were.
I have long known that the owner of the pig farm is surnamed Zhu, so "Zhu Dachang" is him;
And the remaining three names, since I will often be discussed, should be peers in the tattoo industry, and they are also the peers who went to tattoo pigs with Yang Yufan.
Guess it.
But I don't like to be too smart in front of strangers, because very few people like people who are too smart.
So I pretended to be stupid and followed Yang Yufan's words and asked, "Then who are they?" How did you die? You didn't come to me today to inform me of the deaths of a few people I didn't know, did you? ”
Yang Yufan said in a low voice: "Lao Zhao called me here." ”
That old Zhao in the group?
When diving, he felt like my number one fan, and while hacking me, he still believed my "warning" unconditionally.
I asked, "Why did he let you come to me?" ”
Yang Yufan whispered, "Didn't I say it? Someone died, and soon it was my turn, and I didn't want to die. At this time, Lao Zhao gave me an idea, he said that since you issued a warning in advance, it means that you have long known that this thing will be in danger, if I want to live, it is best to come to you for help, maybe you can save me and solve this matter. ”
Me: "......"
Sisters, your tone is full of despair, there is no hope, I don't feel your distress signal, it seems that Yang Yufan doesn't fully trust me.
Alas, continue to play dumb.
I asked, "Which is it?" ”
"Pig tattoo."
After having these three words, I pretended to suddenly realize and said, "So what you said about this! Actually, you don't have to take me too seriously, I haven't been involved in pig tattoos the whole time, and I don't know what happened to all of you, I'm just an innocent outsider. Don't believe Lao Zhao's words, do you really think I can save people, I'm so powerful? If I were that good, I wouldn't be a tattoo artist, but a god! ”
"Then why did you give such a warning?"
"What did I warn about?" I smirked, "I didn't say anything at the time, I just thought it was too stupid to tattoo pigs, and I advised everyone not to take this kind of work." Didn't you say you'd die...... Wait, how many have died? ”
"Four."
"How many tattoo artists were involved?"
"Including me, there are four in total."
3 tattoo artists have already died, that is to say - Yang Yufan is the last one??
Wow, it's imminent.
"Wu Shen, if I die, I will become a ghost, and I will definitely come back to you!" Yang Yufan stared at me gloomily and said.
I was stunned for a moment, and then said, "Well, you must remember that people wear red clothes before they die, and they will become powerful ghosts after death, so that you are the most fierce when you come to me." Also, the more festive you are before you die, the heavier and more powerful the ghost resentment you will become after death. So, you'd better get yourself a spa before you die, put on makeup, and come to me in the most festive red wedding dress of your life. I'm sure I'm going to die! ”
Her face changed, she grabbed the teacup and threw it at me!
Luckily, I was quick enough to dodge it, and not even a drop of tea spilled on me.
"You're the worst man I've ever met! I'm dying, and you're still teasing me like this, do you think I'll become a ghost when I die, and I'll become your ghost bride? You dare to take advantage of this kind of cheapness! Be careful, the first one I will come back to you for revenge after I die! Yang Yufan grabbed his bag and left in a huff.
I......
Pretty innocent, isn't it?
Just a little bit of ground, and a joke, she would be so angry.
Also, the pig tattoo has nothing to do with my half a dime, from the beginning it was the surname Yang who kept Aite me, I didn't get involved from beginning to end, why did people want to take revenge on me first after they died?
If she really wants to come to me in a red wedding dress when she dies, then ...... It's still pretty cool.
This was just a little joke I made, but what I didn't expect was that before the sun set, when the sky was covered with crimson sunset, Yang Yufan really put on makeup, wore a red wedding dress, and walked in from the intersection of the old street of the ancient city, attracting the attention of countless people along the way, and when I found out, the door of my tattoo parlor was already crowded with a crowd of black presses!