"Trust me, I'm really a ghost."

The house was filled with blood to write this sentence.

but，

Of course, it's not really blood, and men are not like women, who can bleed profusely every month, and they can fill the house with blood casually.

So, of course, it's lipstick!

After getting along for a while, Zuo Zheng also slowly understood Lin Shi's character, that is, a hypocritical little slut, like using blood to make the house very terrifying, the hypocritical little slut will not do it, because bleeding is a very painful thing, so I had to wholesale a bunch of cheap lipsticks and come back to be a ghost.

"Well, I don't have to come back to clean up in the end?" Zuo Zheng sighed and walked out of the house.

Having such a personality is equivalent to raising a disobedient child.

Zuo Zheng also slowly got used to it.

Raising a Wu Shen is raising, and raising another troublesome Lin Shi is the same thing, practice makes perfect.

*

"It never occurred to me that it was harder for one person to prove himself than to prove others!" The ghost immortal who has cultivated for thousands of years is depressed.

The mirror is a good thing, it can connect yin and yang, so he can show up and meet Zuo Zheng every morning when he is rinsing his mouth and washing his face, and he will ask a sentence that he has figured out every day: "How do you want to believe that I am a ghost?" ”

But I didn't hear it.

Now, the depressed ghost fairy doesn't want to ask such a question anymore, he just wants to understand one thing: "Everyone in this world is afraid of ghosts, so when I appear, it stands to reason that many people will deeply believe that I am a ghost while being scared, why don't you want to believe it?" ”

It wasn't until Zuo Zheng finished washing, even shaved his beard, and walked out, that Lin Shi had to lie on the mirror and admit one thing sadly and indignantly: "M's, there really is a big fool like an atheist in this world!" ”

*

Convincing an atheist that he sees a ghost is a harder task than surviving a catastrophe.

Lin Xi is such a natural rebel master, the more others don't let him do it, the more he wants to do it.

For example, Wu Shen said: You must not let Zuo Zheng discover your existence!

No, no!

Wu Shen said: Don't affect the daily life of the host!

No, no!

So now, the more Zuo Zheng doesn't believe that he is a ghost, the more Lin Shi has to prove that he is a ghost!

Therefore, Zuo Zheng is not wrong about Lin Shi, Lin Shi is a hypocritical little slut.

*

The slut Lin Yan pondered for several days, and finally came up with a reasonable and efficient method!

On this day, he stood in the mirror and said to Zuo Zheng, who was shaving and his eyes were empty: "Stinky boy, you said you didn't believe that I was a ghost, right?" ”

The left is shaving.

"Hey! Even if you don't admit that I'm a ghost, then you can treat me as your second personality! Since I'm your second personality, in other words, I'm part of you, right? Since I am you and you are me, can you say more to 'yourself'? Otherwise, can you really bear to let the other 'you' die of boredom? Lin Yan held his face with both hands and made a very cute appearance.

Zuo Zheng finally spoke: "What do you want?" ”

Lin Yan smiled and said, "I want to chat with you." ”

Zuo Zheng: "I have to go to work at 9 o'clock, so I must go out to take the bus before 8:30, it's 8:12, and you still have 18 minutes to make a statement." ”

Lin Xi (^-^): "Okay, okay, 18 minutes is 18 minutes, but can you promise me first, in these 18 minutes, can you give me some reaction?" Don't ignore me anymore, I ask you, you have to respond to me even if you say 'um', ok? ”

Zuo Zheng: "OK." ”

Lin Shi: "Do you know what a ghost is?" ”

Zuo Zheng rolled his eyes slowly, slowly: "Hmph~"

He doesn't "um", he "hums"!

Lin Xian was speechless, why did he choose such a boring man to possess him in the first place?!

"Okay, so do you know what the biggest difference between a ghost and a human is?" Lin Yan asked stubbornly.

Zuo Zheng really replied boringly: "I don't know." ”

Lin Yan: "That's a ghost spell, and people can't!" ”

After speaking, he grabbed it with both hands, and the toothbrush and cup placed in front of the left front slowly flew up.

Lin Yan said in a daze: "See? Can people do such a thing? ”

As soon as the words fell, Zuo Zheng raised his hand and pressed back the cup flying in mid-air: "I have a delusion." ”

Lin Xianyi: "This is not an illusion! It's a spell!! If you don't believe me, I can still have it! ”

After saying that, he grabbed his hands in the air, and the things in the bathroom flew up one by one.

Fly around in front of the left.

Zuo Zheng was very calm: "My disease is really getting worse and worse, I'll take medicine later." ”

Boom!

The soapbox smashed directly into his head!

Lin asked angrily, "Does it hurt?" ”

Zuo Zheng rubbed: "A little." ”

Lin Shi: "It's not an illusion if it hurts!" It's all true! ”

Zuo Zheng: "It hurts only to prove that this is not a dream, not that it is not an illusion." Alas, my illness is really getting worse and worse, and my nervous system is all messed up, so the pain is so real. Alas, I'll go take my medicine first. ”

With that, he turned and walked out of the room.

Lin Yan was suddenly stupid and lay on the mirror: "If you have something to say, don't take medicine——!! ”

*

Zuo Zheng took a paw of medicine.

Lin Yan's voice floated in his ears: "Brother dei, your body is your own, even if you look down on me, you can't harm yourself, right?" You weren't sick in the first place, but what if you take so much medicine and get really sick in the future? ”

Zuo Zheng finally couldn't stand this noisy ghost anymore: "You said that you are a ghost, and you can also use spells, so wouldn't it be okay for you to appear directly in front of me?" ”

Lin Xianyi: "If I could face to face, I would have been face to face a long time ago, and it is because I can't face to face that I can only do this~!" ”

Zuo Zheng: "Why can't you face to face?" ”

Lin Shi: "Because now I am tied to you through a contract, do you understand?" Indenture! So now I'm inside you, and because of the constraints of the contract, I can't leave your body, so it's impossible to really be face-to-face! But it doesn't matter, I've figured out a way to prove I'm a ghost? ”

Zuo Zheng raised his eyebrows: "Huh? ”

Lin Xi smiled: "You will know after today." ”

Zuo Zheng: "? ”

But Lin Yan stopped talking, and suddenly there was a little less chatter and wow, and Zuo Zheng was suddenly a little unaccustomed.

*

Left to work as usual.

As he crossed the street, he saw a 2-year-old child running into the road to pick up a ball, and a large truck was approaching.

"Be careful!" The great righteous police uncle instinctively rushes over to save the scene!

Shout~

No one else had touched the child, and the child flew as if he had been pushed away by an invisible hand, crossed several meters, and fell directly onto the opposite road.

"Woo wow wow~~" The child who was not scared and cried by the big truck was crying in pain.

Zuo Zheng stood awkwardly in place, his expression was one word - embarrassment!

The accident attracted a lot of attention, and by the time Zuo Zheng came back to his senses, there were already many people walking quickly across the road to watch the children.

What just happened?

Forget it, no matter, let's see if the child is injured first!

Zuo Zheng hurriedly walked over, surrounded by people, and before he could squeeze in, he heard someone else say: "I was not wrong just now, right?" This kid can fly! ”

Child: "Wow wow......! ”

Left is embarrassed!

Real drops? Fake drops??

I didn't understand this until Zuo Zheng walked into the police station, and I felt like I was in a dream, but in that car accident, more than one person was saying that he saw the child flying!

At that time, he just wanted to push the child away so that the child would not be hit by a car and die.

And then

think

fly

He thought about it, and the kid flew.

It can't be that he used his superpowers to push the child away, right?

Ahaha~

Impossible~~

How can there be superpowers in this world? American movies are all fake!

He felt a little thirsty.

As soon as I wanted to drink water, the water cup flew over by itself.

Left: "......"

Glass: "......"

pia~！

Three seconds later, Zuo Zheng slapped himself hard.

It hurts.

- Is this true??

What kind of kid is flying, the water cup is flying, how does it feel a bit like the situation I saw when I shaved this morning?

Could it be that Lin Shi is playing ghosts?

No, no, he just "flew" according to his ideas, how could Lin Shi know what he was thinking? Of course, Lin Xi couldn't know what he was thinking, because he didn't know what Lin Yan's slut was thinking!

Well......

With a scientific attitude, Zuo Zheng decided to give it a try.

He stared at the water glass, stared at the cross-eyed, and lifted the glass in the way he wanted......

Bring it up.

He wanted the water glass to fly.

flew.

He wanted the glass to spin in circles.

It's going around in circles.

He wanted to pour the water and take it to water the flowers.

Watered, but the flowers wilted.

He wanted to pour another glass of water and make some tea by the way.

Poured it, brewed it, today's tea is pretty good......

Zuo Zheng drank tea and calmly figured it out: "It seems that the ghost lent me a little bit of his superpower, isn't this my hallucination?" ”

Zuo Zheng decided that after drinking tea, he would go to do an experiment with a scientific attitude.

He went out and found his younger brother Zhen Xi.

"Zhen Xi, come here." Left is beckoning.

Zhen Xi ran over in a hurry, stand upright, salute!

"Boss, what's the matter?" Zhen asked in a loud voice.

"I'll show you something." Zuo Zheng hooked him, pointed to the water dispenser, poured a glass of water with the method just now, and hooked his hand, so that the glass of water flew in front of them.

Zhen Xi: "Wow! ”

This "wow" is really popular, but it's a bit fake.

Zuo Zheng patted Zhen Xi's face and asked, "Does it hurt?" ”

Zhen Xi: "It doesn't hurt." ”

Zuo Zheng slapped it hard!

Zhen Xiwa cried, covered her face, and asked aggrievedly: "Boss, why are you beating people?!" ”

Zuo Zheng asked solemnly: "Does it hurt?" ”

Zhen Xi cried: "It hurts! But you can't hit people for no reason! ”

Zuo Zheng said: "I just want to prove to you that you are not dreaming!" ”

"Dreaming? I'm definitely not dreaming now, I'm so energetic that I never doze off at work. Zhen Xi looked at the flying water glass, probably understood what the head meant, he nodded, and said to Zuo Zheng approvingly: "Boss, I'm very sober now, I think your magic is very good, I'm so sober, I can't see a flaw!" ”

Left: "......"

Zhen Xi asked, "Boss, what's wrong?" ”

Zuo Zheng: "Nothing. ”

After speaking, he took the glass of water, took a sip, and calmed down.

Zhen Xi smiled and asked, "Boss, why did you suddenly remember to learn magic showing?" This magic show is really amazing! I really don't see any flaws, how the hell did you do it? ”

"I told you, then it's not called magic." Zuo Zheng said solemnly, and then calmly returned to the office.

Zhen Xi: "?? ”

*

Night.

In the bathroom of Zuo Zheng's house.

It's the mirror again, Zuo Zheng and Lin Yan are on one side.

This time, Lin Yan was proud and asked, "How is it?" Believe it now, right? I'm really a ghost! ”

Left: "......"

Lin Shi: "Don't meow and don't speak!" How's that? Tell me how you feel? Ben Daxian just borrowed a little spell from you today, and it already made you feel the wonderful taste of the small spell of telekinesis, right? Xiao Zhengzheng, isn't this great immortal very powerful? I can tell you, I can do more than that~, do you want to learn it? If you want to learn, just obediently please Ben Daxian and call him 'brother', and Ben Daxian will teach you a set of awesome spells, so that when you are chasing criminals in the future, you can easily deal with the criminals without being hurt at all, after all, Ben Daxian will use your body for 3 years, and Ben Daxian is reluctant to leave a little ugly scar on his body! ”

Left: "......"

Lin Yan sensed that something was wrong: "Hey! Stuffy gourd, why don't you talk again? Don't you believe me? So many people have proved it to you! You know how to spell! ”

Zuo Zheng: "...... I believed. ”

Lin Xian breathed a sigh of relief: "Then why don't you speak?" ”

Zuo Zheng: "I'm thinking about another question now. ”

Lin Shi: "What's the problem?" ”

Zuo Zheng: "This body is mine?" ”

Lin Shi: "Of course! ”

Zuo Zheng: "So this body is ultimately up to me, not you?" ”

Lin Yan nodded and said sincerely: "Of course, I will definitely not occupy your body and not return it to you." Didn't I make it clear to you before? I, because I was injured by the thunder, I must use your physical vitality to recover myself, and when the time comes, I will definitely leave your body. I'm different from those evil ghosts who rob people's bodies, they don't want to return your body after they possess it, but I will pay it back, I'm not such an unreasonable ghost! Of course, I think I owe you a lot of money to use your body like this, how can anyone rent a house and live without paying rent, right? So I've decided to make a wish come true for you, so we don't owe each other! ”

Zuo Zheng: "No. ”

Lin Yan immediately sighed: "Use it~, aren't people the kind of ghosts who don't know how to repay their kindness~~"

Zuo Zheng: "One last question. ”

Lin Shi immediately stopped: "Huh? Still have questions? ”

Zuo Zheng asked, "Do you know what I'm thinking now?" ”

Lin Shi: "I don't know. ”

"That's going to be easy." Zuo Zheng stared deeply into his eyes: "You, okay, rest!" ”

"Huh?" Lin Yan was stunned for a moment, followed by a wave of dizziness, and he felt an invisible force dragging him down, sinking into endless darkness......

Before he sank into the depths of Zuo Zheng's sea of consciousness, he clearly saw that Zuo Zheng walked out, picked up the medicine bottle on the table and looked at it, and finally, he threw all the medicine into the trash.

"I'll find out for myself." Zuo Zheng said.

Check your sister! You ask, the old paper tells you everything! What do you want to know? Do you want to know what Wu Shen does? The old paper tells you all ahhh

Lin shouted silently, but he couldn't shout anymore, because he was in the depths of Zuo Zheng's sea of consciousness, slowly falling asleep. from now on

Lin Xi finally understood two truths.

The first: Zuo is a ruthless person!

The second: The atheists in this world really don't believe in evil, only believe in themselves!!