Zuo Zheng woke up, and suddenly felt that his arm was heavy, as if he was pressing something, he turned his head and found a strange woman pillowed his arm, sleeping soundly, with a happy smile on her face.

The point is:

She was naked.

Not only that, but he was also naked.

"Ahh Zuo Zheng screamed and fell out of bed!

The strange woman woke up and said to him, "Honey, you were so fierce last night~"

Zuo Zheng was terrified: "Who are you?" I don't know you! ”

"Ouch~, why are you like this? You and I were fine last night, why did you wake up this morning and turn your face and not recognize anyone? I like you so much, let's do it again. After the woman finished speaking, she leaned softly towards the left.

"I really don't know you!" Zuo Zheng screamed, grabbed the clothes on the ground, and escaped.

Since then, he often wakes up to find himself in a strange place, surrounded by people he doesn't know.

Once, when he woke up, his back was sore and his legs hurt, and he found that there were 7 strange women lying on his body!

And that's not even the scariest of all.

The terrible thing is that one day he woke up naked in a pile of men, and the chrysanthemum hurt badly......

A year later, a strange woman who had never seen her walked into the police station with a baby in her arms, handed the baby to him, and said with a smile: "This is me and your child, congratulations on being a father~!" ”

Rumble!

A thunderbolt struck me, waking me up, the ceiling of my shop had been cleaved, and it fell to the ground, blasting open a black and scorching pit, only one step away from me, which made me afraid, thinking that I had fainted out of strength, in case I happened to be struck by lightning, do you say that I died unjustly?

When I turned my head, I found that Zuo Zheng was still sleeping like a dead pig, that is, his body was bare, and all parts were exposed.

I suddenly remembered the dream I had just had, it was definitely the scariest dream I have ever had since I was born! Not one of them!

One of the episodes in the dream is that Zuo Zheng wakes up in a pile of men...... Riding a horse, how is it like this is the case now? It's horrible!

I hurriedly helped the unconscious Zuo Zheng get dressed, and then sat aside, so annoyed that I took a cigarette to smoke!

You say, will Zuo Zheng experience those things in my dreams in the next three years?

Riding a horse, I actually think that 99.99% of this is possible?!

It's all because Lin Yan is too sassy, he is so, it's strange that he won't take Zuo Zheng's body to mess around!

Brother, if after three years, if you accidentally bend or become a father...... I'm sorry for you! My conscience hurts right now! Otherwise, I don't care about the rumbling thunder outside, and now I'll dig up the tattoo and feed it to the dogs!!

Dish t

But after all, I didn't want to spoil Lin Shi's thousand-year-old cultivation, and sat next to me and smoked for a long time.

When I finished my last cigarette, Zuo Zheng woke up.

He asked in a daze, "What's wrong with me?" ”

"You're just too tired from work, so you're asleep." I said flatly.

He glanced at the wall clock on the wall: "What? It's already past 10 o'clock? I have to go back. ”

"Go ahead." I sighed.

He forgot what he was here for, only that it was not too early, and that he had to go back.

So he opened his umbrella and hurried out.

Just out of the house.

Rumble!

A bolt of lightning landed at his feet, blasting a hole.

"it!" He was startled, but Ray didn't stop him from going home, and he continued to walk in the direction of home.

So, I saw such a funny scene in the store:

Zuo Zheng took ten steps and a thunderbolt, all of which fell at his feet, and the thunder, "!" "The two voices are so harmonious......

Seeing this situation, I suddenly felt that my previous worries were all in vain, and it was still unknown whether Zuo Zheng and Lin Yan would survive this thunderstorm!

*

Later, I heard that Zuo Zheng would be struck by lightning as soon as he went out, so that he reduced the number of times he went out of the police station.

But one day, he had to go out.

I heard that it was to hunt down drug dealers, whenever the weather is bad and the storm is so big that people can't travel, it is also the time when the checkpoints on the road are the loosest, drug dealers like to choose to go out to transport drugs in this weather, and Zuo Zheng, as the leader, deployed for several days, and finally it was time to close the net.

He went to arrest the drug dealers, but because of the bad rainy weather, it caused a big obstacle to the arrest. When the net was closed, the drug dealer escaped, and he was the only one who chased after him, and fought to the death with the fierce drug dealer, just when he was almost killed by the villain, boom - thunder fell from the sky, accidentally, the thunder split crookedly, not to Zuo Zheng, but to the drug dealer next to him, chopping people to death.

And he just sprained his foot.

After hearing about this, I just want to say one thing: What kind of luck is this ...... on horseback?

*

This "thunderstorm" lasted for ten days and ten nights, and on the 11th day, people finally saw the sun that they had not seen for a long time.

And I, too, began to repair my dilapidated house.

What is called "the house leak coincides with a heavy rainstorm overnight", now I know, this week, I feel that I live in the ocean, not on the land, whining.

Just as I was repairing the roof, a voice came from below: "Is there smoke?" ”

Is Fan not saved?

I looked down, it was him. I was a little surprised to see him lazily appearing in the sun, because ghosts can't touch the sun, but he is extremely high, maybe he has reached the point where he can not be afraid of the sun?

And he came to the world without concealing his identity, so I thought he couldn't leave the hospital, lest the other impermanence ghosts find out. So he came to me, and I was really surprised.

"Yes." As soon as I took out the cigarette, he appeared on the roof, took the cigarette, looked down from the big hole in the roof, saw the big hole in the floor of the house, and couldn't help laughing: "What a thunderstorm!" ”

So I understood what he meant.

He motioned for me to light the fire, I knew his preference, so I called out the karmic fire to light a cigarette for him, but unexpectedly, as soon as I made a little effort, the karmic fire suddenly turned into a big fire, almost burning his nose!

I was shocked!

By the time I reacted, Fan Wusu had calmly lit a cigarette, and after taking a puff, he smiled and said to me: "What, it's obvious that someone else has crossed the catastrophe, why did you also cross the catastrophe?" ”

"I didn't." I said helplessly.

This may be Lin Xian's catastrophe near me, I was affected by him, he pestered me for a few days, I always felt that the thunder in the sky was ringing above my head, just listening to the sound I felt chest tightness and shortness of breath, as if I was pressed by something, and it was also like an invisible powerful force was unreasonably extracting my vitality, so every time Zuo Zheng came, I saw me lying on the chaise longue like a dead man, in fact, at that time, I really couldn't get up.

It wasn't until Lin Shi and Zuo Zheng left that my situation was better.

Unexpectedly, it was also an experience for me, which strengthened my strength again, which was really a blessing in disguise.

While repairing the roof, I told Fan Wusu about Lin Shi.

After listening to this, he smiled and said, "This ghost fairy is very interesting, the catastrophe is in the body, and he is dying, and he is still as skinny as you." ”

I think of Lin Yan's performance in those days, and I can't help but laugh, what does this mean? It shows that there are really people in this world who are skinning with their lives!

I asked Fan Wusu curiously, "Why are you so interested in ghosts and immortals?" Have you never seen a ghost in the underworld? ”

Fan Wusu said: "It's not that I haven't seen it, but it's rare." ”

He slapped me in the face: "There are only a handful." ”

So little?

After Fan Wusu took a puff of cigarette, he said to me: "I know what you're thinking, there are so many dead ghosts in this world, and there are 1 in 10,000 people who have innate talent to become ghost cultivators, and among these group of ghost cultivators, almost none of them can cultivate into ghosts and immortals, do you know why?" ”

"Why?"

"Because the first condition for being qualified to become a ghost cultivator is that you must first have the strength not to be dragged down to the underworld by black impermanence, and you know what kind of ghost this kind of ghost is." He smiled.

I immediately thought, "Is it a ghost with a strong grudge like a resentful ghost, a terrible ghost, and an earthbound spirit?" ”

Fan Wusu nodded: "These are the things that can basically become ghosts and cultivators, how can you become an immortal if you have a grudge and want to kill someone?" In the end, they can only cultivate in another direction, not become immortals. So when there were ghosts here, I was quite surprised. ”