I really collapsed, and this scream angered Zuo Zheng, he rushed over directly, grabbed my neck, and said angrily: "You little rabbit cub, I usually invite you to eat so many big meals, but you don't remember that I am good to you, but you also frame me for being bent?" Who gave you the confidence to think that you are handsome enough to bend a man? I think you're just too itchy, aren't you? ”

Ahem!

The "gay" I wrote on the symbol doesn't refer to you, big brother!

Just when I was about to explain this, Zuo Zheng suddenly stared at me and fell straight on top of me.

what？

When I reacted, I found that the ghost was standing behind Zuo Zheng, holding a broom in his hand, and he was the one who knocked Zuo Zheng unconscious!

The happily tossed the broom aside and shoved the Soul Stinger into my hand, along with a box of paint (when did he find out?). Embarrassment! And excitedly rolled up his sleeves and said excitedly: "Quick! I'm ready! Get me tattooed on him! eon，baby！ ”

Fuck your uncle, when did I promise you to help you stab your soul?!

Boom ——!

There was a thunderclap in the sky, and the sound was deafening, as if it was overhead, and I was stunned in the room!

"Quick!" The said excitedly, "I'm ready!" ”

And, he took off his clothes, and his expression was that rippling......

Fuck your uncle's ......

Boom, the thunder was getting closer and closer, as if it was going to explode overhead at any moment.

I gritted my teeth and asked, "Okay, where do you want to get a tattoo?" ”

"Am I picking the ground?" He asked in surprise.

"Hmm."

"That ......" Saobao quickly picked off Zuo Zheng's shirt, and when he saw Zuo Zheng's chest muscles and abdominal muscles, he let out a "wow" sound, and his eyes turned green.

In the next second, he took off Zuo Zheng's pants with lightning speed, solemnly examined Zuo Zheng's little brother, and laughed "oh hehe", laughing so lewdly and obscenely! There is no one more cheap than him!

Then, he grabbed Zuo Zheng's feet and lifted them, pointed to Zuo Zheng's chrysanthemum and said to me, "Just tattoo here." ”

I punched him out and yelled, "You're still being struck to death by thunder!" ”

Rumble!

He flew out, and was struck by lightning, and in an instant, the heavens and the earth were bright, and he was black.

I turned around and went to find the talisman, this time I was determined to let that ghost enter the door again!

But I didn't expect that as soon as I found the talisman, as soon as I turned around, I saw him standing behind me in pitch black and burnt, "Hey, hey, hey!" "Laughing silly, a mouthful of white teeth vividly illustrates what black toothpaste is.

"I was wrong, give me another chance, I was just joking with you. Hehehe......" said the black toothpaste with a smirk.

Seeing him black like this, I felt so happy, and my anger subsided, and I asked him, "Then what is your choice now?" ”

He pointed to the red mole on his brow and said, "Follow this pattern." ”

I fixed my eyes and saw that his red mole flickered and flowed, and his whole body was scorched into charcoal after being struck by the thunder, and the previous elegance was no longer there, but this red mole was not damaged at all, and there was still a streamer flickering, which showed that he had condensed his lifelong cultivation in this red mole.

It's okay, a small red mole can be tattooed in a matter of a minute or two.

I ordered the "beauty mole" for Zuo Zheng, everything was ready, and I looked up at the: "How long are you going to stay on him?" ”

"Three years."

"Three years?" I frowned: "It's too long!" ”

The time that the Assassin gives to the ghost is never generous, otherwise, you might as well say that time is "lifelong"? So what's the difference between you and the resurrection?

I used to stab the soul, and the longest time with the ghost was only three months, and this ghost actually opened his mouth and said that it would take three years?

Even if I could, I wouldn't be able to let one stay on Zuo Zheng's body for three years!

Boom ——!

Thunder immediately changed my mind, and I sighed, "Okay, three years is three years." Let's make a contract! ”

He folded his hands and bowed to me deeply, and suddenly became so regular, I was a little unaccustomed to it, and I didn't expect this to be able to speak in a normal voice: "Today, I received the great kindness of Mr. and I will never dare to forget it in Xialin." If he can successfully survive today's calamity and ascend to immortality, Lin Yan wishes to make three wishes to Mr. ......"

"I don't want it." I don't want to say it.

This immediately couldn't hold back, and said embarrassedly: "Are you stupid? Three promises of ghosts and fairies! Who in the world has such a good opportunity? If you give it to you for nothing, you don't want it? ”

"You ascend to immortal first, right?"

He clenched his fists: "I will!" ”

Thundered!

A bolt of lightning struck the door of my store, and with a click, my sign fell to the ground and cracked.

Me: "......"

You're going to be a big-headed ghost!

With the personality of your slut, it is better to be killed by thunder, what do you want to become an immortal, go to your uncle.

That's right, the thunder has been thundering for the past few days, and it never stops, do you think it's normal weather?

No, that's someone on the way!

This person is none other than Lin Shi, who was struck by lightning wherever he went. The telephone pole in front of my door, my signboard, my shop, and then I will be the one who steps on the horse!

But Lin Yan still refuses to leave, he has been pestering me, and he wants to take me to become an immortal with him? The cultivation of the old paper has not yet reached that point!

Today is already the fifth day of the Thunder Tribulation, I don't know how many Tribulation Thunder has fallen from the sky, but when I first saw Lin Shi, he was almost dying, he was chopped down from the sky, otherwise, as a thousand-year-old ghost cultivator, why would he ask me for help as a mortal? If he is willing to pull down his face and ask me for help, it means that he is almost at the end of his rope.

I didn't want to take care of this matter in the first place, so I avoided it if I could, so as not to be implicated, because I didn't practice enough, how could I help people through the tribulation?

Yes, I can't help.

But the left is able.

Lin Shi took a fancy to Zuo Zheng, Zuo Zheng's physique is really too special, all evils will not invade, and he can also resolve disasters and solve misfortunes, he is a great lucky star, follow him, and he may be able to survive this catastrophe smoothly.

It is not easy to practice for thousands of years, so it is better to help if you can.

At the same time, I also hope that Zuo Zheng is really a noble person and can help him resist the catastrophe.

The thunder is still wafting outside, and another thunder will fall at any moment. I sighed and made a long story short: "I don't need to make a promise to me after you become an immortal, I now have 4 wishes that you need to fulfill, you can just do it now." ”

Lin Shi pricked up his ears and listened: "What? ”

"In the next three years, Zuo Zheng is not allowed to be injured, Zuo Zheng's life is not allowed to be affected, Zuo Zheng's reputation is not allowed to be destroyed, and Zuo Zheng is not allowed to ......" I looked Lin Shi up and down, after being struck by lightning, he has turned into black toothpaste, and he is no longer the demonic appearance he used to be, but judging from his performance! I was very worried: "Don't mess with relationships!" ”

Lin Yan glanced at Zuo Zheng's *, and cried with a wow: "Such good conditions......"

"In short, what Zuo is like now, and when you return his body in three years, he will be what he will be. If he loses a hair at that time, I, Wu Shen, swear, that I will hunt you down to the end and kill you in the Yellow Spring, no matter what you are, I will also turn into powder with you in the red lotus karmic fire and dissipate in the universe! ”

"Ok......" he coaxed.

I was still not relieved, gritted my teeth and said uneasily: "If you break the contract in the next three years, I will definitely dig you out, come out, feed, and dog!" ”

"Uh-huh!" The cowardly nodded desperately.

My actor dog came running over and drooled at him and barked excitedly, and the mysterious smile on his face didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

I'm done: "Go in." ”

As soon as the words fell, he turned into a puff of green smoke and burrowed into the red dot on Zuo Zheng's eyebrows.

I cut my fingers, dripped them on the new tattoo, silently recited the soul lock spell, and locked Lin Shi in the new tattoo.

When this was done, my eyes went dark and I fainted.

Locking such a powerful ghost cultivator as Lin Yan in Zuo Zheng's body has simply exhausted my life's work......

I thought that locking Lin Yan in Zuo Zheng's body was a good deed, but I didn't expect that it was a good thought today that turned my life and Zuo Zheng's life upside down......