"Good~!" The dwarf imp nodded in satisfaction, and stretched out his skinny hand to Bai Xiaoran, and said, "Hello little sister, people outside call me 'Old Smoking Gun', you can call me like this in the future." What is your name? ”

"My name is ......"

Before Bai Xiaoran was about to say her name, I spoke first: "Just call her Xiaobai." ”

Gnome Imp: "Oh! ”

Fan Xueqi stepped forward and pointed to himself to introduce himself: "My name is ......"

Gnome Imp: "It doesn't matter. ”

And, turn your head away.

Finally!

Fan Xueqi understood: "! So you're such a pervert! Am I that bad? You don't even have the meaning to ask the name?? ”

Why don't you even ask for a name?

This is obviously a blatant disregard!

The dwarf imp didn't look over, he didn't look at Fan Xueqi, he turned behind Bai Xiaoran, and his eyes lingered on Bai Xiaoran's tail: "Xiaobai, can I touch your tail?" ”

"This ......" Bai Xiaoran glanced at me hesitantly, and at my signal, she plucked up her courage and said to the dwarf imp: "No! I don't like people touching my tail. ”

"Okay." The dwarf imp had no choice but to put down the hand that was about to be stretched out: "What a good medicinal herb for soaking wine!" ”

Bai Xiaoran was frightened by 10,000 critical hits!

Fan Xueqi was happy: "Haha! It turns out that the reason he likes you is that he wants to take you to make wine! This can be had, snake wine is very replenishing! It's good that I'm human, so it's useless to soak in wine......"

The dwarf imp smoked a cigarette and said, "Wine for the eyes, wine for the heart, wine for the tongue, wine for the fingers, wine for the womb......"

Before he finished speaking, Fan Xueqi's face had turned pale, and he hugged Bai Xiaoran tremblingly.

It's all difficult sisters and sisters, don't say anyone.

"This is what you want." The gnome imp took the eye drops out.

I thanked him sincerely, and handed him all the money in the bag, and after he accepted it, he said, "This thing you want is really the farthest place I've ever been." ”

"Good work." I said to him, "Next time I'll ask the little girls to bring you some shredded tobacco from the world." ”

"That's pretty much it."

*

When the things were in hand, I took Fan Xueqi and Bai Xiaoran back with me.

It wasn't until I walked out of the gloomy ghost market tremblingly that Fan Xueqi finally relaxed and asked me puzzledly: "Uncle Xiao, what is this thing you want?" Why did the ghost say he went to the farthest place to get it? What is that place? How far away? ”

I said, "The other side." ”

Fan Xueqi: "? ”

I said, "Doesn't everyone in the world say that there is yin and yang on the other side?" Actually, ghosts are also separated. There are two kinds of yang longevity and yin longevity in this world, and when people are alive, they enjoy yang longevity, and yang longevity dies at the end of the day. After death becomes a ghost, there is also Yin Shou, and before Yin Shou ends, ghosts can't be reincarnated, so these ghosts who can't go to reincarnation have to find a way to continue their lives, and these lives are the same as what you see, basically the same as when they were alive. On the other side, there are ghosts that can be reincarnated and ghosts that cannot be reincarnated. When the yin life is over, there will be a special extraditer rowing from that section of the Lechuan River to pick up the ghosts who can be reincarnated. What I want is the thing on the other side, so I say that it is the farthest place that the old smoker has ever been, because with his yin life, he can't go to that end at present. ”

That's why I said that what this guy did was breaking the law and discipline!

Fan Xueqi said "oh" and understood: "I understand, no wonder I said why ghosts still stay in the world after they die, instead of going directly to the underworld as the book says." So that's it! ”

"Next Tuesday, at 11 p.m., remember to come to my store."

As soon as she heard this, Fan Xueqi's face completely changed: "Uncle Xiao, do you really want me to go?!" ”

"Uh-huh~!"

Bai Xiaoran was aggrieved: "What about me?" Can I not go? ”

Me: "What do you say?" ”

"Go!" Fan Xueqi was clever, and quickly grabbed Bai Xiaoran's arm, and immediately sold sympathy: "Xiaoran~, you also heard it, that old smoking gun wants you to go, and I attach it." Now Uncle Xiao must force me to get eye drops, if you don't go, it's okay, and I have to go. But if I go there alone, the ghost will be angry, and he will be so angry that he will really gouge out my eyes, chop off my fingers, and take them to make wine! Xiaoran, you don't know how terrible things have happened to me before! I'm not like you, you can scare ghosts away, but I'm at the bottom of the food chain, and if I go in alone, I'll die! Are you willing to let me die? ”

"What have you been through?" Bai Xiaoran asked suspiciously.

"Go back, I'll tell you again!"

Looking at Fan Xueqi's cleverness, she never let go of Bai Xiaoran's hand along the way, for fear that she would abandon herself.

Bai Xiaoran's heart is very soft-hearted, and sure enough, after listening to what happened to Fan Xueqi in the carnivore shop, coupled with Fan Xueqi's instigation, Bai Xiaoran finally agreed to go with Fan Xueqi to get eye drops next Tuesday.

*

Wednesday.

It's time for Ayu to come to my tattoo parlor to get eye drops.

When he came, he walked normally, not as embarrassed as he had been when he had the first attack of eye pain, and at that time he was like motion sickness, and he could not stand steadily; Now, it looks like he can walk okay, but his face is a little haggard.

As soon as Ayu came to me, I took out the eye drops and gave them to him.

He didn't say a word, first dropped his eye drops, closed his eyes and rested for a while, and then his face slowly relaxed.

He opened his eyes, breathed a long sigh of relief, screwed the cap of the eye drops, and said to me, "Sure enough, only your eye drops work." Where the hell did you get these eye drops? I can't stand it anymore, I'm going to stock up! ”

I said, "No, I can only get a little bit of this stuff a week." ”

Ayu asked aggressively, "What is it made of?" ”

"There is nothing in the world."

He was stunned: "The world ...... None? ”

I nodded calmly: "Yes, it's not a human thing." ”

“！！” He gasped for a long time before he reacted, and with a bang, he stood up and knocked down the chair, and he stared at me with his writing wheel eyes wide: "Who the hell are you?" What the hell is the eye drop you gave me? ”

I said, "Don't worry, it's a good thing." Don't ask so much, I won't hurt you, as long as you do what I say you and drop this eye drop every day, nothing will happen. ”

"Really?"

"Really."

He stood with a cloudy face, and after thinking for a long time, he picked up his chair, sat down again in front of me, and asked me in a low voice, "You say, are there ghosts in this world?" ”

I shook my head, "No." ”

"But as you just said, eye drops are not something that exists in the world!"

I grinned, "In that case, I'm just going to describe to you how hard it is to get this eye drop, it's not something you can get if you want it." ”

“……”

I poured him a cup of tea, calmed him down, and said, "There are no ghosts in this world, and if there are ghosts, they must be ghosts that live in people's hearts." ”

Laugh.

But my "friendly" smile made Ayu's face even more ugly!

He didn't drink tea, but glared at me, and after staring for a while, his lips trembled, and a faint voice came out of his mouth: "I'll tell you, I'...... I see it......! ”

I calmly drank my tea: "What do you see?" ”

"Ghost!"

He drank tea, moistened his throat, and I couldn't wait to say, "Boss, I'll tell you." Ever since you tattooed my eyeballs, I feel like I don't have a writing wheel eye, but a yin and yang eye! In the past, with your eye drops, I rarely saw the shadow of a ghost, and even if I did, it wasn't very clear, so I didn't take it to heart! However, this week, I didn't have your eye drops, and my eyes didn't hurt so much, but I seemed to see a lot of abnormal things! ”

I said, "Could it be that your eyes are hallucinating?" After all, getting an eye tattoo on your eyeball may also affect your eye nerves. ”

"Impossible!" Ayu said nervously: "In addition to seeing, I also feel it!" ”