Bai Xiaoran looked around, looking out of state: "What kind of place is this?" ”

"yes, what kind of place is this? Why are there so many ghosts? "Fan Xueqi finally remembered this question!" And the monkey, what's going on? Uncle Junior, did you bring us here to sell us? ”

Bai Xiaoran was in a trance: "It's so scary here!" It's really horrible! I've never seen so many ghosts! Just now I saw a ghost sitting on a small bench washing his intestines...... Woowoo...... Is this a haunted house? ”

Fan Xueqi, who was at the bottom of the "......" food chain, didn't want to speak again.

I saw that it was not early, so I grabbed the two girls by the collars and left.

I said to Bai Xiaoran: "Xiaoran, what is this place, I'll tell you when I go back." The first time you come, you may be a little scared, but after a few more visits, you will feel that this place is very suitable for you, and maybe I won't let you come when the time comes, and you still won't. ”

said to Fan Xueqi: "I want to know what kind of place this is?" The next time you come by yourself, you'll know what the hell this is. If you want to know what the monkey is all about, ask the monkey yourself. ”

"I don't want it!" Fan Xueqi's voice is out of tune again!

I laugh~

I like to listen to your tune, it's more requiem than a requiem~!

*

After the ghost market calmed down for a while, the green ghost fire lit up.

Clusters of ghost fires floated in mid-air, illuminating the fog-shrouded streets, and stalls and vendors were exposed, and when the gloomy faces of white or green were suddenly revealed, Fan Xueqi and Bai Xiaoran screamed, and then pounced on me and screamed!

Here, I need to warn my fellow men for one thing......

Don't take your girlfriend to watch horror movies in the future, although it's a very dark thing to wait for a beautiful woman to give her a hug...... But strangled by the neck, you try!

I coughed and pulled down the hand that was holding my neck, and kept reassuring, "It's okay, it's okay, I'm here!" ”

"......," the two girls stopped screaming.

Bai Xiaoran tried hard to hide behind me, but her thick, long tail couldn't hide it at all.

She whispered behind me, "Wu Shen, look, are there a lot of ghosts?" ”

Fan Xueqi was simple and rude: "Ouch, my mother! So many ghosts! ”

The ghost dealers were glaring at us.

No, to be exact, it should be staring at Bai Xiaoran.

Under the angry gaze of so many ghosts, Bai Xiaoran's teeth chattered: "Giggles (the sound of teeth fighting)...... Mrs. is terrible~! Not to mention that I will love this place, I will never want to come to this place again! Mrs. is terrible! ”

"I don't want to come to this place next time!" Fan Xueqi finally found a soulmate.

I sighed, hung the bag on Bai Xiaoran's body, and said to her: "There is paper money in the bag, you can grab a handful of paper money and scatter it when you take five steps, remember to scatter a handful of paper money and say, 'I'm sorry, the newcomer has just arrived, I offended you, and I ask you for your forgiveness.'" ’”

Bai Xiaoran looked confused: "Obviously they scared me, why do I have to tell them I'm sorry?" ”

I laughed and said, "When other people are doing a small business here, as soon as you come, you scare away their customers, do you think that when the ghost sees you, he will not be afraid?" ”

"What do I have to be afraid of! I'm so cute! Bai Xiaoran said angrily!

I laughed, "Go ahead." ”

Bai Xiaoran snorted, followed my words, walked in front, scattered a handful of paper money every five steps, and repeated my words word for word every time: "I'm sorry, the newcomer has just arrived, and I have offended you, and I ask you for your forgiveness." Sorry ......"

As soon as they saw the paper money she threw out, the ghost dealers' eyes turned green, and they all rushed out to grab the money.

It's good to be able to grab money.

As the saying goes: money can make ghosts grind!

The ghost market is open once a week on Tuesday, and the ghost dealers are waiting for the arrival of this day, but tonight Bai Xiaoran's mistaken trespass and running without saying hello frightened the ghost tourists who came to the market, so that the ghost dealers could not do business, and it was natural that they would be angry with Bai Xiaoran.

is willing to take paper money, which means that they accept Bai Xiaoran's apology and will not embarrass us anymore.

Laugh~

Seeing this situation, Fan Xueqi suddenly had a good idea: "I know, Uncle Xiao, if you don't teach me the spell of arson, then the next time I come, I will bring a lot of paper money, like Xiaoran, so that no ghosts will come to beat me." ”

I laughed, "But I advise you better not." ”

Fan Xueqi: "Why? ”

Me: "There's no why. ”

"Humph!" Fan Xueqi glared at me and turned her head angrily.

*

When this ghost market came to an end, I walked a few more steps and came to Bai Xiaoran's side, grabbed her hand, and stopped her from throwing out the last handful of paper money: "Okay." ”

"Is it okay?" Bai Xiaoran looked at me suspiciously.

"Hmm." I untied the purse from her neck and put it back on my own.

The reason why I didn't let her continue to throw money was that I had to keep this last handful of money to buy eye drops~!

That's right, I'm looking for a dwarf imp squatting at the very end of the ghost market.

This dwarf imp looks a lot like a goblin in a foreign movie, with green skin, big eyes, pointed ears, and unusually long fingers, which looks ugly and cute.

But the voice was cute at all, it was an old man's hoarse voice: "It's so lively today!" ”

I smiled awkwardly and said, "The newcomer doesn't understand the rules, so I made a fuss, but seeing that everyone has already lost their anger, this matter is okay, right?" ”

The dwarf imp smoked a hookah, snorted softly, and did not speak.

Fan Xueqi looked at him and asked curiously, "Are we here to buy something from him?" But、But he doesn't seem to be the same as the ghost dealers who set up stalls outside.、He doesn't have a stall! ”

"Because he's not a regular ghost dealer." I lowered my voice and said to Fan Xueqi.

How so?

To use an analogy, the ghost dealer who sets up a stall here is like a businessman with a formal business license in the world, but this dwarf imp is not legal, not only is it illegal, but it is even ...... It's also illegal!

Because of this, he will hide at the end of the ghost market, waiting to do business.

I pulled Fan Xueqi out and said to the dwarf ghost: "I won't come in the future, this child will buy that one with you, you can recognize her face, and you can do business in the future." ”

The dwarf imp glanced at Fan Xueqi, "cut", then turned his head, held his face, and admired Bai Xiaoran: "Let her come." ”

I hid Bai Xiaoran behind me and said, "This child doesn't come, you can also see it, she has scared so many ghosts away when she first arrived, if she comes again next time, in case she scares all the guests away, what should I do?" ”

"What's the matter with me? The people who do business with me are all big people with backgrounds and knowledge, how could they be scared away by such a little goblin? She scared away the guests of the ghost dealers outside, and their customers were scared away, but they were the ones who affected the business, not me. The dwarf imp said.

"Yes, yes, let Xiaoran come!" Fan Xueqi said immediately!

Bai Xiaoran wrinkled her little face aggrievedly and glared at her depressedly.

I said to the dwarf imp, "No, no, no, this time this child made a mistake, and I will punish her for coming here for training......"

Gnome imp: "If you make a mistake, won't you forgive?" It's not a matter of human life, so if you are an adult, be generous. ”

Me: "......"

"Yes, yes, yes! You're really right! After speaking, Fan Xueqi turned his head to me and shouted excitedly: "Little uncle, did you hear that?" It's not a big matter of human life, I say I'm sorry, you just say it's okay! What kind of man are you! ”

Me: "......"

MMP, I'm so angry, but I don't know what to say?

But it's not right to be so sneering in front of me!

My eyes lit up, and I said to the dwarf imp: "Then so be it, let these two children come and buy things with you in the future!" What do you think? ”

Fan Xueqi's arrogance disappeared in an instant, and she stared at me with wide eyes with Bai Xiaoran - cool!