I was stunned, glanced at him, smiled awkwardly, and said, "Little boss, it's not that I buried you, your height, I'm afraid it's not suitable to be an eight immortals." ”

I'm telling the truth, it takes strength and height to carry the coffin, this Huang Yi is one meter five tall, if we carry the coffin, it is estimated that the dragon frame will not be able to reach his shoulders, and when the time comes, there will only be seven eight immortals who will only use their strength, which will attract gossip from others.

He was stunned and said, "Is it feasible to hold the coffin with your hands?" ”

"Lifted? Do you know how much a coffin weighs? The lightest ones are about 360 pounds, are you sure you can lift them? I asked suspiciously.

He nodded and said, "Jiu Yanzi, it's not my brother bragging, in the three years of MLM, I exercised every day, and my strength was much greater than ordinary people." ”

Saying wow, he stood up, scooped up a chair, threw it into the air, turned around, caught the chair with one hand, and said, "How?" Is it qualified to be the Eight Immortals? ”

I didn't speak, the strength of this arm was enough, and it was a bit unbearable to say that I would refuse him, after all, he was now in a low period and desperately needed a job. If you want to say yes, others carry the coffin on their shoulders, but he lifts it with his hands, which is a little unreasonable.

After hesitating for a while, I finally decided that I was going to give him a try, so I asked him, "Where do you live now?" Is there any contact information? ”

He laughed and said, "Walking Horse Village, you can find me by calling my uncle's number, and his number is 1380XXX." ”

I hummed, didn't say anything more, ordered some food and had a few beers with him. After the meal, he called the waiter and said that he was paying the bill, and I saw that he only had a 100-yuan bill in his wallet, and the meal cost about 90 yuan.

Seeing this, I smiled bitterly, this Huang Yi is still like that, he has a hundred yuan on him, he can spend a hundred yuan to invite a friend to dinner, and he will definitely not think about what life he will take tomorrow. In a word, this person can be said to be a knife in the ribs for his friends, but he has to get by with his life.

To describe it in a bad word, it is to slap a swollen face and rush to a fat man, and in a nice word, it is very face-loving.

In this regard, I was also very drunk, so I rushed ahead of him to give him the money for the meal, and led him to the stammering house for a circle. During this period, I considered asking him to go to Guo Fatzi, anyway, Guo Fatzi was planning to open a company and needed manpower, let him go, Guo Fatzi would definitely agree.

However, Huang Yi disagreed, saying that people who had engaged in pyramid schemes went to work in the company, which would bring a lot of trouble to Guo Fatzi.

As soon as he said this, I didn't know what to say, so I casually talked to him about some school matters, and at five o'clock in the afternoon, he left. When he was leaving, he asked me to call him when I was alive.

After he left, I went back to my small room, and was about to study the secrets of the perineum house, when my mobile phone rang, and when I picked it up, I saw that it was Lang Gao.

Answering the phone, before I could speak, Lang Gao spoke first, his voice was a little hurried, and said: "Chen Baxian, that person is dying, you'd better guard that person these days." ”

"Where?" I asked.

"Horse Walk Village!" He said.

As soon as I heard this, I was stunned, that Huang Yi seemed to be in Horse Walking Village, could it be that the relative he served was the person Director Lang said? That's too much of a coincidence, isn't it?

Suppressing the doubts in my heart, I asked Lang Gao about the man's situation. He told me that the man's surname was Shen, a single name and a soldier, Chinese New Year's Eve three years old today, and he used to mix black in the provincial capital, and he seemed to be mixing well, and he was a small leader. Because he offended people, he was cut off with a watermelon knife, and he had a daughter, who is nine years old this year.

As for his daughter-in-law, some people say that he was killed first and then in the provincial capital, and some people say that his daughter-in-law ran away, what the truth is, no one can figure it out, and they know that during the time when Shen Jun was recuperating at home, only his daughter was by his side, and his daughter-in-law never came back.

After listening to Lang Gao's story, I thought for a while and said, "How to calculate the funeral expenses?" ”

He scolded with a smile and said, "Your money is indispensable, he still has 4,000 yuan in his passbook, and the village has made up 2,000 yuan, a total of 6,000 yuan, which is enough for funerals, right?" ”

I hummed and said, "It's enough, it's just this money, I'm afraid the funeral won't be lively, don't say I'm embezzling money when the time comes." ”

He smiled and said, "Chen Baxian, I still believe in your character, but I heard some people say that Shen Jun has three homicides on his body, and his funeral is a little difficult to handle, you have to be mentally prepared, don't say I didn't remind you." ”

"Don't worry! I'm in my own hands! After so many funerals, I still have this confidence, and I asked again: "By the way, Director Lang, the 6,000 yuan you said won't include the coffin, right?" ”

"You kid, you're getting better and better!" He smiled and said, "Don't worry, the coffin was donated by the village, not included in the six thousand yuan, you only need to be responsible for the funeral and carry the coffin, by the way, the money for the meal is in the six thousand yuan, you look at the arrangement yourself." ”

After speaking, before I could speak, he snapped and hung up the phone. Made, looking at this stance, he knows that I intend to make him a confidant.

After hanging up the phone, I thought about it, I know the walking horse village, it is not far from the town, about seven or eight miles away. I heard that the young people of that village are all in the provincial capital, so the people of that village are very strong, and they often make trouble in our town, and they even beat our mayor before, and few people are willing to go to that village.

Especially when marrying a girl, as long as you hear that the man is from Walker Village, he immediately disagrees, and no matter how rich and powerful the man is, in a word, he will not marry his daughter to Walker Village.

Later, the women in the Horse Walk Village are not easy to find their in-laws, or that sentence, the men on our side have a particularly strong sense of machismo, but the women in the Horse Walking Village are very fierce and spicy, and they like to play with their husbands when they have nothing to do, just ask, which man is willing to marry this kind of woman?

Thinking of this, I couldn't smile bitterly, hurriedly packed some funeral utensils, and prepared to go to Horse Walking Village. At this time, the stammerer walked back with her mother carrying a hoe.

As soon as the stammering saw me carrying funeral utensils, he said, "Brother Jiu, are you here to live?" ”

I nodded, not daring to speak, mainly for fear that my stammering mother would blame me, so I gave him a look, meaning that I was waiting for him outside.

He came to his senses and was about to put down the hoe, when his mother sighed, grabbed me, and said, "Nine boys, I know that my family is obviously going out with you to do funerals and carry coffins, and at first I was also against young people doing this work. However, seeing that he is much more cheerful than before, I have no objection. (Stammer's original name, Sun Ming)

As she spoke, she raised her eyes and stared at me for a while, then slowly spoke, "Nine Guys, can you promise me a condition?" ”