As the saying goes, people have to die more than people, and goods have to be thrown away, after knowing Wang Muyang's story from Su Mengke's mouth, I can't wait to find a rope to hang myself, the same nineteen years old, the difference is too big.

When I was six years old, I was still wearing open crotch pants and a runny nose in the first grade, and Wang Muyang had already started to get into feng shui.

When I was nine years old, I was still playing with mud, herding cattle, and digging birds' nests, and Wang Muyang had already begun to find graves for people.

I graduated from elementary school at the age of twelve, and I was still looking forward to the life of junior high school, so Wang Muyang had already begun to contact funerals.

I graduated from junior high school at the age of fifteen, and I was planning my future life, when Wang Muyang had already joined the Metaphysical Association and got the first coffin bearer's degree.

When I was eighteen years old, I stepped into the coffin bearer, and Wang Muyang had already become a famous coffin bearer in the north.

Made, this comparison, I found that I was not qualified to lift shoes for Wang Muyang, it was really a sad story.

Some people say that people's potential is forced out, which is not wrong at all, since I knew Wang Muyang's growth path, I basically only slept six hours a day, and I had to be immersed in the secrets of the yin house day and night.

Fortunately, my 'immortal root' is okay, in two months, most of the contents of the Yin Mansion Secret Guide have been digested, I dare not say that it is comparable to the top earth immortals, at least a few points more powerful than ordinary earth immortals.

Of course, I'm so good, it's just some theoretical things, and the actual operation is pitiful.

Life is boring, and this is my experience of those two months of life.

In the blink of an eye, it was the beginning of May 2006. On this day, I was immersed in the secret of the yin house, and the sound of 'Didi' sounded, which was the sound of QQ messages.

Put away the secrets of the house, picked up the phone and looked at it, there was a message from a high school classmate on QQ, the content was: Jiu Yanzi, where did you get rich recently, and did you have a suitable job?

Looking at the news, I was stunned, when I was in high school, few people called me Jiu Yanzi, only one person called me Jiu Yanzi, but that person only studied in high school for a week, and it is said that he was deceived into going to Nanning to engage in pyramid schemes, and he disappeared for several years, is it really him?

I replied, are you Huang Yi?

Soon, the QQ message had an echo, and he said: "Jiu Yanzi, remember me, yes, it's not a shame that I helped you fight with Guo Fatzi in the first place, how about it?" Do you have a job description? ”

When I saw this, I smiled, what he said, I still remember, at that time, just entered high school, we grabbed water and washed clothes at school, and fought with someone, there were three people on the other side, we were on my side and Guo Fatzi, we were about to win.

Who knows, this Huang Yi intervened, saying that he was helping us, but in fact he was doing us a disservice, but as a result, we were beaten by those three people, and even the plastic bucket for washing clothes was smashed.

Speaking of which, some people will definitely ask, can two or three win, and three can lose? That's, isn't it?

That's the truth, Huang Yi is only about 1.5 meters tall, and his body is thin, about 80 pounds, and the three of them are also very damaged, picking out those who are good to bully and beat, I and Guo Fatzi definitely can't watch it, right?

The next thing, as you can imagine, is that we have to protect him, and we have received a lot of fists on our bodies.

Since then, Guo Fatzi and I have given him a nickname, the little boss, the small person, but the big brother is full of fan. The most fatal point is that he has a common problem with Guo Fatzi, who is lustful.

It is said that he was deceived into going to Nanning to engage in pyramid schemes, that is, he met a woman on the Internet, in his words, the woman was the Snow White in his life, chatted for less than three days, took a semester's living expenses, and went straight to Nanning, since then there has been no news, QQ avatar has always been gray, I didn't expect him to take the initiative to contact me.

Immediately, I hurriedly asked him what his mobile phone number was. He said he was in an Internet café and didn't have a mobile phone, so he asked me where I was.

I gave him the address and asked him to come to me.

Where do you know, he told me that he was in a 100% Internet café in Dongxing Town, and asked me to go over to find him.

Confucius said: It is very happy to have friends from afar. I hurriedly tidied up my clothes, put my wallet in my pocket, and walked out of the room, stammering that I was not at home, I should have gone to the field with his mother to do farm work.

It took more than ten minutes to run to the 100% Internet café, and I saw Huang Yi sitting on the machine at the very end, wearing a light blue shirt, his hair combed with oil and wax, and he was 'talking' with a sister next to him.

"Little Boss!" I yelled at him.

"Nine Boys!" He stood up, glanced at the computer screen of the sister paper, and tinkered with his own computer, if I guessed correctly, the goods should be the QQ number of the sister paper.

After waiting for about two minutes, he came over, I looked at him, his height was still the same as before, one meter five, and his face was as handsome as before, but there was a little more vicissitudes that did not fit his age, especially his face, which should have been a pyramid scheme when he didn't eat any nutritional products, and he was a little sallow.

On the whole, this Huang Yi is very handsome when he sits, and he can charm many women, standing up, his height is a hard injury, and how many women he can charm depends on the woman's height requirements for the opposite sex.

"Nine Boys!" He hugged me and said, "Let's go, brother will take you to dinner." ”

I nodded, didn't speak, and followed him out of the Internet café.

He found a decent restaurant and sat down near the window.

As soon as I sat down, I couldn't wait to ask him, "What have you been doing all these years?" Really engaged in pyramid schemes? ”

A trace of embarrassment flashed across his face, and he said: "Yes, I was deceived by that female netizen into Nanning for three years to engage in pyramid schemes, and I didn't get a penny, but I pasted my parents 50,000 or 60,000 yuan into it." ”

After speaking, he asked the waiter for two beers, opened them, poured me a glass, poured himself a glass, poured it down, and said: "Last month, that pyramid scheme den was smashed, I was sent home, I wanted to find a job near my hometown, those bosses disliked me for engaging in pyramid schemes, alas! ”

Hearing this, I was stunned, it's no wonder that those bosses, pyramid schemes are just like those girls being 'miss' on our side, and they are not received. If someone's children are caught in pyramid schemes, those relatives and friends guard against them like thieves, for fear that their children will have contact with that person and be deceived into engaging in pyramid schemes.

I patted him on the shoulder and said, "Don't mention those things that are not fun, by the way, why are you in Dongxing Town?" I think you don't seem to be from our side. ”

"One of my relatives is dying, and there is no one to serve him, and I am idle at home, so I come here to serve that relative." As he spoke, he poured down a sip of beer, I don't know if he was drunk or what, glanced at me, and said lightly: "Jiu Yanzi, I heard that you are doing well in Dongxing Town, how is it?" Take me one? ”

"Alas!" I sighed and said, "Good P, I have some trouble with my parents, I'm embarrassed to go home, I don't even have accommodation, I've been living with friends all this time, and as for work, saying it will make you laugh." ”

"What job?" He asked, confused.

"Eight immortals, who specialize in carrying coffins, occasionally take over funerals." After saying this, I felt very bitter in my heart, who doesn't want to have a decent job, and it's enviable to say it. However, my job is a joke to say.

Huang Yi didn't seem to care at all, and said with a smile: "This profession is good, there is a person in our village who specializes in funerals, and he built a three-story small western-style building at home this year." ”

As he spoke, he put his arm around my shoulder, "I've decided, I'm too lazy to go out and suffer the strange eyes of those people, and I'll be the Eight Immortals with you." ”