Thundered!

I've never seen such bad weather, thunder and lightning in the sky criss-crossed, even if it looks terrible, but it is every time it splits, it will definitely hit the ground, even from a distance, a straight line falling from the sky, can make my heart beat.

And the bad thing is that this bad weather has been going on for two days.

On this day, I came back from outside with an umbrella, and before I reached the door of the store, I saw a lightning bolt in the sky descending directly in front of my store!

Bang!

Sparkling!

Blind me!

Red and fiery trance!

Needless to say, at that moment I was really scared by this thunder and lightning and was stupid, but fortunately it only fell on the door of my store, not me, otherwise I would have broken in half from the middle like the telephone pole in front of my store.

After relieving myself, I saw that the thunder and lightning in the sky would not fall for a while, so I calmly walked towards the store.

"Hey, young people now, don't you know how to help the old man who fell down?" A faint voice rang out from behind.

I stopped.

Three seconds later, I walked into the store.

"! It's really not helpful! "That voice exploded!

But in the next second, it was lost in the thunder.

June 8, 2016, a thunderstorm, this is the day I met Lin Shi, a bewitching slut.

*

Boom Boom –

In this bad weather, it feels like people are hiding in the house, and they are just as soon to be deafened by the thunder.

The ghost came in and said that he was an old man, and that he was indeed a little old, and that his hair was so long that it reached his ankles, and that he was dressed in a dressing gown...... Oh no, it's an ancient robe, but now it's been wet by the heavy rain, and his whole body is dripping with water, and people who don't know think he's a water ghost, but in fact, he's been in the rain outside for a long time;

But he said that he was an "old man", his hair was black and bright, as if he had used a soft face, a face was white and handsome, his facial features were exquisite, to put it bluntly, he was male and female, and there was a round and full cinnabar mole between his forehead, and there was a hint of charm when he bowed his head and was shy.

The most excessive thing is that he relied on his long hair, white skin and beautiful appearance, and even pretended to be a woman, pinched his throat, and said to me weakly: "Childe, the slave family has been alone for so many years, and now it is trapped by the heavy rain, and it is even more lonely and cold. If the son is willing to take in the slave family and give him a chance to stab the soul, the slave family is willing to make a promise to warm the bed for the son. ”

I don't care about you......

The rain has drenched him into a soup chicken, and his robes are all attached to his body, whether he is male or female, 36d or flat-chested, you can see at a glance that he still wants to pretend to be a woman with his long hair?

And the most excessive thing is that this ghost stands up a little taller than me, and he really goes to bed, who will attack and who will suffer?

So, I kicked the bag out of the door and put a charm on the door of the store to ward off evil spirits.

"Wait a minute! Actually, I'm here to do business with you! The ghost outside finally stopped pinching the duck's throat and shouting.

As soon as I heard that there was business, I immediately tore up the evil charm and invited him to come in and talk in detail.

As soon as I sat down, I asked, "How much money do you have?" ”

The ghost said, "No money." ”

My face immediately turned cold.

The next second, the ghost flew out.

Once again, I put a talisman to ward off evil spirits: [Edict: Poor ghosts are not allowed to enter!] 】

*

The next day, it was still the same terrible weather, so bad that people couldn't be grumpy.

I was lying on the chaise longue when I heard someone outside talking loudly: "Wu Shen, what are you sticking to the door?" ”

When I heard this voice, my face changed, and I quickly got up to take a look!

Really!

Zuo Zheng walked in with a large bag of instant noodles in one hand and an evil charm in the other, and the wet one grabbed the corner of his clothes and followed in, and greeted me with a smile on his face behind him.

"...... "I don't want to speak.

Zuo Zheng came this time, because he was worried that I would starve to death in the store, after all, in such bad weather, the delivery staff did not dare to come out to deliver food, Zuo Zheng knew my inertia, so he specially sent instant noodles thousands of miles, so that even if I didn't go out at home, I could make instant noodles full.

After he left, I resigned myself to my fate, after all, I am a Buddhist shopkeeper who believes in fate, since people can enter my shop, it means that I have a fate with him, and I have to admit this business without money.

After sitting down, the ghost folded his hands on his chest, looked up at the ceiling, smiled and said to me with great excitement:

"I want my deed owner to be a woman around 16-18 years old, and I am too old a girl if I am not married after 18."

"About 1.6 meters tall, not too short, not too tall."

"Weigh about 90 pounds, not more than 100 pounds."

"Your hair should be black and not dyed. It's still long, the parents of the body hair and skin, I can't see the juniors of your generation cutting their hair at every turn, you are so unfilial! ”

"The skin must be white...... White and red, that kind of health. ”

"People must be beautiful, there is no need to look better than me, there is no woman in this world who can look better than me. If I'm 10 for beauty, I want my deed owner to be at least 7. ”

"Must be able to cook."

"You must be proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting."

"I still have to have money, I will eat her with me, and I can't go hungry."

"The family background must be good, and it is best if both parents have official positions, but it is really not good, and it must be a scholarly family!"

"It's best if she's the only daughter in the family, so that when her parents pass away, Wanguan's family property will be me and hers, hahaha~~"

The next second, he flew again.

I put a newly written note on the door again: [Edict: Poor ghosts and Zuo Zheng are not allowed to enter!] 】

*

On the third day, I was still lying on the chaise longue.

"Wu Shen! What do you mean by that? With such a heavy rain, I came over to bring you warmth, and you didn't let me in? You hate me for being poor?! "A loud roar outside the door!

I looked up, and sure enough, it was exactly the same scene as yesterday, with a big bag of vegetables in my left hand, a talisman in my right hand, and a wet ghost behind my buttocks, and the ghost greeted me with a smile on his face.

Me: "......"

Fate!

"Why are you here again?" I asked Zuo Zheng in despair.

Zuo Zheng angrily threw Fu in my face: "I have received the bonus, I want to invite you to eat hot pot!" ”

"Another bonus?" I'm surprised, this guy is really a lucky star, why is there a bonus from time to time? Did you solve any big case this time, or did you save some powerful characters?

But......

Brother, can you not use your blessings on that poor ghost? How many times has this brought the poor ghost into the door!!

But Zuo Zheng didn't know the collapse in my heart, and carried the dishes into the kitchen to wash.

Alas, forget it, heavy rain, thunder and lightning, eat hot pot in the store...... I finally found a touch of warmth in the icy weather.

After eating the hot pot and sending Zuo Zheng away, I turned around and was about to find a broom to drive out a certain ghost that slipped in, but this ghost grabbed the broom and pleaded softly: "Master, I was wrong!" It was a day of deep self-reflection! I shouldn't have made so many demands on women, no matter how crooked girls look, I shouldn't dislike them! From now on, no matter what kind of girl you're looking for, I'll do whatever you want! ”

Very conscious, not bad.

So I put down the broom and said, "Well, in that case, I'll take you in for the time being." ”

He nodded excitedly, and as soon as the conversation box opened, it was like a machine gun:

"By the way, Master, what's the name of that friend of yours?"

"How old are you?"

"I think he's pretty strong, he has a few abs, you know?"

"Is he married?"

"Do you have a girlfriend?"

"Are your parents still alive?"

"What does it do? Is the job title high? ”

"How much is the deposit?"

"Do you have a house or a car?"

"By the way, and most importantly, how many times can he do it in one night?"

Smile ~ Rong ~ Full ~ Face ~ Spring ~ Heart ~ Swing ~ Yang ~

The next second, he flew again.

I re-attached a new evil charm: [Edict: Male ghosts, Zuo Zheng, and gay are not allowed to enter!] 】

*

On the fourth day, I lay my body on a chaise longue.

A familiar roar at the door: "Wu Shen!" What do you mean this time?! gay？！ You even put me and gay together and say, do you think I'm gay? Lao Tzu couldn't be straighter, okay? Lao Tzu buys you instant noodles every day, without Lao Tzu, you and your dog will starve to death, you do this to Lao Tzu?! You fucking think your ass is itchy and fucked, huh? ”

I looked up in despair.

The recipe at the door is still familiar......

"Ah——!h I grabbed my hair and broke down!