Chen Nan had a long dream......

He dreamed that he was standing at the top of the world, and countless people shouted at him: King of Esports!!

The whole audience is shouting, the whole world is shouting...

Shout his name...

"Chen Da slut!!"

"Chen Da slut!!"

……

When everyone shouted this name, Chen Nan opened his eyes violently.

"Whew~Whew, it's terrifying!" Chen Nan touched his heart and gasped.

"Whew~, it turned out to be a dream..."He muttered, still feeling scared.

Gan Linniang's "Chen Da Slut", I'm the one who wants to wash my name... This dream is really terrible...

"Huh?" Chen Nan raised his head and looked around.

"It's... Internet cafe? Chen Nan muttered to himself, his eyes glazed open.

Chen Nan rubbed his eyebrows and muttered, "Am I not drinking?" How did you run an Internet café to ......"

Now he still feels a little dizzy, probably because he drank too much.

"Alas, drunk again, but... It's a blessing that nothing happened. Chen Nan sighed and muttered to himself.

The last time I was drunk... It was earth-shattering, for this, Chen Nan didn't want to play again, after all...... It's not a small fright to others.

In the huge Internet café, there are only a few on the plane.

Taking out his mobile phone, Chen Nan looked at the time.

"1.16 a.m."

"I thought it was morning." Chen Nan pursed his lips.

Under the clock, there were ten missed calls, including Chen Keke called four, Xiang Xiao called three, Xiao Yifan called two, and Wen Ye called one.

"Huh?" Chen Nan raised his eyebrows......

Immediately afterwards, I saw the corner of his mouth twitch: "So many calls... I'm not really going to do anything, am I? ”

Subsequently, Chen Nan called Chen Keke back.

"Dudu~"

"Hey, who's that..."Chen Keke said sleepily.

"Uh... I'm your brother. Chen Nan pursed his lips.

At this moment, Chen Keke is sleeping in the bedroom, holding a pillow in his hand, his eyes are closed, and there is a mobile phone on the phone next to him.

"Oh... Dude, I... Hungry, when are you going to come back to do ... Cooking, hey, hey, big pig's trotters... Pot wrapped meat, let's chirp~"

“？？？” Chen Nan on the other end of the phone was stunned

I understand the first half of your sentence, what the hell is the second half of your sentence?

Big pig's trotters, pot wrapped meat??

You're sleepwalking, aren't you?

Well?

"Damn, Chen Keke, are you sleepwalking?" Chen Nan said into the phone.

"She's sleepwalking, meow~" A cat meow came from the phone that day.

“？？？”

"Dango?" Chen Nan was puzzled.

"It's this meow, meow~"

Tuanzi lay next to Chen Keke's head, looking at the lit phone and Chen Keke, who slept like a dead pig.

"Oh, wait, what do you mean she's sleepwalking?" Chen Nan asked.

"Meow, your sister is amazing, I can talk to you when I'm asleep, meow, I admire meow." Dango licked the tip of her nose.

"......" Chen Nan was speechless.

"Meow, Ben Meow is sleepy, sleep, Meow, by the way, come back early tomorrow to cook, your sister is really a thief, Meow~"

Then, the dango slapped on the screen of the mobile phone with one paw.

"Doodoo~"

Hang up!

“？？？” Chen Nan was stunned again.

"I was hung up by a cat???"

A bewildered look .jpg

"It's fine, it." Chen Nan muttered.

……

In Chen Keke's bedroom, Tuanzi hung up the phone, and then saw it slide its paws and unlock Chen Keke's mobile phone.

Then, it finds the phone book and makes a call called "Pudding's Mother".

"Hey, who's that?" There was a girl on the other end of the phone.

"Meow meow ~ (Pudding, I'm looking for pudding.) The dango made a meowing sound.

"Oh, it's a dumpling, the pudding hasn't slept yet, I'm going to call her now, waiting for Ang~."

"Meow Meow~" (Extremely excited)

"Tuanzi, Pudding is here, you tell her... Meow~Meow~(Dango Brother~)"

"Meow meow ~ (cloth... Pudding sister)" (Dango rolls excitedly)

"Meow meow ~ (Brother Tuanzi did you want to pudding sister.) ）”

"Meow... Meow... (Think...) Thought! (Dango wants to die excitedly)

"Meow... Meow (Pudding Sister... I miss you too~)"

"Meow!! (Ah~)" (Dango already feels that he has no regrets about his death)

At this moment, Tuanzi is enjoying lying on the bed, with an obscene expression on his face.

Sure enough, cats in love are terrible...

Even the dango, whose skin is thicker than the city wall, will be shy.

……

After being hung up by Tuanzi, Chen Nan dialed three other missed calls.

About half an hour later...

Chen Nan finally hung up the phone with Xiao Yifan, Xiang Xiao, and Wen Ye.

During this period, Chen Nan's face darkened again and again.

"Whew~" Chen Nan took a deep breath.

He probably already knew what was going on, and at this time Chen Nan had already realized one thing, that is: he didn't make trouble after he was drunk... That's impossible.

Chen Nan slowly opened Weibo, and then looked at the fifth place on Weibo's hot search list...

"Chen Da Slut's Driving... Suffocating Operation》

Syllable~

"!" Chen Nan covered his face, this time he was embarrassed and embarrassed.

The story started yesterday at two o'clock in the afternoon...

Attention: High energy ahead!! It's a very sad story.

Chen Nan came to an unknown Internet café drunk...

And then...

Pulling, phew, it should be said that it was forced, and the four underage teenagers played a crossfire qualifying match for more than two hours.

"Boy, do I want to take you fly~"

"Oh, you don't believe me?"

The four teenage boys were shivering because they all had a big bag on their heads.

That's right, this is a good thing that Chen Nan did...

There's no way, the four underage teenagers can only accompany him to play ranking...

"That's right, good look~" Chen Nan said with a smile.

Then, lost almost ... Twenty won... Three...

Why?

Because Chen Nan was drunk, he felt... I am... Infiltrate the enemy's spies!!

Then drop the section with a group of elementary school students

Four underage teenagers wanted to cry without tears, and the master who finally got on the master, and returned to the expert in two hours...

"Fuck you... Woooooooo "A minor is crying.

"Lao Tzu's rank, my uncle, woo woo~" Another minor cried.

"I'm never going to come to an internet café again... Woo~"Another minor is crying.

……

Scare!

So frustrated...

It's a pity that Chen Nan's action is not over yet, after taking four underage teenagers... He changed to another Internet café...

Keep dry

Almost eight hours... Chen Nan visited almost all the Internet cafes in the surrounding area.

When he walked out of the Internet café with two throws in the air, he would be followed by a few tearful underage teenagers...

However... What's even more coincidental is that the four teenagers who were caught by Chen Nan for the first time... Because I was scared, I changed to an Internet café...

Then, the four underage teenagers were caught by Chen Nan again.

And then... Another burst of flying...

"Young man, do you want me to take it away?" Chen Nan's face was obscene.

And then...

When Chen Nan came out of the Internet café...

"Woo woo, Mom, I'm going home, the outside world is too terrifying, woo woo woo~" An underage boy cried after Chen Nan.

(End of chapter)