Chen Nan patted his head and said speechlessly: "How stupid am I like a pig..."

Knowing what he had done, Chen Nan felt that his IQ was really low after drinking, and it was no different from an IQ.

Moreover, Chen Nan really doesn't know what he is thinking about in his head for a day... I was drunk and wanted to be a "spy who broke into the enemy" and... Also loves to bully minors.

"The person who sin is drunk, the most real?? How do I feel that this sentence does not fit me?? ”

Chen Nan is a stunned horse, is his real self a fool?

"No, this sentence must be bluffing, hmph, how can I be a fool..."Chen Nan pouted.

However, I have to admit that Chen Nan, who drank wine...

The six relatives did not recognize it

There is no distinction between men and women

All ages eat

Shivering......

"No, you must not drink in the future." Chen Nan said firmly.

Melon-eating crowd: You're great, that's what you said last time, but you didn't drink it yet...

Chen Nan: I said I didn't want to drink... Do you believe it?

……

"Alas, do you want to read the comments, it's so tangled......" Chen Nan said as he grabbed his hair.

Regarding the hot search on Weibo, Chen Nan was also helpless.

I'm running to wash my name... As a result, why are you still going farther and farther down the fucking road... I'm Nima Hi.

Do you really want to hammer the fact that I'm really cheap?

"No way!!" Chen Nan gritted his teeth.

"How can I be known for being cheap... But... How the fuck do I feel like there's something in the fuck holding me down? Chen Nan shook his head and said, he couldn't figure it out...

You are a cultivator, don't make excuses for your cheapness. (whispering bb)

"Forget it, let's see..."

Chen Nan made up his mind, moved his fingers, and clicked on the hot search.

"Chen Da Slut Drives... Suffocating Operation》

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"Poof, I'm going to die laughing in the library, I can imagine the mood of the teenagers, hahahaha."

"I'm really convinced, Chen Da Slut deserves to be Chen Da Slut [laughing and crying]"

"Ahem, let me be fair... Minors are forbidden to enter Internet cafes [Dog Head]

…

…

Otherwise, if you meet Chen Da Slut, your rank will be cleared to zero [Funny]"

"It's all nine years of compulsory education... Why are you so good [blackface]?"

"Holding the Nanshan Nursing Home, kicking the Beihai Kindergarten, and criticizing: I am a big bargain in society."

"Chen Da slut is too cute, right?"

"Didi, Chen Da slut is driving, adults get out, minors, please get in the car [funny]"

"Please watch: Chen Da Slut Lewd Minor Episode 1 [Funny]"

……

Chen Nan covered his face (there is no love in life)

Mommy... Is it spicy in this life... Ruined??

"Am I confirming the name of the slut Chen?" Chen Nan's face was helpless.

"Weibo... You have cleared my name. Chen Nan said with hatred.

And the hateful pot friend who posted himself on the Internet!!

Don't let me catch you!!

Otherwise... Emasculated you are all light......

Ahem... And if it's a woman?

Then I'll buy you in the kiln, MMP

"Time is a knife to kill pigs, and I believe that time will make the world forget my title, um."

Thinking of this, Chen Nan suddenly had some courage again.

Imagine that

When Chen Nan couldn't even chew the porridge, people who passed by him called him respectfully: "Chen Da slut!" ”

That picture... It's just beautiful...

"Huh..."Chen Nan trembled.

Too scary bird...

……

Ten minutes in the morning

Chen Nan had already dressed and put on sunglasses, ready to leave.

？？？

Dressed?

Chen Nan: Ahem... I slept yesterday with my coat covered... Don't think crooked~

Believe you!!

When Chen Nan walked out of the Internet café, the jade tree was in the wind, moving with the wind, and the invisible aura of Wang Ba was revealed.

That's right, it's the spirit of the king... Because...

He lost a shoe yesterday when he was drunk...

That's right, he was taken by a dog yesterday when he was drinking with a dog.

Of course, this is also a very loving story [funny]

finally got a taxi, and Chen Nan could finally go home.

An hour later

Chen Nan stood in front of his house.

Now he is full of emotion: "Sure enough... It's better to have your own home. ”

Just as he was about to open it, it slammed in his direction.

"Bang~"

"Sleep... Uh~"

And then...

There is no then.

Chen Nan fainted...

Sure enough, it's still good at home!!

Hee-hee~

Smack (slap) Hey, your mother sells batches, okay.

The end of the story is always so sad.

"Why does the octogenarian dog call himself a brother, why does the 14-year-old minor cry incessantly, who is in the Internet café who is disheveled and has no shoes, and who is the poor child who fell at the door of the house.

Knowing what will happen next, please listen to the next breakdown: The third episode of Chen Da Slut's drunken story. ”

You Lu Li, three years of big dreams

Chen Nan had a long, long dream again...

In the dream, he was a conscientious teenager, until one day he was abandoned by love and given up by the times, and finally he understood it......

Rolled over!!

That's right, he rolled over and made a salted fish, the saltiest kind.

The kind that doesn't pay for prostitution...

"it!" Chen Nan got up from the bed violently.

"Hiss~ah~"

He touched the door of his head, and clearly felt that there was an arched bag in the center of his head, the kind that hurt terribly.

"You're awake, meow~" A cat climbed onto Chen Nan's shoulder and licked Chen Nan's face.

Chen Nan grabbed Tuanzi's neck and said. "Damn, how many times have I told you, don't lick me, don't lick... Well? ”

Chen Nan discovered that the cat was not a dumpling at all, but a brown ragdoll cat.

Pudding's eyes were full of fear when she looked at Chen Nan, and she trembled.

She's scared!!

"Oh, little sister, don't get excited, I'm kidding, kidding, hehe." Chen Nan said with a smile.

"Meow~" Pudding blinked his eyes wide, with a confused look.

How could Chen Nan not guess who this cat was, don't think about it Chen Nan knows... This cat is the pudding that Chen Keke said last time!

Melon-eating masses:!

Chen Nan: Huh? Why are you so surprised?

Melon-eating masses: I can't believe it, you can actually guess...

Chen Nan: ......

At this time, the bedroom door suddenly opened, and Danzi stood at the door, and at that moment, it was stunned.

"Meow? Shovel shit on a dog day, let go of my wife, meow~" Tuanzi rushed towards Chen Nan with a hideous face.

Chen Nan was taken aback, and hurriedly said, ", don't provoke... Paralysis! ”

Syllable~

Chen Nan kicked the flying white orb

And then...

"I'm going to die cat, meow~" The ball flew~

Flew to the ceiling, and ... Fell down again.

And then

Hit Chen Nan's head...

"Bang~"

"Uh..." Chen Nan let out a low sigh and fainted.

Hey, sure enough, home is the most beautiful place [funny]

(End of chapter)