[Zuo Zhengfanwai 1]: Life is full of surprises~

A year ago, Midsummer Eve.

Zuo Zheng woke up, suddenly felt that his arm was heavy, as if he was pressing something, turned his head to look, and found a strange woman pillowing his arm, sleeping very soundly, with a happy smile on her face.

The point is:

She was naked.

Not only that, but he was also naked.

"Ahh Zuo Zheng screamed and fell out of bed!

The strange woman woke up and said to him, "Honey, you were so fierce last night~"

Zuo Zheng was terrified: "Who are you?" I don't know you! ”

"Ouch~, why are you like this? You and I were fine last night, why did you wake up this morning and turn your face and not recognize anyone? I like you so much, let's do it again. After the woman finished speaking, she leaned softly towards the left.

"I really don't know you!" Zuo Zheng screamed, grabbed the clothes on the ground, and fled!

*

He had never been so grateful for his dressing training in the police academy that year, so that he was dressed before he escaped from the strange woman's house.

But

My heart is pounding, and I am trembling when I lean against the wall and smoke a cigarette!

It's so fucking exciting!

Back then, the undercover agent was by the side of the gang boss, and it was not so exciting to fight psychological warfare every day!

Tough bank robbers with guns are not so exciting!

To this day, the mighty and unyielding criminal police captain Zuo Zheng has finally been coaxed!

He took a few puffs of cigarette hard, and soon, the smoke bottomed out, but his hands and feet were still shaking, and if there was a mirror in front of him, he didn't have to look at the mirror to know that his lips were white at the moment!

Since when did this start?

Zuo Zheng remembered that all these strange things started from that day......

*

That day, he went to find Wu Shen, a tattoo parlor owner who was idle all day long.

How lazy is Wu Shen?

He remembered that when he met that kid on the street three years ago, the kid had just lost his only relative, and he was so sad that he didn't look like a human or a ghost. As a righteous servant of the people, Zuo Zheng took this kid home as a matter of course to live, fortunately, it didn't take long for that kid to regain his enthusiasm for life - after all, he was still young!

Then he sent him home.

Then, it was 7 days later, and he thought that other people would have to go back to the clinic when they were sick, and he should also go back to visit Wu Shen's new life.

The result?

As soon as I entered the door, I saw a hungry man lying on the ground!

Wu Shen said he couldn't cook!

From childhood to adulthood, the housework was all done by his master, that is to say, Wu Shen is an older giant baby!

Isn't that angry, you say?

came out of the same orphanage, why didn't he meet such a good family? I haven't heard of anyone who will be raised as a young master by an adopted person after leaving the orphanage!

was angry, but Zuo Zheng still helped Wu Shen clean up his house with integrity, and by the way, he also fed the giant baby who couldn't even soak instant noodles.

It is precisely because of this that since then, Zuo Zheng will set a time to go to Wu Shen's house to have a look, lest no one know that guy is really starving to death at home.

On that day, it was also routine.

Unexpectedly, after entering the door, he fainted inexplicably.

Wu Shen didn't have any explanation for that fainting, only that he fainted suddenly, and scared Wu Shen.

He couldn't ask why, but that didn't mean he wasn't conscious.

He, obviously, felt that someone was sneaking up on him from behind!

That hand knife cut on the neck, fast, ruthless, accurate, is a master of connoisseurship!

However, he didn't find anyone else in Wu Shen's shop, nor did he find evidence of Wu Shen's crime, so he could only admit it first.

That's when things started to change.

This is not the first time he has woken up by the side of a strange woman, changing one a day, without the same one, or a pure female college student, or a sexy young woman, or a beautiful woman in uniform...... The only thing these women have in common is that they are all good-looking, but in terms of style, they are completely different!

These things are definitely not things he will do, he swears, his ideal object is definitely not those types, he does not have high requirements for the appearance of his future object, he does not need to be too beautiful, as long as he has a good personality, does not like to lose his temper, will be empathetic, can cook, will be single-minded to him is enough, how can there be so many bells and whistles!

He, as if in the dead of night, suddenly became a different person!

Only this explanation can explain why he wakes up around different people every day, and he has not indulged to one type a day!

All this happened after meeting Wu Shen that day......

Perhaps, what does that kid know......

The flame of the cigarette finally disappeared, and he took out his mobile phone and called Wu Shen.

When the phone was connected, Zuo Zheng tried to make himself appear calmer, but in fact, his voice was still full of rage: "Wu Shen! What the hell did you do to me that day? ”

Wu Shen: "What? ”

Zuo Zheng: "After I went to look for you that day and came back, I found that a lot of things were wrong? ”

Wu Shen sounded innocent: "What's wrong?" ”

Zuo Zheng: "I...... I felt like I was a different person, and every night after falling asleep at home, I would wake up in a strange place the next day! I've never been like this before, why is that? Wu Shen, did you do anything to me? ”

Wu Shen: "No." What happened to you? ”

Zuo Zheng: "You...... Really don't know anything? ”

Wu Shen: "What do I know?" ”

Zuo Zheng suddenly felt that there was nowhere to go, he sighed and said, "Forget it!" ”

He hung up the phone, calmed down a bit, and decided to make himself mature and steady, how to say, he is also the one who has taken a gun!

Investigation.

Anti-detection.

The knowledge he learned in the police academy and the work experience of the past few years flashed quickly in Zuo Zheng's mind, and soon, he became the calm and calm captain of the criminal police brigade.

Sooner or later, he'll find out the truth of the matter!

*

The next night......

His chrysanthemums are a little cool......

Zuo Zheng woke up instantly, and when he opened his eyes, he saw a shirtless man above him, and the big man was poking his ass with his fingers......

"it!" Captain Zuo, who is calm and self-contained on weekdays, can no longer remain calm at this moment, kicks the big man out of bed, jumps up by himself, sticks to the wall, and plops! This heart is like a big drum!!

daytime

Captain Zuo has already drawn up a plan:

Isn't it just waking up every day with a strange woman?

- Just get used to it, it's been three times, and he should be able to calmly face the woman sleeping next to him, so he will never allow himself to run away like he woke up this morning!

But no one in Nima told him that he would be replaced by a big man tonight!

Life is full of surprises, but Nima is only "surprised", not "happy"!

Captain Zuo also drafted ten draft plans in the office today, planning to talk to a strange woman tomorrow.

1. Ask if you wore a condom last night - this is the most important thing, so as not to cause unnecessary trouble in the future.

2. Ask the woman's name, identity, age, and family, if it is good, he is not unable to consider being responsible to the end, after all, he is not young anymore, and it is time to start a family......

3. Knock on the side and ask what happened "last night", whether she flirted with him or he flirted with her - and then determine whether he has a dual personality and what kind of personality that personality is.

4……

5……

6……

Ten drafts were omitted.

But Nima, no one has ever said that today's strange* is a big man!

And his chrysanthemums are almost gone!

T_T

In the face of this accident, can the ten draft plans still be used?

Zuo Zheng hesitated for a moment, and finally, when Dahan got up from under the bed, he had already decided which plan to use......

He rushed forward with an arrow step, grabbed the big man's wrist, twisted it behind his back, pressed one knee to the big man's back, and habitually touched his waist...... Damn, naked, no guns!

Zuo Zheng was helpless, but there was no way, his fingers made a gun shape, pointed at the back of the big man's head, and shouted: "Don't move!" I'm a cop! From now on, you have the right to remain silent, but everything you say next will be a testimony in court! ”

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