"Don't move! I'm a cop! From now on, you have the right to remain silent, but everything you say next will be a testimony in court! ”

Zuo Zheng's spirit was highly tense, and he suddenly felt that his thigh was touched with a backhand

Damn?!

Zuo Zheng suddenly got goosebumps!

The man who was held in custody squeezed his eyebrows and smiled: "Baby, it turns out that you like this set?" ”

vomit

Zuo Zheng was almost about to vomit, so he quickly made up for a heavy blow and knocked it on the shoulder of the restless man, and shouted: "Who is kidding you? I'm a real police officer, if you don't believe me, I can show you my ID"

But out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of the clothes that fell on the ground, and the bells and whistles were not his style at all, and it was estimated that he would not come out with serious documents when he went out, so this identity could not be confirmed.

"In short, assaulting a police officer is a felony! You'd better be honest about your crime! Zuo Zheng changed his words and said.

Dahan was stunned: "Really? ”

Zuo Zheng: "Really. ”

Han: "What the fuck did I break the law?" Ah sr, is it illegal for men and women to love men and men? We didn't come out to sell, no, you didn't come out to sell, can this be regarded as anti-pornography? Not right either! This is obviously me you hooked up with first! ”

Zuo Zheng suddenly thought about the dog: "I hooked up first?" ”

Dahan: "It's you, it's you, it's you!" ”

Zuo Zheng knocked down with an elbow: "It's enough to say it once, you don't need to emphasize it three times." ”

After speaking, he pushed the big man away, pointed to the foot of the wall and said, "Go over there and squat, hold your head in your hands, and don't get up without my instructions." ”

The big man looked at him speechlessly, and was forced by Zuo Zheng's force to squat at the foot of the wall helplessly.

Zuo Zheng hurriedly grabbed the clothes on the ground and put them on.

These bells and whistles are really the aesthetics that a normal man should have? It seems that his "second personality" is really strange!

The more the big man squatting in the corner thought about it, the more depressed he became, and finally couldn't help but complain: "Ah SR, I don't take you to play like this!" Are you plainclothes? Is disguised to be ready to lurk in some organization? Then your sacrifice is quite big! Is there a gay organization in this world? Can you introduce me? I've been single for a long time, and I'm looking for someone who shares the same interests. ”

Zuo Zheng: "No. ”

Dahan: "Then you just don't want to do it temporarily?" What a miracle! Since you don't like me, don't hook up with me when you're in the bar, you regret it when you take off your clothes, it's too hurtful, right? You say, what is it about me that dissatisfies you? Can't I change it? ”

"Shut up!"

“”

Zuo Zheng finally got dressed.

After putting on his clothes, he finally regained a little composure, and what had just happened really scared him to death.

He sat upright on the couch, took a few deep breaths, and finally regained some of his police feeling.

He called the big man over, but still made him squat with his head in his hands and began to interrogate.

Left right: "Name." ”

Dahan: "Zhao Jie." ”

Zuo Zheng: "Age? ”

Zhao Jie: "28 years old. ”

Zuo Zheng: "What for?" ”

Zhao Jie: "Physical education teacher. ”

Zuo Zheng glanced at his size, and he really looked like a physical education teacher: "Did you bring it?" ”

Zhao Jie raised his head and gestured to the clothes next to him: "The wallet is in the pocket, ** is in the wallet." ”

Zuo Zheng walked over, found **, checked his name and age, and made sure that Zhao Jie did not lie, so he continued to interrogate: "Tell me what you did tonight?" ”

Zhao Jie exploded all of a sudden: "What do you call me doing?" Don't you know what I've done? What the fuck am I doing tonight? It's a weekend night, go to the bar for a drink, and then see if there are any friends who are in love, find a place to do things if you can talk, and you can have a glass of wine if you can't talk! Not long after I entered the bar, didn't you just come over and ask me for a drink? After chatting for a few words, it was you who took the initiative to find a place. And then that's it. ”

At this time, Zuo Zheng was already very calm, what hideous and terrible murderer had not seen it? What strange reason for committing a crime has not been seen? Although this incident has a great impact on him now, he has completely done his psychological construction and will no longer be frightened by any words: "That's it? ”

Zhao Jie was very irritable: "Otherwise, what else?" ”

Left right: ""

Zhao Jie was on the verge of exploding: "Brother, although you are a policeman, you can't detain a good citizen like this, right?" What kind of bad luck did I have to meet you? ”

Zuo Zheng: "Tell me the details." ”

Zhao Jie: ""

Zuo Zheng took out his mobile phone, turned on the recording, and put it in front of Zhao Jie in a bright light: "You'd better cooperate now, otherwise I will sue you for assaulting the police and the crime." ”

Zhao Jie: "! ”

is really not afraid that hooligans understand the law, but they are afraid that the police will play hooligans, Zhao Jie can only admit it this time.

Today is the weekend.

Zhao Jie is not young, others have married wives and had children at his age, and he still doesn't even have a companion, life, so lonely and empty, so he has developed a good habit, that is, to go to the bar on the weekend to see if he can find another person who is also empty and lonely.

As soon as he entered the bar, a man approached.

As soon as the man came over, he ordered two glasses of wine, one of which was his favorite flavor, and it seemed that the purpose was very clear!

Zhao Jie suddenly came to his senses.

He looks average, generally only he goes to tease others, no one else to tease himself, and now I recall it a little excited!

That person has good facial features, a red beauty mole in the center of his eyebrows, and a pair of eyes that seem to be rippling in spring, Zhao Jie is a little moved.

They chatted for a few words, and Zhao Jie found that the person he was talking to was really cute, a little childlike and innocent, and the most important thing was that this person was still a place.

Because of his inexperience, this "innocent" child wants to try the taste of male love

Hearing this, the details have been added in detail, and the situation has become clear.

But Zuo Zheng still needs to be sure: "When I introduced myself to you last night, I said that my name is Lin Yan?" ”

Zhao Jie: "Yes. ”

Zuo Zheng: "I'm a thousand years old this year?" ”

Zhao Jie: "Yes, this statement is very dreamy, right?" At that time, he was still such an innocent little boy who loved fantasy, how did he become a policeman, were you possessed by a ghost, or did you have a dual personality? ”

A dual personality, of course!

As an atheist, how could Zuo Zheng believe in demonic possession?

Zuo Zheng got up and said with a straight face: "Okay, that's the end of today's matter, you are not allowed to mention it to anyone if you have seen me, otherwise you will have very serious consequences!" ”

"I know, I know!" Zhao Jie grabbed his hair hard, "I haven't planned to let others know that I'm a **." How could I be so unlucky today, I met a psychopath?"

Zuo Zheng didn't pay attention to Zhao Jie anymore, because he felt that he couldn't ask anything useful about Zhao Jie's body, so he left the hotel.

Now, I have learned that the name of the "second personality" hidden in my body is "Lin Shi", and it is a bad personality with an adventurous nature and a love for new things!

It's a pity that there is no scientific way to pull out the second personality and beat it up!

But he has to take countermeasures, and he can't let this personality continue to do evil!

Today's part is a big man, but tomorrow's part is a bundle, a candle, and a small leather whip!

Could it be that he usually restrains himself too much, so that he has the opposite personality?

Zuo Zheng seriously reflected on his life.

He decided to take some measures to ensure the safety of his chastity before considering whether to go to a psychiatrist to correct the disease.

For example, before going to bed, cuff your hands and feet to the bed, lock the door behind the back, and prohibit the bad "forest man" from going out to wave!

And then

He woke up the next day and found himself lying on the toilet!

The white lid of the toilet bowl reads: Lin Shi is here for a visit!

The blood-red word was only 001 meters away from his nose!

So arrogant!

Zuo Zheng blew up, remembered it, but found that his two hands were pulled by something, he looked down and found that his hands were leaning against the water pipe, and at the foot of the toilet was a half-cut lipstick, it seems that the words on the toilet lid were written with this lipstick.