Seven days later, there was a knock on my door.

I thought there was a new business coming to the door, but as soon as the door opened, I found that it was an acquaintance's face, so I sank my face in disappointment: "It's you!" ”

It's that Fan Yuelan.

However, it is also possible that she came to the door to deliver money, so I asked teasingly, "What?" It's only been a week, and you're going to split up with your husband? Is 200,000 ready? ”

Fan Yuelan smiled and said, "Boss Gu, what are you kidding?" How could I have broken up with my husband? I'm here to thank you! ”

Only then did I notice that she was wearing a red wedding dress, carrying a gift fruit basket in her hand, her face was white and red and shiny, and she clearly looked like she was in good spirits on a happy occasion.

However, the Indo is a bit dark.

I frowned, based on the old driver's years of experience, this is not a good sign!

I lowered my voice and asked, "Miss Fan, have you seen your husband?" ”

"Hmm."

"Done?"

She blushed and pretended to be stupid shyly: "Boss, what are you talking about?" ”

The corners of my mouth twitched, and I simply picked out: "That's it...... Husband and wife. ”

She chuckled and lowered her head, blushing to the base of her neck.

Seeing her like this, I probably knew the answer.

Alas!

"Miss Fan, I won't accept the gift, you can take it back. I have a rule that I will do things when I receive money, and I will never overcharge anything else, so as not to settle the account in the future. I smiled bitterly and said, "However, I still have to remind you of one thing, ghosts are different from people, they are very difficult to serve, and you must have sex with him to absorb your yang energy, and after the yang energy is sucked out, it is to absorb yang life, and in the end, you will die!" ”

Fan Yuelan's face changed, but she soon smiled and said, "Boss, are you scaring me?" ”

I smiled slightly: "I never joke. ”

"There's no way Ren could hurt me."

I said, "It doesn't matter if he has a harmful heart or not, but doing that kind of thing will inevitably cause the yin to flourish and the yang to decline." If your husband really loves you, he should restrain his hands and feet, and he is reluctant to hurt your essence. ”

Her face was a little ugly, and after being embarrassed for a while, she still kept smiling and said to me: "Don't talk about this, I came today, in addition to thanking the boss, I also want to ask the boss to help me do one more thing." ”

I raised an eyebrow: "Money? ”

She immediately took out a bundle of money from her handbag, which looked like it was more than 20,000 or 30,000 yuan, and she said with a bitter face: "That's all I can raise!" Aren't you picky, though? ”

"Hmm. What do you want me to do? ”

She smiled happily, "Can you help me change the position of my tattoo?" ”

"I can't."

Her smile immediately drooped: "Didn't you say that as long as you have money, you can do anything?" ”

After speaking, she sent the money to me, I didn't stretch out my hand, just shook my head and stepped back: "No, Miss Fan." I'll only do two things: tattooing and sending souls, and I can't do anything else. Besides, the soul guide is made from ashes, and your husband's ashes have been used up, and there is no second copy. ”

"Can't you send the soul away, then re-tattoo and bring the ghost back?"

I laughed, "It's a good idea, but do you know how to send souls?" ”

“？”

"Then we'll have to rip off the flesh of your tattoo!"

Her face turned white all at once!

My words seem too cruel for a girl, but who is to blame for this? Tattooing a soul is not a trivial matter, and I have long advised her to think twice about her age, but she feels that she can do anything for love, and she will not listen to any persuasion.

"Why do you suddenly want to change the position of your tattoo? If you have any troubles, say it, let's discuss, maybe there is a better way than to chop the meat. I said softly.

When Fan Yuelan heard my kind words, her expression softened, but her eyes were red, she glared at me complainingly, and said quietly: "It's not that you are blamed?" Why do you want to get a tattoo on my back? ”

"You say 'whatever.'"

"Then you can't get a tattoo anywhere else?!"

I smiled hypocritically and said, "I'm a man, you're a woman, tattooed elsewhere, I'm afraid I've offended you; Tattoo on the back so that you don't embarrass each other. ”

She was anxious: "But do you know that you have hurt me and Ah Ren by doing this?" You tattooed him on my back, and even though he was with me, I would never be able to look back at him! What is the difference between this and yin and yang? I still can't see him! He can't see me either! And what the hell are you tattooing! ”

She took off her shirt angrily, and I quickly avoided my gaze, no matter what, there is a difference between men and women!

Especially, the husband is still there!

"Look what the hell you've tattooed me!" Fan Yuelan shouted angrily.

"Poof......" I tried to hold back my laughter, cough! I'm a serious businessman, how can I laugh?

But I don't have to look at it, I know what I'm tattooing her.

- The Tomb of Cao Ren.

I didn't have any tattoos, just four Chinese characters, and at first glance, the black tattoos, the snow-white back—it looked like a tombstone.

I turned this woman's back into a tombstone.

turned her people into tombs. That's probably why she had to change the location of her tattoo.

I scratched my hair, a little weak: "But he's still with you, can't you still hear his voice and have sex with him?" ”

"I, want, see, see, him!" Fan Yuelan shouted angrily!

I tried to hold a smile: "Miss, you and your husband have been separated by yin and yang, and it is not easy to continue to stay together through tattoos, so why ask for too much?" ”

"I want to see him! You didn't meet my request at all, is my 100,000 yuan for nothing? If I can give you a bad review, I will definitely give you a five-star bad review! If you don't help me with this today, I'll stay in your store all the time! Until you say yes! Fan Yuelan sat down on the sofa and looked at the posture, she really wanted to stay in my tattoo parlor.

I blinked.

To be honest, it's not the first time I've encountered such a situation, and my approach to such a vexatious guest is generally ......

Stun her.

After I knocked Fan Yuelan unconscious, as a gentleman, I still responsibly put her body on the sofa and covered her with a small blanket. Then I quickly went back to the room to pack my luggage, and before I was ready to leave the house, I touched the dog in the store, this dog is not a precious breed, but the most common local dog in the country, but it is very humane, and it is the most obedient dog I have ever raised.

"Wangcai, I'm going out for ten days and a half months again, the dog food is in the old place, you can find it yourself when you're hungry. When I'm not around, you must take care of the store! I said to the dog.

"Wang!" The dog agreed.

"I'll come back and get you 'meat' to eat." I say.

"Wang!"

I left a note for Fan Yuelan, telling her that if she wanted to see her husband behind her, she could use the mirror to see it, but at her own risk.

As for what the future holds, that's not my concern.

I carried my suitcase, locked the doors and windows of the store, and went to my hair in a hurry.

My name is Zuo Zheng, I am an ordinary person, but also a good person, every time a customer wants to make trouble in my store, I will pack up my luggage and hide in his house to live for ten days and a half months, and when customers no longer go to my store to trouble me, I will go back to my kennel.

Most importantly, he was an atheist who didn't believe in the existence of demons and monsters in this world, and he didn't know that I could tattoo people's souls on other people's bodies.

When he opened the door and saw me, the corners of Zuo Zheng's mouth twitched, and his whole face darkened: ", Wu Shen, what are you doing to lack virtue again?" ”

I smiled innocently and said, "A good person like me can only do good deeds, how can he do things that lack virtue?" ”

Zuo Zheng snorted coldly: "Less!" Every time you come to me, it's definitely not a good thing! You must have cleaned up your customers again, right? I said Wu Shen, you can't have some professional ethics and give people a good tattoo? I remember the last time you hid from me, you got a tattoo on someone's face!? ”