I pouted and laughed.

"Still laughing?" Zuo Zheng glared at me, opened the door and let me in, and said fiercely: "Next time you tattoo Wang Ba, I will never open the door for you!" ”

I walked in with my luggage and smiled and said, "You say that every time." ”

"But there really will never be a next time!" He gritted his teeth and said, but he said this every time.

I'm an orphan, and so is Zuo Zheng. We used to be in the same orphanage, but when I was nine years old, I was taken away by my master, and he adopted me for a very simple reason, just eight words: eight characters are strange, bones are amazing, and I am suitable to be his apprentice.

Since then, I have cut off contact with the orphanage, and it was not until I was 20 years old that I met Zuo Zheng, who had grown up, and Zuo Zheng had become a policeman serving the people. We never thought that we would see each other again, he remembered the old love of the orphanage, and always took care of me as a brother, and I, of course, slaughtered him as a wronged man!

If you think about it, I either tattoo a turtle on someone's face, or tattoo a tombstone on someone's back, and if someone like me is a spoof, sooner or later he won't even know how he died. If one day the enemy comes to the door and there is a policeman to help the town, who will dare to touch me?

But the good old man Zuo Zheng didn't know that I was wronged, so he took me in every time, and took out a cabinet of instant noodles that he had stored for me to eat.

For example, now, I have served me with boiling water and instant noodles.

"Tell me, what did you do this time?" Zuo Zheng asked while eating instant noodles.

I also said while eating instant noodles: "It's nothing, it's just a woman with four words tattooed on her back - the tomb of Cao Ren." ”

"Poof!" Zuo Zheng immediately sprayed me with instant noodles!

Me: "......"

In the next second, Zuo Zheng crossed the table, pounced over and grabbed my neck, and roared angrily: "Wu Shen, you little king and eight lambs!" I thought you had a turtle tattooed on someone else's face was already a top prank! But I didn't expect you to go even further! You actually tattooed a tombstone on the back of a woman?! How are you going to let her marry in the future? What man would dare to ask for it when he takes off his clothes?? You, you go and apologize to me! ”

"What?" I was stunned, there were so many things, and it was the first time I heard Zuo Zheng ask me to apologize!

And why should I apologize? This is business, a clear transaction, why should I apologize?

So I said firmly, "I don't!" ”

Zuo Zheng immediately took out a gun and put it on my head.

"Okay~, I'll apologize tomorrow!" I immediately changed my words, Zuo Zheng, this policeman is very yellow and violent, I'm afraid!

Zuo Zheng sneered, and his thumb slid the safety ......

Wipe!

A bright flame erupted from the muzzle.

it, lighter!

My face went black.

"You said it yourself, you must remember to honor it!" Zuo Zheng put down the lighter and said to me.

Me: "......"

*

On the ninth day of tattooing, at eight o'clock in the evening, Zuo Zheng's crazy guy immediately took me to Fan Yuelan's house after work. The fruit basket for apology was prepared for me, which made me feel that he was not like my brother, but like my own mother!

We knocked on the door for a long time but no one came to open it, Zuo Zheng looked at me in wonder: "Is there no one?" ”

I immediately said, "Then go back!" ”

However, just as I was pulling Zuo Zheng and preparing to leave, the door clicked open, and a sweet and delicate voice came out with joy: "Boss Wu? ”

Fan Yuelan?

I turned around in surprise and saw Fan Yuelan standing in the door, her house was not lit, the background was gloomy, and she stood out in the door with her hair scattered and wearing a red sexy sundress. Her eyes contained peach blossoms and water, and the corners of her mouth couldn't help but rise, and the sudden style hit my heart in an instant, and I almost couldn't hold it!

Is she ...... like this?

Afterwards!

Definitely after the fact!

I, the old driver, suddenly understood why no one came to open the door after knocking for a long time, cough cough!

Unexpectedly, Zuo Zheng, the old virgin, understood in seconds that it was not the right time for us to come, the old man blushed, lowered his head to avoid this sexy stunner, and coughed embarrassedly: "That...... Miss Fan, my name is Zuo Zheng, and I am a friend of Wu Shen. A few days ago, Wu Shen did something very sorry for you, and today we are here to apologize to you. If you really mind, I can ask Wu Shen to return all the money you spent. ”

“What？！” My face changed, and I immediately shouted: "If you don't want money, you want to die!" ”

"You bastard!" Zuo Zheng immediately slapped him, glared at me angrily and said, "You still think about money when you do something wrong?" If I were you, I wouldn't have the face to take that money! Give it all back! Also, you have to find a way to wash off that tattoo! If someone has a finger-sized scar on their body, I'll show you why the flower is so red! ”

I grinned, and was about to correct him for a few common sense mistakes, when Fan Yuelan opened her mouth: "Don't argue, Boss Wu has done me such a big favor, how can I blame him?" Boss Wu's tattoo skills are so good, I like the tattoos he makes, so I don't need to wash them. ”

"Huh?" Zuo Zheng is stupid.

Fan Yuelan looked at me and said with a smile: "I was rude yesterday, I hope Boss Wu you don't mind." ”

"Whoa!!" Zuo Zheng is even more stupid!

I shook my head and said I didn't mind. But I kept staring at her Yintang, and compared to her ruddy and springy face, her Yintang was a little darker, at least darker than when I saw her yesterday, which worried me.

"I'm really sorry yesterday, I'm really ignorant, as soon as my temper comes up, I only know how to mess around, and I blame Boss Wu for being a black-hearted businessman. It wasn't until I saw the note you left me that I realized you weren't as ruthless as I thought you were. Now I do what you say, and my wish has come true, and now I am very happy. Fan Yuelan said with a smile, her smile was as happy as her words. merely

The hall is dark.

I raised an eyebrow, a sense of foreboding.

"I can...... Do you want to come into your house and sit down? I asked.

Unexpectedly, Fan Yuelan moved her body and blocked the room, she smiled and said, "No, I'm not very convenient." ”

"......" I immediately understood:

The reason why the lights are not turned on in the house is because "he" doesn't like light.

Now men are not allowed to enter the house, I am afraid that this is also the meaning of "he".

I sighed and said to Fan Yuelan, "Call me if you have something." ”

Fan Yuelan: "? ”

I didn't want to explain too much, so I pulled Zuo Zheng away like a fool.

When I walked to the street, I looked at the street lamps on the street, and suddenly I couldn't help but say, "Zheng, you're right, if you play like me, sooner or later you will play with fire." ”

Zuo Zheng's stupid man finally came back to his senses, the corners of his mouth twitched, and said, "You were hit by a car in the head, right?" Why are you saying this? Sooner or later, you're not going to overdo it! You've been there every time!! Tell me which time you didn't overdo it? But then again, the woman just now had a brain disease, right? was tattooed with a tombstone on her body, and she even praised you for your good craftsmanship, thank you?! Did I hear it wrong, or did you lie to me, you didn't even tattoo a tombstone on someone's body? ”

"You heard you right, and I lied to you." I sighed and said bitterly, "I always knew what I was doing, but for the first time I felt like I was doing something wrong." ”

Zuo Zheng touched my forehead and asked with concern, "Brother, you don't have a fever, right?" ”

I shook my head, shook off his hand, stared into his eyes, and asked bitterly, "Yes, I have no relatives and no reason in this world, and you are the only friend." If one day I die, will you collect my body? ”

I had a bad feeling that this time I might have been rash.

"I have my rules, and I pick the pattern." - No, in fact, the tattoo pattern was not chosen by me, but by the ghost.

The location was not chosen by me, it was chosen by the ghost.

When they came to my shop, I thought they were in love, which is why they were so hastily tattooed.

But now it seems like I have been deceived by a ghost.

That Cao Ren, now it feels more like a resentful spirit!

That pattern, that location, was chosen by a wraith, and it didn't seem like an unintentional move! When I think of this, I am so scared that my back and palms are covered with cold sweat!

Before Master passed away, he told me: After all, doing our business is detrimental to yin virtue, so life always hangs by a thread, and if you miss, you will never recover!

As for how my master passed away, hehe, do you need to talk about it?

Now I'm blind, hasty, I'm afraid I'm going to go through a catastrophe. I knew that sooner or later there would be such a day, but I didn't expect it to come so soon, I've only been on my own for a few years, and I haven't wasted enough youth, and now I'm going to give my life to death??

pia~

Suddenly, a resounding slap in the face brought me back to the cruel reality from the sad spring and autumn!

The cruel reality is Zuo Zheng's funny face: "What are you talking nonsense when you are young? I'm not going to let you say this nonsense again! You know what?! ”

Me: "......"