Chapter 278: Impermanence Team (1)
When I woke up, it was completely dark.
I remembered that Fan Wuxuan and I said "as soon as it gets dark, go to the hospital immediately", but this big guy didn't call to urge, it is estimated that it is not yet the time for ghost hunting determined by their impermanence bureau.
I looked at the clock, and it was 9 o'clock in the evening.
Fortunately, the time has not arrived, any point is early, and I can have dinner before I go.
When I went to get the car, I just remembered that my car was still parked near the butcher's house, and I was directly detained by Zuo Zheng at the butcher's house, and I was running around in his car all the time, and I didn't have time to get the car back.
Alas.
People are unlucky because they drink water and have no car to sit in.
I sighed helplessly and closed the garage door.
But it was also a coincidence that when I walked to the intersection, I saw my own car driving towards me - what happened?
When the car stopped in front of me, I realized that it was Zuo Zheng driving over.
When Zuo Zheng lowered the window, I realized that it was not Zuo Zheng who was driving over, but Lin Yan.
The most convenient way to distinguish Zuo Zheng from Lin Shi is to look at the bangs.
Since there was an extra red dot on his forehead, Zuo Zhengda has always thought that this red dot has affected his manhood and looks too girly, so he always puts down his bangs when he goes out, and covers it if he can, and doesn't want anyone to find this little red dot;
And like Lin Xian, he has always put his bangs up, coupled with his sullen eyes, I didn't expect that there would be many women who fell for his evil!
Also, Zuo Zheng is dressed very rigidly, and it is dirt to say that it is ugly;
Lin Yan is very sassy, he never buttons the top three buttons when he wears a shirt, he said that it is called sexy.
Now, it was ...... who drove my car over Lin Shi??
What's the situation?
Lin Shi threw a wink at me, and said with a smile: "Lao Zuo came over to return your car, and I also came out to play with you by the way." What do you think? You see, Lao Zuo is interesting enough to you, right? Help you get the car, and also help you send it for repair. What's the matter, don't you take care of your car very much? I don't see you once a month, why did you get a broken car this time? ”
After saying that, he frowned and didn't know what he was thinking, and soon he finished searching the memory bank and joked with me, "Hearse drifting?" 6 is 6, besides me, who else has such good driving skills? Tell me about it. ”
I said, "Who else, the impermanence boss you used to know." ”
"It's him!"
I asked him, "Are you busy?" ”
Lin Shi asked: "Look at the way you are going out, where are you going?" Do you want me to do things for you, don't beat around the bush, say, what do you want the old man to do? ”
Me: "Take you to a fun place." ”
Lin Shi: "Really? ”
"Really." Look at my big eyes, how innocent~!
Of course, I can't tell Lin Shi that I'm going out to run errands tonight, and Lin Shi has a slogan, that is: I'm only responsible for beauty!
So, you expect him to say yes as soon as he hears that he is out doing hard work?
It will definitely turn the head of the car right away, and roll as far as it goes!
"Okay, let's hang out with you." Lin Yan took the bait.
I said, "I drive." ”
"Okay."
He vacated the driver's seat, and after I got in the car, I immediately went straight to the hospital, until I stopped at the entrance of the hospital, Lin Shi didn't feel right: "Alas, how can you say that you came to the hospital?" Didn't you say you were going to take me to play? What's fun in the hospital? Tease me? ”
I smiled, "Your impermanence brother is looking for us to play." ”
"That's okay, play with him. I haven't seen him in a long time, and I don't know if he remembers me. ”
"Okay, let's hang out with you." Lin Yan took the bait.
I said, "I drive." ”
"Okay."
He vacated the driver's seat, and after I got in the car, I immediately went straight to the hospital, until I stopped at the entrance of the hospital, Lin Shi didn't feel right: "Alas, how can you say that you came to the hospital?" Didn't you say you were going to take me to play? What's fun in the hospital? Tease me? ”
I smiled, "Your impermanence brother is looking for us to play." ”
"That's okay, play with him. I haven't seen him in a long time, and I don't know if he remembers me. ”
"I guess I'll remember." I laughed, "You are a famous ghost immortal, and you have to pay three points to impermanence!" ”
I pulled him out of the car and walked into the hospital with him humming a ditty.
As soon as I entered the door, a dark shadow slowly appeared on the edge of the door.
Wow!
What a high treatment this is!
Fan Wusu actually took the initiative to greet me??
I didn't wake up, did I??
However, it is true that as soon as I stepped into the door, Fan Wusu came out to greet me, probably a special order from his "leader".
And as soon as he saw the two of us, he was still invincible, and immediately turned into a "little brother", grovelling to meet him, I can't believe that I will one day, I will see the expression of a dog's leg on Fan Wushu's face!
He greeted him, handed over a cigarette, obediently lit it for Lin Shi, and said with a smile: "Daxian'er, why are you here?" ”
Look, this dogleggy!
Lin Yan was stunned for a moment and said, "Accompany Wu Shen." ”
I was also stunned for a moment.
This*, is it actually a score? You must know that the last time Lin Shi and Fan Wusu met for the first time in the small forest, one shouted "Great Immortal" and the other shouted "Official", and the two of them really wanted to lower their heads lower than each other and bend their waists shorter than each other!
But now, Lin Yan has honestly accepted his identity as a ghost immortal?
Of course, according to the identity of the ghost immortal, it is true that he doesn't need to pay attention to the little impermanent ghosts stationed in the human world, and he should also be able to enjoy this kind of treatment.
But Lin Xian will never play cards according to common sense, and even an impermanent intern will call him uncle, why did he obediently get up and be an uncle today?
Don't......?
I frowned, but didn't speak.
"It's great you're here! With your town, this time you will be able to subdue that pig! Fan said helplessly.
"What? What do you say? Lin Yan was suspicious.
I hurriedly played the round, smiled and said, "It's nothing, just invite you to eat roast suckling pig." You don't eat. ”
Lin Shi asked, "Is it free?" ”
I said, "It's free." ”
Lin Shi: "That's it!" ”
Fan Wusu laughed and said, "Then please come with me first, our team leader has been waiting for you for a long time." ”
So we followed his guidance, but after walking a few steps, after he pointed in the direction, he took advantage of Lin Yan's inattention, deliberately lagged a few steps behind, leaned to my side, gritted his teeth and asked me in a low voice: "Stinky boy, what are you bringing him for?!" ”
I was surprised: "What? Didn't you welcome him? ”
"Welcome, sister!" Fan Wuzhi rolled his eyes and said angrily: "I want to act in front of those little impermanences, I thought that in front of you, I could relax a little, but what I didn't expect was that you actually brought a big immortal over!" Then I have to act again! ”
I said helplessly: "No way, I happened to meet this great immortal when I came over, what can I do after you finish speaking?" He's also my uncle, and I can't afford to offend either! ”
"Forget it." Fan Wuxu sighed, quickened his pace, walked in front of Lin Shi, and showed him the way.
*
We gradually walked out of the crowd with Fan Wusheng, and when I took a step, I felt as if I had crossed some dimensional wall, and the world seemed to have become very different.
Over there is the world of people, and here, there is the world of ghosts.
If anything, it's ...... The air conditioner is turned on too low here!
I saw a lot of dead people, and they all looked at us with pity, but I quickly shifted my attention to Lin Xian, and found that he was not too surprised by the sudden change, and he was not panicked, but his expression still showed a little vigilance.
Will Lin Shi also be afraid of ghosts?
In this way, with a little vigilance, under the guidance of Fan Wuxu, he completed the whole process.
"This is a space specially arranged by our team leader, the last time the pig broke into the hospital, all of us have seen its power, and we know that if it comes back tonight, it will hurt the living! So our team leader combined the strength of our whole group and specially created this space, hoping to bring in the pig so that it would not hurt others outside! "Fan Wusu explained to us on the way.
It looks so grand.
"Here we are." Fan Wusu said that after waiting for me to get ready, he pushed open a door.
Squeak~
A bright light lit up from behind the door, and I subconsciously closed my eyes.
It was only after my eyes had settled into the light that I opened my eyes to take in the environment.
It looks like a large office, but instead of a human office worker, it's black and white!
They all seemed busy, busy moving the materials around, as if they were all in a cabinet to be locked.
Fan Wuxuan explained: "Those materials are all the materials of the book of life and death, and we impermanence ghosts do things according to those materials, who should be pulled to die, who should be sent to reincarnation, all according to those materials." Tonight's battle is coming, and the team leader is worried that the information in the book of life and death will be messed up by wild boars, so he ordered us to put away all the materials first, so as not to catch the pigs, but mess up the information, and the boss will blame it. ”
"So much?!" I was blown away by this big project!
Because the "data" locked up by black and white impermanence is at least filled with dozens of large bookcases!!
Compared with the book of life and death that Fan Wusu helped me turn over last time......
It seems to be completely different, one more, one less, but this less is too little, right?
(I remember that Fan Wusu was a wordless book of heaven.) )
"That ...... of yours"
Before the words fell, Fan Wuxu covered my mouth, bit my ear and threatened: "Of course mine is advanced!" Where is the original of Hades, mine is the backup, and here is the printed data! ”
Me: "......"
That's right, how could a low-level black and white impermanence get an artifact? What they get is the information that is printed out and communicated.
It is still the convenient book in Fan Wusu's hand: wordless book = confidentiality; Flipbook = computer search database.
The information here is as high as the mountains and as deep as the sea!
Fan Wusu took us to an office door and said to me, "Our team leader is waiting for you inside. ”
I whispered, "What should I say when I go in?" ”
Fan Wusu also whispered: "Pretend to be an uncle!" Those two mentally retarded people plan to use you to do drudgery tonight, and take advantage of the fisherman's own profits, why do you cheap those two mentally retarded? ”
Yo yo, it seems that Fan Wuxuan is not less angry here to play his grandson.
“ok。” I met his request.
"What about me?" Lin Shi asked.
Fan Wusu glanced at him and said politely: "You don't have to pretend, you are also an uncle." ”
"Hmm!" Lin Shi nodded, looking like he understood.
Fan Wusu pushed open the door.
"Honey, your bones are the most charming white I've ever seen, and there are no skeletons in the world that compare to your white bones. The gaps between your bones have been carefully calculated and created by God, and the soul fire in your eye is burning with the most beautiful color I have ever seen, and the emerald is not as green as it is! Your teeth are so neat, small and delicate, that I lick them affectionately all the time. mu~a~! ”
“mua~!”
I'm embarrassed!
It's not just me who drops my jaw, but so does Lin Shi!
As soon as I pushed the door, I saw the eighteen forbidden, and the skeleton in the white cloak hugged the waist of the skeleton in the black cloak and kissed...... Wait, I remember the black skeleton is the man!
, is it popular now that men are below and women are on top?
"Alas......!" Fan Wuxu couldn't help but cover his eyes and sighed deeply!
I, now finally understand what kind of "wrongdoing" he has received for his work under these two skeletons!