But......

Boss Fan, you are a family man, why can't you stand this dog food pinch?

I coughed helplessly.

"Honey, your kissing skills are even more powerful than the last time, and it tickles people's hearts. By the way, when are we going to have little skeletons? The black-clothed skeleton below looked at the white-clothed skeleton above affectionately and said.

Skeleton in white: "Next year." ”

"It's been too long."

"For a long time, what else can you do with me?"

The black-clothed skeleton turned over, pressed the white-clothed skeleton underneath, and said dotingly: "You abrasive little goblin! If I don't teach you a lesson, you're really going to have to wait until next year to give me a little skeleton! mu~a~！ ”

“mua~！”

"Ahem!!" I coughed hard: "Cough cough!! ”

“mua~~~”

Me: "......"

Convex (艹)!

"Well, forget it." Fan Wusu patted me on the shoulder and motioned for me to follow him to the table on the other side.

He found what looked like a plan and said, "I knew those two skeletons weren't reliable at all, and counting on them would have to wait until next year." Luckily, they've already made a plan, you see. ”

I think...... Look at you!

This paper is really a real "ghost drawing"!

"Oh, forget, you're a living person, you can't read this kind of ghost writing." Fan Wuxu's hand gently brushed the plan, and it finally became the simplified Chinese characters that I was familiar with.

When I was reading it, Fan Wusu also explained next to him: "Don't look at the words written on this plan, in fact, there is only one sentence in the final analysis." ”

"What?" I'm still watching, I haven't seen the point yet.

Fan Wushu: "That's it, our impermanence team went to the nearby fruit market to buy some watermelons and came back, sat and ate melons, and watched you catch ghosts." ”

"Poof!!"

It's really true!

I saw that the plan book was really serious about which fruit stand in the fruit market had the sweetest fruit!

"Excuse me, what kind of talent did those two stupid skeletons get into the position of leader of this group?" I asked, speechlessly, as I looked at the two skeletons that were still pounding their teeth against their teeth.

Fan Wusu said: "Because the power is strong. ”

"Powerful?" I looked at the two funny skeletons in disbelief, and the corners of my mouth twitched, not at all willing to believe that they had great power: "Just like them?? ”

Fan Wusu said helplessly: "There are thousands of black and white impermanence who perform tasks in the human world, and they are already the best ones. ”

“…… All right. I reluctantly confessed.

After all, from this point of view, those two are indeed "powerful", the Impermanence Bureau is not a civilian job, and they often have to fight with evil ghosts, if there is no "force", how can they get the murderous evil ghosts with just one mouth?

"Why me?" I asked, "Your Impermanence Bureau is a department that often has to fight with evil spirits, and you should be familiar with things like this, so you don't need a new hand like me to do it, right?" I'm a Soul Assassin, not a Ghost Hunter! ”

Fan Wusu said: "You know the rules. The demons are very sensitive, and they know very well that we impermanence ghosts are their mortal enemies. So as soon as they step into our trap, they can sense that we are nearby, and they won't take the bait. ”

"Oh, I'm your 'bait'?"

"Clever." Fan Wuxu said: "You are a mortal, that pig will not be wary of you." ”

Fuck your uncle, it's really thankless hard work!

I charged in front, the impermanence ate melons, and when I was about to be killed in front, I came out to subdue the evil spirits, and brought back to the underworld to follow the leader to ask for a reward, and I couldn't even receive a certificate.

I thought about it for a long time before I said bitterly, "That's so easy to say! But I'm not a professional ghost hunter, I'm a soul assassin, not a ghost hunter! The little trick I know how to use against ordinary street spirits is fine, but you want me to use it against a demon with a hundred years of resentment...... That's too difficult, isn't it?! ”

"Great, you have to do it too. You don't want to offend impermanence, do you? Fan Wuxu looked at me sympathetically.

I sighed.

I really don't dare.

"The pigskin is there." Fan Wusu pointed to the pigskin that had been hung up a long time ago, and said to me, "We have already set up the magic circle here, and we will clear the field as soon as the time comes." Think for yourself what you can do with that pigskin that can provoke the pig's anger and come for it. All you have to do is bring him in and use your own agility to escape in time before the circle activates. ”

I asked, "What if I can't escape?" ”

Fan Wusu whispered, "You have to ask the pig about this." ”

Convex (艹)!

This clearly means that if I can't escape, life and death will be in the hands of that pig's trotters! If it wants me to live, I can live; If it wants to kill me before it dies, kill me! These melon-eating impermanence won't care!

What a bureaucracy!

I sighed, and suddenly out of the corner of my eye, I caught a glimpse of the pigskin tattoo, and suddenly I had an idea.

I walked towards the pigskin.

"What, got an idea?" Fan Wu saved this human spirit, and saw through my thoughts at a glance.

I didn't answer him, I went to untie the pigskin, spread it out on the table, and took the Soul Stinging Needle from my pocket.

Fan Wusu came to me and asked, "What do you want to do?" ”

I grinned: "This is a big matter related to my life, of course I have to take the initiative into my own hands, right?" I'm going to tattoo a soul charm on its skin, so that even if it comes, I won't have to be afraid of it. ”

Fan Wusu said: "However, you didn't prepare well before going out this time, seeing that you came empty-handed, only with needles and no dye, how can you stab the soul of pigskin?" ”

"Dyes? Isn't that simple? I grabbed his hand, "with a fingernail." ”

After speaking, he took his long nails and slashed them in the palm of his palm, and sure enough, like a sharp blade, it broke with a stroke, and the blood immediately seeped out, filling a full cup.

Fan Wusu: "......"

What's depressed?

Who called ghosts love to have long nails, and the devil knows what kind of aesthetic this is?

I used my blood to make a dye, and then I stabbed my soul soothing charm on the pigskin.

Hopefully, before the pig arrives, I'll be able to complete this soul talisman so I have a life-saving hole card!

Fan Wusu sat down next to me, laughed, and said, "You are such a ghost!" I've lived for more than 3,000 years, and I've never seen anyone stab a soul on a dead skin, and if you can succeed, then you're really an unborn ghost! ”

I glanced at him and said two words: "Clear." ”

"Good. You're the uncle tonight. Fan was helpless, he stood up and clapped his hands.

The two skeletons, immersed in the pleasure of teeth hitting teeth, came to their senses, looked at us in amazement, and then at the wall clock on the wall, and said, "It's not time yet, it's cleared now?" ”

Fan Wusu walked over and said to them in a very good-natured manner: "This evil ghost has been caught early, and the matter is finished as soon as possible, we already have its skin in our hands, so why should we wait for the time to catch it?" Wu Ye seems to have a score in his heart, so it is better to do things according to his plan. Let's clear the field first, and prepare the magic circle, so as not to miss. ”

This tone is not so much that the subordinates are humbly talking to their superiors, but that the elders are coaxing the three-year-old child to play.

"What is he doing?" The white-clothed skeleton asked.

Fan Wusu said: "Piercing the soul." ”

"Tattooing a soul on a dead pig's skin??" She seemed to have heard a big joke: "Can it be done?" ”

Fan Wusu whispered: "Wu Ye said yes." ”

The white-clothed skeleton shook his head and smiled disdainfully, "I've heard a thing or two about the legend of the Soul Assassin. This soul assassin uses the flesh and blood of the living as a guide, tattooing the dead on the body of the living, so that the deceased can return to the world. Without fresh flesh and blood as an introduction, can he do it? ”

Fan Wuxu said in a low but firm voice: "Wu Ye said yes." ”

"Then believe him, anyway, whether this thing works out or not has nothing to do with our layout." The white-clothed skeleton said with a smile, she clapped her hands, and the space instantly changed 360 degrees without dead ends!

In an instant, the layout of the office became an empty space, and everything was gone. No wonder Fan Wuxuan said that they still have some ability, there are very few people in this world who can do such a flexible transformation.

The white-clothed skeleton was still polite to me, leaving a table for me to set the pigskin and a chair for me to sit on.

She gave me a contemptuous look, grabbed the horns of the robe, and tugged at it, covering the black-clad skeleton, and when the robe swung over, the two of them disappeared together.

Fan Wuxu smiled and disappeared as well.

Lin Yan frowned and wanted to go with them, but he seemed to have concerns and glanced at me.

I said, "You go with Fan Xiaoba, he will protect you." ”

Lin Yan hesitated, said "um", and turned his head to go through.

Me: "......"

Rest assured, at this time my heart did not say "it".

It's confusion.

The real forest, do you need to be protected?

But how could a fake Lin Shi wear a space without an open space opening?

I really don't understand.