Chapter 275: Continue to be mentally retarded
Although there is an episode of Cheng Dai grabbing fish, but the overall grilled fish activity is still very smooth and happy, everyone has been playing with laughter and laughter from the day to eight or nine o'clock in the evening, but the cold by the stream is heavy, and they can't stay up all night, Shen Lu and Liang Zhu proposed that everyone go back to Chengfu to rest.
Of course, because Luo Yu injured her ankle, she couldn't stay overnight, so Cheng Qi personally sent her back.
After the soldiers were divided into two ways, in the carriage in front, only Cheng Dai was left, and Cheng Yan who was holding Cheng Ning, the child was seven years old, sensible, and nymphomaniac, and his favorite thing was to be with Cheng Yan, looking at his face, so he simply took the same carriage.
In the carriage, Cheng Yan glanced at Cheng Ning, who was asleep leaning on him, and then whispered to Cheng Dai: "You are mentally retarded." ”
Cheng Dai was stunned by the scolding and looked up at him.
Cheng Yan followed him on fire for a day, not to mention scolding him, I can't wait to punch him twice, Cheng Dai's actions today can be said to be a complete waste of his good intentions, so he said: "What's going on with you today?" ”
Cheng Dai was puzzled, and even had a lot of grievances in his eyes, and appealed for himself: "What's wrong with me? ”
"Don't pretend to be confused."
Cheng Yan was angry when he thought of Fang Cai's matter: "You said that you, not only did you repeatedly intercept Luo Yu's Hu when you were grilling fish, causing people to not eat a few bites, but your sister asked you to send Luo Yu, which clearly gave you a chance, but you said...... Isn't it just a sprained foot, not a broken leg, listen, are you talking about human words? ”
"That's what people say."
Cheng Dai said innocently.
Listening to his 'reasonable' explanation, Cheng Yan was so good that he spurted out a mouthful of old blood three feet away, he is a person with high IQ and EQ, when he lured Cheng Qi's little sheep to slowly approach the trap of his big bad wolf, it was almost a step needle, and that person also followed his pace, and never miscalculated.
Of course, there is inevitably a reason for Cheng Qi's mental retardation, but it also shows that Cheng Yan still has a lot of say in chasing girls, and for Cheng Dai, he is also qualified to give suggestions and opinions, coughed lightly, and he said helplessly: "Let me ask you, what is the purpose of saying such things and doing such things?" ”
Cheng Dai was asked like this, his cheeks turned red for the first time, he first opened the curtain of the carriage, looked at the lights and smoke on the street outside, there were children holding newly made sugar paintings running wildly, laughter and shouting were continuous, and he coughed like Cheng Yan, and then said awkwardly: "Of course it is...... I want to attract Luo Yu's attention, but I just ...... Just ......"
"Just what?"
Cheng Yan frowned.
"It's just that I think ......" Cheng Dai also frowned, "Luo Yu doesn't seem to like it very much." ”
"Nonsense!"
Cheng Yan couldn't help but shout.
This sound almost woke up Cheng Ning, who was asleep next to him, he was startled, and quickly looked at the child next to him, making sure that she was still asleep, and then explained to Cheng Dai bitterly: "Cheng Taiheng, listen, if you want to attract Luo Yu's attention and make her like you, just like you do it today, it will definitely be no fun, and it will make Luo Yu hate you even more, so, good man, stop quickly." ”
Cheng Dai didn't understand, and slammed Cheng Yan's knee with his knee: "But isn't this what you taught me?" ”
"I teach you, I teach you I am ......"
Speaking of this, Cheng Yan suddenly stopped, not that he didn't want to say it, but he didn't know how to say it, Cheng Dai was right, he did use his words and deeds to attract Luo Yu's attention, no matter how you look at it, he did it.
This turtle grandson.
Cheng Yan took a deep breath, reorganized his language, and then said: "Taiheng, what you did is actually right, but your attitude makes what you want to do turn the cart before the horse, you have to use a benign way to attract her." ”
Although Cheng Dai was not happy to be scolded, thinking of Luo Yu, he endured his impatience and said, "What a benign way." ”
"You see, if you snatch her fish and say things she doesn't like to hear, it's all called vicious." Cheng Yan inferred from each other, "However, if you see that she is not full, give her her the fish in your hand, or offer to send her home, this will not only make her notice you, but also make a good impression on her, that is, you don't remind her in a way she hates, but highlight your own strengths, so that she notices you so much." ”
Cheng Dai didn't have the mentality of learning, but after hearing this, he immediately became enlightened and said, "So that's the case." ”
Cheng Dai's normal reaction to seeing him like this should be relieved, but after reading what he did, even if he showed that he understood, he couldn't rest assured: "You understand? Do you really understand what I'm saying? Do you really know what I'm trying to say? ”
Cheng Dai nodded seriously: "That is, you used your own sparkle to attract her attention?" ”
Cheng Yan was surprised and delighted, and nodded busily: "Yes, yes, that's it." ”
Cheng Dai said thoughtfully: "So that's the case, then I know how to do it." ”
"That!"
Cheng Yan was still not at ease, grabbed his arm, and cautiously instructed: "But this doesn't mean that you have to dangle in front of her eyes all day long." ”
Cheng Dai blinked.
Sure enough, he meant it that way.
Cheng Yan wiped his face again, took a long breath, and said helplessly: "You annoyed her today, don't bother her recently, when she is angry, she will naturally think about you, and then you show your strengths, this is called the pursuit of victory, the brave are invincible." ”
"I didn't expect that there is so much attention to chasing girls."
Cheng Dai nodded, and immediately looked at Cheng Yan, his eyes were a little more strange, and he said coldly: "It's just Brother Zong Yu, how can you understand this." ”
"Huh?"
Cheng Yan didn't know why he was suddenly bitten back: "What did you say?" ”
"My sister's temperament is not difficult to catch, in my opinion, you just dug a hole, and she jumped into it stupidly." Cheng Dai squinted slightly, "But what you just said is well-founded and unforgettable, but have you pursued other girls?" ”
Not to mention, in modern times, Cheng Yan's peach blossoms are really prosperous, not to mention the endless stream, and he has never been alone.
But.
Cheng Yan said righteously at this moment: "No, I only love Cheng Qi." ”
Cheng Dai frowned.
The atmosphere was a little awkward.
"I'm serious, you...... Don't talk nonsense with your sister. ”
"Do you hear that?"
"Did you hear that?"
“…… Heard it. ”
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After the birthday banquet, these ladies in Beijing rested for more than three months, thinking that they would have to stay up so peacefully until the New Year to be lively again, who knew that at the end of autumn, the seven princes in the palace hosted a weapons exhibition, and invited the official family members to visit the palace again.
Speaking of this seventh princess Yang Yue, it is very strange, like Cheng Qi, Li Ting, Luo Yu and others, she also doesn't like those cumbersome rules, but she has to abide by them, for those needlewomen are regarded as bullshit, and they only like to dance with knives and guns, but because she is not in good health, she can only look at those martial artists, and she is just addicted.
The weapons exhibition she held in the Flower Garden this time was actually because she felt that the atmosphere in Beijing was too stuffy recently, and she missed the one in the Chengfu Mansion in March, so she begged the emperor to do it.
And those weapons are all recently built, and for safety reasons, all of them are not bladed.
Among the invited guests, the Cheng family is naturally among them, the flower garden is rebuilt after the king of Ruyang forced the palace, covers an area of more than ten acres, is very large, and there are many high platforms, sandwiched with pavilions, it can be said that the horizontal plane is very ups and downs.
The seventh princess sat on the highest platform wall, which was two or three meters away, but she was not afraid at all, and she didn't like everyone to stand in front of her, so she took the brunt of getting up and standing forward.
After the rebellion of King Ruyang, the royal family of the Yang family was hit hard, and most of the princesses and princes who had experienced those painful nightmares became introverted and sensitive, but this seventh princess Yang Yue was different, maybe she was still young when the incident happened, or maybe she couldn't stand such a lifelessness, so she was active every day.
But anyway, when she stood forward, everyone felt a sense of comfort and happiness came to their faces, the seventh princess inherited the beauty of the pure concubine Niangniang Cao's family, and the beautiful one can be said to be fresh and refined, which is different from the characteristics of most beauties, so that she has been favored by countless men.
Just after saying a few words, she was persuaded by the grandmother next to her to sit back, but when she was about to sit back, she paused for a moment, and then waved to Cheng Qi and shouted with a smile: "Sister Xiu!" Sister Xiu! ”
Cheng Qi looked up, also beckoned, and said with a smile: "Seventh Princess!" I'm here! ”
When the seventh princess saw her, she immediately laughed even more, and regardless of this crowded occasion, she opened her mouth and asked, "What about Cheng Dai!" Didn't he come back from Suibei! ”
Cheng Qi was stunned for a moment, nodded and said, "Yes." ”
"What about the others?"
Because she didn't enter the palace curtain, there were many male dependents in this flower garden, and the eyes of the seventh princess swept over the line of beautiful men of all colors, and she didn't see the familiar ice cube face, and said unwillingly: "Didn't he come today?" I remember that the invitation to your Cheng family has his name! ”
Seeing this, Liang Zhu hurriedly smiled and explained: "Don't worry, princess, he has gone to Honglichi, we will send someone to call!" ”
"No need!"
As soon as the seventh princess heard that he was coming, her frowning brows loosened, and she shouted with a smile, "It's good that he's here." ”
After saying that, he turned around and went back to do a good job.
And as soon as she sat down, the group in the audience also went back to their respective seats and sat down, and two seconds later, there were countless noisy voices of gossip, all saying that the young master of the seventh princess Manyuan didn't ask, but stared at Cheng Dai, it seems that there must be a delicious cat in it.
Of course, Cheng Qi also noticed it, and glanced at Liang Zhu, the man raised his eyebrows strangely, and laughed in a low voice: "I didn't expect this Cheng Dai peach blossom to be so prosperous, even the seventh princess is very fond of him." Looking back in one direction, he said meaningfully, "Now, things are even more difficult to do." ”
Cheng Qi also couldn't understand what was so good about that stinky ice lump, when she was at home in the past, she still thought that if Cheng Lan and Cheng Dai were not her brothers, except for Cheng Yan, she would rather choose Cheng Lan than Cheng Dai, and the thought of spending the rest of her life in the ice cellar would make her sneze in fright.
"yes." She echoed and said, "The third child is really lucky to step on shit, and if you like him, one is more noble than the other." ”
"You don't understand."
Hearing the whispers of these two people, Shen Lu next to him came over, looked like a person who came over, and said: "This is called personality charm, just like when I saw Qiubai for the first time in that alley, sometimes, people will always be attracted by the personal temperament of others, and people like Cheng Dai are withdrawn and perverse, and people who don't like it, such as you, me and Azhu, are abandoned like shoe, and those who like it will be like Jinshu and the Seven Princesses, and they will be regarded as baht." ”
"I think it's still too low for the two of them to choose a mate."
Cheng Qi muttered.
"Who do you say is too low?"
As he was talking, Cheng Yan walked back from behind, and their group of men came back from the vicinity of Hongli Pond to sit, among them naturally there was Cheng Dai, but because of the episode caused by the Seventh Princess, everyone looked at him with strange expressions and smiled, the man felt awkward, and after a few seconds, he sat down unnaturally.
Cheng Dai sat down and subconsciously looked to the south, today, the guests who came were all a family at one table, Luo Yu and her brothers and sisters sat together, he remembered that the girl was still smiling before going to the red lichi pond, but at this time he lowered his head sullenly, fiddling with the red agate strings on his wrist.
"Didn't say anyone." Cheng Qi said, and attached it to Cheng Yan's ear, and told Fang Cai's matter, the man seemed to be smiling, and it seemed that he also felt that this peach blossom was a bit exaggerated.
However, in the eyes of outsiders, I only think that the relationship between the couples of the Cheng family is really good, and these three couples are all people who have been married for almost ten years, and they are all monogamous, not to mention concubines, they don't even have a bed, which is embarrassing and strange.
Suddenly I heard the sound of gongs and drums on the stage, this is today's rule, whenever the gongs and drums sound, the seventh princess will show everyone a weapon brought by today, this is the third time, it is a dark red and black snake scale whip, more than three meters long.
The seventh princess got up, waved her hand and asked the palace slave to take off the braid that was still coiled, and said with a smile: "But does anyone want to show you this whip?" If you play well, this princess will have a big reward! ”
This soft weapon is the most difficult to practice, and today's occasion is not small, and the men present are afraid of making a fool of themselves, so no one dares to take the lead.
And at this time, Cheng Dai remembered that he wanted to show his advantages in front of Luo Yu, because compared to knives and guns, he was the best at soft whips, and when he wanted to get up, it happened that the seventh princess shouted at him: "Cheng Taiheng!" Do you dare to give it a try! ”
As soon as the seventh princess shouted like this, Luo Yu's pupils shrank, and she looked at Cheng Dai cautiously, just as the person was also looking at her, and hurriedly turned her head away.
Cheng Dai snickered in his heart, and said that it was a good opportunity.
"Of course I dare!"
He stood up and chuckled.
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