Chapter 274: Great Intellectual Retardation
Sure enough, as Cheng Dai's stinky boy expected, these two people rode horses all the way into the dry forest, although Cheng Qi and Cheng Yan saw it, but they didn't care, it was thanks to Cheng Dai and Luo Yu that they were fine, if those two were really hanging there, they wouldn't even have time to collect the corpses.
Seeing Cheng Dai carrying Luo Yu out of the dry forest, by the stream, Cheng Qi and Cheng Yan were actually grilling fish, just when Cheng Dai and the two almost hit a tree in the forest, these two people had already caught seven or eight fish from the stream, and at this time they took out the flint they carried, picked up some dead branches and lit them, and were about to disembowel the fish.
"The third?"
Cheng Qi looked up to wipe his sweat, and just saw the infinitely embarrassed two, he was stunned for a moment, and then said to Cheng Yan: "Look over there." ”
Cheng Yan took out the dagger and was about to clean up the fish, looked back, frowned, and said, "What's wrong?" ”
Cheng Dai saw that he and Luo Yu's horses were grazing on Cheng Qi's side, and he shouted speechlessly: "Brother Zongyu! Sister! Luo Yu's horse and I have run back! And ran to the two of you! Aren't you worried about something happening to the two of us! Are you still my brother and sister? ”
And when Luo Yu saw the two of them, he always felt that it was not suitable for Cheng Dai to carry him like this, and it was not very good-looking, so he struggled and said, "Cheng Dai, you let me down." ”
"You've twisted your foot, you can't force it now, or it'll be even more swollen." Cheng Dai didn't look back, and continued to crusade against the two people in the distance, "Not only do I not care about the safety of the two of us!" I actually have a big heart to grill fish here to eat! Outrageous! I'm! ”
Cheng Qi blinked awkwardly, and said innocently: "Grilled fish...... You said yes before you came, but you forgot? ”
Didn't forget.
Cheng Dai thought about it, but said, "I forgot!" I forgot that you two are rice buckets! Eater! ”
"It's not polite." Cheng Qi muttered, and finally, he noticed Luo Yu on Cheng Dai's back, wiped the water on his hands, and hurriedly walked over and said, "Jinshu? Jinshu: What's wrong with you? Glancing at the hole in her dress, "But hurt in the dead forest?" ”
Luo Yu was embarrassed to say that it was because of his recklessness that he almost caused a catastrophe, but at this time, he had to bite the bullet and say: "It's my ......"
"I was reckless."
Who knew that Cheng Dai helped her carry the pot, and said coldly: "She fell off the horse and twisted her foot." ”
When Cheng Qi heard this, he raised his foot and kicked Cheng Dai's ass without saying a word, the man didn't say a word, frowned and said, "Sister, pay attention to quality." ”
"And pay attention to quality?"
Cheng Qi looked at the abrasions on Luo Yu's hands, and was angry: "Why don't I kick you to death, if something happens to Jinshu, I see how you stinky boy can explain to Luo Shangshu, Jinshu is the pearl of his palm, and you have to be skinned alive." ”
When Luo Yu heard this, he hurriedly excused Cheng Dai and said, "Sister Xiu, don't blame him, it's me who is not good." ”
"You're a stinky girl and you'll talk to him."
Cheng Qi said with concern: "It doesn't matter if you twist your foot, let's go back quickly." ”
But fortunately, Luo Yu is also a female middle school woman who has practiced martial arts since childhood, and at this time, she must not be slightly injured and not get out of the line of fire, not to mention that she just twisted her foot, and it is only an inch, it is too evil what Cheng Dai said, but it is actually no big problem, at least walk less, and it will be fine after two days of rest.
Besides, before she came, she wanted to grill fish with Cheng Qi and them, but when she saw that the fire was all set up, she said that she would not go back.
"Does it really matter?"
Cheng Qi helped her down from Cheng Dai's back, and while helping her to sit on the stone pier next to her, he said worriedly: "I can warn you, you must not be reckless." ”
"No, no."
Luo Yu smiled and said, "Let's hurry up and grill the fish and eat it." ”
Cheng Qi had no choice, and said to Cheng Yan helplessly: "What a strange girl." ”
The man pulled Martian with a dagger, raised his eyebrows, and said, "You are not qualified to talk about people." He looked up and said to Cheng Dai, "You go over there and call everyone over, and by the way, help Jinshu get some medicine to invigorate blood and remove blood stasis, and Xiaoqi and I will catch some more fish." ”
Cheng Dai said coldly: "Why don't you go?" ”
"If you don't want to be beaten, don't ink."
Cheng Yan also said coldly.
The man stood in place for a few more seconds, and then after glancing at Luo Yu, he reluctantly got on his horse and called the rest of the people.
"This stinky boy's personality is really getting more and more annoying." Cheng Qi watched the man leave, and said with disgust from the bottom of his heart, "If he hadn't been for my brother, I wouldn't even want to look at him if I met him on the street." Asked Luo Yu, "Jinshu, did you say that?" ”
Who knew that the girl thought carefully for two seconds, and then said seriously: "Although she has a bad temper, she looks very good, if I see it on the street, I should have a few more looks." ”
Cheng Qi's face was on fire, but Cheng Yan laughed unceremoniously, Cheng Qi was even more angry, she had never seen Cheng Yan laugh so happily, so she said: "What is so funny about this, your old man's laughter is too strange." ”
So, Cheng Yan's smile retracted in an instant: "Who do you say is the old man." ”
"Of course it's you."
Cheng Qi repeated it very boldly, and only these two people understood the stalks and cats, so Luo Yu looked inexplicable.
Then, without Cheng Qi's trouble, Cheng Yan quickly caught more than a dozen fish, and sure enough, there were many fish in midsummer, and the location they chose was the only way for those fish, after the bumper harvest, Cheng Yan knocked them all out, and then handed the dagger to Cheng Qi.
Cheng Qi looked at it and said puzzledly: "What are you doing?" Pointing to the pile of fish, "Hurry up and open it." ”
"I'm dirty."
Cheng Yan didn't wait for Cheng Qi to refuse, so he gave him the dagger, and then went upstream to wash his hands.
"But I won't get it."
"I will, I will—"
As he was talking, Shen Lu's voice came not far away, because of his low background, so this kind of killing fish and sheep is still often in contact, I heard that I can have a picnic in this horse farm stream, since I woke up from a coma, it is rare to be so excited.
Cheng Lan walked behind her and said with a smile: "Be careful with the knife." ”
Cheng Yuan said lightly: "If I knew earlier, I would have come over later, and then I could eat it directly, and I had to help." ”
"Forget it." Liang Zhu glanced at him and asked Cheng An Cheng Piao to take Cheng Ning well, "I want to eat but I want to be lazy." ”
"I asked Boss Tang for salt."
Jiang Qing said, threw the small oiled paper bag over, Shen Lu caught it neatly, looked at Li Ting again, and said with a smile, "I'm hungry." ”
Li Ting pinched his hair and walked over with a smile: "Yes." Seeing Shen Lu holding a dagger in one hand and a fish in the other, "Will you clean up the fish?" ”
"Of course, Master taught me in the past."
Shen Lu squatted next to Cheng Qi and said in a decent manner: "It's just that I haven't done it for a long time, and it's a bit handy." With that, he put the dagger against the fish's back and paused, "I forgot how I got it...... In the past, I always caught hares and pheasants to eat, and the fish ...... Eat less. ”
"A-Yao, you can't do it."
Liang Zhu smiled: "I regret it, Haikou is exaggerated." ”
"Shut your crow's mouth." Shen Lu brandished a dagger and said, "Those who don't have to work have no right to speak." ”
Everyone laughed, Liang Zhu sighed, someone behind her called her, and it turned out to be Cheng Dai: "Taiheng?" The medicine was taken? ”
"Hmm."
Cheng Dai handed the medicine bottle to Liang Zhu: "Trouble my sister-in-law to help me give it to Luo Yu." After that, he also stuffed it into his hand, and then went to sit on Cheng Yan's side.
Liang Zhu raised his eyebrows and smiled meaningfully, as soon as this stinky boy went back, he said to a large number of them to go over and grill fish, and then went to Boss Tang to ask for this blood circulation and stasis medicine, he was very concerned about Luo Yu, but he loved to shrink back at the critical moment, and he didn't know who he looked like.
The three brothers and sisters above his head, Cheng Lan, Cheng Yan and Cheng Qi, which is not the character of a tiger and a rabbit, he is good, awkward.
But at this time, it was still Luo Yu's ankle sprain that mattered, she walked over and sat next to Luo Yu, and handed her the medicine: "Jinshu, it doesn't matter." ”
Luo Yu took the medicine, shook his head and smiled, "It's okay." ”
"Why don't I help you go back first, let's wipe the medicine first, so as not to swell." Liang Zhu dissuaded.
"It's all right."
Who knew that Luo Yu blinked his eyes and shook Liang Zhu's hand, the man was stunned for a moment, then reacted, leaned over and snickered: "Okay, you stinky girl, you are bad enough in your heart, I really underestimate you, that stinky boy didn't notice it." ”
Luo Yu looked at Liang Zhu's appearance, smiled helplessly, and said, "Actually, it was twisted, but it wasn't that serious." Turning his head and glancing at Cheng Dai's back, he ...... I only asked a few words, and I must have noticed it, isn't this ...... Don't care about me anymore. ”
Liang Zhu touched her head and whispered: "He actually cares about you very much, it's just that this kid is so awkward, and there are so many people here at this time, how can he be embarrassed to come over and ask you questions, don't mind, this stinky boy will open up one day sooner or later." ”
Luo Yu's face turned red, and he lowered his head sullenly: "I don't want him to open up." He said angrily, "He must not like me, think about it, he still likes the kind of literary and quiet poetry hop tea, can chant poetry and do the right thing everyone's show, I'm like this, how can he not react, it's just prevarication." ”
Liang Zhu listened, sensed the girl's retreat, and hurriedly said: "You can't think like this, just in case...... In case Cheng Dai is mentally retarded, he won't be able to react if you don't tell the truth, you wait, his old tree will definitely bloom. ”
"He wouldn't be ignorant."
Luo Yu's voice suddenly lowered, a little sad and disappointed.
Liang Zhu didn't know how to persuade him, and when he hesitated, Luo Yu suddenly looked up with a smile and said, "Then, Sister Azhu, how did you and Brother Yuan get together?" ”
Guarding the only elm head of the Cheng family, this girl didn't think about how to knock him open, but she still had this gossip heart, Liang Zhu couldn't help laughing, but still whispered: "Actually, long before the two of us got engaged, I ...... Fell in love with him. Turning his head to look at Cheng Yuan, the man was competing with Jiang Qing to see who was far away, perhaps because the heart of the husband and wife was sharp, and he noticed the tenderness, he also turned his head and returned with an indifferent smile.
Liang Zhu was stunned for a moment, chuckled, and said to Luo Yu: "But at that time, there was a girl in Zhuangzi who also liked him, and chased him all day long, and Cheng Yuan and I didn't show our hearts, and I didn't dare to test rashly, I thought that the two were destined to be inseparable, but the person found me, and said that he liked me, and asked me if I had any Xu family, and I said no, and he asked me if I had anyone I liked." ”
Luo Yu was very excited when he heard it: "What happened later? ”
"I didn't leave the cabinet at that time, how could I talk to him about these things." Liang Zhu remembered the past, and said with a smile, "Who knows, Cheng Yuan is stubborn, he is stubborn, he is holding my sleeve in the back garden, and he has to say it until he forces my truth out, grinning, and goes to find Mrs. Cheng to be the master of the engagement." ”
Luo Yu listened, opened his mouth incredulously, and snickered: "That's it? ”
Liang Zhu didn't think it before, but now that he thinks about it, he also cried and laughed and said, "That's really it." ”
"In this way, Brother Yuan is really bold."
Luo Yu sincerely admired two sentences, and then looked at Cheng Dai blamefully, saying in his heart, it is absolutely impossible for this person not to know his own mind, absolutely absolutely because there are others in his heart who deliberately ignore it, absolutely, absolutely, absolutely, absolutely,
And feeling this Ling Ran's gaze, Cheng Dai only felt that his back was numb, he frowned and turned his head, just when Luo Yu's eyes were staggered, the girl's expression seemed as if she didn't sprain her foot but made her completely unsuccessful, and after stopping for two seconds, she turned her head and looked at Cheng Yan.
And as Liang Zhu guessed, Cheng Dai not only didn't see Luo Yu's thoughts about him, he seemed to have misunderstood something else.
"Brother Zong Yu."
He spoke to Cheng Yan next to him, and the man replied lightly, waiting for the following.
"I think." As a result, Cheng Dai said coldly, "I think Luo Yu doesn't seem to like me." ”
Cheng Yan, as a person who had long known that Cheng Dai had a crush on Luo Yu, and pretended to be Luo Yu, who had been used by that person to practice confession many times, heard this, looked at Cheng Dai's eyes, and was more speechless, raised his eyebrows, and did not speak.
"Her foot didn't hurt at all." Cheng Dai said to himself, "I just wanted to go behind her, so I lied to her, but she seemed to be angry." ”
"yes."
Cheng Yan dealt with him casually.
For this kind of mentally retarded person, Cheng Yan doesn't know how to express his feelings, this Cheng Dai is simply ...... It's so mentally retarded, people all over the world can see that Luo Yu likes him, but he can't see it, and he is still fooling around there.
"Luo Yu likes you."
Cheng Yan couldn't stand it, so he simply picked it up and said: "If you go to propose marriage now, you can immediately hug the beauty." ”
"Don't tease me."
As a result, Cheng Dai said expressionlessly: "You just want to see me make a fool of myself in front of her." Taking a deep breath, he said in a brain circuit that normal humans don't have, "She must have started to hate me because I broke the story that she knew martial arts, and I have to find a way to make her change her mind." ”
This time, Cheng Yan's eyes when he looked at him were all replaced with 'This child is well treated, and it should be cured'.
"Forget it." Cheng Yan got up and said, "You can do it yourself." ”
"Hey." Cheng Dai stopped him.
Cheng Yan glanced at him: "What's wrong?" ”
"Someone like my sister, you can marry a family, Luo Yu's side." Cheng Dai said, "You give me an idea." ”
Dare to say this about his daughter-in-law, Cheng Yan's eyes were cold, but adhering to the psychology that this fool is still a family after all, he said: "Let's get her attention a lot." ”
"I see."
Cheng Dai suddenly realized.
Cheng Yan frowned, wanting to say something, but suddenly sighed again, too lazy to say.
And Cheng Dai took a deep breath and silently made a decision in his heart, he must make Luo Yu like him.
What a rare fool.
It's really rare to be dull to this extent.
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"Ahh
On the other side, the fish in Shen Lu's arms was a pretender, and he died when he was in his hand, but as soon as the knife approached, it began to flutter again, Shen Lu was not prepared to be startled, the knife was still cut in the palm of his hand, and Cheng Lan, who saw it, was excited, and immediately said: "It's okay!" ”
Shen Lu shook his head, Cheng Lan hurriedly swept the water on her body, and said, "Don't do it, don't do it, let Xiaoqi and them get it." ”
"I think so."
Cheng Qi originally wanted to learn how to get it, but he didn't expect Shen Lu to be born and drop the chain halfway: "I'll do it myself." ”
"I'll do it."
At the critical moment, Li Ting stood up again, she accurately grabbed the slippery fish, and I don't know where the strength came from, she carried the fish's tail and threw it at the smooth stone next to her, and the fish that was jumping around just now fainted directly.
Then, Li Ting turned the fish over with his palm, it was the fish maw that was aimed at her, he picked up the dagger with his right hand, used the tip position against the white soft part of the fish maw, easily pierced it and then swiped down, because the spring fish was fat, the blood and internal organs gushed out in an instant.
Li Ting put down the dagger unhurriedly, and wiped out the belly of the fish, and the bitter gall was not broken, and then put down the dagger, put the fish into the stream and washed it well, and then handed it to Cheng Qi, and smiled indifferently: "Okay, you can wear it and roast it on the fire." ”
It's just that her set of tricks is smooth, and everyone present was stunned, not to say how difficult it is to kill fish, but to say that Li Ting's appearance and image are too much in contrast to what she did, and Liang Zhu was even more embarrassed: "Oh my God, this princess looks soft and weak, I didn't expect it to be a ruthless character." ”
Looking at Jiang Qing, it seemed that it was the first time that he had seen his daughter-in-law kill fish, swallowed slightly, and said, "It's amazing." ”
Liang Zhu smiled, and Luo Yu next to him also said, "It's really a real person who doesn't show his face." ”
"yes." Shen Lu also said, "Not only can I drink, but I can also ride a horse, I will also kill fish at this time, and I will burrow obediently, there is still a princess in this world who will not do what she can't do and dare not do, this time, the prince really married a fairy real person back." ”
"It's just killing a fish."
Jiang Qing was obviously proud to death, and said in his heart that he had really picked up the treasure this time, Li Ting's character and gentleness, but he did not lose his tenacity, he could not only take care of himself, do his duty as a wife, but also be able to settle the situation, no matter what she encountered, there was nothing she didn't dare to face.
"Look at all the fuss you guys are all about."
But pride is pride, B still has to pretend, Jiang Qing said.
Cheng Yuan raised his eyebrows and did not debunk it.
Li Ting was also made to laugh and cry by the exaggeration of these people, and soon, she cleaned all the fish, and Cheng Qi used a sharpened wooden stick to put them on a row one by one, put them on the fire rack and roasted them, almost, and then smeared with salt, there was no rest of the seasoning, so that the deliciousness of the fish itself could be highlighted, and after a while, the smell floated out, and everyone came over and sat together.
At that time, the sun had set, the sunset was red all over the field, and everyone's pupils seemed to be on fire, or the ruby was flickering, especially the light reflected in the stream, sparkling, making people feel happy, and feeling that the fatigue of the whole body was gone.
"Is it ready to eat? Is it ready to eat? ”
Luo Yu had been hungry for a day, and he had already been hungry, smelling the aroma of the grilled fish, and couldn't help urging: "Sister Xiu, it's not good yet." ”
Cheng Qi turned the fish over, the golden color did hook the appetite, thinking that it was almost over, if it was too long, the meat would be firewood, so he asked Cheng Yan to take the washed banana leaves next to him, wrapped them and handed them to Luo Yu, and said with a smile: "For your sake, this is the first one you have." ”
"Thank you, Sister Xiu, then I'm welcome!"
Luo Yu wanted to pick it up, but was snatched away by Cheng Dai halfway, and the man said coldly: "I carried you back, you have to give this to me." ”
The first trick was to use the matter of grabbing fish to attract Luo Yu's attention.
Cheng Dai thought so.
Look at Luo Yu again, she was already worried about Cheng Dai's affairs, but she didn't expect this person to come to this show, she was even more aggrieved, and the onlookers couldn't figure out what Cheng Dai was doing at this time, and the intention of this was only known to Cheng Yan on the other side, but he couldn't wait for a mouthful of old blood to spurt out, and this trick in his heart was not used like this, if this stinky boy was like this, don't make Luo Yu really dislike him.
"The third."
Cheng Yan frowned, and reminded him with something in his words: "Everyone has a share, what are you doing robbing others." ”
It's just that what he didn't expect was that Cheng Dai misunderstood again, he thought that Cheng Yan would let him chase after the victory, so after this mentally retarded person grabbed the fish, he deliberately showed off in front of Luo Yu's eyes, and said: "How about it, do you still want to go back, do you want to?" ”
The crowd couldn't understand it even more.
Cheng Yan was even more so, slapping him in the face, and couldn't bear to look at it directly.
Here, Luo Yu was almost angry with him, looking at the fish swaying in front of her, she snatched it back with her left hand, and pushed it on Cheng Dai's chest with her right hand, the man didn't notice, and because he was sitting cross-legged, he fell straight to the ground like this, frowning slightly, feeling that Cheng Yan had deceived him.
"You big fool!"
Luo Yu shouted bitterly: "Big fool! ”
Everyone laughed, and Luo Yu took a bite of the fish angrily, but judging from her facial expressions, the food couldn't relieve the hatred in her heart, she was really angry by Cheng Dai's mentally retarded behavior, and the more she chewed, the more angry she became.
However, after Cheng Dai sat up again, he felt that this kind of strength to attract attention seemed to be too much.
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