Due to too many hang-ups, I was finally successfully reported by my teammates and the system was banned.

Looking at the time limit, I reluctantly quit the game, unplugged the socket as well, and prepared to go back to my sleeper room.

Who knew that before I walked back into the carriage, someone looked at me: "It seems to be him!" ”

Me: "? ”

The man took out his phone and compared it with his companion looking at me and the phone: "That's right, it's him!" ”

Me: "??? ”

What's wrong? Am I an internet celebrity?

My first reaction was that Fan Xueqi wrote my identity in the form of blood and tears and exposed it on the website?

Oh, that's fine.

"Soul Assassin" is such an unpopular profession, if you say "Taoist", "Heavenly Master", "Monk" or something, others will know it as soon as they hear it, but the word "Soul Assassin" should be confused by whoever hears it, and I don't know what it does. So even if Fan Xueqi portrays me as an evil person on this basis, no one will necessarily believe me, as long as I am thick-skinned and get through, no one will care what I do.

Unexpectedly, when I walked past those two people with my head down, one of them suddenly grabbed my clothes: "You negative man!" ”

Hey!

I'm even more confused than I was before, right?

What kind of heart is it? Even if I want to be a bad guy, I have to have a girlfriend first, right?

And after this passer-by showed me the video, I understood a truth, that is: I am popular.

Fan Xueqi made me popular.

The video has more than 100 million views! More than 5 million retweets!

A low-key tattoo artist like me, with the power of Fan Xueqi alone, I am popular all over the Internet!

I saw that in the video, Fan Xueqi had her hair scattered, her face was pale, her eyes were red, and her tears kept flowing, so she was very haggard. (Makeup, huh?) I remember that Fan Xueqi is a practitioner, and his spirit is more than that of ordinary people, and it is impossible for him to become so haggard after not seeing him for a day. ）

In the video, she sobbed and cried, looking very pitiful:

"Hello everyone, my name is Fan Fan......"

Alias?

"I'm going to be 18 years old in a month. Last year, I met a man named Wu Shen, I knew Wu Shen when I was 17 years old, he lied to me ****, and our relationship has lasted for more than a year. Now, I'm pregnant......"

Yes??

I've got cramps in my face!

Eldest sister, if you want to fix me, why do you want to put yourself in it? Alas! Children just don't know the measure of pranks!

But, just want to kill me? You underestimate my ways, right?

My master once taught me that in life, if there are many troubles, you will get through it if you are thick-skinned.

So, what else can I do for you?

Video: "I love this man very much, I would love to give birth to this child for him, but I am not yet 18 years old, I am still underage, and I have just been admitted to university. Mom and Dad were very angry when they found out about this, so they found someone to beat him, forced him to kneel, and forced him to promise to leave me forever. Now that he's gone, leaving me and my children behind, and going to Tibet to become a monk, I really don't know what to do now! Mom and Dad are now forcing me to go to the hospital every day to get rid of the baby, I don't want to kill me and his child! For the sake of the poor child in my womb, please help me keep an eye on his whereabouts, and if you see him, please tell him that I love him and that I am willing to give him a monkey, and please come back soon. Here's a picture of him. ”

She pulled out my picture.

Strange, when did I take the picture? I don't usually take pictures.

This seems to be the last time I had tea with the Fan family in the teahouse, I knelt down to apologize to their family, and my nose and face were swollen (Zuo Zheng beaten) - when did this girl secretly take a photo of me, and it was a photo of me kneeling?

Can't you just find a nice sneak peek? I heard that girls love beauty very much, since they praise me as an Internet celebrity, why don't you give me a beauty, dear?

The most excessive thing is that Fan Xueqi put a mosaic on her family's face!

I'm the only one who doesn't have a mosaic, I don't have a beautiful face, everyone else is a mosaic, right?

I'm the only one with my real name, and you're a pseudonym, right?

Stinky girl......

I smiled helplessly, and now I finally know how clever this little girl is.

but，idontcare。

Master said, life in the world, thick-skinned will pass, what can you do with me?

Besides, in my opinion, this video has no bright spots, a vulgar bloody drama, I really don't know why it became popular on the whole network overnight, and the clicks exceeded 100 million?

In the next second, the photo was taken down, the painting style changed, and a video appeared!

Fan Xueqi clamped a big knife around my dog's neck, and the hero roared: "Wu Shen! If you don't come back, my mother will slaughter your dog!! ”

Embarrassed!!

"Woo woo ~ ~" The dog barked miserably, which can be called an actor-level acting!

The barrage on the video exploded instantly, n people are brushing 666, and many people cue me in the barrage:

[Wu Shen, come back quickly, for your dog, hahaha! 】

[For the sake of the dog, I turned decisively]

[Wife and children are not true love, Wu Shen and the dog are true love, 666]

[For the sake of dogs, everyone pay attention to the people around you! ] Be sure to help the girl pass the word to Wu Shen! 】

【…… 10688 barrage ......]

There are more barrages than before, and I can't even see the video clearly, and I now finally understand why this vulgar video can be clicked more than 100 million overnight.

Fan Xueqi, count yourself ruthless.

The buddy next to me patted me on the shoulder and said earnestly, "Brother, for the sake of your dog, go home quickly!" ”

Me: "......"

Alas!

I took out my phone, and the passerby smiled happily, feeling that he had done a particularly good thing.

I put Fan Xueqi's number out of the small black room and dialed it.

Seconds.

It seems that this girl has been waiting for my call for the past two days.

"Steamed, braised dog, I personally think the taste of braised dog meat is better, remember to put more peppercorns to remove the fishy smell. You're welcome, anyway, that dog is away from me, and it won't live long, so while it's not hungry and thin, and still has some meat, hurry up and get out of the pot...... Oh, I forgot, this dog's dog meat can't be eaten. You should know what it's eaten......"

I hung up.

Leaving the two dumbfounded brothers, they went back to the carriage.

Master is right, if you are thick-skinned, you will survive it, how can you bear with me?

*

It's just that Fan Xueqi's video still added a little trouble to me.

Whether it's on the train or getting off the train, there are always a lot of people staring at me, and there are also a lot of people who come over and pat me on the shoulder and say, "You are that Wu Shen, right?" Have you seen the video? For the sake of your dog, go home! ”

"Oh." And then I was gone.

Fan Xueqi obviously doxxed me, wherever I go, someone will up.

Although I don't want to pay attention to this news, as long as I go online, I can see the overwhelming headlines like "Wu Shen, your dog", and it's hard to think about it, it seems that many people are exposing my whereabouts.

but，idontcare。

Fan Xueqi, you can only jump on the Internet, and you have the ability to buy a train ticket to chase to Tibet - okay, she can't, after all, she is just a freshman, and she lacks financial resources and experience, which is not enough to support her to run to Tibet alone.

Someone watched the video and wanted to hit me.

But am I a man who fights whenever he wants?

So along the way, I was unscathed, and even used the trouble Fan Xueqi caused me as an adjustment during the journey. To be honest, my life is quite monotonous and rigid, but I didn't expect Fan Xueqi, a little girl, to have so much fun for me after only a few days, I think it's quite interesting.

Not only did I not think these were a trouble, but I even took pictures of the scenery I saw during the trip and sent it to Fan Xueqi, angry at this little girl: Look, not only did I not succeed in being doxxed by you, but I was still having a lot of fun outside~!

I don't know how she would react when she saw these photos, because her number has been blacklisted in my phone, and I can't get her calls or messages, but I'm sure she'll be waiting for my calls, so I'll see them as soon as possible, and I don't know if she's angry or not.

On the seventh day of my wandering, I was having a good time when I suddenly felt a cramping pain in my heart!

My tattoo parlor, something happened!