Finished!

When I saw Zuo Zheng, my first reaction was that it was over!

Uncle Zuo Zheng is definitely the biggest lifeline in my current life, and coincidentally, Fan Xueqi happens to know......

"Policeman! Do you want to know what kind of person Wu Shen is? I'm telling you he's not an ordinary tattoo artist, he's ......."

When Fan Xueqi was about to hang on Zuo Zheng, I pulled her back in a panic, and finally covered her mouth before she revealed my identity!

Fan Xueqi: "Woo woo! ”

Zuo Zheng looked confused: "...... is this?" ”

His memory was erased for two days, and Fan Xueqi only appeared in front of him once, so he didn't remember Fan Xueqi at all.

I covered Fan Xueqi's mouth and smiled at Zuo Zhengqiang: "This is the daughter of the old Wang family next door, she has a brain disease, drag me to help watch it, if you can't watch it, you will be sent directly to the mental hospital." You sit down first, and I'll talk to my daughter first. ”

After speaking, regardless of Zuo Zheng, who looked confused, forcibly pulled Fan Xueqi under the display wall, at this time Xiao Nizi had already changed her triumphant expression, I knew that her trick had succeeded, so there was no need to cover her mouth anymore.

I hesitated for a long time before whispering three words to her: "...... Good to discuss! ”

But I was thinking in my heart: The "March Period" is the "March Period", I have never been a person who does not keep my promises, so of course I will not change the original rules because of Fan Xueqi's opportunistic little tail, but in the next three months, I will have to keep thinking of excuses to delay time, fortunately, Fan Xueqi is still a little girl who is not deeply involved in the world, and she should be able to fool the past, but it will be very troublesome......

Thinking of this, my scalp is numb.

Who doesn't know that I, Wu Shen, am most afraid of trouble? I'm so scared that I don't even bother to make friends!

Alas!

"What I want is not easy to discuss, what I want is for you to go and take away the ghost attached to Tingting immediately." Fan Xueqi was in a better mood and said to me with a smile, "I know you don't want that police uncle to know about your, but if you don't take away the ghost that haunts Tingting, I'll tell that police uncle everything about you!" ”

That threat on that face really makes me lose my temper.

She should have used the Amnesia Gu on her in the first place! But it's a pity that I only have three amnesia Gus, and there is no extra one! The miscalculation at the beginning is now torturing me crazy!

Alas!

"Good, well, but there are a lot of things that need to be prepared to collect the soul back. You also saw that the last time I went to send your sister's soul, didn't I have to prepare a lot of things? If you want to help your friend send souls, I will also have to prepare a lot of things this time. I squeezed out a friendly smile to coax the girl, "Now my friend is here, so I'm going to greet him first, and then let's discuss how to help your friend send his soul, okay?" ”

"Okay."

The strategy of stalling for time has been initially successful!

*

But I didn't expect Fan Xueqi to be so troublesome.

I live a neat and tidy life, and I never regret anything I have done, but in this matter, I regret knowing Fan Xueqi for the first time, and what I regret the most is why I can't raise the fourth amnesia Gu (ability problem)!

People like me who tattoo turtles on people's faces, tombstones on people's backs, and bugs on beautiful women's hands must be hunted down from time to time.

So in the past, once I got into trouble, I closed the door of the store, dragged my suitcase and slipped to Zuo Zheng's house overnight to take refuge, and it would be fine to hide for a few days.

But who would have thought that Fan Xueqi would leave a left-right phone!

Zuo Zheng is a single dog, when others ask him for a phone number, he doesn't want to think about whether others have a conspiracy, and when he sees a beauty, he gives it!

So, I hid to Zuo Zheng's house for refuge, and the next morning, when Zuo was cooking breakfast, I received a phone call: "Are you looking for Wu Shen?" Yes, he's with me...... My home address is ......"

I was sold by him just like that!

When I woke up and opened my eyes, I saw Fan Xueqi riding on me with a big knife!

it!

There's nothing more terrifying in the world!

So on this day, I accompanied Fan Xueqi and Xiao Nizi to play word games for a day, which can be described as exhausting. But it's okay, no matter how little Nizi is, she's just a little kid who just went to college, no matter how smart she is, she hasn't reached the point of being shrewd.

Yes.

Thirty-six strategies, go for the best policy.

My decision was made neatly and without the slightest hesitation.

I didn't even go back to the tattoo parlor, and I didn't bring my luggage, so I sent a text message to Zuo Zheng: "Take care of my dog." "I immediately went to the train station and bought a long-distance ticket - the old paper wants to go to Tibet to see the snow-capped mountains!

Tibet, far enough, right?

If you have the ability, you will chase me!

When I got the train ticket to Tibet at the train station, I finally couldn't help but laugh out loud, and the people queuing up to buy tickets at the entire ticket office turned their heads, looking at me as if they were looking at a neuropath, and the most classic thing was that someone called 120: "Please help me transfer to a psychiatric hospital." ”

I'm pretty sure that with Fan Xueqi's freshman finances, she won't be able to buy a long-distance ticket to a place that is too far away.

And me, doesn't Uncle Zuo think I'm too homely? I'm going to take a trip to Tibet right now to experience the charm of the pilgrimage.

I happily got on the train.

specially blocked Fan Xueqi's call.

I bought a power bank in the car and went to play games for a day while lying down.

In the game-

[Teammate]: Why did the fish hang up?

[Me]: I'm sorry, but the train went into the tunnel......

[Teammate]: Report Zhuang Zhou.

It didn't take long for

Zuo Zheng called, and after I answered the phone, Fan Xueqi's murderous voice broke out on the phone: "Wu Shen! Where did you run! How dare you not answer my call? Do you believe it or not, I'm going to tell the police uncle about you right now? ”

My dead pig is not afraid of boiling water: "You say it, he won't believe it anyway." ”

"Okay, you said it!" So she was talking loudly to Zuo Zheng Babala on the phone, and I was calmly playing Tetris while listening to her babala.

Alas, she deliberately didn't hang up the phone, didn't she just want to pinch my weakness and see how long I could hold?

But I'm sorry, I held on the whole time, and not only that, but my Tetris also broke my past game record.

Sure enough, after listening to Fan Xueqi's babala, Uncle Zuo Zheng gave the most powerful reply ever: "Miss, your story is well written." ”

"Poof!" I finally couldn't help but laugh.

Listening to the phone, Uncle Zuo Zheng seemed to be going to do something else, but his mobile phone was still left to Fan Xueqi to hold.

"Laugh! What laugh at what laughs? "Fan Xueqi transferred her anger to me!

I laughed and said, "Girl, don't pester the police uncle, this police uncle you know is too upright, I have never seen such an upright person as him." He didn't believe in ghosts and gods since he was a child, he only believed in evidence, do you have evidence that there are ghosts in this world? Besides, even if you can prove that there are ghosts in this world, what can you do? Don't forget, last time, the police uncle witnessed your sister's abnormality, but he was more concerned about whether my car was bought or stolen. Can you expect such a person to believe that there are ghosts in this world? ”

Although I care that Zuo Zheng knows about me, I also believe that that guy is too nervous in this area and will not see any flaws.

After speaking, I happily said to Fan Xueqi: "I am already on the train now, and I have to sit on the train for 40 hours before I can get off, even if you tell me to go back immediately, I can't go back." ”

Fan Xueqi (╰_╯)#: "Where are you going?" ”

"Tibet." I said lightly, "Girl, wait for me for three months." Rest assured, in three months' time, I will definitely go back and pick up 'ta'. bye~”

With that, I hung up.

But before hanging up the phone, I seemed to hear Fan Xueqi yelling hysterically on the other side of the phone: "Wu Shen, you will definitely regret it!" ”

Hung up.

Not only hung up, but I also blocked Zuozheng's mobile phone number.

Be a man, when you are decided, you will be decided.

It doesn't matter if he is my uncle, it's a big deal to go back and beat him.

After hanging up the phone, my phone was finally able to connect to the Internet and play games again.

It's just that the history is strikingly similar.

[Teammate]: Why did the fish hang up again?

[Me]: I'm sorry, but the train is in the tunnel again......

[Teammate]: Report Zhuang Zhou.

The time of the game was pleasant, but I didn't expect that Fan Xueqi could do something that I regretted thousands of miles away......