Chapter 0004: Spirit Grass
"......" The Reincarnation Saint Monarch hesitated slightly, unwilling to lose his aura: "You cowardly ant, forgive you for not having the guts!" ”
Liu Fan is afraid of death and spares his life, but it doesn't mean that he is stupid, the hesitation of the Reincarnation Saint Monarch gave him a glimmer of hope, he ninja was in severe pain, looked at the hard wall, gritted his teeth, closed his eyes and hit it fiercely
"Presumptuous!"
The Reincarnation Saint Monarch was furious, the headache disappeared instantly, and his body was frozen uncontrollably, Liu Fan opened his eyes, cold sweat fell from his forehead, and the wall was close at hand, he was afraid for a while, just a little bit, he was really killed
"Humph! Don't think that if you freeze me, I won't be able to die! Liu Fan secretly rejoiced that he had made the right bet, so he took advantage of the victory to pursue "There are many ways to die, and if you dare to torture me, I have a way to kill two corpses!" ”
"You!" The Holy Monarch of Reincarnation was not lightly angry, one corpse and two lives, and the fetus in the womb died with the mother, this stinky boy, when he said this, he was obviously taking advantage
"You what you! Get out of my body! ”
Liu Fan took the limelight, and he swore that as long as this wheel of the Holy Monarch was freed, he would go up to the mountains with the villagers every day to hunt, and live a down-to-earth and diligent life
"Eh~ If it weren't for the fact that there was only a trace of remnant soul, with a small jade pendant alone, how could it have repeatedly failed to give up, and now the tiger has fallen in Pingyang, eh~~~"
In a word, the road is helpless, and the road is unwilling!
"I don't care if you're a dog in Pingyang!" Liu Fan's words were sarcastic, and he didn't want to suffer a loss, "The master doesn't want to scare you, you are a remnant soul, where can you stay cool!" Master's body is precious, how can you be allowed to defile it? ”
The more Liu Fan spoke, the more energetic he became, and the Reincarnation Saint Monarch didn't say a word, which further fueled his unscrupulousness
Syllable~
A loud slap, the sound of shouting and screaming stopped abruptly, and Liu Fan looked at his palm in a daze: "This? I actually slapped myself in the mouth? ”
Bang Bang Bang ~~~
The first slap was like a fuse, one after another slaps were like rain hitting plantains, crackling all on his face, Liu Fan wanted to cry without tears, but his hands were uncontrollable, and he played endlessly
"Holy Monarch? Holy Monarch? Am I wrong? ”
Liu Fan begged bitterly, and after just a few breaths, his face was like a pig's head, hot and painful
"This is just a small lesson, no matter how presumptuous you are, I will let you run around the street with your bare ass!"
The Reincarnation Saint Monarch seemed to be angry and not light, and Liu Fan could clearly feel that in his body, there was a strange existence with a very weak breath, but full of fire
Beat and scolded, scolded and scolded, Liu Fan felt that he was not at a loss, rubbed the emptiness in his abdomen, came to the table heartlessly, and ate it in a big gulp, no matter what the ultimate goal of the Holy Monarch is, filling his stomach is the first thing
"I said, wheel~ No, Reincarnation Saint, since you don't look down on my body, why don't you leave, just change it?"
Liu Fan is slowly seductive, after all, whoever has such a thing in his body is not at ease
"Eh~" I can hear that the Reincarnation Saint Monarch is even more depressed than Liu Fan, and he has been sighing: "I have been waiting for many years, and I have met many people, but without exception, my physique is as rubbish as you, if it weren't for the lack of time for this Saint Monarch, how could I look down on you?" Eh~~~ It's hateful."
Liu Fan smiled evilly while eating, he knew that the hatred in the mouth of the Reincarnation Holy Monarch was referring to the jade pendant on his chest, so he cherished it a few times and continued to ask
"Since you can't take my body, why torture me, why don't I go to the town tomorrow and try someone who doesn't have a jade pendant?"
Liu Fan's biggest wish now is to quickly invite the plague god in his body away, as for why the jade pendant is so magical, after getting rid of the Holy Monarch, he is studying it carefully, after all, everything can only be carried out on the premise of saving his life
"It's late!"
"What's Late???" Liu Fan stood up slowly, the Holy Monarch was in his body, and he didn't know where to look, anyway, he said angrily: "You still rely on me?" Is it interesting to rely on me? If you can't take it away, change to a strong person, you can show your previous demeanor, and let the world know how good you are, how good it is to kill two birds with one stone, let's go, let's go! ”
"Eh, a trace of the remnant soul of the deity, getting weaker and weaker, if there is no host cultivation, it will dissipate from this heaven and earth, you are the helpless choice of the deity, in order to take your body, you have to compete with the jade pendant several times, the failure to give up, the remnant soul has been hit hard again, and there is no power to change others, eh~"
The Reincarnation Saint Monarch seemed to have been disheartened, and said everything in one go, and his words were full of unwillingness and helplessness
Liu Fancai doesn't care about his good or bad, please don't go away from the plague god in his body, just rely on the fact that he was able to fix his body just now, let himself slap his mouth like self-harm, maybe one day this remnant soul can't think of it, and drives himself to climb to the top of the mountain, and in a leap down, he will really follow him into reincarnation
"Well, there's no other way?"
"Yes!"
As soon as he heard that there was a way, Liu Fan's depressed mood revived, and he asked excitedly: "Say it quickly, say it quickly!" ”
"One is that you cultivate the immortal method and draw the aura of heaven and earth into your body, so that the deity can borrow the power of aura to repair the remnant soul, but your physique is rubbish, I don't know what year and month, you can provide me with enough aura"
"Eh~ What about the second one?"
"With treasures such as elixir and natural treasures, help me repair my remnant soul!"
"Uh~~" Liu Fan was depressed again, neither of the two methods that the Holy Monarch said was simple, needless to say, the practice was boring all day long, he was afraid when he thought about it, as for the treasures of heaven and earth, it was even more slim, he had lived in the mountains for fifteen years, and he had never heard of anyone who had ever seen that thing, at best, he had seen some herbs to stop bleeding and treat colds and colds
"Is there a third possibility?"
Liu Fan looked hopeful, he wished he could hear this damn remnant soul say: The deity is the biggest in the world and the greatest, and he can leave on his own tomorrow
"Well, in order to get rid of your burden as soon as possible, and return this world to a clear mind, the deity will reluctantly make it difficult for him, so I will teach you the true immortal method and help you jump into the dragon gate!"
The Holy Monarch changed his previous decadence and arrogance, but the meaning of the words, how to listen, how to compromise, how to listen, how to listen, it was like cheapening Liu Fan
"I don't want any cultivation of the true immortal method" The expected gratitude to Dai De seems to not exist here in Liu Fan, "Your wheel is really a good calculation, let me cultivate hard, you take the opportunity to steal the aura, it is estimated that after you recover, whose body does my body belong to, maybe I really can't say"
Shengjun would never have expected that Liu Fan's careful eyes would be so much, and he said arrogantly:
"The deity has dominated the world for more than 10,000 years, how many people have knelt for a hundred years, just for a word of guidance from the deity, how many people have followed their lives, just to listen to the deity's voice! Now that the deity wants to guide you to practice, do you know that it is a blessing that you have cultivated in several lifetimes? ”
"I didn't let you teach me! Take back the blessings, and leave them to the next person."
"You kid, you really don't know the height of the sky" The holy monarch asked the sky speechlessly, is it really a tiger falling in Pingyang and being bullied by dogs? Thinking back then, eh~"Boy, think about it, if the deity recovers and can take away, will it still take away your waste wood?" ”
"Right?" Liu Fan blinked innocently, and then said something that was enough to make the Holy Monarch vomit blood
"Then the master will reluctantly agree to you, so that you can get out of here as soon as possible!"