Chapter 0005: Gu Xiaofluttershy
Time flies, and half a year has passed in a blink of an eye
In the past six months, Liu Fan can be said to have lived an inhuman life
At first, every day before dawn, the holy monarch would persuade him with good words, know it with reason, move it with emotion, and make him helpless, but later saw that the effect was not good, so he simply came to the hard, either directly caused Liu Fan to have a severe brain pain, or let him slap his mouth like self-harm, or simply let him roll to the ground, and then keep rolling out of the house
In short, the Holy Monarch will definitely change the law to get him up every day, even if Liu Fan can wake up obediently later, he will not give up the pleasure of torturing him, so that Liu Fan will be devastated
"Old cripple, you have to give me an explanation today, have you had enough of !!?"
At the top of the Foggy Mountain, Liu Fan hung in the air with one foot, panting violently
The old cripple is the new name he gave to the Reincarnation Saint, and because of this name, the Reincarnation Saint Monarch tortured him a lot, but Liu Fan said in a beautiful name: You are a remnant soul, no longer the prestige of the past, and you are not worthy of being called the Saint Monarch!
"Stinky boy, what do you want to do?"
Shengjun's tone is frivolous, he has been together for half a year, he knows Liu Fan well, this kid belongs to the kind of master who can't fight or go, coaxing backwards, his laziness is not comparable to ordinary people, his life-sparing energy, he said the first in the whole world, and no one dared to say the second, so Liu Fan's trick of threatening his life is estimated that even he doesn't believe it
A violent mountain wind suddenly blew, Liu Fan's body shook for a while, his little face changed color instantly, and the feet hanging on the edge of the cliff quickly retracted, took two steps back, sat on the ground with one butt, and kept patting his chest to suppress shock
"Hehe, you have to be a backbone, why did you take your feet back again?"
"You dead pervert, didn't you say you wanted to teach me to cultivate the True Immortal Method? Why have you been letting me climb the mountain every day like a tired dog for the past six months? ”
Liu Fan asked Cangtian speechlessly, in the past six months, all the mountains within a radius of ten miles from Wucun Village have left his footprints, and this footprint is not as simple as one or two times
"What do you kid know, your current physical fitness is the strongest in your small mountain village"
"Strong physique, have a fart!"
"Of course it works, why there are few strong people in the Zhengxuan Continent is because the physical fitness is not strong enough, so they are blindly eager for success and profit, cultivating immortal methods, and looking forward to becoming strong as soon as possible, but as everyone knows, without a strong physique as a foundation, it will be difficult to reach the peak in the later stage!"
Liu Fan rolled his eyes, he didn't want to be a strong man in the first place, he agreed to the purpose of cultivation, and his original intention was to quickly let this plague god in his body get out
"Old cripple, I don't want to be a strong person, hurry up and teach me the immortal method, absorb the aura of heaven and earth, hello and heal quickly, and leave quickly when you are done, okay?"
"No way!"
Liu Fan wanted to cry without tears, and rested for a while, and the Holy Monarch urged him to go to the next mountain, and gave him a set time, if he couldn't complete the task, he would continue to give him different degrees of punishment according to the time in arrears
"Yu Pei, help me take this demon!"
Then, the sound of abuse in the mountains continued, and a figure shuttled quickly
An hour later, Liu Fan was once again like a puddle of mud, lying on a piece of bluestone panting violently
Here, it is a new mountain, Liu Fan has no intention of enjoying the surrounding scenery, anyway, the scenery in the mountain is almost the same, taking advantage of the fact that the Holy Monarch will not speak, he quickly closed his eyes, and in three breaths, he snored loudly, which shows how tired he is now
Roar~~~
Liu Fan, who was dreaming of marrying a daughter-in-law, suddenly sat up, he didn't think about it, he was already thunderous, and came to a big tree in the blink of an eye
"Tsk~~~ A new realm of cherishing life"
The Holy Monarch sighed continuously, Liu Fan's eyes were full of fear, and the roar just now scared him almost out of his body, it was definitely not an ordinary animal, it must be a fierce beast, in the past six months, he has entered the mountain every day, in order to save his life and not die halfway, his senses and agility have made a qualitative leap, and he has always adhered to a firm principle: it is better to misjudge a thousand than carelessly!
"Old cripple, where did you take me?"
Liu Fan nervously looked around, and before the Holy Monarch could reply, he was horrified to see a brown bear walking towards him
"Damn old cripple, why did you lead me to such a dangerous place, didn't you say that with your leadership, I won't run into a beast?"
Liu Fan scolded angrily, the holy monarch was not angry after half a year of training, and the old god said
"That was before, from today onwards, you have to carry out the next special training, and the brown bear in front of you is your goal today!"
"You fart, that's a brown bear, a beast, you let me be a beautiful boy like a flower and jade to fight against the brown bear, isn't that tired and crooked?"
"Vomit ~ like a flower like a jade ???" In half a year, he deeply realized that a person can be narcissistic to this kind of perverted realm, "This is just an underage bear, do you go down by yourself, or I will send you~~ Forget it, go down to you"
“%¥#%”
Liu Fan made a dashing somersault in the air, and in his constant curse sound, he landed steadily in front of the brown bear
The brown bear was startled and almost sat on the ground, Liu Fan was even more frightened, and his legs trembled unobediently
The eyes are facing each other
Roar~
"Mom~"
The brown bear felt the fear of humans and roared excitedly, Liu Fan didn't even make a tentative fight, and turned around and ran without thinking about it
"Within a radius of ten zhang, it is your activity area~"
The Holy Monarch reminded him with kind words, and before the words fell, he heard a bang, and Liu Fan slammed into the air
"%#¥% old cripple, I wish you a speedy dissipation!"
It was impossible to run, Liu Fan turned around and was about to prepare to harden steel with the brown bear, the thick dry air hit his face, the brown bear was already close at hand, so frightened that he screamed again and ran to the side
For a time, within a radius of ten zhang, a ghost valley wolf howled and fled, a howling monster screamed, and chased excitedly
"Stinky boy, you can think about it, you have no fun and run down, if you run out of strength in a while, you will only have to wait for death!"
"I%¥#" Liu Fan didn't know what to scold angrily, and suddenly, he seemed to remember something, and actually laughed: "Hehe, you lie to me, I'm dead, you old cripple, don't you have to disappear too?" ”
"You can try" the Saint Monarch said indifferently: "After this half a year of cultivation, it may not be possible to take your body, but it is easy to take the body of a bear!" ”
"You? Will you take the body of a beast? ”
Although Liu Fan's words were full of disbelief, his voice was much weaker, and he was obviously mentally drumming and uncertain
"Believe it or not, you have a garbage physique, this saint doesn't look down on it, after taking the bear's body, and then waiting for the opportunity to take someone else's body, this saint can be proud of the world!"
Liu Fan's heart was shocked, he was so angry that he almost vomited blood, he stabilized his body, no longer ran away, turned around, and stretched out his hand to point at the brown bear:
"Stop!"
With a loud shout, it really stopped the brown bear, its head tilted, and it stared vigilantly at the human in front of it, unable to guess why he had been crying and calling his mother
"Come on, blind man, let's fight three hundred rounds!"
Roar~~~